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  • IT HAS BEEN SO COLD AND WET HERE IN SOUTHERN

    它是如此的寒冷和潮溼這裡在南部... ...

  • CALIFORNIA, THIS NOT THE DEAL I MADE WHEN I MOVED HERE.

    加利福尼亞州,這不是我搬到這裡時的交易。

  • IT SNOWED IN MALIBU OVER THE WEEKEND.

    上週末馬里布下了雪。

  • PEOPLE WERE LIKE FROZEN SOLID IN THEIR YOGA POSES.

    人們就像凍僵的固體在他們的瑜伽姿勢。

  • SNOW IN MALIBU.

    在馬里布的雪。

  • I LIKE IT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A MILEY CYRUS RECORD.

    我喜歡它,它聽起來像一個MILEY CYRUS記錄。

  • ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU, DID YOU SEE ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU EVEN WENT

    一個女人在馬里布,你看到了一個女人在馬里布甚至去了

  • SLEDDING.

    SLEDDING。

  • WHERE DO YOU-- WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET A SLED IN MALIBU?

    你在哪裡... 你在哪裡可以得到一個SLED在馬里布?

  • DO YOU BUY ONE AND THEN JUST HOLD ON TO IT AND USE IT ONCE

    你是否買了一個,然後就抱著它使用一次?

  • EVERY 20 YEARS.

    每20年一次。

  • LIKE YOU ARE LAUGHING NOW BUT YOU'LL SEE.

    就像你現在在笑,但你會看到。

  • DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES, OR JUST TALK ABOUT

    你是想看看一些標題,還是隻想談談。

  • THE SNOW, HEADLINES?

    雪,頭條新聞?

  • ABSOLUTE TRIUMPH.

    絕對的勝利。

  • >> BUT THEY FOG UP ALL THE TIME.

    >> 但它們總是起霧。

  • >> James: THEY FOG UP, ARE THEY REAL OR JUST FOR LIKE

    >> 詹姆斯。它們起霧了,是真的還是假的?

  • GUILLERMO.

    GUILLERMO:

  • >> PURELY FOR WORKS.

    >> 純粹是為了工作。

  • >> James: WELL, IT IS WORKING, I TELL THAT YOU.

    >> 詹姆斯。好了,它的工作,我告訴你。

  • >> THANK YOU.

    >> 謝謝你。

  • >> James: REG, IF YOU GOT SOMETHING UNDER YOUR EYE, NEW

    >> 詹姆斯。REG,如果你的眼睛下面有東西,新的。

  • GLASSES?

    眼鏡?

  • >> WHAT I HAVE GOT IS SOME NICE, THEY'RE NANO TECH EYE PATCHES

    >> 我得到的是一些好東西,它們是納米技術眼貼。

  • THAT ARE ABLE TO KIND OF BLEND WITH MY SKIN, SUPPOSED TO GIVE

    能夠與我的皮膚融為一體的東西,應該會給我帶來驚喜。

  • YOU A BOOST.

    你的升壓。

  • >> James: OKAY, GET IT IS THE IDEA NOT TO USE THEM AND THEN

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,得到它的想法是不使用它們,然後。

  • TAKE THEM OFF WHEN THE SHOW STARTS.

    演出開始後再脫掉。

  • >> OFTENTIMES BUT THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE NOT EVEN ON ANY MORE SO

    >> 有時,但他們覺得他們不在任何更多,所以

  • I WILL FORGET.

    我會忘記的。

  • (LAUGHTER) SOMETIMES.

    (笑)有時。

  • >> James: I DO THOSES EVERY NIGHT, I PUT SOME OF THOSE ON, I

    >> 詹姆斯。我每天晚上都做這些,我把其中的一些上,我。

  • DO ZEN AND I DO, HAVE YOU SEEN THE INFRARED MASKS, I DO THAT.

    禪宗和我,你有沒有看到資訊面具,我做的。

  • >> WHOA, THAT'S COOL.

    >> 哇,那是很酷。

  • >> James: YEAH, BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY 63.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,因為我實際上已經63歲了。

  • SO NO ONE KNOWS.

    所以沒有人知道。

  • 63.

    63.

  • BECAUSE I'M HOPING, I'M HOPEFUL THAT THIS IS THE YEAR I LOSE

    因為我希望,我希望今年是我失去的一年。

  • SOME WEIGHT.

    一些重量。

  • AND MY WORRY IS IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME, I WILL LOSE WEIGHT

    我擔心的是,它是要發生在我身上,我會失去重量

  • AND SUDDENLY I WILL LOOK 46.

