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  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

    嘿,大家好。

  • WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

  • SHE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN YOU KNOW

    她是一個艾美獎獲獎的演員和喜劇演員,你知道的。

  • FROM "GIRLS TRIP" AND "THE LAST O.G."

    "女孩之旅 "和 "最後的O. G."

  • HER STAND-UP COMEDY SERIES, "TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS: THEY

    她的脫口秀系列,"TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS"。他們

  • READY," HAS JUST RETURNED FOR A SECOND SEASON.

    "準備好了,"剛回來的第二季。

  • PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," TIFFANY HADDISH!

    請歡迎回到 "晚間秀",TIFFANY HADDISH!

  • TIFFANY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

    TIFFANY,這是很好的看你。

  • >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU, STEVE!

    >> 史蒂芬:很高興見到你,史蒂夫!

  • >> Stephen: WE RECENTLY HAD YOUR BOYFRIEND COME ON ON THE

    >> 我們最近請來了你的男朋友。

  • SHOW.

    SHOW:

  • >> HE IS MY MAN.

    >> 他是我的男人。

  • >> Stephen: HE IS MY MAN.

    >> 他是我的男人。

  • I DON'T DATE BOYS NO MORE.

    我再也不和男孩約會了。

  • I DATE MEN.

    我和男人約會。

  • HE'S MY MAN.

    他是我的男人。

  • >> Stephen: GOOD TO KNOW.

    >> 史蒂芬:知道就好。

  • I LIKE IT.

    我喜歡它。

  • DID YOU WATCH HIM WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW?

    他上節目的時候,你看過他嗎?

  • DID YOU CATCH HIM?

    你抓到他了嗎?

  • >> I SAW IT.

    >> 我看到了。

  • >> Stephen: HE SEEMED A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HOW CLOSE YOU

    >> 他似乎對你的親近感到有些不自在

  • AND I ARE.

    而我是。

  • OUR RELATIONSHIP SEEMED THREATENING TO HIM IN A LITTLE

    我們的關係似乎對他有一點威脅

  • BIT.

    BIT。

  • >> WE HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT.

    >> 我們討論過這個問題。

  • HE SAID, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND STEVE.

    他說,你和史蒂夫是怎麼回事?

  • I SAID, THAT WAS BACK IN THE DAY, MAN.

    我說過,那是以前的事了,夥計。

  • >> Stephen: WE WERE YOUNG.

    >> 我們那時還年輕。

  • I WAS A GIRL THEN.

    我是一個女孩,然後。

  • >> Stephen: AND I'M A BOY, AND YOU'VE MOVED ON TO A MAN.

    >> 我是個男孩,而你已經變成了一個男人。

  • >> A MAN.

    >> 一個男人。

  • A MAN.

    一個男人。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT I FOUND OUT FROM HIM WHICH I COULDN'T

    >> 斯蒂芬:我從他那裡發現了什麼,我不能。

  • BELIEVE IS HE MADE A PLAY FOR YOU MORE THAN ONCE, YOU REJECTED

    相信他為你做了一次以上的遊戲,你拒絕了。

  • HIM.

    他:

  • YOU REJECTED COMMON.

    你拒絕共同。

  • I'VE SEEN HIS ABS.

    我已經看到了他的ABS。

  • I DON'T THINK I WOULD REJECT COME ON.

    我不認為我會拒絕,來吧。

  • WHY?

    為什麼?

  • >> I WAS WAITING FOR YOU, STEVE, TO GET SINGLE.

    >> 我在等你,史蒂夫,得到單。

  • >> Stephen: I APOLOGIZE.

    >> 史蒂芬:我道歉。

  • I'M TOO DAMN HAPPY WITH EVIE.

    我對EVIE太滿意了。

  • WHAT DID YOU THINK THE FIRST TIME COME ON WAS MAKING A PLAY

    你覺得第一次來的時候是在演戲嗎?

  • FOR YOU AND YOU SAID, NO.

    對於你和你說,沒有。

  • >> I SAID, NO, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED.

    >> 我說,不,我不太感興趣。

  • I'M GOOD.

