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  • >> Stephen: HELLO, EVERYBODY!

    >> 你好,大家好!

  • HELLO!

    你好!

  • AND WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "晚間秀"。

  • I'M STEPHEN COLBRRRRR!

    我是Stephen COLBRRRR!

  • I'M A FREED COMEDIAN.

    我是一個自由的喜劇演員。

  • WE ARE BROADCASTING FROM ICE STATION ZEBRA, HIGH ATOP THE ED

    我們正在從高高在上的EBRA冰站進行廣播。

  • SULLIVAN THEATER, WHERE I HAVE BEEN HUNKERED DOWN FOR THE LAST

    蘇利文劇院,我過去一直蜷縮著的地方

  • 24 HOURS.

    24小時。

  • THIS IS TRUE: I ACTUALLY SPENT THE NIGHT IN MY OFFICE BECAUSE

    這是真的:我真的在我的辦公室過了一夜,因為。

  • ALL NON-ESSENTIAL VEHICLES WERE FORBIDDEN TO TAKE TO THE STREETS

    所有非必需品車輛禁止上街。

  • OF NEW YORK.

    紐約的。

  • I HAVE NOT LEFT THE BUILDING THIS ENTIRE TIME, I DON'T KNOW

    我一直沒有離開這棟樓,我不知道。

  • IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT ALIVE BESIDES ME.

    如果有什麼東西還活著,在我身邊,

  • FOR ALL I KNOW THE ARCTIC TUNDRA OUTSIDE THIS BUILDING IS BEING

    據我所知,這棟樓外的北極圈正在被破壞。

  • RULED BY MARAUDING ICE TRIBES WHOSE ECONOMY IS BASED ON

    由經濟基於馬拉丁冰雪部落統治。

  • BARTERING HOT CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS, RULED BY THEIR

    BARTERING HOT CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS, RULED BY THEIRIR

  • FEARSOME SWISS MISTRESS.

    恐懼的瑞士女郎。

  • THE EAST COAST, FROM BOSTON TO WASHINGTON, D.C., IS PARALYZED.

    東海岸,從波士頓到華盛頓特區,是癱瘓的。

  • MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE TRAPPED IN THEIR HOUSES, BUT FOR A

    數百萬人被困在自己的房子裡,但對於一個人來說,這是不可能的。

  • DIFFERENT REASON, NOW.

    不同的原因,現在。

  • MERE IN NEW YORK CITY, IT HAS BEEN COMING DOWN FOR 24 HOURS,

    我在紐約市,它已經下降了24小時。

  • EXPECTED TO CONTINUE THROUGH WEDNESDAY MORNING, BY THE TIME

    預計將持續到週二上午,到時...。

  • IT'S OVER WE'RE LOOKING AT NEARLY TWO FEET OF SNOW.

    結束了,我們看到的是近兩英尺的雪。

  • NEW YORKERS: IF YOU'RE CAUGHT OUTSIDE, UNTIL YOU CAN GET TO

    紐約人:如果你被發現在外面,直到你可以得到的。

  • SHELTER, REMEMBER: AS A LAST RESORT, YOU CAN ALWAYS STAY WARM

    貯藏室,請記住:作為最後的手段,您可以一直保持溫暖。

  • BY SLICING OPEN MAYOR DE BLASIO AND CRAWLING INSIDE.

    通過切開MAYOR DE BLASIO和RAWLING INSIDE。

  • SOME FOLKS FOUND THE FUN IN THE BLIZZARD.

    有些人發現在BLIZZARD的樂趣。

  • THE STORM HIT CHICAGO FIRST, WHERE ONE FELLA SNOWBOARDED

    暴風雪首先襲擊芝加哥,其中有一個FELLA滑雪的地方

  • WHILE GETTING PULLED BY A CAR.

    當被車拉住的時候,

  • HERE IN NEW YORK, SOME PEOPLE TOOK TO THE STREETS IN THEIR

    在紐約這裡,有些人走上街頭,在他們的。

  • CROSS COUNTRY SKIS.