    漸漸地,我就會發現46。

  • YOU KNOW, I CAN GET AWAY, NO ONE KNOWS, I COULD BE 36, YOU DON'T

    你知道,我可以離開,沒有人知道,我可能是36歲,你不知道。

  • KNOW.

    知道。

  • >> BABYFACE.

    >> BABYFACE。

  • >> James: EXACTLY BUT WHEN THE FAT GOES, I'M LIKE--'S AGE.

    >> 詹姆斯。但是,當脂肪去,我喜歡 - 的年齡。

  • HE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT BUT UNHERE HE'S LIKE MITCH

    他失去了所有的重量,但在那裡,他就像米奇。

  • McCONNELL.

    麥康奈爾:

  • DID YOU SEE THIS, THE COMPANY THAT MAKES DOMINION VOTING

    你看到了嗎,這家公司製造了統治投票。

  • MACHINES IS SUING RUDY GIULIANI OVER ALL OF THE FALSE ELECTION

    機械公司就所有的假選舉起訴魯迪-吉利安尼。

  • CLAIMS THAT HE MADE.

    他提出的要求:

  • AND THEY'RE ASKING FOR $1.3 BILLION.

    他們要價13億美金。

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

    而且看起來不怎麼好。

  • THE LAWYER DEFENDING RUDY GIULIANI IS RUDY GIULIANI.

    為魯迪-朱利亞尼辯護的律師是魯迪-朱利亞尼。

  • RUDY'S LIES ON BEHALF OF DONALD TRUMP COULD COST HIM MORE THAN A

    魯迪對唐納德-特朗普的謊言可能會讓他損失慘重。

  • BILLION DOLLARS.

    十億美金。

  • BUT HEY, AT LEAST HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE HIG DIGNITY.

    但是,至少他永遠有高難度。

  • 1.3-- YOU KNOW WHAT RUDY GIULIANI COULD HAVE BOUGHT WITH

    1.3 -- 你知道魯迪-朱利亞尼可以用什麼買到嗎?

  • 1.3 BILLION DOLLARS?

    13億美金?

  • >> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS!

    >> 哇,所有的網絡!

  • >> James: PROBABLY TIME TO GET RID OF THAT BUTTON NOW, ISN'T

    >> 詹姆斯。也許是時候擺脫那個按鈕了,不是嗎?

  • IT, I IMAGINE.

    它,我想象。

  • IT WAS AN OBSCURE REFERENCE EVEN BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

    它是一個模糊的參考 甚至在聖誕節前。

  • I THINK WE NEED TO UPDATE, WHAT SHOULD WE REPLACE THAT BUTTON

    我想我們需要更新,我們應該用什麼來代替那個按鈕呢?

  • WITH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

    與,我們該怎麼做?

  • WHAT SHOULD WE PUT IN THERE.

    我們應該把什麼放在那裡。

  • WE HAVE LARGE, WHICH IS THIS.

    我們有大的,這是這個。

  • (APPLAUSE) I THINK THAT IS A KEEPER, WE

    我想這是個好機會,我們...

  • KEEP THAT THROUGHOUT.

    把它貫穿始終。

  • THEN WE'VE GOT THIS.

    然後我們就有了這個。

  • OOOOHHH.

    OOOOHHH。

  • THAT IS ONE OF OUR MANY POLITICAL TAKEOUTS.

    這是我們眾多的政治舉措之一。

  • REVERBERATE ACROSS D.C..

    逆轉整個華盛頓特區。

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

    你知道我的意思。

  • AND WE DO.

    我們也是。

  • WHEN WE LAY OUT A ZINGER YOU CAN FEEL IT.

    當我們提出了一個刺耳的聲音,你可以感覺到它。

  • AND THEN IT'S TWO IN THE MIDDLE.

    然後是兩個人在中間。

  • BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE NETWORKS AND WE'VE ALSO STILL GO.

    因為我們有所有的網絡,我們也還會去。

  • >> DA VINCI?

    >> DA VINCI?

  • WHICH AGAIN, YOU CAN KEEP T I THINK IT'S DEAD NOW, I THINK

    我想它現在已經死了,我想...

  • IT'S TOASES.

    這是吐司。

  • I THINK IT'S TOAST.

    我認為這是烤麵包。

  • >> DA VINCI OR ALL THE NETWORKS.

    >> 達文西或所有的網絡。

  • >> James: BOTH, I THINK WE ARE LOOKING AT TWO REPLACEMENTS.

