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  • - Let's be honest, you could kick the shit out of me.

    - 說實話,你可以把我踢得屁滾尿流。

  • Let's be honest, you definitely could.

    說實話,你絕對可以。

  • - I could hurt you. (Josh laughs)

    - 我可以傷害你。(喬希笑)

  • (upbeat TV music)

    (歡快的電視音樂)

  • - Hey, guys, welcome to Stir Crazy,

    - 嘿,夥計們,歡迎來到 "瘋狂攪拌"。

  • the only thing stopping me from eating a tub of ice cream

    唯一阻止我吃冰激凌的東西是什麼?

  • in the middle of the afternoon again.

    在下午的時候,又。

  • You know my guest today as an entrepreneur,

    你知道我今天的嘉賓是一個企業家。

  • an actor from "Fantastic Four", "Sin City",

    《神奇四俠》、《罪惡之城》的演員。

  • and her recurrent series, "L.A.'s Finest".

    和她的經常性系列 "洛杉磯最美"。

  • It's Jessica Alba.

    是傑西卡-阿爾芭

  • Hey, Jessica! - Hey,

    嘿,傑西卡!- 嘿,傑西卡!

  • hi! - It's good to see you.

    嗨!- 很高興見到你。

  • How you doing?

    你好嗎?

  • - I'm good, how are you doing?

    - 我很好,你怎麼樣?

  • - I'm doing alright. - Not eating ice cream, I see.

    - 我做得很好。- 沒有吃冰淇淋,我明白了。

  • - I know, you're keeping me from the tub again.

    - 我知道,你又讓我不敢去洗澡了。

  • You're so obnoxious that way. (Jessica laughs)

    你是如此令人討厭的方式。(傑西卡笑)

  • I was hoping at least- - Sorry.

    我希望至少...

  • - I was hoping at least during a pandemic,

    - 我希望至少在大流行期間。

  • you might look like a mess.

    你可能看起來像一個爛攤子。

  • Like you might like, "Oh, Jessica's let herself go.

    就像你可能會喜歡,"哦,傑西卡的讓自己去。

  • "I'm actually not gonna feel-"

    "其實我不會覺得--"

  • - I have a little bit.

    - 我有一點。

  • - Oh, stop it.

    - 哦,停止它。

  • Stop it (laughs). - Well, you know,

    別說了(笑)。- 嗯,你知道的。

  • I did a little hair and makeup for you today,

    今天我為你做了一個小小的髮型和化妝。

  • but... - Okay, I appreciate that.

    但是...

  • I have 12 pages of questions about "Honey".

    我有12頁關於 "蜂蜜 "的問題。

  • Do you have that much time today?

    你今天有那麼多時間嗎?

  • Are you ready?

    你準備好了嗎?

  • - No. (Josh laughs)

    - 不,(喬希笑)

  • - I, or how can you possibly

    - 我,或者你怎麼可能

  • have 12 pages though? - No, I don't, I don't.

    有12頁,但? - 不,我沒有,我沒有。- 不,我沒有,我沒有。

  • I've been watching your YouTube videos lately.

    我最近一直在看你的YouTube視頻。

  • You've become a YouTuber.

    你已經成為一個優步。

  • Like, you've like, you've like, really done this.

    就像,你已經喜歡,你已經喜歡,真的做到了這一點。

  • - You know, thank you.

    - 你知道,謝謝你。

  • - One of the things I like that you've been doing is ASMR.

    - 我喜歡你一直在做的一件事就是ASMR。

  • Have you become like an expert in ASMR?

    你是否已經成為像ASMR的專家?

  • Like, can you, what's your favorite sound you've discovered?

    比如,你能不能,你最喜歡你發現的什麼聲音?

  • (tapping teeth)

    (咬牙切齒)

  • And this one.

    還有這個

  • (rubbing palms)

    (搓手掌)

  • It's a good one. - That is good.

    這是一個很好的。- 這是很好的。

  • Wait, can you, can you detect this here?

    等等,你,你能檢測到這裡嗎?

  • Let's see how you are at detecting things, okay?