    我很好。

  • MY EYES ARE SET ON OTHER THINGS, I'M INTERESTED IN SOMEBODY ELSE.

    我的眼睛是設置在其他事情, 我對別人感興趣。

  • I'M SORRY.

    我很抱歉。

  • BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE PERSON.

    但你看起來像一個好人。

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO COMMON FOR ME.

    >> 你對我來說太普通了。

  • >> I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DATED YOU.

    >> 我知道有人和你約會過。

  • >> Stephen: YOU GOT THE SCOOP?

    >> 你得到消息了嗎?

  • YOU GOT THE REAL DEAL?

    你得到了真正的交易?

  • ALL RIGHT.

    好吧。

  • THAT'S GOOD.

    這是很好的。

  • PUT IT IN THE BOOK.

    把它放進書裡。

  • PUT IT IN THE BOOK.

    把它放在書裡。

  • NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN -- YOU'VE GIVEN US A REVELATION ABOUT YOUR

    現在,你已經... ... 你已經給了我們一個關於你的啟示。

  • RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE.

    與SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE的關係:

  • YOU ARE MY INTRODUCTION, THAT'S HOW I LEARNED ABOUT THE

    你是我的介紹,這是我如何知道的。

  • SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE BECAUSE YOU LIT UP THE INTERNET.

    因為你在互聯網上點了火,所以SILHOUETTE挑戰賽。

  • JIM, SHOW HOW TIFFANY KICKED IT OFF.

    吉姆,顯示TIFFANY如何啟動它關閉。

  • ♪♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER

    "把你的頭放在我的肩膀上

  • ♪♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER

    "把你的頭放在我的肩膀上

  • >> SOMEBODY BEEN WORKING OUT, BABY!

    >> 有人在鍛鍊身體,寶貝!

  • I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT!

    我一直在鍛鍊!

  • >> Stephen: AND THIS IS WHERE IT GOES.

    >> Stephen: 這就是它的去處。

  • SO YOU'VE GOT COMMON TO COME IN, THERE'S THE TWO OF YOU.

    所以你們有共同的話題,你們兩個人就在這裡。

  • IS THAT -- IS THAT HOW PASSIONATE IT REALLY IS?

    是 -- 這就是它真正的激情?

  • BECAUSE THAT IS -- I'M NOT SURE -- CAN WE SHOW THIS ON CBS?

    因為那是 -- 我不確定 -- 我們能在CBS上播放嗎?

  • THIS WAS A POINT WHERE THEY SAID WE CAN'T SHOW ANY MORE OF THE

    這是一個點,他們說我們不能顯示更多的。

  • VIDEO ON CBS.

    視頻在CBS。

  • DID YOU HAVE TO TALK HIM INTO THAT?

    你非得跟他說嗎?

  • >> I WAS QUITE A NEGOTIATION, LET ME TELL YOU.

    >> 我是一個相當的談判,讓我告訴你。

  • OKAY, SO I'M, LIKE, LOOK, I WANT TO SHOOT THIS VIDEO, I NEED YOU

    好吧,所以我,喜歡,看,我想拍攝這個視頻,我需要你。

  • TO BE IN IT WITH ME.

    與我同在

  • HE'S LIKE, NO, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, I'M NOT KNOWN FORT

    他說,不,這不是我的風格,我不知道是什麼。

  • THAT, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY THING.

    那,那不是我的事。

  • I'M, LIKE, LOOK, EVERY TIME YOU ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING, I DO IT

    我,喜歡,看,每次你叫我做什麼,我就做什麼。

  • AND I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY.

    我也沒賺到錢。

  • I'M ASKING YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.

    我請求你為我做一些事情。

  • AND EVERY TIME I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU GET PAID.

    每次我讓你做什麼,你都會得到報酬。

  • NOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO TODAY IS THIS VIDEO WITH ME AND

    現在你要做的就是和我一起看這段視頻,還有...

  • I WON'T BE NOTHING FOR YOU.

    我不會對你一無所知的。

  • HE'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN!

    他喜歡,沒事,冷靜下來!

  • >> Stephen: IS IT MEN'SWARE?