    越野滑雪板:

  • AND IN D.C., THERE WAS A SNOWBALL FIGHT ON THE NATIONAL

    而在華盛頓,有一場全國性的雪地球比賽。

  • MALL, AND NOBODY BROUGHT ZIP TIES.

    商場,沒有人帶拉鍊。

  • IT'S THE SECOND TIME IN FOUR WEEKS THAT THE CAPITOL'S BEEN

    這是四星期內第二次首都被襲擊

  • OVERWHELMED BY A STORM OF WHITENESS.

    被一場白色風暴所籠罩。

  • AND IT'S NOT JUST HUMANS, AS YOU CAN SEE IN THIS DELIGHTFUL

    不僅僅是人類,你可以在這篇精彩的文章中看到。

  • FOOTAGE OF GIANT PANDAS AT THE NATIONAL ZOO.

    大熊貓在國家動物園的鏡頭。

  • LOOK AT THAT!

    看看這個!

  • THEY'RE JUST LIKE US: HAVING FUN IN THE SNOW, STUCK IN CAPTIVITY

    他們就像我們一樣,在雪地裡玩得很開心,沉浸在俘虜的喜悅中

  • NOT BREEDING.

    不是育種。

  • OF COURSE, NO COVERAGE OF A BLIZZARD IS COMPLETE WITHOUT

    當然,沒有BLIZZARD的報道是不完整的。

  • SOMEONE REPORTING FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE SNOWSTORM, SO

    有人在暴風雪中報告,所以... ...

  • LET'S CHECK IN WITH "THE LATE SHOW'S" CHIEF METEOROLOGIST

    讓我們來看看 "晚間秀 "的首席氣象學家的情況

  • LIVE ON THE ROOF OF THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER, STEPHEN

    在艾德-蘇利文劇院的屋頂上直播,史蒂芬。

  • COLBERT.

    COLBERT.

  • STEPHEN, HOW ARE THINGS LOOKING UP THERE, MY FRIEND?

    史蒂芬,你那邊情況如何,我的朋友?

  • WELL, STEVE, IT'S COLD AND SNOWY.

    好了,史蒂夫,它的寒冷和雪。

  • HONESTLY, YOU DON'T NEED ANYONE UP HERE TO TELL YOU THAT, YOU

    老實說,你不需要任何人在這裡告訴你,你。

  • COULD JUST LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW.

    可以只看你的窗外。

  • I WOULD, BUT THE WINDOWS ON SET ARE JUST TV SCREENS.

    我也想,但電視上的窗口只是電視屏幕。

  • WELL, CHANGE THEM TO STATIC, AND YOU'LL GET THE IDEA.

    好吧,把它們改成靜態的,你就會明白了。

  • OKAY, THERE YOU GO.

    好吧,你去那裡。

  • WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF SNOW!

    哇,好大的雪啊!

  • YEP.

    是的。

  • CAN I COME DOWN FROM THE ROOF NOW?

    我現在能從屋頂下來嗎?

  • NO, YOU CAN'T.

    不,你不能。

  • WELL, WHAT IF I MADE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE, INTRODUCED YOU TO MY

    好吧,如果我值得你花點時間,把你介紹給我的。

  • FRIEND BENJAMIN HERE?

    朋友本傑明在這裡?

  • CHECK INSIDE YOUR POCKETS, STEVE.

    檢查你的口袋裡,史蒂夫。

  • OH, I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB.

    哦,我喜歡你的JIB的剪裁。

  • C'MON DOWN, I'LL POUR YOU A DRINK.

    下來吧,我給你倒杯酒。

  • MAKE IT A DOUBLE!

    讓它成為雙倍!

  • THANK YOU, STEPHEN!

    謝謝你,史蒂芬!

  • NOW, DURING THE CAMPAIGN, JOE BIDEN TALKED A LOT ABOUT

    現在,在競選期間,喬-比登談了很多關於... ...

  • REACHING ACROSS THE AISLE.

