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  • WELCOME TO A RARE FRIDAY "LATE SHOW"."

    歡迎來到一個罕見的週五 "晚間秀"。"

  • I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主播,史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • THIS IS ARGUABLY ONE OF THE MOST CHALLENGING TIMES IN AMERICAN

    現在可以說是美國最具挑戰的時代之一。

  • HISTORY.

    歷史:

  • THE PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO RAGE.

    PANDEMIC繼續肆虐。

  • FASCIST MOBS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON OUR DEMOCRACY, AIDED AND

    法西斯MOBS已經向我們的民主宣戰,支持和幫助。

  • ABETTED BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND HIS STOOGES IN

    在美國總統及其傀儡的唆使下...

  • CONGRESS.

    大會:

  • BUT I DO HAVE A BIT OF A SPRING IN MY STEP, BECAUSE YESTERDAY,

    但我的腳步確實有了些許春意,因為昨天。

  • THERE WERE MOVING TRUCKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE!

    白宮裡有搬運車!

  • I HAVE NEVER FOUND A MOVING TRUCK SO MOVING.

    我從來沒有發現一個移動的卡車如此動人。

  • AND THEN THERE'S SOME INTERESTING STUFF EXITING THE

    然後有一些有趣的東西離開了這裡。

  • BUILDING AS WELL, LIKE THIS BUST OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND A

    建築物,以及,像這樣的亞伯拉罕-林肯和一個半身像。

  • TAXIDERMIED BIRD.

    TAXIDERMIED BIRD。

  • MOVERS ALSO TRIED TO WHEEL OUT THIS TAXIDERMIED WILBUR ROSS,

    搬運工人也試圖把這個塔西德的WILBUR ROSS拖出去。

  • UNTIL THEY REALIZED HE JUST LOOKS LIKE THAT.

    直到他們意識到他只是看起來像。

  • THE SIGNS THAT THE PRESIDENT IS LEAVING ARE EVERYWHERE.

    總統要離開的跡象無處不在。

  • ON THURSDAY, WORKERS EVEN HUNG BUNTING ACROSS FROM THE NORTH

    週三,工人們甚至從北邊掛上了包子。

  • PORTICO THAT SAYS "2021 BIDEN-HARRIS INAUGURATION" THAT

    說 "2021年比登-哈里斯就職典禮 "的葡萄牙人。

  • WAS VISIBLE FROM THE PRESIDENT'S THIRD-STORY RESIDENCE.

    從總統的三層住宅可以看到。

  • AND EVEN HARDER FOR HIM, HE ALSO HAD A VIEW OF THE GIANT HOUR

    更讓他難受的是,他還看到了巨大的時間。

  • GLASS COUNTING DOWN HIS IMMUNITY.

    GLASS在計算他的免疫力。

  • THE PRESIDENT IS IN NO MOOD TO LINGER AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

    主席沒有心情在白宮逗留。

  • REPORTEDLY, HE IS GOING TO HEAD OUT EARLY IN THE MORNING, BUT

    據報道,他明天一早就要出發,但... ...

  • BEFORE HE GOES, THE POTUS HAS ASKED FOR A MAJOR SEND-OFF.

    在他走之前,總統要求進行重大的遣散。

  • OH, YEAH.

    哦,是的。

  • SOMETHING REALLY FESTIVE.

    一些真正的節日。

  • I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP THEM RELEASE A FLOCK OF BIRDS.

    我很樂意幫助他們發佈一批鳥類。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THE PRESIDENT'S LAST DAYS

    現在,主席的最後一天......。

  • IN OFFICE HAVEN'T BEEN EXACTLY THE CHEEREST.

    在職時還沒有完全的歡呼。

  • THINGS HAVE GOTTEN SO BAD THAT INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE, THERE

    事情已經變得如此糟糕,在白宮內,有... ...

  • HAS BEEN CASUAL DISCUSSION ABOUT A POSSIBLE RESIGNATION.

    已經就可能的辭職問題進行了初步討論。

  • I LOVE THE IDEA OF THE AIDES TRYING TO BRING IT UP

    我喜歡助手們想把它提起來的想法。

  • "CASUALLY."

