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  • (electronic music)

  • - I am eating my feelings.

  • This is a very depressing eating show.

  • Today I have pizza.

  • I'm gonna eat for you guys.

  • (audience laughing)

  • This was not part of the plan.

  • The plan was for me to drink, talk about dicks,

  • and eat.

  • (sobbing)

  • Food always makes you feel better.

  • Oh.

  • (sobbing)

  • Oh god.

  • (applause)

  • - Hey, Nikocado Avocado.

  • Danielmole Guacamole.

  • - Nice to meet ya.

  • - Nice to meet you.

  • Thanks for meeting me at the complimentary

  • Hampton Inn breakfast buffet.

  • - Are you staying here?

  • - No.

  • That's what these robes are for.

  • - You know, I don't think we're supposed

  • to be sitting at the buffet.

  • - Why?

  • - Because you don't sit at the buffet.

  • - A buffets a bar, you can sit at a bar.

  • - I guess.

  • But why do we have to be here so early?

  • - Because that's when the buffet is at its hottest.

  • That's Hamptonality.

  • Get you some forks.

  • Here you go.

  • - All right.

  • - Where you from?

  • - I'm from Columbia.

  • - Are you really from Columbia?

  • - No, no.

  • I live there with my husband.

  • - Hold on, let me try some of these eggs.

  • Explain to me what muck-banging is.

  • - It's actually muck-bong.

  • It comes from Korea.

  • - That sounds racist.

  • - No.

  • - Mukbang.

  • You say it like it's kinda racist.

  • - I'm saying it how they pronounce it.

  • Mukbang.

  • Like if you go to France.

  • You say I'm in Fran-ce.

  • You don't say France. - Fran-ce.

  • So if I'm in China I say,

  • (mock accent) I'm in China.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Is what you're saying?

  • So mukbang.

  • - The word means eating broadcast.

  • The idea was that they'd put their camera down,

  • they film themselves eating

  • and then other people would eat with them.

  • - When do you jerk off?

  • It seems sexual.

  • - Some people do that

  • but that's not my target audience.

  • - You're getting millions of views.

  • - I know but not from masturbators.

  • Do you want syrup?

  • - On pancakes, sure.

  • That's plenty of syrup.

  • You didn't have to syrup the (bleep) tongs.

  • - Oh I'm sorry. - That's for goddamn sure.

  • - I'm sorry. - Don't worry about,

  • don't worry about it.

  • I noticed in the beginning of your videos,

  • you looked a little bit smaller.

  • - It's nice to be here

  • and I'm gonna be doing this a lot more regularly now.

  • Oh yeah.

  • I've gained like 50 pounds.

  • - This isn't healthy.

  • - I know it's not.

  • Let's figure out a way to do this.

  • Oh my god.

  • - [Tosh] What about the amount of food?

  • Why is it so much?

  • - Well I mean it doesn't have to be a lot

  • but I like to eat a lot just 'cause.

  • - No but you're eating an unhealthy amount.

  • You wouldn't eat that much in a normal sitting would you?

  • - Oh no, no, no.

  • - Right, so why are you doing that amount of food?

  • - 'Cause it's a great excuse to get fat.

  • (laughing)

  • - How many videos are you posting a week?

  • - I post like five days a week.

  • - Five mukbang sessions a week?

  • You're gonna die. - I know.

  • (audience laughing)

  • You're getting full already?

  • - Literally getting full already.

  • - You would never be able to do this.

  • - No, I wouldn't.

  • I would be, for like the premature ejaculator mukbangers.

  • - Oh.

  • (audience laughing)

  • - Getting hot.

  • Getting the food sweats.

  • By the way, why are you always crying in your videos?

  • (crying)

  • Are you that emotional?

  • - I am.

  • Well, the food doesn't help either.

  • - Oh 'cause you just feel gross?

  • - Well, you feel like shit

  • but then also like it throws your hormones out of wack

  • and I'm already naturally emotional.

  • So I just, sometimes I cry.

  • - What the (bleep) was wrong with that Alfredo pizza

  • you were eating?

  • - [Nikocado] The one in Columbia?

  • - [Tosh] Yeah, it was big and it was flat.

  • Cheese looked hard.

  • - [Nikocado] Was I crying?

  • - [Tosh] Yeah, yeah you were,

  • of course you were crying.

  • - It taste better than it looked.

  • - Hey, let me grab one of those.

  • - This?