    看看你的偵查能力如何,好嗎?

  • (scissors swishing)

    (剪刀嗖嗖)

  • What is that?

    那是什麼?

  • Are you doing this?

    你在做這個嗎?

  • (scissors swishing)

    (剪刀嗖嗖)

  • Oh, scissors. - I got a problem.

    哦,剪刀。- 我有個問題

  • - Ooh, that's good. - That's good.

    - 哦,這是很好的。- 這是很好的。

  • - Nice, that is good. (Josh laughs)

    - 不錯,這是很好的。(喬希笑)

  • - I do admire your willingness to put yourself out there

    - 我真的很佩服你願意把自己放在那裡。

  • on the Tik and the Tok, on the TikTok now.

    在提克和托克上,現在在提克托克上。

  • - Oh, mm-hm, see- - I feel like 90 years old.

    - 我覺得自己像90歲的老人。

  • - You're old when you say that.

    - 你說這話的時候,你已經老了。

  • - I know, I feel 90

    - 我知道,我覺得90

  • when I say it. - Because they don't call it

    當我說出來的時候。- 因為他們不叫它

  • the Tik and the Tok. (Josh laughs)

    Tik和Tok。(喬希笑)

  • - Did you, were you dragged into Tik-ing and Tok-ing,

    - 難道,你是被拖進了嘀嘀和嘟嘟。

  • or are you enjoying your TikTok-ing?

    還是你喜歡你的TikTok-ing?

  • - The kids were encouraging me, and I just said,

    - 孩子們都在鼓勵我,我只是說。

  • "You know, are people gonna think I'm like a creep?

    "你知道,大家會不會覺得我像個變態?

  • "Like, is this creep status?

    "好像,這是爬行狀態?

  • "'Cause everyone's a child."

    "因為每個人都是孩子。"

  • And I think I was one of the first adults to join TikTok.

    我想我是第一批加入TikTok的成年人之一。

  • Not kidding, I'm not kidding.

    不是開玩笑,我沒有開玩笑。

  • I was like, "Is it weird?"

    我當時想,"是不是很奇怪?"

  • And they were like, "No, it'll be fun!

    他們就說:"不,會很好玩的!

  • "Just don't be cringy."

    "只要不畏畏縮縮就好。"

  • And I was like, "I don't know how to not be cringy."

    我當時想,"我不知道如何不被皺巴巴的。"

  • (Josh laughing) Like, I don't know how to not.

    (喬希笑)一樣,我不知道如何不。

  • I'm just going to be,

    我只是要。

  • so can we embrace that? - I only have one mode,

    所以我們可以接受嗎?- 我只有一種模式。

  • it's cringe mode.

    它的畏縮模式。

  • That's my mode (laughs). - Cringy.

    這是我的模式(笑)。- Cringy。

  • I'm gonna be cringy.

    我將會是皺巴巴的。

  • And so, I don't know, I like it,

    所以,我不知道,我喜歡它。

  • and it makes me giggle, man.

    這讓我傻笑,男人。

  • It's funny.

    這很有趣。

  • - What's a good starter TikTok move for me

    - 我有什麼好的起手TikTok動作

  • if I wanna get into the TikTok-ing?

    如果我想進入TikTok-ing?

  • What's, do you have a good piece of advice for me?

    什麼,你有什麼好建議給我嗎?

  • Should I...

    我應該...

  • By your face, I'm sensing you're like,

    從你的臉上,我感覺到你像。

  • "Don't even bother, dude."

    "別費勁了,老兄。"

  • - (hums) I mean, you should learn how to do the "Whoa".

    - 我的意思是,你應該學習如何做 "哇"。

  • - What's that? I don't even, I've never heard of that.

    - 那是什麼?我甚至,我從來沒有聽說過。

  • Is that a thing? (upbeat TV music)

    那是一件事嗎?(歡快的電視音樂)

  • - It's like those, this.

    - 就像那些,這。

  • So you go like that.

    所以你就這樣走了。

  • - Like... - But, but stop.

    - 就像...

  • You have to like, boom, you have to hit it.