    "CASUALLY"。

  • LIKE A BOYFRIEND BRINGING UP A THREESOME AS A JOKE, JUST TO SEE

    就像一個男朋友提出了一個三人組作為一個笑話,只是為了看到。

  • HOW IT LANDS.

    它是如何降落的。

  • "WOULDN'T IT BE SO FUNNY IF YOU RESIGNED?

    "如果你辭職了,那豈不是很好玩?

  • I MEAN, NOT REALLY, BUT IT'S KIND OF FUN TO THINK WHO WOULD

    我的意思是,不是真的,但它是一種有趣的思考誰會。

  • ESCORT YOU OUT.

    ESCORT你了。

  • WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND TRISH FROM YOGA?

    瑜伽的朋友崔西怎麼辦?

  • OR, YOU KNOW, THE ARMY?

    或者,你知道,軍隊?

  • OR... OR MAYBE TRISH FROM YOGA?" BUT-- IT'S CRAZY, FORGET IT.

    或者... ... 或者可能是瑜伽的TRISH?"但是... ... 這是瘋狂的,算了吧。

  • CALL TRISH.

    打電話給TRISH

  • SEE WHAT SHE'S UP TO.

    看看她在做什麼。

  • BUT THE PRESIDENT SAYS HE WILL NEVER RESIGN BECAUSE HE DOES NOT

    但是,主席說他永遠不會辭職,因為他不......。

  • WANT TO INVITE COMPARISONS TO ONE PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL.

    想邀請一個特定的個人進行比較。

  • HE HAS BANNED THE MERE MENTION OF PRESIDENT RICHARD NIXON.

    他已禁止提及尼克松總統。

  • AND HE EXPLODES AT NIXON COMPARISONS.

    而他在尼克松的比較中爆發。

  • OF COURSE, THE COMPARISON IS INCREDIBLY UNFAIR.

    當然,這個比較是非常不公平的。

  • FOR STARTERS, UNLIKE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT, NIXON HAD NO TROUBLE

    首先,與現任總統不同,尼克松沒有問題。

  • STEPPING DOWN.

    踏踏實實。

  • SO, THE PRESIDENT DOES NOT LIKE TO BE COMPARED TO RICHARD NIXON.

    所以,主席不喜歡和尼克松相比。

  • FOR A REBUTTAL, PLEASE WELCOME THE GHOST OF RICHARD NIXON.

    為了反駁,請歡迎尼克松的幽靈。

  • >> OOOOH!

    >> OOOOH!

  • I AM NOT A SPOOK!

    我不是一個幽靈!

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, SIR.

    >> 謝謝你來這裡,先生。

  • HOW DO YOU FEEL THAT THE CURRENT PRESIDENT DOESN'T WANT

    你如何看待現任總統不希望......?

  • TO BE COMPARED TO YOU?

    要和你比?

  • >> I DON'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT CLOWN SHOW.

    >> 我不想和那個小丑秀扯上關係。

  • IF I WAS ANYTHING LIKE HIM, THEY WOULD KICK ME OUT OF HEAVEN--

    如果我和他一樣,他們會把我踢出天堂的...

  • WHICH IS WHERE I DEFINITELY AM, HEAVEN.

    這就是我明確的地方,天堂。

  • >> Stephen: WELL, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.

    >> 好吧,我就聽你的。

  • BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, BOTH OF YOU DID LEAVE THE OFFICE IN

    但你得承認,你們倆都離開了辦公室

  • DISGRACE.

    恥辱。

  • >> I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THAT ORANGE BAG FULL OF ROTTEN

    >> 我和那個裝滿腐爛的橙色袋子沒有任何共同之處。

  • CUCUMBERS.

    黃瓜。

  • UNLIKE HIM, IN WORLD WAR II, I FOUGHT AGAINST THE NAZIS.

    和他一樣,在第二次世界大戰中,我也是為了反對納粹而戰。

  • I CREATED THE E.P.A.!

    我創造了E. P. A.!

  • I ENDED THE DRAFT!

    我結束了草稿!

  • I SIGNED THE EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT!