    >> 詹姆斯。我想我們要找兩個替補。

  • >> WHAT ABOUT KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE.

    >> 金伯利-吉魯福爾怎麼了?

  • >> James: NOW THEY HAVE DONE, THEY ARE TOAST, THEY ARE PEOPLE,

    >> James:現在,他們已經做了,他們已經完蛋了,他們是人。

  • LET'S MOVE ON.

    讓我們繼續前進。

  • >> I HEAR YOU.

    >> 我聽到了。

  • >> James: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT.

    >> 詹姆斯。你還得到了什麼。

  • (HORSE NEYING).

    (HORSE NEYING).

  • >> THAT'S USEFUL.

    >> 那是有用的。

  • >> James: WHY HAVE YOU GOT THIS?

    >> 詹姆斯。你為什麼得到這個?

  • WHY DO YOU-- -- WHY HAVE YOU GOT THOSE SOUNDS?

    你為什麼... ... -- 你為什麼會有這些聲音?

  • YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DRUMMER.

    你是一個專業的鼓手。

  • WITHIN I JUST HAVE A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE.

    在我內心深處,我只是有一些技巧在我的袖子上。

  • >> James: SURE, I LIKE THAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。當然,我喜歡這樣。

  • YOU KEEP YOUR TRICKS AND DON'T COME CLOSE TO MY TRICKS.

    你留著你的把柄,別靠近我的把柄。

  • WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

    我們會想出辦法的

  • STEVE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

    史蒂夫,你怎麼看?

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, GO TO BED, GO TO BED.

    >> 詹姆斯:你知道嗎,去睡覺,去睡覺。

  • HONESTLY, YOU WON'T FIND ANY OTHER-- DO YOURSELF A FAVOR,

    老實說,你不會找到其他的 -- 幫你自己一個忙。

  • RIGHT.

    右邊。

  • PLEASE, IT'S THE GREATEST GIFT YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF.

    拜託,這是你能給自己的最好的禮物。

  • UNLESS YOU JUST [BLEEP] LOVE HOLDING SO MUCH, GIVE YOURSELF A

    除非你只是[嗶]愛持有這麼多,給自己一個。

  • BREAK, TRY AND GET A SOLID SEVEN OR EIGHT HOURS, YOU KNOW, THAT'S

    休息一下,嘗試一下,得到一個堅實的7到8小時,你知道,那是。

  • THE LEVEL.

    該級別:

  • JUST LET YOURSELF, JUST THINK TAKE A MEL TONEI-- MELATONIN, DO

    讓你自己去想,想一想,拿一個MEL TONEI--MELATONIN,做。

  • WHATEVER YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.

    無論你要做什麼。

  • THIS IS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME.

    這是在浪費你的時間。

  • (LAUGHTER) OKAY.

    (笑)好的。

  • NOW THIS EVENING HOUSE MANAGERS CARRIED THE ARTICLES OF

    現在,今晚的房屋管理員通過了下列文件

  • IMPEACHMENT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP OVER TO THE SENATE FOR TRIAL.

    對唐納德-特朗普的彈劾移交給參議院進行審判。

  • HERE THEY ARE HERE.

    在這裡,他們在這裡。

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • WHO KNEW THAT A PHOTO OF SOMETHING SO EXCITING COULD BE

    誰知道這麼激動人心的事情的照片會是

  • SO BORING?

    這麼無聊?

  • I KNOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A HUGE DEAL AND THERE IS A LOT OF

    我知道這顯然是一個很大的交易,有很多的。

  • TRADITION AND CEREMONY BUT I SAW THE PHOTO AND I HON-- HONESTLY

    傳統和儀式,但我看到了照片,我HON -- HONESTLY。

  • CAN'T THEY JUST X OVER A-- CONVICTION IN THE SENATE IS

    難道他們就不能在參議院的定罪上做文章嗎?

  • STARTING TO LOOK UNLIKE, MORE AND MORE REPUBLICAN SENATORS

    開始看起來不像,越來越多的共和黨參議員。

  • SEEM TO BE RALLYING AROUND THE DEFENSE THAT CONVICTION IS

    似乎正在聚集在一起的防守,CONVICTION是。

  • UNDUB-- UNNECESSARY BECAUSE TRUMP IS ALREADY OUT OF OFFICE.

    不需要,因為特朗普已經下臺了。

  • I MEAN SURE, HIS SUPPORTERS WERE LOOKING FOR SOME OF YOU WITH

    我的意思是,他的支持者在找你們中的一些人。

  • TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS BUT COME ON, THAT WAS LIKE THREE WEEKS

    火炬和PITCHFORKS,但來吧,這就像三個星期。

  • AGO.

