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  • I was nervous.

    我很緊張。

  • I was nervous to get married because my husband wanted us to write our own wedding vows.

    我結婚的時候很緊張,因為我老公要我們自己寫結婚誓詞。

  • He has feelings.

    他有感情。

  • I don't know how to express myself.

    我不知道如何表達自己。

  • I was so nervous.

    我很緊張。

  • My wedding vows We're gonna be the most New York gangster vows.

    我的婚禮誓詞 我們要做最紐約的黑幫誓詞。

  • I was so afraid I was gonna get up and be like, Yo, I didn't love you, son way.

    我好怕自己會站起來說,喲,我不愛你,兒子的方式。

  • God, I love you, my guy.

    上帝,我愛你,我的傢伙。

  • Way just chest bump.

    方式只是胸部撞擊。

  • I'm like, Let's do this.

    我想,讓我們做到這一點。

  • A priest is like you may now dap the bride.

    牧師就像你現在可以拍新娘。

  • I'm like fax e Couldn't sleep last night, man.

    我就像傳真一樣,昨晚睡不著,夥計。

  • I was just up three am chilling with my demons.

    我凌晨三點還在和我的惡魔們寒暄呢。

  • That's all it is, man.

    就是這樣,夥計。

  • I was like, What's up in securities?

    我當時想,證券業怎麼了?

  • Hey, procrastination.

    嘿,拖延症。

  • Funny you'd be on time for this.

    有趣的是,你會準時到這裡來。

  • You're never doing anything productive.

    你從來沒有做任何有成效的事情。

  • That's the most frustrating thing.

    這是最令人沮喪的事情。

  • If you're like me, you're just up rethinking conversations you had during the day and coming up with better responses.

    如果你和我一樣,你只是起來重新思考白天的對話,想出更好的對策。

  • You're on the Internet for the next 97 hours, looking at weird animal friendship videos, which are my favorite, by the way.

    接下來的97個小時裡,你都在上網,看奇怪的動物友誼視頻,順便說一下,這是我最喜歡的。

  • I love those videos.

    我喜歡這些視頻。

  • I'm like a kitten and a monkey.

    我就像一隻小貓和一隻猴子。

  • How they even meet.

    他們怎麼會相遇。

  • I grew up watching both Latino television and American television, and I noticed the similarities.

    我是看著拉美電視和美國電視長大的,我注意到了其中的相似之處。

  • A lot of the programs were similar.

    很多項目都是類似的。

  • It's just that Latinos we always gotta be extra.

    只是拉美人我們總是要額外的。

  • We always gotta be actual.

    我們總是要實際的。

  • It's like we looked at regular soap operas and we're like, You call that drama?

    就像我們看著普通的肥皂劇,我們就會說,你這也叫電視劇?

  • That's cute.

    那是可愛的。

  • I'll show you Drama.

    我給你看Drama

  • Yeah, right.

    是的,沒錯。

  • Everything's extra about what we do.

    我們所做的一切都是額外的。

  • Like on American television.

    就像美國電視上一樣。

  • They got Kelly and Ryan.

    他們得到了凱利和萊恩。

  • We got Guardiola Flocka.

    我們得到了瓜迪奧拉弗洛卡。

  • That's right.

    是的

  • Okay, which translates to the fat man and the skinny woman.

    好吧,翻譯過來就是胖子和瘦女人。

  • Yeah, because who cares what their names are?

    是啊,因為誰在乎他們的名字是什麼?

  • Married?

    結婚了嗎?

  • A good dude.

    一個好夥計。

  • I got me in 1978 Caucasian?

    我在1978年得到了我的高加索人?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Yeah, my husband's white.

    是的,我丈夫是白人

  • That's what I try to tell you all.

    這就是我想告訴大家的。

  • He's not just white.

    他不只是白人。

  • He is Midwest White.

    他是中西部白人。

  • Yeah, that's right.

    是的,這是正確的。

  • That's organic, girl.

    這是有機的,女孩。

  • That iss who that is Farm to table white.

    那是誰,那是農場到餐桌的白。

  • You all that?

    你都這樣?