    我簽署了《平等權利修正案》!

  • I COULD NAME ALL MY KIDS WITHOUT LOOKING AT FLASH CARDS.

    我可以給我所有的孩子起名字,而不用看閃存卡。

  • PLUS, I NEVER PAID ANYONE TO SPANK ME.

    另外,我從來沒有支付任何人打我的屁股。

  • THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DID THAT FOR FREE.

    美國人民是免費的。

  • MR. PRESIDENT, I SERVED WITH RICHARD NIXON.

    主席,我曾為理查德-尼克松服務。主席,我曾為尼克松服務。

  • I KNEW RICHARD NIXON.

    我知道理查德・尼克松。

  • RICHARD NIXON WAS ME.

    理查德-尼克松就是我。

  • SIR, YOU ARE NO RICHARD NIXON.

    先生,你不是理查德-尼克松。

  • BUT YOU ARE A DICK.

    但你是個混蛋

  • UP TOP!

    在上面!

  • NIXON OUT!

    尼克松出局!

  • >> Stephen: THE GHOST OF RICHARD NIXON, EVERYONE!

    >> 尼克松的幽靈,各位!

  • THE PRESIDENT MIGHT BE CHOPPERING OFF TO MAR-A-LAGO,

    主席可能要去馬拉加了。

  • BUT THE MAGA MENACE ISN'T GOING AWAY.

    但是,瑪格曼斯是不會消失的。

  • CASE IN POINT: SOME DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS ARE WORRIED THEIR

    案例:國會中的一些民主黨人擔心他們的。

  • COLLEAGUES MIGHT KILL THEM.

    同伴可能會殺了他們。

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • BOY, I READ THAT CASUALLY.

    天啊,我讀了那本《CASUALLY》。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THAT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE, AND I

    (笑)這讓我感到驚訝,我

  • KNEW IT WAS COMING.

    知道它的到來。

  • IT MEANS IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE MURDER MYSTERY GAME "CLUE...

    這意味著是時候玩謀殺神祕遊戲 "線索... ...

  • KLUX KLAN INSTIGATORS."

    KLUX KLAN INSTIGATORS。"

  • AND THEY'RE ALL GUILTY.

    而他們都是有罪的。

  • AND THEY'RE ALL MR. WHITE.

    而他們都是先生。WHITE。

  • MORE SPECIFICALLY, DEMOCRATS THINK SOME OF THEIR COLLEAGUES

    更具體地說,民主黨人認為他們的一些同夥

  • AIDED THE RIOTERS BEFORE AND DURING THE ATTACK ON THE

    襲擊前和襲擊期間向暴亂分子提供的援助

  • CAPITOL.

    CAPITOL:

  • SO THIS WEEK, MORE THAN 30 DEMOCRATIC HOUSE MEMBERS SIGNED

    是以,本週有超過30名民主黨眾議院議員簽名。

  • A LETTER DEMANDING THAT AUTHORITIES INVESTIGATE

    要求當局調查的一封信。

  • "SUSPICIOUS" VISITORS AT THE CAPITOL THAT COULD ONLY HAVE

    "可疑 "的訪問者在國會,只能有。

  • GAINED ENTRY WITH THE HELP OF A MEMBER OF CONGRESS.

    在一位議員的幫助下獲得了入學資格。

  • DEMOCRATIC CONGRESSWOMAN AND FORMER NAVY PILOT MIKIE SHERRILL

    民主黨女議員和前海軍飛行員MIKIE SHERRILL。

  • SAID THAT SHE SAW LAWMAKERS GIVING GROUPS "RECONNAISSANCE"

    她說她看到律師給各團體 "重新認識"。

  • TOURS OF THE CAPITOL ONE DAY BEFORE THE RIOTS.

    在暴動前一天參觀首都。

  • "OKAY, EVERYBODY, ON YOUR LEFT IS NANCY PELOSI'S BEAUTIFULLY

    "好了,各位,在你的左邊是南希-佩洛西的美麗的。

  • STEAL-ABLE PODIUM-- AND THERE'S A BLIND SPOT WHERE THE CAMERAS

    可偷竊的PODIUM -- 而且有一個盲點,在那裡的相機

  • CAN'T SEE HOW MANY ZIP TIES YOUR MOMMY PACKED FOR YOU.

