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  • - Good afternoon, ladies.

    - 下午好,女士們。

  • (Raineesha laughs)

    (Raineesha笑)

  • Welcome, welcome to the single lamoms class.

    歡迎你,歡迎你加入單身汪的行列。

  • I call it that.

    我叫它。

  • Of course it's Lamaze method.

    當然是拉瑪澤法。

  • How's everyone doing today?

    大家今天過得怎麼樣?

  • - Hey Guy, how you doing? - How are you?

    - 嘿,蓋伊,你好嗎?- 你好嗎?

  • - Good to see you.

    - 很高興見到你

  • - It's so good to see you.

    - 見到你真好

  • - I'm Trudy. - Hi Trudy.

    - 我是特魯迪- 嗨,特魯迪。

  • Yeah, you didn't look too familiar to me.

    是啊,你看起來不太熟悉我。

  • - I'm new. - I see some familiar faces

    - 我是新來的- 我看到一些熟悉的面孔

  • and a couple of virgins.

    和幾個處女。

  • (Raineesha laughs) - I'm not a virgin.

    我又不是處女

  • - What are you virgins doing here?

    - 你們這些處女在這裡做什麼?

  • - I'm not a virgin.

    - 我不是一個處女。

  • I had sex to have a baby.

    我做愛是為了生孩子。

  • - Oh no, no, I know that.

    - 哦,不,不,我知道。

  • No, I mean virgin to the class.

    不,我是說班上的處女。

  • - Oh, I'm new to the class.

    - 哦,我是新來的。

  • So happy you're here, Trudy.

    很高興你在這裡,特魯迪。

  • - Me too.

    - 我也是

  • - I'm Guy. - Hi Guy.

    - 我是蓋伊- 嗨,蓋伊。

  • - Welcome.

    - 歡迎你的到來

  • My name is Guy Gerricault.

    我叫Guy Gerricault

  • I'll spell that for you

    我幫你拼一下

  • because it is not the common spelling.

    因為它不是普通的拼法。

  • Although it does have a bit of a French pronunciation.

    雖然它的發音確實有點像法語。

  • Guy Gerricault.

    Guy Gerricault

  • Why Lamaze, is it about breathing?

    為什麼是拉瑪澤,是為了呼吸嗎?

  • I think I know something about it.

    我想我知道一些事情。

  • But it's more than that.

    但它不止於此。

  • It's to help provide you with confidence

    是為了讓你有信心

  • about giving birth to a child, to help you feel relaxed.

    關於生孩子,幫你放鬆心情。

  • It's through movement, breathing techniques,

    是通過動作、呼吸技巧。

  • massage, and positive emotional support.

    按摩,以及積極的情感支持。

  • And you're gonna need that

    你會需要那個

  • because your vagina will be ripped in half.

    因為你的陰道會被撕成兩半。

  • Thank you, Matthew.

    謝謝你,馬修。

  • All right, let's shake it out.

    好吧,讓我們把它搖出來。

  • We're gonna do a little Kegeling.

    我們要做一個小凱格爾運動。

  • I know some of you know what Kegeling is.

    我知道有些人知道什麼是凱歌林。

  • For those of you that don't,

    對於那些不。

  • it's contracting your vaginal muscles.

    它的收縮你的陰道肌肉。

  • And I think you've probably done it

    我想你可能已經做了

  • and haven't even been aware.

    卻一直不知道。

  • But just flex 'em to a little Axel F.

    但只要用阿克塞爾-F的聲音來彎曲他們就可以了。

  • (dynamic music)

    (動感音樂)

  • All right, I want you to feel that music.

    好吧,我想讓你感受一下音樂。

  • You wanna feel it down south.

    你想在南方感受一下

  • And Kegel, Kegel, Kegel, Keeg it.

    和Kegel,Kegel,Kegel,Keeg它。

  • Nice, I'm gonna come around and check you out.

    很好,我要去看看你。

  • Looking good, green bean.

    看起來不錯,綠豆。

  • Looking good, looking good.

    看起來不錯,看起來不錯。

  • I wanna see some movement in those pants.

    我想看看那條褲子的動作

  • Nice, nice, nice.

    不錯,不錯,不錯。

  • Work up a sweat.

    揮汗如雨。

  • Mm-hm, you feeling it?

    嗯哼,你感覺到了嗎?

  • Digging in, digging in.

    挖,挖到了。

  • Imagine you're picking up change.

    想象一下,你在撿零錢。

  • Here we go.

    我們走吧

  • - [Trudy] Guy? - Yes Trudy?

    - [特魯迪]蓋伊?- 是的,特魯迪?

  • - [Trudy] I feel like I'm only doing it in my (beep).

    - 我覺得我只在我的(嗶)聲中做。

  • Can you check?