  • I got duped by a lot of those dating APs because someone taught guys about high angles and filters, and now they're using our tricks against us.

    我被很多約會的AP騙了,因為有人教了男生高角度和濾鏡,現在他們在用我們的技巧對付我們。

  • Ladies, how's that gonna work, man?

    女士們,這怎麼能行呢,夥計?

  • Don't look like how I'm supposed to look.

    不像我該有的樣子。

  • You don't look like how you're supposed to look how we gonna find each other at this restaurant.

    你看起來不像你應該看起來... ...我們怎麼能在這個餐廳找到對方。

  • First white guy I dated was years ago.

    我交往的第一個白人是幾年前的事了。

  • He took me to his parents Lake house, and I was like, Oh, because that's when I found out white people buy houses that they don't live in.

    他帶我去了他父母的湖畔別墅,我當時就想,哦,因為那時候我才發現白人買的房子他們並不住。

  • Oh, it was like, That's money.

    哦,它就像,那是錢。

  • Money.

  • My favorite new game is lying to uber drivers about what I do for a living because I used to stupidly tell them the truth.

    我最喜歡的新遊戲是對uber司機撒謊,說我是幹什麼的,因為我曾經傻乎乎地告訴他們真相。

  • I tell him I'm a comedian, and then they'd be, like, say something funny.

    我告訴他,我是一個喜劇演員,然後他們會,喜歡,說一些有趣的東西。

  • But when I tell him I'm a stripper, no more questions.

    但當我告訴他我是個脫衣舞娘,就沒有問題了。

  • So I stopped him because that's what you do when you like a guy.

    所以我阻止了他,因為當你喜歡一個人的時候,你就會這樣做。

  • Every woman in here.

    這裡的每個女人。

  • No, she's part FBI agent.

    不,她有一部分是FBI探員

  • That's right.

    是的

  • Soon as I had his full name, I launched a cyber investigation.

    當我掌握了他的全名後,我就展開了網絡調查。

  • Do you know how hard it was when I met his family to pretend like I didn't know everything about them already?

    你知道當我見到他的家人時,要裝作不瞭解他們的一切有多難嗎?

  • I was so afraid then I was gonna say someone's name before they introduce themselves.

    我當時好害怕,怕人家還沒介紹自己就先說人家的名字。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Hey, Mary.

    嘿,瑪麗。

  • Um, how you doing, girl?

    嗯,你怎麼做,女孩?

  • I mean, hey, girl, what's your name?

    我是說,嘿,姑娘,你叫什麼名字?

  • How the renovations on the house going but supposed to know that my husband loves the fact that he's married a sassy Latina.

    房子的裝修情況如何,但應該知道我老公喜歡他娶了一個風度翩翩的拉丁人。

  • He loves to bring it up in conversation when it has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

    他喜歡在談話中提出來,當它與我們談論的內容毫無關係。

  • Like Hey, guys, my wife's Puerto Rican Enjoy your meal.

    嘿,夥計們,我妻子是波多黎各人,請享用你們的食物。

  • I get it.

    我明白了。

  • I mean, he's excited.

    我的意思是,他很興奮。

  • I'm the Onley Latin woman he's ever been with, so I'm his first.

    我是和他一起過的Onley拉丁女人,所以我是他的第一個。

  • He's not my first white guy.

    他不是我第一個白人。

  • I have.

    我有。

  • Ah, I mean, with white guys before mainly to get information and take it back to my people.

    啊,我的意思是,之前和白人在一起主要是為了獲取情報,然後帶回我的人。

  • Women are funny.

    女人很有趣。

  • Your wife must have a sense of humor.

    你老婆一定很有幽默感。

  • She's seeing you naked.

    她在看你的裸體。

  • Uh, I don't like you.

    呃,我不喜歡你。

  • Come back.

    回來吧

  • Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

    我是給你打電話,還是直接犯罪?

  • Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

    可能犯罪會讓我去烏克蘭。

  • This is me and my most inviting Thank you and good night.

    這是我和我最誠摯的邀請,謝謝你,晚安。

I was nervous.

我很緊張。

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