    看不出你媽媽給你包了多少條拉鍊。

  • OVER HERE IS A HANDY ALCOVE WHERE YOU CAN POOP, AND A LOVELY

    這裡是一個方便的地方,你可以在這裡拉屎,和一個可愛的。

  • MURAL DEPICTING THE DRAFTING OF THE CONSTITUTION FOR YOU TO

    描繪憲法起草過程的壁畫,供您參考。

  • SMEAR IT ON.

    抹上它。

  • OKAY, AND WE'RE RIOTING, AND WE'RE RIOTING."

    好吧,我們正在暴動, 我們正在暴動。"

  • AND WE'RE RIOTING."

    我們正在暴動。"

  • THE LETTER CLAIMS THAT THE SUSPICIOUS VISITORS APPEARED TO

    信中聲稱,可疑的訪客似乎是為了...

  • BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE RALLY AT THE WHITE HOUSE THE FOLLOWING

    以下是參加在白宮舉行的集會的情況。

  • DAY AND THAT THE RIOTERS SEEMED TO HAVE AN UNUSUALLY DETAILED

    一天,暴亂分子似乎有一個異常詳細的。

  • KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAYOUT OF THE CAPITOL COMPLEX.

    瞭解首都大廈的佈局;

  • GOOD LORD, NOT ONLY WILL THEY ENDANGER MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.

    天啊,他們不僅會危害國會議員。

  • THEY'LL DISCOVER THE SECRET LOCATION OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S

    他們將發現喬治-華盛頓的祕密地點。

  • GOLDEN SARCOPHAGUS!

    金沙鼠!

  • SOMEONE SECURE THE MAP ON THE BACK OF THE EMANCIPATION

    誰來把地圖固定在EMANCIPATION的背面?

  • PROCLAMATION, HAVE NICHOLAS CAGE BATHED AND LOWERED INTO A SUIT.

    宣言,讓尼古拉斯-凱奇洗澡,並降低到一套衣服。

  • IT'S CLEAR THAT THE MOB DID HAVE SOME INTEL.

    很明顯,暴徒有一定的情報。

  • TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO OF THE RIOTERS.

    看看這個最新發布的暴徒視頻。

  • >> WHAT'S THE FLOOR PLAN?

    >> 什麼是平面圖?

  • >> HEY, GUYS, I'VE BEEN IN THE OTHER ROOM, LISTEN TO ME.

    >> 嘿,夥計們,我已經在另一個房間,聽我說。

  • IN THE OTHER ROOM, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS DOOR, RIGHT HERE

    在另一個房間,在這扇門的另一邊,就在這裡。

  • WHERE THESE FEET ARE STANDING, THERE IS A GLASS THAT SOMEBODY--

    在這些腳站立的地方,有一個玻璃,有人... ...

  • IF IT'S BROKEN, YOU CAN DROP DOWN INTO A ROOM UNDERNEATH IT.

    如果它壞了,你可以掉到它下面的房間裡去。

  • THERE'S ALSO TWO DOORS IN THE OTHER ROOM, ONE IN THE REAR AND

    另一個房間還有兩扇門,一扇在後面,另一扇在後面。

  • ONE TO THE RIGHT WHEN YOU GO IN.

    一進門右邊一個。

  • SO PEOPLE SHOULD PROBABLY COORDINATE TOGETHER IF YOU'RE

    所以,如果你是一個人,人們可能會協調在一起。

  • GONNA TAKE THIS BUILDING.

    要拿下這棟樓。

  • >> Stephen: PRO TIP: WHEN COMMITTING SEDITION, MAYBE DON'T

    >> 史蒂芬:專業提示:當犯病時,也許不需要。

  • DO IT ON CAMERA, WITH A MEGAPHONE.

    做相機,用MEGAPHONE。

  • "THE SQUIRREL IS IN THE BASKET.

    "獵鷹在籃子裡,"。

  • THE CROW FLIES AT MIDNIGHT.

