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  • LET'S JUMP INTO THE HEADLINES BECAUSE THERE'S NEWS TO TALK

    {1cH00FFFFi1}讓我們跳進頭條新聞,因為有新聞可談。

  • ABOUT.

    關於.

  • OF COURSE, DONALD TRUMP'S SECOND IMPEACHMENT TRIAL BEGAN TODAY,

    當然,唐納德・特朗普的第二次反劾審判今天開始了。

  • AND IT STARTED OUT WITH A DEBATE OVER WHETHER OR NOT IMPEACHING A

    它開始於一場關於是否應執行《公約》的辯論。

  • FORMER PRESIDENT IS CONSTITUTIONAL.

    前任主席是憲法規定的。

  • IT FEELS LIKE THIS QUESTION COULD HAVE BEEN ANSWERED WEEKS

    感覺這個問題可能已經被回答了好幾個星期了。

  • AGO WITH A SIMPLE TEXT TO A COLLEGE PROFESSOR SOMEWHERE.

    AGO用一個簡單的文字給某地的大學教授。

  • BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?

    但我知道什麼?

  • AS EXPECTED, THE SENATE PASSED THE VOTE SAYING THE

    正如預期的那樣,參議院通過了表決,表示:"我們將繼續努力。

  • IMPEACHMENT TRIAL WOULD GO ON.

    IMPEACHMENT TRIAL WOULD GO ON。

  • THE SENATE DOES HAVE JURISDICTION TO TRY A FORMER

    參議院有司法權審判一個前議員。

  • PRESIDENT.

    主席:

  • SO THERE GOES TRUMP'S FIRST STRATEGY.

    所以特朗普的第一戰略就這樣了。

  • NOW THAT IT HAS FAILED, HE'LL BE MOVING ON TO THE VAUNTED "IT

    現在它失敗了,他就會轉到不受歡迎的 "IT "上。

  • WASN'T ME" DEFENSE PIONEERED IN THE LANDMARK CASE, "SHAGGY V.

    不是我 "的辯解,在 "SHAGGY V. LANDMARK CASE "案中發揮了先鋒作用。

  • GETTING CAUGHT RED-HANDED."

    被抓到紅手。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LEADING THE IMPEACHMENT DEFENSE

    帶領內閣防衛隊的工作

  • FOR TRUMP IS BRUCE CASTOR, A CONTROVERSIAL LAWYER WHO

    為特朗普服務的是布魯斯-卡斯特爾,他是一位頗具爭議的律師。

  • SPECIALIZES IN MEDICAL MALPRACTICE AND "PEOPLE FALSELY

    專注於醫療事故和 "人命關天"。

  • ACCUSED IN 'ME TOO' CASES."

    在'我也'案件中被指控。"

  • YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THIS PHOTO HERE -- JUST BASED ON THAT

    你可以在這張照片中看到他 -- 就憑這一點。

  • PICTURE ALONE, I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS IS NOT A NICE PERSON

    僅僅是圖片,我已經可以告訴這不是一個好人。

  • WHO IS AMAZING AT RAQUETBALL.

    誰是驚人的曲棍球。

  • >> Reggie: OH, YES Y.

    >> 雷吉:哦,是的,是的。

  • >> James: YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM BUT YOU WANT

    >> 詹姆斯。你不想和他混在一起,但你想。

  • CASTOR IN DOUBLES.

    兩人一組的CASTOR

  • >> Reggie: YES.

    >> 雷吉:是的。

  • >> James: HERE'S BRUCE CASTOR TODAY

    >> 詹姆斯。今天有請布魯斯-卡斯特爾。

  • ON THE SENATE FLOOR, ARGUING ON BEHALF OF TRUMP.

    在參議院議席上,為特朗普辯護。

  • SEE IF YOU CAN FOLLOW ALONG.

    看看你能不能跟上。

  • >> IF WE GO DOWN THE ROAD THAT MY VERY WORTHY ADVERSARY HERE

    >> 如果我們沿著這條路走下去,我的非常危險的建議在這裡。

  • MR. RASKIN ASKS YOU TO GO DOWN, THE FLOODGATES WILL OPEN.