    你必須喜歡,繁榮,你必須打它。

  • There you go.

    這就對了

  • But the other way, other arm.

    但另一條路,另一條手臂。

  • There you go.

    這就對了

  • - I look really cool when I do that.

    - 我這樣做的時候,看起來真的很酷。

  • That's...

    那是...

  • - You're very cool.

    - 你非常酷。

  • You can like, as if you're tossing an invisible ball

    你可以喜歡,就像你在扔一個看不見的球一樣。

  • up in the air. - Uh-huh?

    在空氣中。- 啊哈?

  • - Like that, and then you catch the ball,

    - 像這樣,然後你接球。

  • and then you slam the arm down like that.

    然後你像這樣把胳膊往下砸。

  • - Okay, let's try it, okay?

    - 好吧,我們來試試,好嗎?

  • - Okay, ready? - Three, two, one.

    - 好了,準備好了嗎?- 三、二、一

  • (fist thumps)

    (拳頭砰砰)

  • (Jessica laughs)

    (傑西卡笑)

  • (Josh laughs)

    (喬希笑)

  • - Yeah, no, not that one. - No?

    - 是的,不,不是那一個。- 不是嗎?

  • Ugh, I feel like, I feel like

    呃,我覺得像,我覺得像。

  • the saddest old man ever. - It's okay.

    最悲哀的老男人。- 沒事的

  • (Josh laughs)

    (喬希笑)

  • (both laugh)

    (兩者笑)

  • - Congratulations are in order.

    - 恭喜你

  • "L.A.'s Finest" is now in its second season.

    "洛杉磯最美 "已進入第二季。

  • - Yes! - It's a cool show in that

    - 是的!

  • it's a little bit back to basics for you.

    這對你來說有點返璞歸真。

  • I mean, one of your breakthrough roles,

    我的意思是,你的一個突破性角色。

  • I always think back to "Dark Angel".

    我總會想起《黑暗天使》。

  • - Right. - When you do

    - 是的,當你這樣做的時候- 當你做

  • like, a physical role like this, an action kind of a role,

    像,這樣的物理角色,一個動作類的角色。

  • do you go back in time?

    你會回到過去嗎?

  • Do you call upon some skills you developed back then,

    你會不會調用一些當年培養的技能。

  • or what? - Yeah,

    還是什麼?

  • I mean, why I even wanted to do this

    我的意思是,為什麼我甚至想這樣做。

  • is because I got to do action.

    是因為我得行動了。

  • You know, I've worn sort of the,

    你知道,我已經穿了那種。

  • the hat of a founder of a company for like, eight years.

    一個公司創始人的帽子一樣,八年。

  • And so, I'm in endless back-to-back meetings

    所以,我在沒完沒了的連軸轉的會議中。

  • about everything from supply chain, operations.

    關於從供應鏈、營運的一切。

  • - You make it sound so glamorous.

    - 你讓它聽起來很有魅力。

  • - It is not glamorous. (Josh laughs)

    - 這並不光彩。(喬希笑)

  • It's, you know.

    這是,你知道的。

  • And I just needed a break. - Yeah.

    我只是需要休息一下- 是啊,我只是需要休息一下。

  • What's the key for you to looking tough on screen?

    你在銀幕上看起來很強悍的關鍵是什麼?

  • I feel like if I try to look tough,

    我覺得如果我試圖讓自己看起來很強硬。

  • (Jessica laughs) I just end up like,

    (傑西卡笑)我只是結束了喜歡。

  • I ended up like squinting and looking like

    我最後就像眯著眼睛一樣,看起來就像

  • I'm like, losing my vision.

    我想,失去了我的視野。

  • Like, what's your game face

    比如,你的遊戲表情是什麼?

  • look like? - Or like, constipated?

    看起來像嗎?- 還是像,便祕的樣子?

  • - Yeah, like...

    - 是啊,就像...

  • (Jessica chuckles) Like, that's not,

    (傑西卡笑)一樣,這不是。

  • that's not gonna intimidate anybody.

    這不是要去恐嚇任何人。

  • - I think you can't really think about it too much.