    >> 史蒂芬: 是男人的武器嗎?

  • I TELL HIM, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON, YOUR SHORTS ON, DON'T

    我告訴他,你可以保持你的襯衫,你的短褲,不要。

  • EVEN TRIP, IT WILL BE FUN.

    即使是旅行,也會很有趣。

  • AND THEN I ONLY WANTED TO DO THREE TAKES.

    然後我只想做三次。

  • IT TURNED INTO 18 TAKES.

    它變成了18次。

  • HE'S, LIKE, LET'S SHOOT IT AGAIN, CAN WE TRY IT ONE MORE

    他說,讓我們再拍一次,我們可以再試一次嗎?

  • TIME THIS WAY?

    時間這種方式?

  • MAYBE I COULD DO THIS.

    也許我可以做到這一點。

  • I DIDN'T KNOW FELL SEXY ENOUGH.

    我不知道掉落性感的足夠。

  • I WAS, LIKE, FOR SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, YOU NOW

    我是,喜歡,對於一些人誰不想這樣做,你現在。

  • WANT TO DO ANOTHER TAKE AND ANOTHER TAKE?

    想做另一個採取和另一個採取?

  • COME ON, BRO.

    來吧,兄弟。

  • BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME.

    但我們玩得很開心。

  • WE WERE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME.

    我們笑了整個時間。

  • IT WAS FUN.

    它是有趣的。

  • >> Stephen: DOES HE LORD IT OVER YOU THAT HE'S THE SEXIST

    >> 斯蒂芬:他是性侵犯者,他能支配你嗎?

  • MAN?

    男人?

  • I WAS, IN 2006, LISTED AS ONE OF THE SEXIEST MEN ALIVE IN 2006,

    2006年,我被列為2006年最性感的男人之一。

  • AND I STILL GO, HEY, COME ON, PRIME CUT RIGHT HERE, I'M JUST

    我仍然去,嘿,來吧,prime切在這裡,我只是。

  • WELL MAR BBLED THESE DAYS.

    這些天來,MAR BBLED。

  • >> HE DOES NOT HOLD THAT OVER MY HEAD.

    >> 他並沒有在我的頭上舉行。

  • >> Stephen: I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT I LOVE.

    >> 我剛剛發現了我喜歡的你的一些事情。

  • TURNS OUT YOU'RE A SHAKESPEARE NERD.

    原來你是個莎士比亞書呆子。

  • YOU DID, LIKE, SHAKESPEARE PERFORMANCES AND COMPETITIONS IN

    你喜歡莎士比亞的表演和比賽嗎?

  • HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU WON.

    高中,你贏了。

  • DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE PLAY?

    你有最喜歡的莎士比亞戲劇嗎?

  • >> ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS -- I HAVE A FEW FAVORITES.

    >> 我的最愛之一是 -- 我有一個最愛。

  • I LOVE HAMLET, MACBETH, MID SUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM.

    我愛漢姆雷特,麥克貝特,仲夏夜之夢。

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

    >> Stephen: SURE.

  • I'D LOVE TO DO A LITTLE SHAKESPEARE WITH YOU.

    我很樂意和你一起做一個小小的抖音。

  • COULD YOU AND I DO A SCENE TOGETHER BECAUSE I HEARD, WE HAD

    你能不能和我一起拍個戲,因為我聽說,我們有...

  • HEARD, MY PRODUCER SAID YOU LIKED MACBETH, WHICH IS WHO

    聽說,我的製片人說你喜歡麥克貝特,那是誰?

  • DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD SPOOKY STORY.

    不像一個好的恐怖故事。

  • COULD WE DO THE WITCH'S SCENE?

    我們可以做女巫的場景嗎?

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, BECAUSE I HAVE TO -- I'M SURE YOU'VE

    >> 好的,因為我必須...

  • ALREADY GOT IT DOWN BUT I'VE GOT TO ROOK AT CARDS HERE.

    我已經把它弄下來了,但我得在這裡賭牌。

  • I'LL WITH THE SECOND WITCH.

    我要和第二個女巫在一起。

  • YOU BE THE FIRST AND THIRD.