    跨越過道。

  • AND AS WE'RE TAPING THIS, HE IS DISCUSSING A COMPROMISE PROPOSAL

    而我們正在錄製的時候,他正在討論一個妥協的建議。

  • WITH TEN REPUBLICAN SENATORS HE INVITED TO THE WHITE HOUSE, LED

    與他邀請到白宮的十名共和黨參議員一起,LED。

  • BY MAINE SENATOR SUSAN COLLINS, SEEN HERE HAVING THE TIME OF HER

    緬因州參議員蘇珊-柯林斯,在這裡看到了她的時間。

  • LIFE.

    生活。

  • THE G.O.P.'S COMPROMISE OFFER TO THE BIDEN PLAN IS THE SAME WAY A

    G.O.P.向BIDEN計劃提出的折衷方案是同樣的方式。

  • PACK OF WOLVES COMPROMISES WITH AN ABSENTMINDED

    一群狼和一個不在狀態的人達成了妥協

  • CARIBOU.

    加勒比海:

  • YOU SEE, BIDEN'S COVID RESCUE PLAN, WHICH COVERS BIGGER

    你看,BIDEN的COVID救援計劃,它覆蓋了更大的。

  • STIMULUS CHECKS, MORE AID FOR THE UNEMPLOYED, THE HUNGRY AND

    刺激性支票,向失業者、飢餓者和貧困者提供更多的援助。

  • THOSE FACING EVICTION, ADDITIONAL SUPPORT FOR SMALL

    面臨驅逐的人,對小型企業的額外支持是什麼?

  • BUSINESSES, STATES AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS, INCREASED FUNDING

    企業、國家和地方政府,增加的資金。

  • FOR VACCINATIONS AND TESTING, AT A PRICE TAG OF $1.9 TRILLION,

    疫苗和測試,價格為1.9萬億美元。

  • WHILE THE REPUBLICANS ONLY WANT TO COVER SOME OF THAT FOR $600

    而共和黨人只想用600美元來支付部分費用

  • BILLION.

    億元。

  • THAT'S NOT MEETIN' YA HALFWAY.

    這不是滿足你半途而廢。

  • THAT'S NOT EVEN MEETIN' YA THIRDWAY.

    這還沒有滿足你的第三條道路。

  • AMERICA IS DROWNING 100 FEET BELOW THE SURFACE, AND

    美國正在下降100英尺以下的地面,和

  • REPUBLICANS ARE SAYING, "OKAY.

    共和黨人說:"好吧。

  • HERE'S OUR COMPROMISE.

    這就是我們的妥協。

  • INSTEAD, WE DROWN 60 FEET BELOW THE SURFACE.

    而我們卻在地表下潛了60英尺。

  • AT LEAST THEY CAN SEE US WAVING!"

    至少他們能看到我們在揮手!"

  • IT'S A NICE GESTURE FOR JOE TO MEET WITH THEM, BUT JOE'S

    喬伊和他們見面是件好事,但喬伊的。

  • CLEARLY NOT PLAYING AROUND.

    顯然不是在玩耍。

  • LOOK WHAT HE JUST DID TO WEST VIRGINIA DEMOCRATIC SENATOR AND

    看看他對西弗吉尼亞州民主黨參議員和。

  • FNNIEST GUY AT THE CAR DEALERSHIP, JOE MANCHIN.

    車行裡最棒的人,喬-曼琴。

  • MANCHIN HAS BEEN DRAGGING HIS FEET ON BIDEN'S COVID RELIEF

    曼欽一直在比登的科維德寬免問題上拖拖拉拉。

  • DEAL.

    成交。

  • SO, WITHOUT TELLING MANCHIN, BIDEN SENT KAMALA HARRIS TO

    所以,在沒有告訴曼欽的情況下,比登把卡馬拉-哈里斯送去了。

  • APPEAR ON LOCAL WEST VIRGINIA NEWS TO SAY "YOU'RE HARD

    出現在西弗吉尼亞州當地的新聞上,說 "你很辛苦"。

  • WORKING, YOU DESERVE THIS RELIEF PACKAGE, JOE MANCHIN DOESN'T

    工作的人,你應該得到這個救濟方案,喬-曼欽不需要。

  • WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOU."

    想把它送給你。"

  • MANCHIN WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH NUT-PUNCH.