    "烏鴉在午夜飛"。

  • MEET ME UNDER THE DOCKS TONIGHT TO PLAN 'OPERATION KEEP IT

    今晚在船塢下與我見面,策劃 "保持行動"。

  • QUIET'-- JUST BETWEEN YOU, ME, THE CAMERAMAN, AND THE GUY

    安靜 -- 就在你,我,攝影師,和那個傢伙之間。

  • OPERATING THE SOUND BOOM.

    操作聲音繁榮。

  • REMEMBER, SNITCHES GET STITCHES.

    請記住,SNITCHES得到縫合。

  • SHHHHHH!" ( LAUGHTER )

    SHHHHHH!" (笑)

  • AUDIO DEPARTMENT LOVES IT WHEN I USE THIS THING.

    音頻部門喜歡它,當我使用這個東西。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE WELCOME, PETER.

    (笑)你是歡迎的,彼得。

  • SO FAR, NO G.O.P. MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED BY

    到目前為止,沒有一個G.O.P.的議員被指責為

  • NAME-- MO BROOKS-- AND THERE'S NO PROOF OF

    名字 -- MO BROOKS -- 而且沒有任何證據表明

  • COLLABORATION WITH THE RIOTERS.

    與暴亂分子勾結。

  • BUT DEMOCRATS HAVE REASONS TO BE SUSPICIOUS.

    但民主黨人有理由懷疑。

  • TAKE THE BEHAVIOR OF QANON REPRESENTATIVE AND WOMAN

    採取卡農代表和婦女的行為。

  • INSISTING YOU DO LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, LAUREN BOEBERT.

    堅持你喜歡你所看到的東西,勞倫-波貝特。

  • DURING THE SIEGE, BOEBERT KEPT TWEETING OUT THE LOCATION OF

    在小組討論期間,BOEBERT不斷在微博上公佈了 "我 "的位置

  • MEMBERS.

    成員:

  • "WE WERE LOCKED IN THE HOUSE CHAMBERS," AND "THE SPEAKER HAS

    "我們被鎖在眾議院的議事廳裡,"而且 "發言人已經

  • BEEN REMOVED FROM THE CHAMBERS."

    被從大廳裡撤走了。"

  • SHE'S THE REVERSE PAUL REVERE: "HEY, BRITISH!

    她是反面的保羅-裡弗。"嘿,英國人!

  • THE AMERICANS ARE HIDING!

    美國人在躲避!

  • THE AMERICANS ARE HIDING!

    美國人在躲避!

  • THEY WENT THATAWAY!" GET THEM!

    他們走了!"抓住他們!

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • WHY IS THERE A DELAY?

    為什麼會有延遲?

  • HELLO?

    你好?

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

    我不明白。

  • I DON'T KNOW.

    我不知道。

  • CAN WE EDIT THIS PART OUT JANOPE.

    我們能不能把這部分刪掉JANOPE。

  • >> Stephen: OR IS THIS THE BEST PART SO FAR?

    >> Stephen: 或者這是目前最棒的部分?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NO SURPRISE, THERE ARE A LOT

    (笑)不出意外,有很多的

  • WORKPLACE TRUST ISSUES IN THE CAPITOL RIGHT NOW, AS ALEXANDRIA

    現在首都的工作場所信任問題,因為亞歷山大州

  • OCASIO-CORTEZ EXPLAINS.

    OCASIO -CORTEZ解釋:

  • >> I, MYSELF, DID NOT EVEN FEEL SAFE GOING TO THAT EXTRACTION

    >> 我自己甚至都不覺得安全,去那次抽身。

  • POINT, BECAUSE THERE WERE QANON AND WHITE SUPREMACIST

    點,因為有卡農和白人至上主義者。

  • SYMPATHIZERS AND, FRANKLY, WHITE SUPREMACIST MEMBERS OF CONGRESS

    同情者和,坦率地說,國會中的白人至上主義者成員

  • IN THAT EXTRACTION POINT WHO I KNOW, AND WHO I HAD FELT WOULD

    在那個提取點上,我認識的人,和我覺得會的人

  • DISCLOSE MY LOCATION AND ALLOW ME TO-- WHO WOULD CREATE

    披露我的位置,並允許我... 誰會創造。

  • OPPORTUNITIES TO ALLOW ME TO BE HURT, KIDNAPPED, ET CETERA.