    你是第一和第三。

  • I'LL BE THE SECOND WITCH.

    我將是第二個女巫。

  • SO MACBETH, ACT FOUR, SCENE ONE.

    所以麥克貝特,第四幕,第一場。

  • YOU'RE READY FOR IT.

    你已經準備好了。

  • A CAVERN IN THE MIDDLE.

    一箇中間的洞穴。

  • A BOILING CALDRON, THUNDER, ENTER THE THREE WITCHES.

    沸騰的火盆,雷鳴,進入三個巫婆。

  • >> THRICE THE BINDED CAT HAD MEOWED.

    >> 被捆綁的貓已經哭了三次。

  • >> THRICE AND ONCE THE HEDGE BIG WHINED.

    >> 三次,一旦對沖大哭。

  • >> HELP HER CRIES!

    >> 幫助她的哭聲!

  • 'TIS TIME, 'TIS TIME!

    是時候了,是時候了!

  • ROUNDABOUT THE CALDRON GO!

    繞著卡樂隆走!

  • IN THE POISON TELLS THROW.

    在《毒藥》中說扔。

  • TOAD.

    蟾蜍。

  • THE DAY, THE NIGHTS THAT'S 31, SWIRLED AROUND AND SLEEP AND

    這一天,這一天的夜晚,這是31,旋轉和睡眠和。

  • GOT.

    GOT。

  • BOIL THOU FIRST DAY THE CHARMED POT.

    煮你的第一天,迷人的鍋。

  • >> DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE.

    >> 雙重的,雙重的,勞累和麻煩。

  • FIRE BURN AND CALDRON BUBBLE.

    火焰燃燒和卡龍泡。

  • FILET OF FINNEY SNAKE IN THE CALDRON BOIL AND BAKE.

    爐子裡的FILET FINNEY SNAKE 煮和烤。

  • EYE OF NEWT AND TOW OF FROG, BAT AND TONGUE OF DOG.

    紐特的眼睛和青蛙的尾巴,蝙蝠和狗的舌頭。

  • BLIND WORMS STING, LIZARD REGULAR AND OWLET'S WING FOR A

    盲蟲螫、蜥蜴常、黃鶯翅為一。

  • CHARM OF POWERFUL TROUBLE, LIKE A HAIL BROTH BOIL AND BUBBLE.

    魅力強大的麻煩,就像海爾兄弟的沸騰和喧囂。

  • DOUBLE.

    雙倍。

  • >> DOUBLE, DOUBLE.

    >> 雙倍,雙倍。

  • TOIL AND TROUBLE.

    辛苦和麻煩。

  • FIRE BURN.

    火燒。

  • AND CALDRON BUBBLE.

    和卡樂龍泡泡。

  • ( MANIACAL LAUGH ) >> Stephen: I'M READY FOR MY

    (狂笑) >> 史蒂芬:我準備好了我的。

  • OSCAR.

    奧斯卡:

  • THERE IT IS.

    在那裡,它是。

  • >> MY LITTLE MOLE FELL OFF!

    >> 我的小痣掉了!

  • >> Stephen: MAN, I WANT TO SEE YOU IN A SHAKESPEARE PLAY.

    >> 夥計,我想看你演一出莎士比亞戲劇。

  • THAT WOULD BE SO FUN.

    這將是如此有趣。

  • >> I'M REEL GOOD AT IT.

    >> 我很擅長這個。

  • I PLAYED LADY MACBETH BEFORE.

    我以前也玩過麥當勞女士

  • WE GOT SECOND PLACE IN THAT ONE, AND DID MACBETH FOR A

    我們得到了第二名,並做了麥克貝特的一個。

  • COMPETITION WHERE I WAS ONE OF THE WITCHES.

    比賽中,我是其中的一個巫婆。

  • WE WON FIRST PLACE IN THAT ONE.

    我們贏得了第一名。

  • THEN WE DID MID SUMMER'S NIGHTS DREAM, WON FIRST PLACE, THEN

    然後我們做了仲夏之夜的夢,贏得了第一名,然後...