    - 我覺得你真的不能想太多。

  • Maybe, maybe that's my problem?

    也許,也許這就是我的問題?

  • Maybe I... - No, that's your gift,

    也許我...- 不,這是你的禮物。

  • you're not thinking about it.

    你沒有考慮到這一點。

  • You just let it happen. - Really?

    你只是讓它發生。- 真的嗎?

  • I don't know, I don't know if I'm

    我不知道,我不知道我是不是... ...

  • (laughing) that threatening though.

    雖說威脅性。

  • - No, you are.

    - 不,你是。

  • Let's be honest. - Oh, good!

    我們說實話吧- 哦,好!

  • - You could kick the shit out of me.

    - 你可以把我踢得屁滾尿流。

  • Let's be honest, you definitely could.

    說實話,你絕對可以。

  • - I could hurt you. (Josh laughs)

    - 我可以傷害你。(喬希笑)

  • I could, I could hurt you, yeah.

    我可以,我可以傷害你,是的。

  • - I feel like that was- - I could take you down.

    - 我覺得那是--我可以把你打倒。

  • I could take you down. - I feel like that

    我可以把你打倒。- 我有這種感覺

  • was a threat.

    是一種威脅。

  • I'm suddenly happy we're doing this remotely.

    我忽然很高興我們能遠程操作。

  • - It's facts, #facts. - Facts (laughs)?

    - 這是事實,#事實#。- 事實(笑)?

  • I have some provocative would you rather questions for you?

    我有一些挑釁性的問題,你願意嗎?

  • You ready? (upbeat TV music)

    你準備好了嗎?(歡快的電視音樂)

  • Would you rather go on an audition every single day

    你願意每天都去試鏡嗎?

  • of your life, or never work again?

    你的生活,或者再也不工作了?

  • - Never work again.

    - 再也不工作了。

  • You learn more about yourself whilst getting rejected,

    你在被拒絕的同時,也更加了解自己。

  • you know? - (laughs) While feeling

    你知道嗎?- (笑)而感覺

  • like a piece of crap.

    像個垃圾一樣。

  • - Yeah. - Would you rather

    - 是的,你願意嗎?

  • run out of toilet paper or wine?

    沒紙沒酒

  • - Toilet paper?

    - 衛生紙?

  • - Yeah, I mean, let's be real,

    - 是啊,我的意思是,讓我們成為現實。

  • it's and essential. - Take a shower.

    它的和必要的。- 洗個澡吧

  • - Yeah (laughs).

    - 是啊(笑)。

  • Would you rather sit next to a crying baby

    你願意坐在一個哭泣的嬰兒旁邊嗎?

  • dressed it as an adult on a plane,

    把它打扮成一個成年人在飛機上。

  • or sit next to a crying adult in a diaper on a plane?

    還是在飛機上坐在一個穿著尿布的哭鬧的成年人旁邊?

  • - Crying baby dressed as an adult, all day long.

    - 哭鬧的嬰兒打扮成大人,一天到晚。

  • I never wanna be next to an adult in a diaper

    我可不想和一個穿著尿布的大人在一起。

  • ever. - Yep, that's...

    曾經。- 是的,那是...

  • It raises- - I mean, it's fine,

    我的意思是,它的罰款。

  • it's fine if they wear like, their clothing over.

    它的罰款,如果他們穿喜歡, 他們的衣服了。

  • So like, "Shh."

    所以就像,"噓"。

  • but if it's like- - Visible on the outside?

  • No, you don't want that.

    不,你不希望這樣。

  • That's, that's dark stuff.

    那是,那是黑暗的東西。

  • Would you rather have to always wear the Sue Storm wig,

    你寧願一直戴著蘇風暴假髮。

  • or your "Sin City" leather chaps?

    還是你的 "罪惡之城 "皮褲?

  • - The wig is easy.

    - 假髮很容易。

  • I could do the wig.

    我可以做假髮。

  • The chaps are just not that comfortable.

    小褲褲就是沒那麼舒服。

  • - Would you rather always be on the verge of a sneeze,

    - 難道你寧願總是在打噴嚏的邊緣。

  • or continually non-stop be passing gas?