    AGO:

  • REPUBLICANS SAY THE REASON WHY THERE HAVE BEEN NINE NIGHTMARE

    共和黨人說,為什麼會有九個夜晚?

  • O ELM STREET MOVIES.

    O ELM STREET電影。

  • SO HE IS GONE NOW, THAT WAS AGES AGO, LET'S GET BACK TO THE

    所以他現在走了,那是幾年前的事了,讓我們回去吧。

  • SLUMBER PARTY, SHALL WE?

    卑鄙小人派對,我們可以嗎?

  • (LAUGHTER) I LOVE THEM GOING NO, NO, HE'S

    我喜歡他們去不,不,他是。

  • NOT IN OFFICE ANY MORE, SO WE DON'T NEED TO CON VUCT HIM.

    不在辦公室了,所以我們不需要給他做手術。

  • LIKE SOMEONE BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE, WE SHOULD FIND THE PERSON

    就像有人燒燬了你的房子,我們應該找到那個人。

  • WHO DID THIS, THE HOUSE IS GONE NEW, LET IT GO.

    是誰幹的,房子已經煥然一新了,讓它去吧。

  • LET'S FOCUS, LET'S FOCUS ON BUILDING A NEW HOUSE.

    讓我們集中精力,讓我們集中精力建造一棟新的房子。

  • OF COURSE YOU OUR U.K. VIEWER NOSE TONIGHT IS BURNS NIGHT, THE

    當然,你我們的英國觀眾鼻子今晚是燒傷的夜晚。

  • SCOTTISH SELL BRITISH OF ROBERT BURNS POET, IN HONOR THIS IS

    蘇格蘭銷售英國的羅伯特-伯恩斯詩人,為了紀念這一點。

  • TRUE A PACKET OF HAGGIS WAS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE.

    一包海吉士被髮射到太空中。

  • DON'T BELIEVE ME, HAVE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

    不要相信我,看看你自己。

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW THE THINKING HERE.

    我不確定我是否聽懂了這裡的想法。

  • HOW SHOULD WE CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF A BELOVED 18th CENTURY

    我們該如何慶祝一位18世紀的摯愛之人的一生?

  • POET.

    詩人:

  • SPACE HAGGIS?

    空間海吉士?

  • TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.

    把話語權從我嘴裡說出來。

  • LET'S DO IT.

    讓我們做吧。

  • IMAGINE BEING IN A SCOTTISH MISSION CONTROL, OKAY, WE'RE

    想象一下,在蘇格蘭的任務指揮部裡,好的,我們是。

  • READY TO LAUNCH.

    準備啟動。

  • RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

    好了,我們走吧。

  • TEN, NINE, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, YOU FAT BASTAR.

    十,九,不要這樣看著我,你這個胖子混蛋。

  • >> EIGHT, SEVEN.

    >> 八,七。

  • >> I WILL FINISH THIS WITH FIST, IL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW SIX, FIVE,

    >> 我要用拳頭來結束這一切,我現在就告訴你,六,五。

  • [BLEEP] LET'S GO.

    [BLEEP] 讓我們去。

  • (LAUGHTER) DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, A TRUCK

    (笑)大家都看到了嗎,一輛卡車。

  • IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, CARRYING MILLIONS OF HONEYBEES FLIPPED

    在德克薩斯州的聖安東尼奧,載著數百萬只蜜蜂飛來飛去。

  • OVER ON THE INTERSTATE CAUSING LENGTHY DELAYS.

    在高速公路上造成長時間的延誤。

  • THE HUGE STORY AROUND SAN ANTONIO.

    聖安東尼奧周圍的大故事。

  • THE WHOLE TOWN WAS BUZZING.

    整個城市都在喧囂。

  • YOU GLAD YOU STAYED UP NOW, AREN'T YOU.

    你很高興你現在還沒走,是嗎?

  • (LAUGHTER) HOW DID YOU GET A MILLION BEES

    你是怎麼得到一百萬只蜜蜂的?

  • IN A TRUCK.

    在一輛卡車上。

  • NOT A QUICK QUESTION, THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION.

    不是一個快速的問題,這是一個真正的問題。

  • >> Reggie: YOU JUST HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING THAT IS

    >> 雷吉:你只需要提供一些東西,是。

  • INTERESTING FOR THEM TO GO ON A TRIP.