    曼欽對行政部門的一記重拳並不滿意。

  • >> I SAW IT.

    >> 我看到了。

  • I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

    我無法相信它。

  • NO ONE CALLED ME.

    沒有人打電話給我。

  • WE'RE GONNA TRY TO FIND A BIPARTISAN PATH FOR IT, I THINK

    我想,我們要努力找到一個兩黨合作的途徑。

  • WE NEED TO, BUT WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER.

    我們需要,但我們需要一起努力。

  • THAT'S NOT A WAY OF WORKING TOGETHER, WHAT WAS DONE.

    這不是一種合作的方式,所做的。

  • >> STEPHEN: YES, HE WANTS EVERYONE TO WORK TOGETHER TO

    >> 是的,他希望大家一起合作

  • MAKE SURE AMERICANS GET LESS COVID RELIEF.

    確保美國人得到較少的COVID救濟。

  • HE'S STANDING OUTSIDE CONGRESS WITH THAT SIGN: "WILL WORK FOR

    他站在國會外,打著 "將為 "的標語。

  • GETTING YOU LESS FOOD."

    讓你少吃點。"

  • ONE OF THE CHALLENGES FOR JAMMING SOME UNUM UP OUR E

    在我們的 "E "里加入一些 "UNUM "的挑戰之一。

  • PLURIBUS IS NEXT WEEK'S IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.

    下週的審判將是 "多黨制"。

  • I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF

    我將在今晚的 "我的世界 "中為您帶來最新的消息。

  • "DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE FURIOUS."

    "DON和巨人IMPEACH 2: 快走,我們很憤怒。"

  • >> YOO HOOOO!

    >> YOO HOOOO!

  • YOO HOOOO!

    YOO HOOOO!

  • (ROARING) >> STEPHEN: THE SENATE TRIAL

    >> 參議院審判

  • BEGINS A WEEK FROM TOMORROW, AND THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS A

    下週開始,前總統是個大人物。

  • LITTLE BEHIND ON PREPARATION.

    稍微落後於準備工作。

  • BECAUSE ON SATURDAY WE LEARNED ALL FIVE ATTORNEYS WORKING ON

    因為在週六,我們瞭解到所有五個律師的工作,

  • HIS DEFENSE LEFT THE TEAM.

    他的防守離開了球隊。

  • ALL FIVE LAWYERS.

    所有五名律師:

  • LAWYERS.

    律師:

  • THERE WAS SOMETHING LAWYERS WOULDN'T DO FOR MONEY.

    有些事情是律師們為了錢不會做的。

  • THAT IS RATS FLEEING A SINKING RAT.

    那是老鼠逃離沉沒的老鼠。

  • A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE E-PRESIDENT DESCRIBED IT AS A

    一位接近電子總統的人士將其描述為:

  • "MUTUAL DECISION."

    "共同的決定。"

  • YEAH, TOTALLY MUTUAL!

    是的,完全是通用的!

  • "NO, CAROL DIDN'T DIVORCE ME.

    "不,卡羅爾沒有和我離婚。"。

  • WE DIVORCED ME!

    我們和我離婚了!

  • WE ALSO AGREED THAT THE LAWN WAS THE BEST PLACE FOR ALL MY

    我們也同意草坪是我所有的人最好的地方。

  • SHIRTS."

    SHIRTS。"

  • IT LOOKS LIKE THE BREAK-UP HAPPENED AFTER THE EX-PRES. TOLD

    看來分手是在前任總統之後發生的。告訴

  • THE LAWYERS NOT TO ARGUE THAT IT WAS UNCONSTITUTIONAL TO IMPEACH

    法律界人士不得爭辯說執行《憲法》不符合《憲法》。

  • HIM FOR INSURRECTION AFTER HE LEFT OFFICE, BUT INSTEAD

    在他離開辦公室後,他的保險,但沒有。

  • ARGUE THAT "THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM HIM."

    爭辯說 "選舉被他偷走了"

  • AH, THE BRILLIANT LEGAL STRATEGY OF POINTING OUT TO THE JURY HOW

    啊,這是個很好的法律策略,就是向陪審團指出,如何

  • MOTIVATED YOU WERE TO COMMIT THE CRIME.

