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>> THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM CNBC AND IT READS ELON MUSK
>> 第一條標題來自CNBC,上面寫著埃隆-穆克。
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WIRED UP A MONKEY'S BRAIN TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
給猴子的大腦裝上電線,讓它玩視頻遊戲。
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THAT'S THE HEADLINE.
這是標題。
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THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ QUARANTINE HOBBIES
正直的標題應該改為 "量化的愛好"。
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DIFFERENT FOR RICH PEOPLE.
富人的不同。
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HERE'S ONE FROM THE MIRROR THAT SAYS WOMAN GETS REVENGE ON
這裡有一張從鏡子裡看出來的照片,說女人要報復。
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CHEATING EX BY MARRYING HIS MISTRESSES BOYFRIEND.
欺騙EX通過結婚他的情婦男友。
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THAT IS THE HEADLINE.
這是標題。
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THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ FUTURE DIVORCEEE HAS
誠實的頭條新聞應該讀到未來的DIVORCEEE有。
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FLEETING MOMENT OF JOY.
FLEETING MOMENT OF JOY。
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MOVING ON, THIS IS FROM DAILY MAIL AND IT READS FIRST FULLY
繼續,這是《每日郵報》上的,它是第一篇全文。
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DRIVERLESS BUS SET TO TRANSPORT OVER 40 PASSENGERS.
無人駕駛巴士將運送超過40名乘客。
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THAT IS THE HEADLINE.
這是標題。
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THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ WORLD STILL WAITING FOR
誠實的頭條新聞應該讀出世界還在等待的內容
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OBELISK BUS.
OBELISK BUS.
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HERE'S ONE FROM CNN THAT SAYS THE SEX & THE CITY REVIVAL WILL
美國有線電視新聞網(CNN)的報道稱,《性與城市》的復興將會
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ADDRESS THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC.
解決COVID-19氾濫的問題。
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THAT'S THE HEADLINE.
這是標題。
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THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ WHATEVER, SHE SHOULD HAVE
正直的標題應該讀過的,她應該讀過的。
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MARRIED AIDEN.
結婚的艾登。
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I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE SEX IN THE CITY REBOOT, DO
我不知道我對 "城市裡的性愛 "重啟有什麼感覺?
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YOU?
你呢?
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I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT, DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT
我不知道自己是怎麼想的,不知道自己是怎麼想的。
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IT, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT T REG.
你怎麼看《條例》呢?
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>> Reggie: I JUST-- ALL I REMEMBER IS THE FEELING OF WHAT
>> 我只是... 我只記得我的感覺是什麼。
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MY FRIENDS FELT LIKE WHILE THEY WERE ENGROSSED IN IT SO I THINK
我的朋友們覺得,當他們參與其中,所以我想。
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AS LONG AS IT PREYS ON THAT WE WILL BE OKAY.
只要它在上面捕食,我們就會沒事。
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>> James: I HOPE SO.
>> 詹姆斯。我希望如此。
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>> THERE IS NO KIM CAT REL THERE IS NO KIM CATREL.
>> THERE IS NO KIM CAT REL THERE IS NO KIM CATREL。
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>> SHE'S NOT IT IN.
>> 她不在。
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YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO BE LIKE BITCOIN, HONEY, GAVE ME THE
你需要有人像比特幣一樣,親愛的,把比特幣給我吧
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WHOLE THING.
整個事情。
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>> James: EXACTLY, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> 詹姆斯。完全正確,你是絕對正確的。
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>> YEAH.
>> 是的。
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>> James: THAT'S MY WORRY, I'M EXCITED FOR THE MUSIC.
>> 詹姆斯。這是我的煩惱,我很興奮的音樂。
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♪ AND THE DRESS AND THE WHOLE THING, I'M EXCITED FOR IT.
和禮服和整個事情, 我為它感到興奮。
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I JUST WORRY ABOUT IT I WORRY, I FEEL LIKE IT'S GOING BACK TO AN
我只是擔心它,我擔心,我覺得它像回到了一個。
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EX, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
EX,你知道我的意思嗎?
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>> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> 雷吉:YEAH,YEAH,YEAH。
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>> James: NEVER GO BACK.
>> 詹姆斯。永遠不要回去。
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>> Reggie: DO THEY HAVE MR. LARGE.