  • Here.

  • That's raw waffle batter.

  • Isn't that bad for you?

  • - Raw waffle batter?

  • I thought this was a waffle smoothie.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Tell me about how this has affected your poops.

  • Are they enormous?

  • - Yes.

  • But people think I eat shit all the time.

  • - Well just mukbang shit.

  • How long after one of your videos

  • before, uh oh.

  • - It's usually immediate.

  • - It's immediate?

  • - Yeah and it's not the food I'm eating,

  • it's whatever is there that gets pushed down.

  • - Is it diarrhea or is it solid?

  • - No, if I eat something that's really really spicy

  • than that hurts.

  • - Yeah, you said your butt hole bleeds a lot.

  • - It doesn't bleed but it hurts.

  • These fire noodles, I'm obsessed with.

  • They really make my a-hole bleed.

  • (burps)

  • Excuse me.

  • Not bleed, sting.

  • Sting like a wasp.

  • - Why fire noodles?

  • - They're popular.

  • - Running low on eggs here!

  • - If it wasn't popular, the Korean fire noodle challenge,

  • I would not be on the toilet crying twice a week.

  • (softly humming)

  • - Them good eggs are on the bottom.

  • Hey, what's up with the bird?

  • You shouldn't let your bird eat that food.

  • That's bad for them.

  • - I know but his names Mr. Noodle.

  • - Just because his name is Mr. Noodle

  • doesn't mean he should eat noodles.

  • - Okay, you caught me.

  • - No one is gonna tell you that feeding your bird

  • hot noodles is a good idea.

  • - Well, you know they can't feel spice.

  • They don't have spice receptors.

  • - I didn't know that.

  • - Yeah, so. - Nevermind.

  • Go ahead and feed them.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Why do you get hot sauce in your eye so much?

  • (panting)

  • - I have no idea why that happens.

  • I'm just doing my video

  • and hot sauce splatters into my eyeball.

  • Every time.

  • Every (bleep) time.

  • - Do you want me to tell you why it's happening?

  • - Why?

  • - 'Cause you (bleep) sit so low.

  • If you had a taller chair,

  • maybe your eyes would be out of harms way.

  • - I don't know, I think I need to get googles

  • from now on.

  • - Pass me the orange juice, please.

  • How long have you been married?

  • - A year and a half.

  • Hey everybody, look who I'm with.

  • - The husband.

  • - [Tosh] You still kiss or do you skip that?

  • - [Nikocado] No, we kiss.

  • - What is this a mukbang gang bang?

  • Easy, spitfire, we need some of these.

  • - Hey, Peggy.

  • These pancakes already got syrup on 'em.

  • - [Woman] That's Hamptonality.

  • - That guys doing the heavy lifting for us.

  • Real piece of shit.

  • (audience laughing)

  • You seem to be riddled with diseases

  • but they're all self diagnosed

  • so I'm calling bullshit.

  • - I don't know why I'm in so much pain

  • and I don't want to go to a doctor

  • 'cause I have a phobia.

  • - You said in your videos

  • that you have chronic coughing syndrome,

  • diabetes, kidney failure.

  • - Okay, I thought I had kidney failure.

  • I actually turned out not to.

  • - Okay.

  • - And I thought that I had diabetes.

  • I actually turned out not to, too.

  • - You eat that durian fruit?

  • - Oh, I love durian.

  • - That smells like assholes.

  • - It does.

  • Actually, my best friend used to say

  • it smells like Indian food wrapped in a diaper.

  • I'll try to eat some durian.

  • - [Tosh] It looks like a pastry on camera.

  • - [Nikocado] They thought it was dough.

  • - It's so, what's the texture like?

  • - It's kinda like scrambled eggs.

  • (groans)

  • - Is there any danger outside of just unhealthy eating?

  • - There is a lot of haters.

  • Actually, that's one of the sole reasons

  • as to why I have a lot of issues.

  • Like, they really get to me.

  • - Of course they do.

  • - You have haters, right?

  • (audience laughing)

  • - What makes you sad, today?

  • - I don't know, I just.

  • Sometimes when I've done a mukbang

  • I feel full and then I just,

  • I think about, all the stuff in my life

  • and I get sad. (somber piano music)

  • - Are you gonna cry?

  • - No.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Maybe.

  • - You wanna hug it out?

  • (audience laughing) (somber music)

  • (crying)

  • - Break it up, boys.