    拉斯金先生請你下去拉斯金請你下去,水閘就會打開。

  • I WAS GOING TO SAY IT WILL -- INSTEAD OF FLOODGATES, I WAS

    我想說的是,它會... ...而不是洪水閘門,我是。

  • GOING TO SAY, ORIGINALLY, IT WILL RELEASE THE WHIRLWIND,

    去說,最初,它將釋放旋風。

  • WHICH IS A POLITICAL -- A BIBLICAL REFERENCE, BUT I

    這是一個政治 - 一個聖經的參考,但我。

  • SCWEBTLY LEARNED SINCE I GOT HERE THAT THAT PARTICULAR PHRASE

    從我到這裡開始,我就學會了那個特殊的句子。

  • HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN, SO I FIGURED I BETTER CHANGE IT TO

    已經採取了,所以我想我最好把它改成。

  • FLOODGATES.

    洩洪閘。

  • >> James: WHAT?

    >> 詹姆斯。什麼?

  • I'LL ADMIT, I HAD HIGH HOPES WHEN HE SHOWED UP WEARING

    我承認,當他出現時,我對他抱有很高的期望,他穿著

  • GLASSES.

    眼鏡:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW HE'S GOING TO GET HOME

    你知道他要回家了嗎?

  • TONIGHT AND BE LIKE, OH, I SHOULD'VE GONE WITH

    今晚,是想,哦,我應該已經走了與

  • FLOODGATES."

    洩洪閘。"

  • SHOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THE WINDS AT ALL.

    不應該提到風。

  • WHAT WAS I THINKING?

    我在想什麼呢?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU SEE ME TODAY, BABE?

    (笑)你今天看到我了嗎,寶貝?

  • YEAH, I DID THE -- ( LAUGHTER )

    是的,我做了 - (笑)。

  • I ( BLEEP ) UP.

    我(BLEEP)了。

  • DID YOU SEE THE -- YEAH, THE FLOODGATES BIT, YEAH.

    你有沒有看到... ... - 是的,水閘位,是的。

  • ( BLEEP ).

    ( BLEEP ).

  • NOW, CASTOR ONLY HAD A WEEK TO PREPARE FOR THE TRIAL AND HAS

    現在,卡斯特只有一個星期的時間來準備審判,並且已經...。

  • NEVER MET WITH TRUMP IN PERSON, WHICH IS HONESTLY A GOOD LEGAL

    從未與特朗普本人見過面,這是一個誠實的好法律。

  • STRATEGY.

    戰略:

  • "HEY, MAN, THE LESS I KNOW, THE BETTER."

    "嘿,夥計,我知道的越少,越好。"

  • BUT HIS LACK OF PREPARATION WAS KIND OF OBVIOUS.

    但他的準備不足是很明顯的。

  • >> SENATOR DIRKSEN RECORDED A SERIES OF LECTURES THAT MY

    >> 德里克森參議員錄製了一系列的演講,我的

  • PARENTS HAD ON A RECORD AND -- WE STILL KNOW WHAT RECORDS ARE,

    我們還不知道什麼是記錄。

  • RIGHT?

    對吧?

  • THE THING YOU PUT THE NEEDLE DOWN ON AND YOU PLAY IT.

    你把針放上去就能玩的東西。

  • >> James: YEAH, AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BLOCKBUSTER VIDEOS?

    >> 詹姆斯。是啊,和發生了什麼事 到BLOCKBUSTER視頻?

  • YOU COULD GET A MOVIE AND A BOX OF GOOD-N-PLENTY AT THE SAME

    你可以在同一時間得到一部電影和一盒好東西。

  • TIME!" HE LISTENED TO VINYL RECORDS OF

    時間!"他聽了VINYL唱片的聲音

  • SPEECHES FROM A SENATOR.

    參議員的講話:

  • WHICH MAKES SENSE.

    這是有道理的。

  • YOU HAVEN'T REALLY HEARD CHUCK SCHUMER UNTIL YOU'VE HEARD

    在你聽過舒默的歌之前,你還沒有真正聽過他的歌。

  • CHUCK SCHUMER ON VINYL.