>> 他們是否有先生。LARGE:
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>> James: MR. BIG IS NOT IN IT.
>> 詹姆斯。MR. BIG is not in it.大不在裡面。
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>> I GUESS IT'S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD.
>> 我想這不會是好事。
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>> James: NO SAMANTHA, NO MR. BIGG WHAT IS IT.
>> 詹姆斯。沒有SAMANTHA,沒有先生。BIGG是什麼呢。
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>> NO ME AT THAT POINT.
>> 沒有我在那一刻。
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>> James: YEAH THERE IT IS.
>> 詹姆斯。是的,就是這樣。
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>> OOOH.
>> OOOH。
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>> James: LET THAT BE A LESSON.
>> 詹姆斯。讓它成為一個教訓。
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MOVING ON, THIS ONE IS FROM THE MIRROR THAT SAYS WAREHOUSE
繼續,這張是在寫著 "WAREHOUSE "的鏡面上。
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ORGY WITH 100 PEOPLE IN PARIS, THAT IS THE HEADLINE, THE HONEST
在巴黎有100人的組織,這是標題,誠實的。
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HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID PIERRE NOW UNDERSTANDS WHY ALL HIS
標題應該說皮埃爾現在明白了為什麼他所有的。
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FRIENDS DIMPED HIM SATURDAY NIGHT.
FRIENDS DIMPED HIM SATURDAY NIGHT。
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WHAT IS A HUNDRED PERSON ORGY LIKE, GUILLERMO?
百人團是什麼樣子,吉勒莫?
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(LAUGHTER) WHAT.
(笑)什麼。
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>> I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
>> 對不起,我聽不到你的聲音。
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(LAUGHTER).
(笑):
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>> James: I DON'T THINK I'M COMFORTABLE IN A HINE PER ORGY,
>> 詹姆斯我不認為我在每一個ORGY的HINE舒適。
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
你知道我的意思嗎?
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I THINK THAT'S WAY OUT-- FOR ME, THAT IS 98 PEOPLE TOO MANY.
我認為這太過分了... 對我來說,那是98個人太多。
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DON'T YOU THINK, JOEL.
你不覺得嗎,喬爾?
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>> YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING OR GOING.
>> 你不知道你是來還是去。
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>> James: YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING OR GOING.
>> 詹姆斯。你不知道,你不知道你是來還是去。
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YOU DON'T.
你沒有。
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I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WE WE'RE ALL DOING THAT.
我只是不明白我們都在做什麼。
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>> DURING COVID ESPECIALLY.
>>在COVID期間,特別是:
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>> James: DURING COVID, EXACTLY.
>> 詹姆斯。確切地說,是在科維德期間。
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NOT COVID SAFE, GUILLERMO, IS IT.
不COVID安全,GUILLERMO,是它。
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>> NO.
>> NO.
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>> James: THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE TO FIX HEADBOARDS.
>> 詹姆斯。這就是為什麼你要固定頭盔。
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ALL RIGHT.
好吧。
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MOVING ON, HERE'S ANOTHER STORY FROM THE DAILY MAIL AND IT READS
繼續,這裡是《每日郵報》的另一則新聞,內容是:
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HOME SICK JAMES CORDEN COULD BE OFFERED DOUBLE HIS SALARY TO
家裡有病的詹姆斯-科登可以得到雙倍的工資,以達到
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STOP HIM FROM QUITTING.
阻止他退出。
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THAT IS THE HEADLINE.
這是標題。
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THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ, I'M LISTENING.
誠實的頭條應該有閱讀,我聽。
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AND FINALLY, HERE'S THE HEADLINE FROM THE DAILY STAR, AND IT
最後,這是《每日星報》的頭條新聞。
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READS MAN IN DIGITAL CHASTITY BELT-- HAS PENIS HELD HOSTAGE,
讀到男人在數字貞操帶 -- 被挾持的陰莖。
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SHOULD HAVE LED HACKING PREVENTS WHACKING, KRISTEN WIIG AND ANNIE
應該有LED黑客防止竊聽,克里斯汀WIIG和安妮
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MUMOLO WILL BE HERE WHEN WE COME BACK.
MUMOLO會在這裡,當我們回來。
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COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
回來吧,各位。