    機會,讓我受到傷害,綁架,等CETERA。

  • AND SO, I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL SAFE AMONG OTHER MEMBERS OF

    所以,我甚至不覺得自己和其他成員在一起很安全。

  • CONGRESS.

    大會:

  • >> Stephen: I THINK THAT COULD BE SAFELY CALLED A "HOSTILE"

    >> 斯蒂芬:我想這可以被稱為 "敵意"。

  • WORK ENVIRONMENT.

    工作環境:

  • IN FACT, SOMEONE HAD TO POST THIS NOTE IN THE OFFICE FRIDGE:

    事實上,有人在辦公室裡貼了這張紙條。

  • "DEB'S YOGURT.

    "DEB'S YOGURT。

  • DO NOT EAT.

    不要吃。

  • ALSO, DO NOT REVEAL DEB'S LOCATION TO THE MURDEROUS

    另外,不要透露DEB的位置,以殺人的

  • GOONS."

    GOONS。"

  • ANOTHER TROUBLING DETAIL IS WHEN THE STAFF OF DEMOCRATIC

    另一個麻煩的細節是,當民主黨的工作人員。

  • REPRESENTATIVE AYANA PRESSLEY, THEY DISCOVERED HER OFFICE'S

    AYANA PRESSLEY代表,他們發現了她的辦公室的。

  • PANIC BUTTONS HAD BEEN TORN OUT BEFORE THE CAPITOL RIOT.

    恐慌按鈕在首都暴動之前就被撕掉了。

  • THAT IS DEEPLY DISTURBING.

    這是非常令人不安的。

  • WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN CALL THAT?

    你說這是什麼意思?

  • MITCH McCONNELL?

    MITCH McCONNELL?

  • >> IT'S A TRAP!

    >> 這是個騙局!

  • >> Stephen: TODAY, SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI LAID OUT THE STAKES.

    >> 史蒂芬: 今天,演講者南希-佩洛西列出了賭注。

  • >> IF, IN FACT, IT IS FOUND THAT MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WERE

    >> 如果事實上,發現國會成員:

  • ACCOMPLICES TO THIS INSURRECTION, IF THEY AIDED AND

    本保險的併發症,如果協助和幫助了,

  • ABETTED CRIME, THERE MAY HAVE TO BE ACTIONS TAKEN BEYOND THE

    唆使犯罪,可能必須採取超出《刑法》規定的行動。

  • CONGRESS, AND IN TERMS OF PROSECUTION FOR THAT.

    國會,並是以受到起訴。

  • >> Stephen: I THINK THE PHRASE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, MADAM

    >> 我想這是你要找的階段,女士。

  • SPEAKER, IS, "LOCK THEM UP"?

    演講者,是,"鎖住他們"?

  • BUT ANY SEDITIONIST CONGRESSPEOPLE, HERE'S A PRO

    但是,任何一個煽動性的議員,這裡有一個專業的。

  • TIP: WHEN YOU GET TO PRISON, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO: WALK UP TO

    提示:當你進入監獄時,你應該做的是:走上前去

  • THE BIGGEST GUY IN THE YARD AND SAY, "HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT."

    院子裡最大的傢伙,說:"你好,主席先生。"

  • LUCKILY THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION IS ONLY THE

    幸運的是,現任政府只是一個普通的政府。

  • CURRENT ADMINISTRATION FOR ANOTHER FIVE DAYS, BECAUSE NEXT

    目前的行政管理再過五天,因為下一秒就會有新的行政管理。

  • WEDNESDAY, THE KEYS TO THE COUNTRY WILL BE HANDED OVER TO

    週三,國家的鑰匙將被移交給

  • PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN, SEEN HERE REMEMBERING THE END OF

    當選主席喬伊-比登在此緬懷結束時的情景

  • "MARLEY AND ME."