    或不斷地不停地被傳氣?

  • - Oh, jeez. - Now, it can be silent.

    - 哦,天哪。- 現在,它可以是沉默的。

  • It doesn't need to be a loud passing of gas.

    不需要大聲傳氣。

  • - Oh, I don't, they're both so terrible.

    - 哦,我不知道,他們都是如此可怕。

  • Probably verge of the sneeze.

    可能是邊緣的噴嚏。

  • - Yeah, because the judgment around you, I suppose,

    - 是的,因為你周圍的判斷,我想。

  • when you're constantly

    當你經常

  • passing gas. - I mean, who wants

    過氣。- 我的意思是,誰願意

  • to go through the world just like, funking it up?

    去通過世界就像,funking起來?

  • No, thank you. - Yeah, well, I can tell you

    不,謝謝你。- 是啊,我可以告訴你

  • some stories, trust me.

    一些故事,相信我。

  • Yeah. - Mm.

    是的

  • - This is a random switch, but I'm curious,

    - 這是個隨機開關,但我很好奇。

  • are you the type of person that keeps any keepsakes

    你是那種保留任何紀念品的人嗎?

  • from the jobs?

    從工作中?

  • - No, no. - Really?

    - 不,不 真的?

  • - I should though. - Yeah.

    - 我應該雖然。- 是的,我應該。

  • - Yeah, you know what I stupidly did?

    - 是啊,你知道我做了什麼蠢事嗎?

  • When I was younger, I had so many custom,

    年輕的時候,我有很多習俗。

  • amazing red carpet dresses, and I donated all of them.

    驚人的紅毯禮服, 我捐出了所有的人。

  • 'Cause I was like, I was always all about charity,

    因為我很喜歡,我一直都是關於慈善的。

  • and I'm like, "Oh my-" - (laughs) I love that this

    我很喜歡,"哦,我的 - (笑)我愛這個

  • is your big regret (laughs). - I'm so mad!

    是你最大的遺憾(笑)。- 我真是瘋了!

  • 'Cause I'm like, I should've just given the charity money-

    "因為我想,我應該已經只是給了慈善機構的錢 -

  • - Oh, I see. - And saved the damn dress.

    - 哦,我明白了。- 並保存了那件該死的衣服。

  • - Yeah, at least you qualified it.

    - 是啊,至少你是合格的。

  • I thought you were going really evil,

    我還以為你會很邪惡呢

  • and being like, "Screw the charity!

    並像,"螺絲的慈善機構!

  • "I want my pretty dress! (laughs)"

    "我要我的漂亮裙子!(笑)"我要我的漂亮裙子!(笑)"

  • - Dammit!

    - 該死的!

  • - Should we play some classic charades, Jessica?

    - 我們要不要玩一些經典的猜字遊戲,傑西卡?

  • What do you think?

    你覺得呢?

  • - Sure, why not? (upbeat TV music)

    - 當然,為什麼不呢?(歡快的電視音樂)

  • Okay. (clock ticking)

    好吧。(時鐘滴答聲)

  • What are you?

    你是什麼人?

  • You're a bird, you're a bird!

    你是一隻鳥,你是一隻鳥!

  • A bird, you're swimming, dolphin, Flipper!

    鳥兒,你在游泳,海豚,鰭鰭!

  • (bell dings)

    (鐘聲)

  • - Yes. - Nice.

    - 是的 很好

  • Okay, my turn.

    好吧,輪到我了。

  • Oh, okay. (comic whoosh)

    哦,好吧。(漫畫嗖)

  • (clock ticking) - Two words.

    (時鐘滴答聲)--兩個字。

  • Movie.

    電影。

  • Five, hand, two hands?

    五,手,兩手?

  • Second word is hand.

    第二個字是手。

  • Second word is 10? - No, you were, you were-

    第二個字是10?- 不,你是,你是...

  • - Second word is hand,

    - 第二個字是手。

  • second word is hand, okay. (Josh laughs)

    第二個詞是手,好嗎。(喬希笑)