    你犯罪的動機是:

  • "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I INTEND TO PROVE THAT MY

    "各位陪審團的女士們、先生們,我想證明我的:

  • CLIENT CAN'T BE GUILTY OF MURDER BY ESTABLISHING JUST HOW

    客戶不能通過確定如何殺人而被判有罪。

  • STABBABLE HER HUSBAND WAS.

    她的丈夫很難纏。

  • LOOK AT THAT JUICY TORSO!" I'M SORRY.

    "看看那輛JUICY TORSO!"我很抱歉。

  • WHAT?

    什麼?

  • OH, HE'S DEAD.

    哦,他死了。

  • I FORGOT.

    我忘了。

  • SO, ON SUNDAY THE FORMER PRESIDENT CRUISED SOME DARK

    所以,在週日,前總統遊歷了一些黑暗的地方。

  • ALLEYS OF THE LEGAL WORLD AND SCRAPED UP TWO NEW LAWYERS:

    ALLEYS OF THE LEGAL WORLD和SCRAPED了兩個新的律師。

  • CRIMINAL LITIGATOR AND MAN ADDICTED TO S.P.F. 1,000, DAVID

    刑事訴訟律師和沉迷於S.P.F.1,000的人,DAVID。

  • SCHOEN, AND FORMER DISTRICT ATTORNEY AND SCHOOL PRINCIPAL

    SCHOEN,以及前地區律師和學校校長。

  • WAITING FOR KIDS TO STOP BOOING BRUCE CASTOR.

    等著孩子們不要再給BRUCE CASTOR打氣了。

  • THESE GUYS HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

    這些傢伙有很多共同點。

  • WHEN HE WAS A PENNSYLVANIA D.A.

    當他還是賓夕法尼亞州檢察官的時候

  • IN 2005, CASTOR DECLINED TO PROSECUTE BILL COSBY AS PART OF

    2005年,CASTOR拒絕起訴比爾-考斯比,因為他的部分工作是:

  • A "SECRET AGREEMENT."

    一份 "祕密協議"。

  • ALTHOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE CASTOR DIDN'T KNOW, AND COSBY JUST

    雖然有可能CASTOR不知道,而COSPBY只是...

  • DROPPED THE AGREEMENT INTO HIS DRINK.

    放棄了協議 在他的飲料。

  • MEANWHILE, DAYS BEFORE JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIED, SCHOEN ACTUALLY

    與此同時,在傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦死前幾天,肖恩真的

  • MET WITH THE ACCUSED CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER ABOUT "JOINING HIS

    與被控販賣兒童的人會面,討論 "加入他的 "的問題。

  • DEFENSE."

    防禦。"

  • MY GOD, WHO WOULD HIRE JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S DEFENSE LAWYER?

    我的天,誰會僱用JEFFREY EPSTEIN的辯護律師?

  • OH, JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S WINGMAN?

    哦,JEFFREY EPSTEIN的WINGMAN?

  • THAT MAKES SENSE.

    這是有道理的。

  • IT'S NO SURPRISE THE OLD POTUS WANTS TO KEEP PUSHING HIS

    這並不奇怪,老總統想繼續推動他的。

  • ELECTION FRAUD FRAUD.

    選舉詐騙 詐騙

  • ACCORDING TO "THE NEW YORK TIMES," THE FORMER

    據 "紐約時報 "報道,前者是

  • ADMINISTRATION KNEW BIDEN WAS THE WINNER BY THURSDAY THE 12TH

    管理部門知道比登在12日(星期四)之前是贏家。

  • OF NOVEMBER.

    11月,

  • SO, FIVE DAYS LATER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD, BUT

    所以,比世界上所有的人都晚了五天,但是... ...

  • STILL, HE KNEW IT WAS A LIE.

    但是,他知道這是一個謊言。

  • HE KNEW WE KNEW IT WAS LIE.

    他知道我們知道這是個謊言。

  • HE KNEW WE KNEW HE KNEW IT WAS A LIE.

