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  • I have to say you love to come on and you're always shocking me.

    我不得不說你喜歡上場,你總是讓我震驚。

  • You're always saying something that shocks me.

    你總是說一些讓我震驚的話。

  • But I do admire how forward and honest you are.

    但我很佩服你的前衛和誠實。

  • You believe that women should be forward and honest.

    你認為女人應該勇往直前,坦誠相待。

  • Uh, you know, when they're interested in a guy, they should just say what they're thinking, isn't it?

    呃,你知道,當他們對一個人感興趣的時候,他們應該說他們在想什麼,不是嗎?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Because men have been so forward and honest for such a long time.

    因為男人在這麼長的時間裡,一直都是那麼的勇往直前,坦坦蕩蕩。

  • Bosses would tell their secretaries like, where are shorter skirt?

    老闆會跟祕書說,哪裡有短裙?

  • How come I can't walk around you like, wear sweatpants all the time so I could see your dick print when when men were sweat pants.

    我怎麼就不能像你一樣走來走去,一直穿運動褲,這樣我就能看到你的雞巴印,當男人是運動褲的時候。

  • Dick print is what it's called.

    屌絲印就是這麼叫的。

  • When men wear swept hands, they show you what they're carrying around.

    當男人戴著掃把的時候,他們會讓你看到他們隨身攜帶的東西。

  • And it's a really treat.

    而且這真的是一種享受。

  • Conan, you gotta go to like a basketball game on a Saturday.

    柯南,你得在星期六去看籃球賽。

  • And after that, why do I have to see it?

    而後,我為什麼要看呢?

  • Why do you think I want to see it?

    你以為我為什麼想看?

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • Dicks or treats.

    屌絲還是點心。

  • I'm in S e.

    我在東南。

  • I didn't realize it was called a dick print.

    我不知道這叫雞巴印。

  • A dick print, a nice dick print.

    一個雞巴印,一個漂亮的雞巴印。

  • You're like Oh, okay.

    你會想,哦,好吧。

  • Okay, so So that's what you like.

    好吧,所以這就是你喜歡的。

  • You like guys and sweatpants.

    你喜歡男人和運動褲

  • It's one of my favorite things.

    這是我最喜歡的事情之一。

  • Oh, my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • And Instagram is full of it.

    而Instagram上也是滿滿的。

  • My explorer pages just sweatpants on men.

    我的explorer頁面只是男人的運動褲。

  • Instagram has a great algorithm, and it serves me what I want s You could probably get the point where you couldn't identify a guy just by looking at the baths.

    Instagram的算法很好,它為我服務的是我想要的東西s你可能會得到這樣一個點,你不能只看洗澡就能識別一個人。

  • All right, look first, Then I look for a ring.

    好吧,先找找看,然後我再找戒指。

  • All right?

    好嗎?

I have to say you love to come on and you're always shocking me.

我不得不說你喜歡上場,你總是讓我震驚。

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妮可-拜爾認為 "陰莖是治療"-CONAN在TBS上。 (Nicole Byer Thinks "Dicks Are Treats" - CONAN on TBS)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 26 日
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