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  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

    歡迎回來。

  • EVERYBODY!

    每個人!

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR BAND LEADER AND YOURS MR. JON

    讓我們向我們的樂隊領隊和你們的JON先生問好。JON

  • BATISTE.

    BATISTE:

  • HELLO, JON, HOW ARE YA?

    你好,喬恩,你好嗎?

  • >> Jon: I'M GOOD.

    >> 喬恩,我很好。我很好。

  • THAT'S A HAPPY SOUND.

    這是一個快樂的聲音。

  • I LOVE HAPPY SOUNDS.

    我喜歡快樂的聲音。

  • >> Stephen: THAT IS.

    >> 史蒂芬:那是。

  • YOU KNOW, THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH KAZOO IN POPULAR MUSIC.

    你知道嗎,流行音樂中的卡茲歐是不夠的。

  • MAYBE THAT'S WHY I STILL HAVE THE WILL TO LIVE.

    也許這就是為什麼我還有活下去的意志。

  • IT'S -- IT'S A CHALLENGING SOUND, THE KAZOO, YOU HAVE TO

    這是... ... 這是一個具有挑戰性的聲音,卡茲歐,你不得不

  • ADMIT.

    承認:

  • >> Jon: OH, YES.

    >> 喬恩。哦,是的。

  • IT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE, I'LL SAY.

    我說,這是一種習得的味道。

  • BUT IT'S VERY JOVIAL, TO SAY THE LEAST.

    但可以說是非常有趣的。

  • >> Stephen: IT IS.

    >> 斯蒂芬:是的。

  • IT'S LIGHT-HEARTED.

    它是輕心的。

  • IT DON'T TAKE ITSELF SERIOUSLY, AND NEITHER SHOULD WE.

    它不認真對待自己,我們也不應該。

  • >> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> 喬恩。沒錯。

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY NON-KAZOO-BASED MUSIC YOU MIGHT

    >> 史蒂芬: 你有什麼非卡茲歐風格的音樂嗎?

  • BE ABLE TO FAVOR THIS FAIR AUDIENCE WITH?

    能夠青睞這個公平的聽眾與?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: YES, INDEED!

    (笑) >> 喬恩:是的,確實如此!

  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: THAT'S THE SIDE

    >> 這就是側影

  • YOU ALWAYS WALK ON!

    你總是走在!

  • JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

    JON BATISTE,每個人。

  • THANKS, JON.

    謝謝你,喬恩。

  • >> Jon: YES, INDEED.

    >> 喬恩。是的,確實如此。

  • >> Stephen: FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY

    >> Stephen:夥計們,我花了我的大部分時間在我的

  • TIME SPECIAL ORDERING THE DAY'S NEWSIEST, MOST TOPICAL

    時代特別訂購當日最新、最熱門的新聞。

  • COMPONENTS, LIKE A TENTH-GEN INTEL CORE I9 C.P.U., A GIGABYTE

    元件,如新一代INTEL CORE I9 C.P.U.、技嘉科技

  • X-570 AORUS XTREME MOTHERBOARD AND N-VIDIA G-FORCE RTX 3090

    X-570 AORUS XTREME MOTHERBOARD和N-VIDIA G-FORCE RTX 3090。

  • GRAPHICS CARD, THEN CAREFULLY MOUNTING IT ALL IN A TEMPERED

    圖形卡,然後小心翼翼地將其全部安裝在溫度較低的地方。

  • GLASS CASE WITH LIQUID COOLING, R.G.B. LIGHTING, AND 750-WATT

    玻璃盒,帶液體冷卻,R.G.B.照明和750瓦特。

  • P.S.U. TO BUILD FOR YOU THE SLEEK, OVER-CLOCKED, CUSTOM

    P.S.U.為您打造SLEEK、OVER-CLOCKED、CUSTOM的產品。

  • GAMING P.C. THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

    賭博遊戲P. C. 這是我的獨白。

  • BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I LIKE TO HUFF A COUPLE

    但有時,有時,夥計們,我喜歡抽幾口煙。

  • WHIPPETS, HOP THE RAZOR WIRE AT THE GARBAGE DUMP, STRIP THE

    鞭炮,在垃圾堆上掛上刮鬚刀,剝去鞭炮。

  • CABLES OUT OF AN OLD LITE BRITE, STEAL THE BATTERY PACK FROM A

    從舊的LITE BRITE中取出電纜,偷取電池組。

  • DISCARDED R.C. COPTER, AND RUN THEM TO THE CRACKED SCREEN OF A

    廢棄的R.C. COPTER,並把它們跑到破損的螢幕上。

  • BUSTED-OUT FLIP-PHONE TO CREATE THE RIVERSIDE VAGRANT TETRIS

    破解的FLIP-PHONE創建RIVERSIDE VAGRANT TETRIS。

  • CONSOLE OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:

    我的部門是新聞諮詢公司。

  • "QUARANTINEWHILE!" QUARANTINE-WHILE, NEW RESEARCH

    "QUARANTINEWHILE!"QUARANTINE-WHILE,新的研究。

  • SHOWS THAT SMOOSHY-FACED CATS CAN'T SHOW EMOTION.

    證明了SMOOSHY-FACED CATS不能表現出情感。

  • OH NO!

    哦,不!

  • THEY CAN'T EXPRESS THEIR FULL RANGE OF NORMAL CAT EMOTIONS,

    他們不能表達他們的全範圍正常貓的情緒。

  • FROM SCORNFUL, TO CONDESCENDING, TO "REALLY, YOU'RE GOING OUT

    從大獲全勝到大獲全勝,再到 "真的,你要出去了"。

  • DRESSED LIKE THAT?" QUARANTINE-WHILE, A MAN IN

    穿著這樣的衣服?"誇誇其談的時候,一個男人在

  • BRAZIL RECENTLY DISCOVERED A ROCK FORMATION THAT LOOKS LIKE

    巴西最近發現了一個類似的岩層。

  • COOKIE MONSTER THAT COULD FETCH $10,000.

    餅乾怪獸,可以FETCH $ 10,000。

  • WHICH EXPLAINS THIS RECENT EPISODE:

    這解釋了這個最近的劇情。

  • >> "C IS FOR CASH NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY

    >> "C是代表現金,現在給我錢吧

  • OHH, GIMME, GIMME GIMME MY MONEY!

    哦,GIMME,GIMME GIMME我的錢!

  • C IS FOR CASH.

    C是指現金。

  • NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY, OH, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME MY MONEY!

    現在給我我的錢, 哦,給我,給我,給我我的錢!

  • >> STEPHEN: THE MAN FOUND THE CRYSTAL MUPPET IN THE BRAZIL

    >> 史蒂芬:在巴西發現水晶小妖精的人。

  • REGION OF RIO GRANDE DO SUL.

    RIO GRANDE DO SUL地區:

  • WHICH IS SESAME CANON.

    這就是SESAME CANON。

  • WE ALL REMEMBER THE INFAMOUS EPISODE WHERE COOKIE MONSTER

    我們都還記得那部臭名昭著的劇集,在那裡餅乾怪獸。

  • WENT TO RIO AND GOT A FULL BRAZILIAN.

    去了里約,得到了一個完整的巴西人。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, EXCITING TECH NEWS: "MICROSOFT HAS FILED A

    QUARANTINE-WHILE,令人振奮的技術新聞:"微軟公司已經提交了一個。

  • PATENT TO CREATE CHATBOTS THAT IMITATE DEAD PEOPLE" BY

    創造模仿死人的哈拉機器人的專利",作者是

  • COLLECTING "IMAGES, VOICE DATA, SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS, AND

    收集 "影像、語音數據、社交媒體帖子和。

  • ELECTRONIC MESSAGES," THEN "SIMULATE HUMAN CONVERSATION

    電子信息",然後是 "模擬人與人之間的對話"。

  • THROUGH VOICE COMMANDS AND/OR TEXT CHATS."

    通過語音命令和/或文字哈拉。"

  • SO THEY'RE BUILDING THESE BASED ON PEOPLE'S INTERNET PRESENCE?

    所以他們是根據人們的網絡表現來建造這些東西?

  • GET READY FOR A MILLION CHATBOTS THAT ARE VACATIONING IN GREECE,

    準備好迎接在希臘度假的百萬CHATBOTS。

  • GREAT AT NETWORKING, AND AN UNCLE WITH A HOT TAKE ON BLACK

    擅長網絡,是個對黑人有熱情的叔叔。

  • LIVES MATTER THAT YOU SHOULD BE OKAY WITH BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT

    你應該接受生命的問題,因為它是關於生命的。

  • TOLERANCE, RIGHT?

    寬容,對吧?

  • THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

    這不是一個好主意。

  • IF YOU BUILT A CHATBOT BASED ON MY INTERNET ACTIVITY, YOU'D

    如果你根據我的網路活動建立一個哈拉機器人,你就會

  • THINK ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS J.R.R. TOLKIEN AND BOATS.

    我只關心J. R. R. TOLKIEN和船。

  • WHEN IN REALITY, I ALSO ENJOY ALCOHOL.

    當在現實中,我也喜歡酒精。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC, IT

    QUARANTINE -- -- 雖然在PANDEMIC的開始,它

  • WAS ASSUMED THAT IN NINE MONTHS THERE'D BE A HISTORIC BABY BOOM.

    假設在九個月內會有一個歷史性的嬰兒潮。

  • WELL, IN FACT, AMERICA HAS ENTERED A PANDEMIC-INSPIRED BABY

    好吧,事實上,美國已經進入了一個PANDEMIC靈感的嬰兒。

  • BUST.

    BUST。

  • TURNS OUT, NO ONE IS SAYING, "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT BEING

    原來,沒有人說,"嘿,你知道什麼是"。

  • TRAPPED IN THIS TINY APARTMENT WITH YOU PUTS ME IN THE MOOD

    和你一起被困在這狹小的公寓裡,讓我心情大好。

  • FOR?

    為什麼?

  • A SCREAMING INFANT."

    一個尖叫的嬰兒。"

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN OREGON, HEALTH WORKERS STUCK IN THE SNOW

    QUARANTINE--在俄勒岡州,衛生工作者被困在雪地裡。

  • ADMINISTERED CORONAVIRUS VACCINE TO STRANDED DRIVERS."

    向滯留司機提供冠狀病毒疫苗"。

  • THEY EVEN "WALKED FROM CAR TO CAR WITH VACCINE DOSES THAT

    他們甚至 "從一輛車走到另一輛車,帶著疫苗劑量,"。

  • WOULD EXPIRE IN SIX HOURS."

    將在六小時後到期。"

  • OH, AND EVERYONE SAYS "DON'T STAND BY THE HIGHWAY LETTING

    哦,大家都說:"不要站在公路邊上出租。

  • STRANGERS INJECT YOU WITH DRUGS."

    陌生人給你注射藥物。"

  • WELL, WHO'S CRAZY NOW?

    那麼,誰是瘋子呢?

  • STILL ME?

    還是我嗎?

  • BECAUSE OF THOSE DRUGS?

    因為那些藥?

  • FINE.

    好的。

  • ALSO, GOOD LUCK TALKING THE HOSPITAL INTO GIVING YOU YOUR

    還有,祝你能說服醫院給你提供你的。

  • SECOND DOSE IN FOUR WEEKS.

    四周內的第二劑。

  • "NO, NO, IT'S COOL.

    "不,不,這很酷。

  • I'M ALL CLEAR FOR MY SECOND SHOT.

    我已經準備好進行第二輪射擊了。

  • I GOT MY FIRST ONE FROM SOME DUDE ON I-95.

    我的第一件事是在95號公路上從一個傢伙那裡得到的。

  • SEEMED LEGIT.

    似乎是合法的。

  • I THINK HE WAS RAISING MONEY FOR HIS BASKETBALL TEAM."

    我想他是在為他的籃球隊籌錢。"

  • THE SURPRISE VACCINE APPOINTMENT HAD SOME MOTORISTS ESPECIALLY

    驚喜的疫苗任命有一些汽車司機特別是。

  • PUMPED.

    泵的。

  • ACCORDING TO ONE HEALTH WORKER, "WE HAD ONE INDIVIDUAL WHO WAS

    據一位衛生工作者說,"我們有一個人是:

  • SO HAPPY, HE TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF AND JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR."

    太高興了,他把襯衫脫了,跳下了車。"

  • THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRO WHO FINDS ANY EXCUSE TO GO SHIRTLESS.

    這聽起來像一個兄弟誰找到任何藉口去短褲。

  • WE CAN ALL SEE YOU WORK OUT, BUDDY.

    我們都可以看到你的工作了,夥計。

  • THERE IS NO NEED TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF FOR A VACCINE.

    沒有必要為了打針而脫掉你的襯衫。

  • THEY DON'T PUMP IT IN YOUR NIPPLES.

    他們不會把它灌進你的鼻孔裡。

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH VIGGO MORTENSEN.

    我們馬上就會回到VIGGO MORTENSEN身邊。

  • ♪♪♪

    ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

歡迎回來。

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