    他知道我們知道他知道這是一個謊言。

  • BUT HE KEPT IT UP ANYWAY.

    但他還是堅持了下來。

  • IT'S THE ELECTORAL EQUIVALENT OF HIS BRONZER.

    這是選舉的等價物 他的BRONZER。

  • WE CAN SEE YOUR EARS!

    我們可以看到你的耳朵!

  • WE KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE COLOR OF DYING E.T.

    我們知道你其實是染髮師的顏色。

  • THE LAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN A TOUGH TIME FOR THE MAGA CROWD,

    過去的幾周對馬加爵人群來說是一段艱難的時期。

  • ESPECIALLY BELIEVERS OF QANON, THE DERANGED INTERNET MOB

    特別是卡農的信徒,瘋狂的網絡暴徒。

  • PREACHING THAT ELITE DEMOCRATS, GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, AND

    宣揚精英民主黨人、政府官員和

  • CELEBRITIES ARE PART OF A CANNIBALISTIC, CHILD

    名人是一個CANNIBALISTIC,兒童的一部分。

  • SEX-TRAFFICKING CULT, AND THE EX-PRESIDENT WAS THE HERO

    性交易文化,而前總統是英雄。

  • DESTINED TO STOP THEM.

    命中註定要阻止他們。

  • OH, WELL.

    哦,好吧。

  • Q PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE STILL LOOKING FOR A SAVIOR, CAN I

    Q人們,如果你還在尋找一個救世主,我可以。

  • INTEREST YOU IN A MUCH NICER MESSIAH WHO ALSO HUNG OUT WITH

    你對一個比她更漂亮的彌賽亞感興趣嗎? 她也和我一起玩過。

  • PROSTITUTES BUT MIGHT ACTUALLY COME BACK ONE DAY?

    妓女但可能有一天會回來?

  • EVER SINCE THE DICTATOR SLUNK OFF TO MAR-A-GULAG-O, Q FOLK

    自從迪克特去了MAR-A-GULAG-O,Q FOLK

  • HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING TO UNDERSTAND BIDEN'S INAUGURATION,

    一直在努力理解比登的就職典禮。

  • WHICH MANY BELIEVE WAS A DEEPFAKE.

    很多人認為這是一個深度假動作。

  • YES, IT WAS ALL STAGED ON A GREEN SCREEN.

    是的,它是所有的舞臺上的綠色螢幕。

  • AND, IN REALITY, BERNIE WAS JUST A TENNIS BALL ON A STICK.

    而且,在現實中,BERNIE只是一個棒子上的網球。

  • OVER THE WEEKEND, ANDERSON COOPER INTERVIEWED ONE FORMER

    週末,安德森-庫珀採訪了一位前輩。

  • Q-SADER WHO MADE A TROUBLING CONFESSION:

    Q-SADER誰做了一個麻煩的懺悔。

  • >> DID YOU AT THE TIME BELIEVE THAT DEMOCRATS, HIGH LEVEL

    >> 你當時是否相信,民主黨人,高級官員

  • DEMOCRATS AND CELEBRITIES WERE WORSHIPPING SATAN, DRINKING THE

    民主黨人和知名人士都在崇拜撒旦,喝下酒。

  • BLOOD OF CHILDREN?

    孩童的血?

  • >> ANDERSON, I THOUGHT YOU DID THAT.

    >> 安德森,我以為是你做的。

  • AND I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT RIGHT NOW, SO I

    我想現在就為這個道歉,所以我...

  • APOLOGIZE FOR THINKING THAT YOU ATE BABIES.

    為你認為自己吃了嬰兒而道歉。

  • BUT, YEAH, 100%.

    但是,YEAH,100%。

  • >> BUT YOU ACTUALLY-- YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT I WAS

    >> 但你實際上... 你實際上相信我是。

  • DRINKING THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN?

    喝兒童的血?

  • >> YES, I DID.

    >> 是的,我做到了。

  • >> STEPHEN: NOW, WHAT ON EARTH MAKES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT

    >> 現在,到底是什麼讓人們相信,你是誰?