    你能檢查一下嗎?

  • - All right.

    - 好吧,我知道了

  • Yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊。

  • Yeah, less buttocks, more cervix.

    是啊,少點臀部,多點子宮頸。

  • - Okay.

    - 好吧,我知道了

  • - Why Lamaze, you ask?

    - 你問為什麼是拉瑪澤?

  • Well, why not Lamaze, I ask?

    我問,為什麼不是拉瑪澤?

  • It's what I do, I can't help it.

    這是我的工作,我不能幫助它。

  • I love women, I love babies.

    我愛女人,我愛寶寶。

  • So welcome.

    所以歡迎。

  • This is our little safe place.

    這是我們的小安全區。

  • This is our womb, our dojo.

    這是我們的子宮,我們的道場。

  • No one is allowed in, except of course, a cameraman today.

    任何人都不能進去,當然,今天除了一個攝像師。

  • I'm more than just a Lamaze teacher,

    我不僅僅是一個拉瑪澤老師。

  • I teach about child care as well.

    我教的也是育兒方面的知識。

  • And it's interesting,

    而且很有趣

  • but not a lot of people have experience holding babies.

    但沒有多少人有抱寶寶的經驗。

  • So I like to go through the...

    所以我喜歡通過...

  • Who's my favorite girl? (Trudy laughs)

    誰是我最喜歡的女孩?(Trudy笑)

  • Get up here.

    上來吧

  • - Let me help you.

    - 讓我來幫你。

  • - All right, you're gonna mind his little fontanelle.

    - 好吧,你要注意他的小囟門。

  • Got 'im right there, there you go.

    找到他了,給你。

  • - Oh my god!

    - 哦,我的上帝!

  • (Trudy screaming)

    (特魯迪尖叫)

  • Oh my god, oh my god!

    哦,我的上帝,哦,我的上帝!

  • - You gotta get the body too.

    - 你也得把身體弄好。

  • (Trudy screaming) All right.

    好吧,我知道了。

  • These are expensive models and uh...

    這些都是昂貴的模型和呃...

  • - Oh my god, I'm so sorry. - Don't worry about it.

    - 哦,我的上帝,我很抱歉。- 不要擔心。

  • It's... (Trudy crying)

    It's...(特魯迪哭)

  • - Oh hey, Guy.

    - 哦,嘿,蓋伊。

  • - Hey Trudy.

    - 嘿,特魯迪。

  • - Looks like I'm early.

    - 看來我早到了。

  • - You are a little bit.

    - 你有點。

  • Oh good, you can help me out.

    哦,好,你可以幫我。

  • - Yeah, I'd love to. - That's great.

    - 是的,我很樂意。- 這是偉大的。

  • Could you, I would really appreciate it actually,

    可以嗎,其實我真的很感激。

  • if you could just grab my balls.

    如果你能抓住我的球,

  • I wanted to do a little ball work in class today.

    今天我想在課堂上做一下球類作業。

  • I have them in the back.

    我把它們放在後面。

  • While I can maybe get the baby set up.

    雖然我可以或許把寶寶安頓好。

  • - Oh, go in the back and get your ball, the birthing balls.

    - 哦,去後面拿你的球,分娩球。

  • - The birth balls. - Okay, sure, sure.

    - 出生球。- 好吧,當然,當然。

  • - You look great.

    - 你看起來很棒

  • You got a nice glow about you. - I do?

    你有一個很好的光澤。- 是嗎?

  • - Yeah, you do.

    - 是的,你做的。

  • - Thanks.

    - 謝謝你

  • You wanna feel?

    你想感受一下嗎?

  • - Well, I never say no to that.

    - 我從不拒絕

  • - He's kicking. - Is he?

    - 他在踢球- 是嗎?

  • - Yeah, feel.

    - 是啊,感覺。

  • - Oh yeah, oh yeah.

    - 哦,是的,哦,是的。

  • - It's actually lower, he's lower.

    - 其實是低了,他低了。

  • - Hi ladies. - Here.

    - 嗨,女士們。- 給你

  • It's really low.

    它真的很低。

  • For some reason he's kicking really low today.

    不知道為什麼,他今天踢得很低。

  • It's almost, yeah.

    這幾乎是,是的。

  • - Like he's actually moving his way through your...

    - 就像他真的在移動他的方式通過你的... ...

  • - You feel that?

    - 你覺得呢?

  • - I do feel that

    - 我確實覺得

  • - My milk hasn't dropped yet.

    - 我的奶水還沒掉。

  • I don't know, is it, can you?

    我不知道,是嗎,你能嗎?

  • If there's, is there a massage you can do

    如果有的話,你能不能幫我按摩一下?