    "馬利和我"

  • LAST NIGHT, BIDEN ANNOUNCED HIS COMPREHENSIVE STIMULUS PROGRAM,

    昨晚,比登宣佈了他的全面經濟刺激計劃。

  • THE "AMERICAN RESCUE PLAN."

    "美國救援計劃"。

  • BOY, THAT IS SOME SWEET THREE-WORD COMBO.

    天啊,那是一些甜蜜的三個字組合。

  • "AMERICAN," "RESCUE," AND "PLAN."

    "美洲"、"救援 "和 "計劃"。

  • I MEAN, THAT'S UP THERE WITH "FREE CHOCOLATE PUPPY" AND "MEAT

    我的意思是,這與 "免費的巧克力小狗 "和 "肉 "是一樣的。

  • LOVER'S ORGASM."

    "愛的有機體"。

  • AND THIS PLAN IS HUGE.

    而這個計劃是巨大的。

  • IT'S A $1.9 TRILLION PACKAGE TO COMBAT THE ECONOMIC DOWNTURN AND

    這是一個1.9萬億美元的計劃,以應對經濟衰退和。

  • THE COVID-19 CRISIS.

    COVID-19危機。

  • HE WANTS TO FIX THE PANDEMIC AND THE ECONOMY AT THE SAME TIME.

    他想在同一時間解決恐慌和經濟問題。

  • BUT THAT'S NO SURPRISE.

    但這並不奇怪。

  • BIDEN IS FAMOUSLY GOOD AT DOUBLE FISTING.

    比登是著名的善於雙拳。

  • IN HIS SPEECH ANNOUNCING THE PLAN, BIDEN LAID OUT JUST WHAT

    比登在宣佈計劃的講話中,闡述了他的計劃。

  • THAT $1.9 TRILLION WILL BE USED FOR.

    這190億美元將用於:

  • >> DIRECT CASH PAYMENTS, EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE,

    >> 直接現金支付,延長的失業保險。

  • RENT RELIEF, FOOD ASSISTANCE, KEEPING ESSENTIAL FRONTLINE

    租金減免,食品援助,保持基本的前線。

  • WORKERS ON THE JOB, AID TO SMALL BUSINESSES.

    在職工人,對小企業的援助。

  • THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE.

    沒有時間去浪費。

  • WE HAVE TO ACT, AND WE HAVE TO ACT NOW.

    我們必須行動,我們必須現在就行動。

  • THIS IS WHAT ECONOMISTS ARE TELLING US.

    這就是經濟學家告訴我們的。

  • MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT'S WHAT THE VALUES WE HOLD DEAR IN OUR

    更重要的是,這就是我們所珍視的價值觀。

  • HEARTS AS AMERICANS ARE TELLING US.

    美國人的心聲告訴我們。

  • >> Stephen: AMEN.

    >> Stephen: AMEN.

  • IN FACT, AMERICA'S HEARTS JUST RELEASED THIS STATEMENT:

    事實上,美國之心剛剛發佈了這份聲明。

  • "IT'S TIME TO ACT NOW.

    "現在是時候行動了。

  • BUT, FIRST, STOP EATING CHEESE!

    但是,首先,停止吃奶酪!

  • YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY!

    你不餓!

  • YOU'RE JUST BORED.

    你只是無聊。

  • OH, GOD, HERE COMES THE CHEDDAR!

    哦,上帝,這裡來的切達!

  • AAGHGHGLAGHGLAGH."

    AAGHGHGLAGHGLAGH。"

  • THEN BIDEN DID SOMETHING I HAD FORGOTTEN A LEADER COULD DO:

    然後,比登做了一些我忘記了一個領導者可以做的事情。

  • SHOW HUMILITY.

    表現出謙遜的態度。

  • >> BUT EVEN WITH ALL THESE BOLD STEPS, IT'S GOING TO TAKE TIME

    >> 但即使有這些大膽的步驟,也需要時間。

  • TO GET WHERE WE NEED TO BE.

    去到我們需要的地方。

  • THERE WILL BE STUMBLES, BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH YOU.

    雖然會有磕磕絆絆,但我永遠會對你誠實。