    CHUCK SCHUMER的唱片。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I ALSO WANT TO SAY, JUST BECAUSE

    (笑)我也想說,只是因為,

  • WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A RECORD PLAYER IS

    我們都還記得什麼是唱片演奏家

  • DOESN'T MEAN WE UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ELSE YOU'RE TRYING TO

    並不代表我們能理解你的任何想法。

  • SAY HERE.

    說這裡。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND HERE HE GETS CONFUSED

    (笑),在這裡,他得到了困惑。

  • WHETHER HE'S DOING A LIST WITH NUMBERS OR LETTERS.

    無論他做一個列表與數字或字母。

  • >> BUT THERE ISN'T A SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO, A, DOESN'T CONSIDER

    >> 但你們中沒有一個人,A,沒有考慮到

  • YOURSELF A PATRIOT OF THE UNITED STATES AND, TWO, THERE ISN'T A

    你自己也是美國的愛國者,而且,第二,沒有一個人是美國的愛國者。

  • SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO DOESN'T CONSIDER THE OTHER 99 TO BE

    你們中任何一個人不認為其他99人都是。

  • PATRIOTS OF THE UNITED STATES.

    美國的愛國者。

  • >> James: OH, IT WAS ALL GOING PERFECTLY UP UNTIL THAT POINT.

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,這一切都完美地進行了 直到這一點。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ONE BIG CHANGE IS TRUMP ISN'T

    一個最大的變化是,特朗普不是。

  • ABLE TO LIVE TWEET ABOUT THIS ONE.

    能夠現場推特關於這一個。

  • I WOULD LOVE TO SEE TRUMP GET CREATIVE THIS WEEK.

    我很想看到特朗普本週的創意。

  • I KNOW HE CAN'T TWEET BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN'T SHARE HIS

    我知道他不能發微博,但這並不意味著他不能分享他的。

  • FEELINGS IN ANOTHER FORM LIKE SKY WRITING.

    另一種形式的感覺,如天空寫作。

  • MOVING ON.

    繼續前進。

  • THERE'S SOME INTERESTING SPACE NEWS.

    有一些有趣的空間新聞。

  • OR AS IT'S KNOWN IN SPACE...

    或者說,在太空中,它被稱為... ...

  • NEWS.

    新聞:

  • THREE SPACE CRAFTS LAUNCHED BY THREE DIFFERENT NATIONS ARE DUE

    三個不同國家推出的三件空間工藝品應運而生。

  • TO REACH MARS WITHIN DAYS OF EACH OTHER.

    在一天之內到達火星。

  • THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES'S PROBE REACHED MARS TODAY, CHINA'S

    阿拉伯聯合酋長國的探測器今天到達了火星,中國的探測器也到達了火星。

  • ARRIVES ON WEDNESDAY, AND NASA'S WILL TOUCH DOWN NEXT WEEK.

    週三抵達,NASA將在下週降落。

  • THREE DIFFERENT PROBES IN LESS THAN A WEEK.

    三個不同的問題在不到一週的時間裡。

  • THOSE ARE GUILLERMO NUMBERS.

    這些都是guillermo的數字。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS,

    (笑)你知道這是什麼。

  • GUILLERMO?

    吉勒莫?

  • A MARS-NAJ-A-TROIS.

    一個火星-納吉-阿特羅伊斯。

  • >> OH, OKAY.

    >> 哦,好吧。

  • THAT WAS A FAILURE OF A JOKE.

    這是一個失敗的笑話。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: FAILURE TO LAUNCH.

    失敗發射。

  • FAILURE TO LAUNCH.

    未能啟動。

  • >> James: THAT WASN'T A FAILURE OF A JOKE!

    >> 詹姆斯。這不是一個失敗的笑話!

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> James: WOW.

    >> 詹姆斯。WOW。

  • I CAN'T ARGUE WIT.

    我不能爭辯。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU WRITE THAT JOKE, JOHN?

    是你寫的笑話嗎,約翰?

  • WHO WROTE THAT JOKE?

    誰寫的笑話?

  • >> I'M NOT SURE.

    >> 我不確定。

  • >> James: WRITERS UNION HOLDING STRONG.

    >> 詹姆斯。作家聯盟保持強勢。

  • >> CAN'T LEAVE THE ROOM.

    >> 不能離開房間。

  • >> James: ANOTHER ONE GOES UNDER THE BUS.

