字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Hey. Are you Ted? Uh, yeah. [Laughter] This is so exciting! I was such a big fan of yours in the early '90s. Oh. Well, uh, thanks a lot. What's your name? I'm Raphael. Hey, do you think I could take a picture with you? Uh, yeah. Yeah, no problem. Great, great. Here, follow me. Uh, okay. Why are we doing this back here? Well, you're a celebrity. I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you. Yeah, that's true. I've been mistaken for an Ewok three times today. All right, let's do this. Holy shit! Donny! It's so good to see you Ted. It's been some time hasn't it? Oh, you mean since you ripped me in half? That wasn't suppose to happen. It was an accident. I have some big plans for you Ted. Very big plans. I need you to come with me now. Go to hell! Nice lunch, Spaz. [Man] Hey! What the hell? He could be anywhere we're not gonna find him. Let's just wait by the car. What do you mean? We have to find him, okay? He's a teddy bear on his own in New York, for God's sakes. [Cellphone Knight Rider Theme] Hello? Johnny. Johnny, it's me. You gotta help me! Ted. Ted, where are you? Dude, we've been looking everywhere for you. I'm at Comic-Con. But, John, it's Donny. He's here. He's after me. You gotta get over here. What the fuck? Did you just say Donny? John, what's going on? Yes, it's him. He's- Oh, shit. Ted! Ted, Hello? What's the matter? Oh, my god. Déjà vu. We got to get to Comic-Con. Come on! Get out of the way! You know... I really love that Neil Diamond. Especially that song... they sing at the, uh- at the Red Sox games. It's just so infectious. You just can't help but sing along. ♪ Hands ♪ ♪ Touching hands ♪ ♪ Reaching out ♪ ♪ Touching me ♪ ♪ Touching you ♪ ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ ♪ Ba, ba-ba! ♪ Fuck! [Ted Grunting, Groaning] You son of a bitch! Hey! What are you doing to that bear? I'm sorry. I, uh- You better be planning on buying that. He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah that's great. Forty dollars. Okay. I have $40 here.