  • ROMEO AND JULIET IN A MASHUP WHERE I WAS BOTH AND I WON FIRST

    羅密歐與朱麗葉在一個混搭的地方,我是兩個,我贏得了第一。

  • PLACE IN THAT.

    地方在那。

  • I WAS KILLING IT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

    我是殺了它在高中。

  • >> Stephen: YOU'VE ALSO BEEN PLAYING THE ROLE OF INTERVIEWING

    >> 史蒂芬:你也在扮演採訪的角色。

  • RECENTLY.

    最近。

  • I'VE WANTED TO INTERVIEW THIS GUY.

    我一直想採訪這個傢伙。

  • YOU INTERVIEWED ANTHONY FAUCI.

    你採訪了安東尼・福西。

  • HOW COME SHE'S INTERVIEWED FAUCI AND I HAVEN'T.

    為什麼她採訪了FUCI而我沒有呢?

  • >> BECAUSE THE WHITE HOUSE LIKES YOU.

    >> 因為白宮喜歡你。

  • >> FAUCI LIKES ME.

    >> FAUCI喜歡我。

  • I DON'T KNOW IF THE WHITE HOUSE DOES.

    我不知道白宮是否會這樣做。

  • >> Stephen: SO DID YOU ENJOY THE INTERVIEW?

    >> 史蒂芬:你喜歡這個採訪嗎?

  • >> I DID.

    >> 我做到了。

  • I LEARNED A LOT.

    我學到了很多。

  • I GOT TO GRILL HIM ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

    我得跟他討論很多事情。

  • I REALLY ENJOYED HIM.

    我真的很喜歡他。

  • YOU KNOW, FROM ONE SCIENTIST TO ANOTHER, IT WAS WONDERFUL.

    你知道嗎,從一個科學家到另一個科學家,它是奇妙的。

  • >> Stephen: HE'S BEEN HELD UP AS A SEX SYMBOL, LIKE A BRAINY

    >> 史蒂芬:他被當作性符號,就像一個腦殘的人。

  • SEX SYMBOL LATELY.

    性的符號遲。

  • DO YOU GET ANY OF THAT VIBE OFF OF HIM?

    你從他身上得到了什麼感覺嗎?

  • >> YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T GET THE SEX SYMBOL VIBE.

    >> 你知道,我真的沒有得到性符號的氛圍。

  • I COULDN'T IMAGINE HOOKING UP WITH HIM.

    我無法想象和他搞在一起。

  • I FEEL LIKE IF I HOOKED UP WITH HIM --

    我覺得如果我跟他搭上了 --

  • >> Stephen: I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO HOOK UP WITH HIM.

    >> 史蒂芬:我不是說你必須和他交往。

  • >> WHEN YOU THINK SEX SYMBOL, YOU THINK WOULD I GET WITH THAT?

    >> 當你想到性符號時,你會想我能不能接受?

  • AND I'M THINKING IT WOULD BE LIKE THE COLOR PURPLE WHERE HIS

    我想它應該是像紫色一樣的顏色,在他的

  • KIDS WERE, LIKE, HOW DID HE DIE?

    孩子們,喜歡,他是怎麼死的?

  • AND I WOULD BE ON TOP OF ME.

    我就會在我上面。

  • HE COULD GIVE ME A PAP SMEAR ANY DAY.

    他每天都能給我做個子宮頸抹片。

  • >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, GOOD TO KNOW.

    >> Stephen: 好的,很好知道。

  • GOOD TO KNOW.

    好知道。

  • IS THE PAP SMEAR HALL PASS IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT THERE.

    你說的是PAP的SMAR HALL PASS。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, YOU'RE A SCIENTIST, THOUGH.

    現在,你是一個科學家,但。

  • YOU LOVE SCIENCE.

    你愛科學。

  • I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN MICROSCOPE.

    我明白你已經有了自己的顯微鏡。

  • WAIT, YOU CAME WITH PROPS.

    等等,你帶著道具來了。

  • >> I'M A HARD CORE SCIENCES GIRL.

    >> 我是一個硬核的科學女孩。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU USE THAT FOR.

