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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW

    >> 史蒂芬: 大家好,歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

  • SUPER BOWL SPECIAL."

    超級碗特價。"

  • WE ARE SO LUCKY RIGHT NOW TO BE JOINED BY THE ONE, THE ONLY MISS

    我們現在很幸運,能和唯一的小姐一起合作。

  • TIFFANY HADDISH

    TIFFANY HADDISH

  • THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

    謝謝你來這裡。

  • >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

    >> 謝謝你,謝謝你。

  • >> Stephen: YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I LOVE TALKING TO YOU, YOU ARE

    >> 斯蒂芬:你知道,你知道我喜歡和你說話,你是。

  • ONE OF THE GUESTS WHO I ALWAYS HAVE MORE ENERGY AFTER THE SHOW

    其中一位嘉賓,我總是在表演結束後有更多的能量。

  • WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON.

    當你上了,

  • YOU ARE A POWER SOURCE, YOU ARE NOT JUST A GUEST.

    你是一個動力源,你不僅僅是一個客人。

  • BUT THE THING IS THAT WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES TOGETHER.

    但問題是,我們只有幾十分鐘的時間。

  • WE DON'T GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

    我們不瞭解對方。

  • AND WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR IF NOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

    如果不認識對方,我們來這裡幹什麼?

  • AND SO I HAVE DEVICED AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW, BECAUSE

    所以,我已經deviced,你可能已經知道,因為。

  • ST A PHENOMENON AT THIS POINT, IF IS SOMETHING CALLED THE

    ST在這一點上的一個現象,如果是所謂的。

  • COLBERT QUESTIONERT, THESE ARE THE ESSENTIAL QUESTIONS THAT

    COLBERT QUESTIONERT,這些都是最基本的問題。

  • ALLOW ME TO KNOW ANY GUEST TO REVEAL THEIR SOUL, NOT ONLY TO

    請允許我認識任何客人,讓他們透露自己的靈魂,不僅是為了

  • THE NATION BUT TO THEMSELVES.

    國家,但對他們自己。

  • ARE YOU READY?

    你準備好了嗎?

  • ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE COLBERT QUESTIONERRE?

    你是否準備好了科爾伯特問題的答案?

  • >> LET'S GO.

    >> 我們走吧。

  • >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE TWO SPECIAL SUPER BOWL ADDED

    >> 史蒂芬:好的,我們有兩個特別的超級碗補充。

  • QUESTIONS FOR TONIGHT.

    今晚的問題:

  • NUMBER ONE, TIFFANY HADDISH, IF SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, LET'S START

    一號,TIFFANY HADDISH,如果超級碗週日,讓我們開始。

  • WITH A COIN TOSS, DO YOU PICK HEADS OR TAILS?

    擲硬幣,你是選頭還是選尾?

  • >> HEADS.

    >> 頭。

  • >> Stephen: ANY REASON?

    >> Stephen: ANY REASON?

  • >> CUZ I THINK I GOT A NICE HEAD.

    >> 我想我有一個漂亮的頭。

  • >> Stephen: YOU DO.

    >> 史蒂芬:你是。

  • OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR GO TO SUPER BOWL SNACK?

    好吧,你的超級碗點心是什麼?

  • WOW.

    WOW。

  • >> I'M THINKING USUALLY.

    >> 我在想平時。

  • VODKA.

    VODKA.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> 史蒂芬:好的。

  • GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S A GREAT SOURCE OF FIBER.

    很好,很好,這是一個很好的纖維來源。

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • NOW.

    現在。

  • >> IT IS A DISINFECTANT.

    >> 它是一種消毒劑。

  • >> Stephen: LET'S GET TO THE QUESTIONERT ITSELF.

    >> Stephen: 讓我們進入問題本身。

  • TIFFANY HADDISH, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH.

    TIFFANY HADDISH,什麼是最好的三明治。

  • >> PASTRAMI.

    >> PASTRAMI:

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS THE RIGHT ANSWER, HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

    >> 史蒂芬:這是正確的答案,你怎麼接受?