    >> 詹姆斯。又有一個人倒黴了。

  • NO ONE GOES UNDER THE BUS.

    沒有人去公車下。

  • IF KENNEDY SAYS NO, WE'RE ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE.

    如果肯尼迪說 "不",我們就是一個人的,一個人的。

  • UNLESS IT'S TOM AND THEN I'LL THROW HIM UNDER THE BUS.

    除非是TOM,然後我就把他扔到公車上。

  • SCIENTISTS ARE CONCERNED THAT THE THREE SPACE CRAFTS WILL

    科學家們擔心,這三個空間手工藝品將

  • CONVERGE BEFORE GETTING TO MARS AND BE LIKE, "OH, YOU GO AHEAD."

    在到達火星之前匯合,並喜歡, "哦,你先走吧。"

  • NO, PLEASE, AFTER YOU.

    不,求你了,在你之後。

  • OH, WE BOTH WENT.

    哦,我們都去了。

  • SO, NO, YOU GO.

    所以,不,你去。

  • AND THEN JUST NEVER ACTUALLY LAND ON MARS.

    然後就再也不登陸火星了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I THINK THAT WHOLE BIT GOES.

    我想,整個比特去。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> THIS IS GOING TO BE TOUGH TO

    (笑) >>這將是艱難的,以

  • COME BACK FROM.

    回來了,從。

  • >> James: I CAN'T EVEN BLAME THE JOKE.

    >> 詹姆斯。我甚至不能責怪笑話。

  • THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE.

    這是一個很好的笑話。

  • IT'S ALL ME.

    都是我。

  • THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DON'T GET MY WALK DOWN WITH ROB.

    這就是我沒能和羅伯一起散步時發生的事情。

  • ARE YOU WEARING THAT HAT, TIM, BECAUSE OWEN WILSON WORE A HAT

    你戴著那頂帽子嗎,TIM,因為OWEN WILSON戴著帽子。

  • YESTERDAY AND YOU THOUGHT, I'M GOING TO PULL A HAT OUT.

    昨天你想,我要把帽子拿出來。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • THERE'S NO WAY TO BE IN A BAD MOOD WHEN I'M WEARING A COWBOY

    當我穿著牛仔服的時候,沒有辦法心情不好。

  • HAT.

    帽子:

  • >> James: TRY DOING THESE JOKES, YOU WILL FIND ONE.

    >> 詹姆斯。試著做這些笑話,你會發現一個。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I THINK IT'S THE GLARE OFF

    我想這是眼鏡的問題

  • PETE'S SHIRT, BOUNCING BACK OFF THE LIGHTS.

    佩特的襯衫,在燈光下蹦蹦跳跳。

  • DO YOU WANT SOME TECH NEWS?

    你想知道一些技術新聞嗎?

  • >> YES!

    >> 是!

  • ALL RIGHT.

    好吧。

  • TWITTER IS APPARENTLY EXPLORING THE IDEA OF ADDING A "TIPPING"

    微博正在探索增加 "小費 "的想法

  • FEATURE, THAT WOULD ALLOW USERS TO PAY THEIR FAVORITE ACCOUNTS

    功能,將允許用戶支付他們最喜歡的帳戶。

  • FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT.

    獨家內容。

  • YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO PAY GOOD MONEY FOR.

    是的,這就是我想花大錢買的東西。

  • A NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN TAKE ON THE -- OH, ( BLEEP ).

    一個前所未有的採取對 - 哦,(嗶)。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THIS IS IT.

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:這是它。

  • THIS IS THE ONE.

    這是一個。

  • >> YEP.

    >> YEP。

  • THIS IS THE BIG ONE.

    這是大的一個。

  • >> James: THIS IS THE ONE THAT JUST BROKE IT ALL.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是一個剛剛打破了這一切。

  • THIS IS THE ONE.

    這是一個。

  • I WAS HERE ON TIME.

    我在這裡的時間。

  • YOU WERE HERE ON TIME.

    你在這裡的時間。

  • PETE WAS HERE ON TIME.

    佩特准時來了

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S CHANGED.

    >> 詹姆斯。我不知道發生了什麼變化。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU WANT A TIP?

    你要小費嗎?

  • I'LL GIVE YOU A TIP.