    >> 你用它做什麼。

  • >> I LOVE LOOKING AT GERMS AND BACTERIA, I WIPE DOOR KNOBS, ALL

    >> 我喜歡看病菌和細菌,我擦門把手,所有。

  • KIND OF STUFF.

    種類的東西。

  • I DO EVERYTHING.

    我做的每一件事。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM, DO YOU HAVE PETRI

    >> 史蒂芬:你怎麼處理它們,你有PETRI嗎?

  • DISHES?

    DISHES?

  • >> I HAVE PETRI DISHES.

    >> 我有PETRI碟。

  • WHEN I WAS DATING AND FIRST GOT ON BUMBLE, I WOULD HAVE GUYS

    當我在約會和第一次得到的BUMBLE,我會有男生。

  • COME BY.

    來吧。

  • WOUDN'T MAKE OUT ON THE FIRST DATE.

    不會在第一次約會的時候出來。

  • I WOULD GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DRINK AND BE, SO NICE TO HAVE

    我會給他們一些東西喝,是,所以很好有

  • YOU HERE, BYE.

    你在這裡,再見。

  • THEY WOULD LEAVE.

    他們會離開。

  • I WOULD TAKE THE CUB AND SWAB WHERE THEY WERE DRINKING AT.

    我想把小熊和SWAB他們在哪裡喝。

  • PUT THAT IN A PETRI DISH.

    把它放在PETRI碟裡。

  • I WOULD LOOK AT THE SLIDE AND SEE WHAT THEY HAD IN THEIR

    我會看看幻燈片,看看他們在自己的身體裡有什麼。

  • MOUTH.

    嘴。

  • IF THEY HAD TOO MUCH CANDIDA GOING ON, I. NOT KISSING THEM.

    如果他們有太多的花花公子去了, 我不吻他們。

  • WRONG KIND OF BACTERIA, I DON'T GET INVOLVED.

    錯誤的菌類,我不參與。

  • BUT IF IT'S A NICE HEALTHY MOUTH, BECAUSE WE ALL GOT

    但是,如果它是一個很好的健康的嘴,因為我們都得到了。

  • BACTERIA, BUT IF IT'S A HEALTHY MOUTH, THEN SECOND DATE.

    細菌,但如果它是一個健康的口腔, 然後第二次約會。

  • WE -- LA LA LALA.

    我們--LA LA LALA。

  • >> Stephen: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.

    >> 斯蒂芬:我完全知道你的意思。

  • THAT'S A VERY HEALTHY, LOGICAL APPROACH TO DATING.

    這是一個非常健康的,邏輯的方法來約會。

  • >> YEAH, WELL -- >> Stephen: DO YOU RECOMMEND

    >> 是的,很好 -- >> 史蒂芬:你推薦嗎?

  • IT.

    IT:

  • >> I RECOMMEND EVERY WOMAN GET A MICROSCOPE AND, YOU KNOW, CHECK

    >> 我建議每個女人都買一個顯微鏡,而且,你知道,檢查

  • THESE GUYS OUT, YOU KNOW.

    這些傢伙出來,你知道的。

  • A LOT OF TIMES YOU SAY, HEY, LET'S GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET

    很多時候,你會說:"嘿,我們去找醫生,讓他給你看病。

  • TESTED.

    經測試:

  • AND THEY'RE, LIKE, I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT, I'M GOOD, I DON'T

    他們是,喜歡,我不需要這樣做,我很好,我不知道。

  • NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.

    需要去看醫生。

  • YOU KNOW SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT.

    你知道有些事情是不對的。

  • YOU NEED TO GET A MICROSCOPE AND DO YOUR OWN TEST.

    你需要得到一個顯微鏡,做你自己的測試。

  • HELLO.

    你好。

  • >> Stephen: TIFFANY, WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.

    >> TIFFANY,我們必須休息一下。

  • AFTER WE GET BACK I'LL ASK TIFFANY ABOUT GOING TO DAVE

    等我們回去後,我會問TIFFANY關於去找DAVE的事。

  • CHAPPELLE'S SUMMER CAMP.

    查普勒的夏令營。

  • SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

    聽起來很有趣。

♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

嘿,大家好。