  • >> I TAKE IT ON WHEAT, I HAVE IT TOASTED AND YOU KNOW I PUT ALL

    >> 我把它在小麥上,我有它烤,你知道我把所有的。

  • KIND OF STUFF ON MY SANDWICH, BUT IF HAS TO BE HOT.

    那種東西在我的三明治,但如果必須是熱的。

  • >> Stephen: HOT PASTRAMI.

    >> 熱帕斯拉米。

  • WHAT IS THE ONE THING THAT YOU OWN THAT YOU REALLY SHOULD THROW

    你有什麼東西應該扔掉?

  • OUT?

    OUT?

  • >> I GOT A LOT OF UNDERWEARS I SHOULD PROBABLY THROW OUT.

    >> 我有很多內衣,我應該扔掉。

  • BUT I LOVE THEM.

    但我愛他們。

  • THEY'RE MY COMFORT DRAWERS.

    他們是我的舒適抽屜。

  • >> Stephen: AND YOU SHOULD THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE

    >> 史蒂芬:你應該把他們扔出去,因為他們是。

  • TOO COMFORTABLE?

    太舒服了?

  • >> WELL, BECAUSE THEY GOT HOLES IN THEM, THERE'S SOME-- ELASTIC

    >> 因為它們有洞,所以有一些... ...

  • SITUATIONS.

    情況:

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON.

    >> 史蒂芬:好的,我們繼續。

  • >> I'M A GIRL, BUT MY UNDERWEAR LOOK LIKE MEN'S UNDERWEAR, I

    >> 我是一個女孩,但我的內衣看起來像男人的內衣,我。

  • WOULD SAY.

    會說:

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE SCARIEST ANIMAL?

    >> 史蒂芬:什麼是最可怕的動物?

  • >> ALLIGATOR, CROCODILE.

    >> AlligATOR, CROCODILE.

  • >> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN NEAR ONE IN PERSON?

    >> 史蒂芬:你有沒有親身經歷過?

  • >> UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

    >> UH -HUH,UH -HUH。

  • I WISH I HAD A GUN JUST IN CASE THEY TRY TO RUN UP ON ME.

    我希望我有一把槍,以防他們試圖衝上我。

  • >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES.

    >> 史蒂芬:蘋果或橘子。

  • >> ORANGES CUZ THEY GOT A LOT OF VITAMIN C AND FIEBER IN THEM.

    >> 橙子,因為它們有大量的維生素C和維生素B。

  • >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

    >> 史蒂芬:好的。

  • I ALWAYS GO WITH APPLE BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON IT.

    我總是選擇蘋果,因為你可以在上面塗上花生醬。

  • >> YEAH, BUT ORANGES YOU CAN PUT VODKA WITH.

    >> 是的,但橙子你可以把伏特加。

  • >> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER.

    >> 史蒂芬:你有沒有。

  • >> IT MAKES AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE ALKALINE.

    >> 它可以製造酒精飲料鹼。

  • >> Stephen: TIFFANY, HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR

    >> 蒂凡尼,你有沒有問過別人,他們的名字是什麼?

  • AUTOGRAPH?

    AUTOGRAPH?

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> Stephen: WHO?

    >> Stephen: WHO?

  • >> HALLE BERRY,.

    >> 哈勒-貝利,:

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT, DID SHE SAY YES?

    >> 史蒂芬:你明白了嗎,她說是嗎?

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • BUT MY GRANDMA GOT IT FOR ME, MY GRANDMA WORKED AT-- PRIME RIB

    但我的奶奶得到了它對我來說,我的奶奶工作在 - - PRIME RIB

  • RESTAURANT IN BEVERLY HILLS AND SHE GOT IT FOR ME.

    在BEVERLY HILLS的餐廳,她為我找到了它。

  • >> Stephen: MY MOTHER GOT HALLE BERRY'S AUTOGRAPH FOR ME.

    >> 我的母親給我送來了哈勒-貝利的自畫像。

  • >> SHE ONLY GIVES HER AUTOGRAPH TO OLDER WOMEN, SEE?

    >> 她只把她的自畫像給年長的女人,看到了嗎?