    我給你個提示。

  • GET OFF TWITTER!

    離開微信!

  • LIVE YOUR LIFE!

    活出你的生活!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND NOW, OF COURSE, VALENTINE'S

    (歡呼聲和掌聲) 現在,當然,情人節

  • DAY IS COMING UP AND SHAKE SHACK IS

    日子就要到了,搖搖樂也要到了。

  • OFFERING A SPECIAL "LOVE DELIVERED" EXPERIENCE, WHICH

    提供特殊的 "愛的傳遞 "體驗,其中包括

  • INCLUDES AN INTIMATE VIRTUAL PERFORMANCE FROM BOYZ II MEN.

    包括來自BOYZ II MEN的精彩表演。

  • ALTHOUGH AFTER YOU'RE STUFFED FULL OF SHAKE SHACK YOU'LL BE

    雖然當你吃飽了奶昔之後,你會發現,你的身體裡有很多的東西

  • LIKE ♪ I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU

    喜歡 我將愛你

  • PROBABLY IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I FEEL A BIT

    可能是在早上,因為我覺得有點。

  • -- WE SHOULD DO IT IN THE MORNING.

    -- 我們應該在早上做。

  • WE'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT SO NEITHER OF US CAN SMELL EACH

    我們會想辦法讓我們兩個都聞不到對方的味道

  • OTHER'S BREATH.

    別人的呼吸。

  • WE'LL WORK IT OUT.

    我們會解決的。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THIS IS PERFECT FOR COUPLES

    (笑)但這是完美的情侶。

  • WHO HAVE ALREADY SPENT A YEAR IN LOCKDOWN TOGETHER AND ARE

    已經在一起關了一年的人,並且

  • LOOKING FOR A VALENTINE'S DAY TREAT THAT SAYS, "YEAH, THIS IS

    尋找一個情人節的禮物,說,"是的,這是我的。

  • FINE."

    罰款。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S A LITTLE TASK FOR THE

    (笑)這裡有一個小任務的

  • BAND.

    樂隊:

  • YOU ARE MODERATELY MUSICAL.

    你是中等音樂人。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT SONGS SHOULD BE ON A

    哪些歌曲會出現在《我是歌手》中?

  • VALENTINES PLAY LIST?

    情人節播放列表?

  • >> ADORE YOU BY PRINCE.

    >> ADORE YOU BY PRINCE.

  • HOLDING BACK THE TEARS -- OR YEARS FROM SIMPLY RED.

    擋住眼淚 -- -- 或者說從簡單的紅色。

  • HOLDING BACK THE YEARSTHIS IS GOOD.

    扣留年 這是很好的。

  • SO FAR.

    到目前為止。

  • HAGAR.

    HAGAR:

  • >> LET'S GET IT ON.

    >> 讓我們開始吧。

  • >> James: MARVIN GAY.

    >> 詹姆斯:MARVIN GAY.

  • IT'S SUCH A GOOD SONG ( HUMMING THE SONG DISTRICT

    IT'S SUCH A GOOD SONG (HUMMING THE SONG DISTRICT)

  • >> James: I'M NOT LIKE TIM CONSTANTLY PLAYING A GUITAR,

    >> 詹姆斯。我不喜歡TIM一直彈吉他。

  • BUT, YEAH, I'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT.

    但是,是的,我有一點。

  • ( HUMMING GUITAR RIFF ) >> GROVE WASHINGTON, JR., JUST

    (HUMMING GUITAR RIFF) >> GROVE WASHINGTON, JR.

  • THE TWO OF US.

    我們兩個人。

  • >> James: YOU CAN'T PLAY JUST THE TWO OF US IN GUILLERMO'

    >> 詹姆斯。你不能在吉勒莫只玩我們兩個人。

  • HOUSE.

    房子:

  • IT'S NEVER JUST THE TWO OF THEM.

    不僅僅是他們兩個人。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ♪ JUST THE NINE OF US

    (笑)只是我們九個人的

  • ( LAUGHTER )

    (笑)

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{1cH00FFFFi1}讓我們跳進頭條新聞,因為有新聞可談。

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特朗普的彈劾律師是怎麼回事? (What's the Deal with Trump's Impeachment Lawyer?)

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