  • ANDERSON COOPER WAS DRINKING THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN

    安德森-庫珀喝了孩子們的血。

  • OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT ANDERSON COOPER HAS NEVER AGED?

    除了事實 安德森-庫珀從來沒有老過?

  • BUT THAT WASN'T ALL Q FOLKS BELIEVED ABOUT THE SILVER SURFER

    但這並不是Q國人對銀色衝浪者的全部信念。

  • OF CABLE NEWS.

    有線新聞。

  • >> WAS IT SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT MADE YOU THINK THAT?

    >> 是我的什麼地方讓你這麼想嗎?

  • >> IT'S BECAUSE "Q" SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED YOU AND HE MENTIONED

    >> 因為 "Q "特別提到了你,而他也提到了。

  • YOU VERY EARLY ON.

    你很早的時候就。

  • HE MENTIONED YOU BY NAME, AND FROM THERE HE ALSO TALKED ABOUT,

    他提到了你的名字,從那裡他還談到了:

  • LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, YOU KNOW, FAMILY.

    比如說,你知道的,家庭。

  • I'M GOING TO BE HONEST, LIKE, PEOPLE STILL TALK ABOUT THAT TO

    我將是誠實的,就像,人們仍然談論這一點,以

  • THIS DAY.

    這一天。

  • THERE WERE POSTS ABOUT THAT JUST FOUR DAYS AGO, SOME PEOPLE

    四天前,有人發了一篇關於這個的文章。

  • THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROBOT.

    我還以為你是個機器人。

  • >> STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT ONE'S JUST INSANE.

    >> 好吧,這個太瘋狂了。

  • ANDERSON COOPER'S NOT A ROBOT.

    安德森・庫珀不是一個機器人。

  • THAT'S CLEARLY THE BLITZ-BORG.

    這顯然是BLITZ -BORG。

  • (AS WOLF BLITZER) "OTHERWISE.

    (如狼BLITZER) "除此之外,"。

  • WHY ELSE.

    為什麼呢?

  • WOULD HE BE SO.

    他會不會這樣。

  • BAD.

    壞的。

  • AT.

    AT。

  • MIMICKING.

    模仿。

  • HUMAN.

    人類:

  • SPEECH?

    講話?

  • ANDERSON."

    ANDERSON。"

  • BUT NOT EVERY INTERNET CRAZY IS GOING THROUGH AGONIZING

    但不是每一個網絡瘋子都在經歷著衰老的過程

  • REAPPRAISAL.

    REAPPRAISAL:

  • CASE IN POINT, ON SATURDAY, ANTI-VAX PROTESTERS TEMPORARILY

    例子:週六,反VAX抗議者臨時舉行了

  • SHUT DOWN THE COVID-19 VACCINATION SITE AT L.A.'S

    關閉位於洛杉磯的COVID-19疫苗接種點。

  • DODGER STADIUM, DELAYING APPOINTMENTS BY NEARLY AN

    DODGER STADIUM,延後了近一個小時的預約。

  • HOUR.

    小時。

  • NICE TRY, ANTI-VAXERS, BUT THESE ARE ANGELENOS.

    很好的嘗試,反VAXERS,但這些都是ANGELENOS。

  • THEY'RE NOT GOING TO QUIT BECAUSE YOU MADE 'EM WAIT 60

    他們不會因為你讓他們等了60分鐘就放棄的

  • MINUTES!

    分鐘!

  • IT TAKES TWO HOURS JUST TO CHANGE LANES ON THE 405.

    在405號公路上換車道需要兩個小時。

  • THE PROTEST ORGANIZERS WANTED PEOPLE TO BE OPEN TO THEIR

    抗議組織者希望人們對他們的開放。

  • MESSAGE, SO THEY URGED ATTENDEES TO "REFRAIN FROM

    訊息,所以他們敦促與會者 "避免使用"。

  • WEARING MAGA ATTIRE AS WE WANT OUR STATEMENT TO RESONATE WITH

    穿著馬加爵服裝,因為我們希望我們的聲明能引起人們的共鳴。

  • THE SHEEPLE."

    綿羊。"

  • "YEAH, THE ONES