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  • I'll tell you, this is our first show in the new year,

    我告訴你,這是我們新年的第一場演出。

  • so let me begin by saying it's late, I know,

    所以,讓我首先說 它的後期,我知道。

  • but happy new year, Andy, happy new year.

    但新年快樂,安迪,新年快樂。

  • Happy new year to you,

    祝你新年快樂

  • although it does feel like March now.

    雖然現在確實感覺像三月。

  • A lot has happened between January first

    從1月1日到現在,發生了很多事情

  • and whatever this is.

    而不管這是什麼。

  • Yeah, the first two weeks of this month

    是啊,這個月的前兩個星期

  • has felt like a very long time.

    已經感覺很長時間了。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Not often that there's a crazed insurrection

    不是經常有瘋狂的起義的時候

  • in the capitol building,

    在國會大廈。

  • and that's just one of the things that's happened.

    而這只是其中的一件事,已經發生了。

  • I think dinosaurs came back to life

    我覺得恐龍復活了

  • and are roaming the earth.

    並在地球上游蕩。

  • That's right, that's right.

    沒錯,沒錯。

  • Meteors are having sex in the sky.

    流星在天空中做愛。

  • Just every kind of insane thing you can possibly imagine

    你能想象到的所有瘋狂的事情。

  • is happening right now, and um,

    正在發生的事情,現在,和嗯,

  • we're all just doing our best to get through it.

    我們都只是做我們的最好的 得到通過它。

  • Now believe it or not, it's been two weeks since

    不管你信不信,已經兩個星期了。

  • Twitter permanently suspended President Trump's account.

    Twitter永久暫停了特朗普總統的賬戶。

  • Yeah, they took his account away, they shut him down.

    是啊,他們把他的賬戶拿走了,他們把他關了。

  • I know.

    我知道,我知道

  • And it's been two weeks, and this is true,

    而且已經兩個星期了,這是真的。

  • Twitter says that since banning President Trump,

    推特表示,自從禁止總統特朗普。

  • misinformation about election fraud

    關於選舉舞弊的錯誤信息

  • is down 73% on its network.

    在其網絡上下降了73%。

  • I thought there'd be some difference, but 73%.

    我以為會有一些差別,但73%。

  • It's just a crazy coincidence.

    這只是一個瘋狂的巧合。

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • They're not related.

    他們沒有關係。

  • There's no correlation whatsoever.

    根本就沒有任何關聯性。

  • [Andy] No.

  • 73%, and that's made me wonder how have our lives changed

    73%,這讓我不禁感嘆,我們的生活發生了怎樣的變化?

  • since Trump has been banned from Twitter?

    自從特朗普被禁止使用推特後?

  • Well, I thought we'd take a quick look outside

    好吧,我想我們應該到外面去看一看

  • and see has the world changed

    看看世界是否已經改變

  • since our president has been banned from Twitter?

    自從我們的總統被禁止從Twitter?

  • Let's just look outside and see what's going on.

    我們還是看看外面的情況吧。

  • (dramatic music)

  • I like it. It's nice.

    我喜歡它。很好。

  • But once again, it's a coincidence.

    但這又是一個巧合。

  • That stuff, uh,

    那東西,呃。

  • no, it probably is because he stopped tweeting.

    不,可能是因為他不再發微博了。

  • Yeah, well I, for one, am happy

    是啊,我,一個人,很高興。

  • that icebergs are defying gravity and reforming.

    冰山不顧地心引力的影響而重新形成。

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • That's if they kept that part in.

    如果他們把這部分保留下來的話。

  • It's all editing. (laughs) Yoo-hoo.

    都是編輯。(笑)呦呵。

I'll tell you, this is our first show in the new year,

我告訴你,這是我們新年的第一場演出。

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