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  • Someone told me you're getting into farming.

    有人告訴我你要去種田了

  • Yes, I'm a farmer.

    是的,我是一個農民。

  • I have tomatoes, cherry tomatoes and heirlooms.

    我有西紅柿,櫻桃西紅柿和傳家寶。

  • And now my cherry tomatoes.

    現在我的櫻桃番茄。

  • They are giving me a pretty fruitful bounty.

    他們給我的賞賜相當豐碩。

  • I'm having lovely harvests.

    我有可愛的收穫。

  • Just a real treat.

    只是一個真正的享受。

  • My heirlooms.

    我的傳家寶。

  • On the other hand, I am not getting a fruitful bounty.

    另一方面,我並沒有得到豐厚的回報。

  • My harvest are very small and few in between.

    我的收穫很小,很少。

  • I also have a watermelon that I grew incorrectly.

    我還有一個西瓜,我種錯了。

  • Too much Rhine, Not enough meat.

    萊茵酒喝多了,肉就不夠了。

  • My cucumbers.

    我的黃瓜。

  • One was good.

    一個是好的。

  • One got all left up, messed up.

    有一個人被全部留下來了,亂七八糟的。

  • And then, uh, the other one died on Ben.

    然後,呃,另一個人死在了本。

  • My carrots.

    我的胡蘿蔔。

  • I don't know what I'm doing.

    我不知道我在做什麼。

  • They're not thriving.

    他們沒有興旺發達。

  • Um, what else do I have?

    嗯,我還有什麼?

  • Oh, I got peppers.

    哦,我有辣椒。

  • That just won't grow.

    這就是不會增長。

  • Okay, this is what I'm gonna say.

    好吧,這是我要說的。

  • Here's the effect of quarantine on you, Nicole.

    這是檢疫對你的影響,妮可。

  • Over the years, you and I have spoken many times, and you always talked at great length about your well raunchy sex life.

    這些年來,你我談過很多次,你總是長篇大論地談論你那好淫蕩的性生活。

  • Uh, sexual matters.

    呃,性問題。

  • You're very explicit about gentlemen that you've hooked up with, and you go into great detail and I get very embarrassed.

    你對你勾搭過的先生們說得很清楚,你說得很詳細,我很尷尬。

  • Now, after almost a year of quarantine, you're talking about tomatoes and carrots and how they're not thriving.

    現在,經過近一年的檢疫,你說的西紅柿和胡蘿蔔怎麼不旺盛。

  • Is this the?

    是這個嗎?

  • Is this the new Nicole buyer?

    這是新的妮可買家嗎?

  • No, no, no, no, no.

    不,不,不,不。

  • When life goes back to normal, which it will, I will hop back on the dicks and I will be writing them all day long.

    當生活恢復正常的時候,會的,我會跳回屌絲,我會整天寫他們。

  • I cannot wait.

    我已經等不及了

  • But for right now, as a lady who's scared of Corona and refuses to die for Medio in farming phallic things like my cucumbers, my parrots, I was told zucchinis or good growers so I might get some zucchinis, but it's getting It's getting to be a lot.

    但現在,作為一個害怕科羅娜的女士,拒絕為梅迪奧在養殖黃瓜、鸚鵡等法寶的事情上死心塌地,有人告訴我,小葫蘆或者是好的種植者,所以我可能會買到一些小葫蘆,但這已經是越來越多了。

  • But you think that because you're getting into this farming language that when you get into dating again, you're going to talk about your dating life.

    但你認為,因為你進入了這種農耕語言,所以當你再次進入約會時,你會談論你的約會生活。

  • But you're gonna be using farming terminology.

    但你要用農業術語。

  • You're gonna be saying like, Well, lately I've been dating a Penis is not thriving.

    你會說,嗯,最近我一直在約會一個陰莖不興旺。

  • They're not thriving.

    他們沒有興旺發達。

  • You're not developing.

    你沒有發展。

  • I don't know what the problem is.

    我不知道問題出在哪裡。

  • This Penis is not ready to harvest, uh, movie, but I don't think it's ready right now.

    這個老二還沒有準備好收穫,呃,電影,但我覺得現在還沒有準備好。

Someone told me you're getting into farming.

有人告訴我你要去種田了

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