  • >> Stephen: TRUE STORY.

    >> 史蒂芬:真實的故事。

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE?

    你認為當你死後會發生什麼?

  • >> I THINK THAT YOUR BODY DISINTEGRATES AND GOES AWAY AND

    >> 我認為你的身體會分化,然後離開,然後。

  • I THINK YOUR SOUL GOES AND HAS A MEETING WITH THE-- I THINK YOUR

    我想你的靈魂去和... 我想你的靈魂去和... ...

  • SOUL GOES TO HAVE A MEETING DECIDE IF YOU SHOULD COME BACK

    靈魂去開個會,決定是否要回來。

  • OR NOT, THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO THINK HAPPENS.

    或不,這就是我想發生的事情。

  • >> Stephen: OH WOW.

    >> Stephen: OH WOW.

  • >> AND THEN EVERYBODY FIGHTS OVER YOUR BELONGINGS.

    >> 然後每個人都在爭奪你的財產。

  • >> Stephen: THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER ALL THAT UNDERWEAR YOU

    >> 他們在爭奪你所有的內衣。

  • DIDN'T THROW OUT.

    沒有扔出去。

  • THIS LOOKS COMFORTABLE.

    這看起來很舒服。

  • OKAY, EXERCISE, WORTH IT?

    好吧,鍛鍊,值得嗎?

  • >> YES, DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

    >> 是的,絕對值得。

  • >> Stephen: DEFINITELY, CUZ LOOK AT YOU DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

    >> 斯蒂芬:肯定的,CUZ看你肯定是值得的。

  • >> YEP.

    >> YEP。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> 史蒂芬:好的。

  • YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT

    你一生只聽一首歌,什麼?

  • IS IT?

    是嗎?

  • >> SKIN A MARINKY DING, SKINA MA RINKY DOO, I LOVE YOU, SKINA MA

    >> SKIN A MARINKY DING, SKINA MA RINKY DOO, I LOVE YOU, SKINA MA。

  • RINKA DINGY DING.

    玲卡叮叮。

  • >> I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU IN THE MORNING.

    >> 我愛你,我早上愛你。

  • AND IN THE AFTERNOON.

    而在下午,

  • ♪ I LOVE YOU IN THE EVENING.

    我愛你在晚上。

  • UNDERNEATH THE MOON OH SKINA MA R RINKA DINGY DINKY DING, I

    月亮下面哦SKINA MA R RINKA DINGKY DING,我。

  • LOVE YOU.

    愛你。

  • THAT IS FROM THE ELEPHANT SHOW THATI S MY FAVORITE SHOW.

    這是我最喜歡的節目 "Elephant秀 "裡的。

  • >> Stephen: THAT IS DELIGHTFUL, FOR THE REST OF YOUR

    >> 斯蒂芬: 這真是太美妙了,為了你的餘生。

  • LIFE.

    生活。

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> Stephen: DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.

    >> 斯蒂芬:用五個字來描述你生命的其餘部分。

  • >> SUCCESSFUL, JOYOUS, CHALLENGING, GRATIFYING AND

    >> 成功的、快樂的、充滿挑戰的、令人欣慰的、有意義的。

  • ABUNDANT.

    豐富的。

  • >> Stephen: SEASON 2 OF TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS THEY

    >> Stephen: 第二季TIFFANY HADDISH展示他們的作品。

  • READY IS ON NETFLIX NOW, TIFFANY HADDISH, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY

    READY是在NETFLIX現在,TIFFANY HADDISH,你是正式的。

  • KNOWN, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

    知道了,謝謝你在這裡。

  • >> I LOVE YOU.

    >> 我愛你。

  • >> Stephen: HAPPY SUPER BOWL.

    >> 史蒂芬:超級碗快樂。

  • >> HAPPY SUPER BOWL.

    >> 超級碗快樂。

  • >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WAY PERFORMANCE FROM

    >> 史蒂芬:我們馬上就會回來,從表演。

  • METALLICA.

    METALLICA:

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW

>> 史蒂芬: 大家好,歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

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