  • to get them to drop?

    來讓他們放棄?

  • - There is, there's like a, there's a certain,

    - 有,有像一個,有一定。

  • just, just on top, a little.

    只是,只是在上面,一點點。

  • Just you can go into the chest.

    只是你可以進入胸部。

  • And actually what's really good is to turn around

    其實真正好的是轉身。

  • and get the bulb of the breasts.

    並得到乳房的球莖。

  • - Yeah, the bulbs.

    - 是的,燈泡。

  • Just like, just, just, just kind of a circular motion.

    就像,只是,只是,只是一種循環運動。

  • - Right. - That's good right there.

    - 好的,很好- 這是很好的權利在那裡。

  • And then just with the thumbs.

    然後就用大拇指。

  • - Right. - Just like that.

    - 好吧,就這樣。- 就像這樣。

  • And it just, it helps circulate,

    而且它只是,它有助於循環。

  • and it helps generate more milk.

    並且有助於產生更多的牛奶。

  • - Right, I'm circulating.

    - 對,我在流通。

  • I'm definitely circulating. - Yeah.

    我絕對是流通的。- 是啊,我也是

  • Good, good.

    好,好。

  • All right, well let's uh...

    好吧,讓我們... ...

  • I don't hear any breathing.

    我沒有聽到任何呼吸聲。

  • I wanna hear some breathing

    我想聽到一些呼吸

  • when you guys are coming into class.

    當你們進教室的時候。

  • All right?

    好嗎?

  • Let's get to work. - Woo!

    讓我們開始工作。- 嗚!

  • - How's everyone's vagina today?

    - 今天大家的陰道怎麼樣?

  • Feeling good? - Great.

    感覺好嗎?- 爽啊

  • - Feels great. - Good.

    - 感覺很好- 很好啊

  • - That rubbing you did on them last week was really great.

    - 上週你給他們做的按摩真的很棒。

  • (Guy laughs)

    (蓋伊笑)

  • - Let's turn.

    - 我們轉過來

  • A lot of people think sex is wrong, they're ashamed of it.

    很多人認為性是錯誤的,他們以性為恥。

  • It's nothing to be ashamed about.

    這沒什麼好羞愧的。

  • Nothing to be ashamed about at all.

    根本沒有什麼好羞愧的。

  • It's nature, it's beautiful.

    這是自然,是美麗的。

  • God created 69.

    上帝創造了69。

  • You know, whales 69.

    你知道,鯨魚69。

  • And people laugh at that, but it's true.

    大家都在笑,但這是事實。

  • They do.

    是的

  • It's in nature.

    這是自然界的。

  • If it's in nature, it's beautiful.

    如果是在大自然中,那就很美。

  • (beep)

    (嗶嗶聲)

  • And don't be afraid of the buttocks.

    也不要怕屁股。

  • - Oh I'm not afraid of it.

    - 哦,我不怕它。

  • - Do not be afraid of the top of the buttocks.

    - 臀部頂部不要怕。

  • - You feel that?

    - 你覺得呢?

  • I'm already, I'm sort of up your anus a little bit.

    我已經,我是那種在你的肛門一點點。

  • - Just a little bit, that's okay, that's okay.

    - 只是一點點,沒關係,沒關係。

  • - Let me ask you a question. - A lot of nerve endings.

    - 讓我問你一個問題。- 很多神經末梢。

  • - You eat the dark piece of meat off the chicken?

    - 你把雞身上那塊黑乎乎的肉吃了?

  • - Raineesha, you're embarrassing me.

    - 雷妮莎,你讓我很尷尬。

  • (both laughing) I'm so sorry.

    (兩個笑)我很抱歉。

  • - You know what I'm in the middle of right now,

    - 你知道我現在在做什麼嗎?

  • a saucy sandwich.

    醬式三明治。

  • And I like it, I don't wanna go anywhere.

    我喜歡它,我哪裡也不想去。

  • (Trudy gasps) What's wrong?

    (特魯迪喘氣)怎麼了?

  • - Oh my god.

    - 哦,我的上帝。

  • I think my water just broke.

    我想我的水剛破了。

  • - Whoa!

    - 哇!

  • - Trudy, did you water break? - Oh my god!

    - 楚蒂,你斷水了嗎?- 哦,我的上帝!

  • - Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

    - 哦,我的上帝,哦,我的上帝,哦,我的上帝!

  • - Can we please relax?

    - 我們能不能放鬆一下?

  • - Oh, wait, hold on a second.

    - 哦,等一下,等一下。

  • Someone left a Mountain Dew here.

    有人在這裡留下了一個山露水。

  • It's not, it wasn't my water.

    不是的,這不是我的水。

- Good afternoon, ladies.

- 下午好,女士們。

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