    有興趣讓他們去旅行。

  • >> James: OH, YOU-- REALLY.

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,你 - 真的。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: I COULD SEE YOU AS A BEEKEEPER.

    >> 詹姆斯。我可以看到你作為一個養蜂人。

  • >> I LIKE THE FASHION, YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THE FASHION, I DON'T

    >> 我喜歡時尚,是的,我也喜歡時尚,我不喜歡。

  • KNOW-- YEAH, I LIKE THE FASHION.

    知道 - 是的,我喜歡的時尚。

  • I HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A BEE.

    我從來沒有被蜜蜂嚇到過。

  • >> James: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A BEE.

    >> 詹姆斯。你從來沒有被一隻蜜蜂嚇到過。

  • >> KNOCK ON WOOD.

    >> 敲木頭。

  • >> James: ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO IT ON THE SHOW BECAUSE WE

    >> 詹姆斯。你準備在節目中做,因為我們...

  • DON'T HAVE AN ACT 2 ON WEDNESDAY.

    週二沒有第二幕。

  • >> Reggie: LET MAY THINK ABOUT THAT.

    >> 讓我們考慮一下。

  • >> James: BRING IN THE BEES.

    >> 詹姆斯。把蜜蜂帶進來。

  • IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT IF I AM EVER DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD

    我從來沒有想過,如果我開車沿路行駛時

  • THAT I MIGHT BE DRIVING NEXT TO A TRUCK FULL OF BEES.

    我可能會開車旁邊 一輛滿載蜜蜂的卡車。

  • >> Reggie: CRAZY.

    >> 瘋了。

  • >> James: IT MAKES THE WORLD A TEENY BIT MORE MAGICAL, DOESN'T

    >> 詹姆斯。這讓世界多了幾分神奇,不是嗎?

  • IT?

    IT?

  • I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRIVING THINKING OH LOOK, A TRUCK.

    我從來沒有在開車的時候想,哦,看,一輛卡車。

  • YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU DRIVING OH, TRUCK, WHEN CAN I GET PAST T

    你知道你什麼時候開車,哦,卡車,我什麼時候能過去?

  • NOW I WILL LOOK AT THAT, A MILLION BEES IN.

    現在我要看看,一百萬只蜜蜂在。

  • THERE HERE'S A CRAZY STORY OUT OF OKLAHOMA.

    這裡有一個瘋狂的故事 從俄克拉荷馬州。

  • A STATE REPRESENTATIVE HAS INTRODUCED A BILL THAT WOULD

    一位州議員提出了一項法案,該法案將:

  • ESTABLISH A HUNTING SEASON, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, A HUNTING

    建立一個狩獵季節,我不是在瞎編,狩獵

  • SEASON FOR BIG FOOT.

    大腳的季節。

  • IF IT PASSED AN OFFICIAL BIG FOOT HUNTING SEASON WOULD BE

    如果它通過了官方的大腳獵季,將是:

  • CREATED COMPLETE WITH HUNTING FEES AND LICENSES, DO WE NEED A

    創建完整的狩獵費和許可證,我們是否需要一個。

  • LICENSE FOR THIS?

    許可證的這個?

  • IF SOMEONE CAPTURES BIG FOOT F THEY DO T IF THEY CAPTURE BIG

    如果有人抓到大腳F,他們就會做大腳F。

  • FOOT ARE WE GOING TO BE LIKE WHAT, YOU DIDN'T, OH MY GOD,

    腳是我們要像什麼, 你沒有,哦,我的上帝。

  • THIS IS AMAZING.

    這是一個驚人的。

  • WOW, YOU JUST, OH, DON'T WANT TO BE A STICK LETTER, DO YOU HAVE A

    哇,你只是,哦,不想成為一個棒的字母,你有一個。

  • LICENSE.

    許可證:

  • THE OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE WILL NOW VOTE ON THE MEASURE, SO FAR

    俄克拉荷馬州議會現在將對該措施進行投票,目前為止。

  • ONLY ONE STATE REPRESENTATIVE IS ON RECORD AS VOTING NO.

    只有一名州代表記錄在案,投了反對票。

  • STILL IT IS BETTER THAN MITCH McCONNELL.

    還是比MITCH McCONNELL好。

IT HAS BEEN SO COLD AND WET HERE IN SOUTHERN

它是如此的寒冷和潮溼這裡在南部... ...

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魯迪-朱利安尼面臨13億美元的問題。 (Rudy Giuliani Is Facing a $1.3 Billion Problem)

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