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- Hey, I'm Issa Rae and I play Mae in the upcoming film, "The Photograph".
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You're about to watch 100 people tell us about their best and worst Valentine's Day.
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- [Off-Camera] Valentine's Day is coming up.
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- Oh it is.
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- Yeah.
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- Yes it is.
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- Oh yeah, it's February.
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- [Off-Camera] What are you gonna do?
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- Probably nothing.
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- We'll probably get some drinks.
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- A dinner, maybe a walk.
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- We celebrate each other's love.
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- [Off-Camera] Tell me about your best Valentine's Day.
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- What my Valentine's Day has been?
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- Let's see...
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- Oh gosh.
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- I got surprised with a trip to Vegas.
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- Weekend to New York.
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- Puerto Rico.
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- [Off-Camera] Woo!
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- He made a little scavenger hunt thing--
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- Surprised me with roses.
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- She covered my entire car in rose petals.
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- He was very romantic.
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- I just like being treated--
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- I do like chocolate.
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- Chocolate. - Chocolate.
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- Chocolate. - Chocolate.
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- Or Candy.
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- Anything that has to do with food going in my mouth.
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- [Off-Camera] Tell me your best Valentine's Day story.
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- We went to dinner--
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- Ordered a whole bottle of wine--
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- Got drunk, you know--
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- Flowers leading from the front door all the way to the bedroom.
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- He popped out of the bedroom closet dressed up as one of my favorite anime characters.
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- [Off-Camera] Did he stay in the costume for sex?
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- Yes, yes he did.
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- [Off-Camera] Is sex better on Valentine's Day?
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(laughs)
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- I don't know.
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- It was good.
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- [Off-Camera] It was good?
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- It was good.
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- [Off-Camera] What's the best gift you've received on Valentine's Day?
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- He gave me a ruby heart.
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- A ruby ring.
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- Cologne and a card.
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- A ticket, say for example, free massage.
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- He brought me a rose and a teddy bear.
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- A teddy-- - Teddy--
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- Teddy bear.
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- Big stuffed animal.
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- I had to carry this bear around that was part of the deal.
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I was like, "Um, no."
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(laughs)
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- [Off-Camera] Now what's your worst Valentine's Day story?
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(hisses)
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- Oh boy.
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(laughs)
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(groans)
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- Worst Valentine's--
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- Worst Valentine's day--
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- Ooh, guy that I had a crush on came up to me and handed me a card and asked me to give it to my best friend.
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- [Off-Camera] Oof.
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- I had a singing-gram supposed to happen with the flower and the guy showed up and he was drunk and it was terrible--
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- He brought me chocolates and he said, "Oh, my mom bought this for you."
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He definitely was looking at other women.
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I was so pissed off, I couldn't talk the rest of the night.
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- We ended up getting in a fight and it just turned into an epic battle royale on Valentine's Day.
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So that was not fun.
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- My ex-girlfriend I had broke up with me on Valentine's Day.
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- [Off-Camera] Oof.
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- Well, I broke up with my sweet little fourth grade boyfriend on Valentine's Day.
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Even though it turns out that he had mowed a shit on of lawns so that he could buy me stuff that I wouldn't wear.
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- [Off-Camera] Do you have a worst Valentine's Day?
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- You know what?
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Last Valentine's Day, we didn't do anything.
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- I had expectation of grand insane things happening and--
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- My ex-husband just wanted to take me to a food court.
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- I think I cried.
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- I was like, "We're ordering Chinese food "and watching a movie, surprise!"
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- She spent the whole day telling me about how the date wasn't up to her standards--
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- Three days later, she broke up with me.
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- [Off-Camera] Do you have a Valentine's Day horror story?
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- Horror stories from Valentine's Day?
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- [Off-Camera] Yeah.
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- It was a really bad snowstorm--
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- The car got stuck and then she had to go to the bathroom really bad--
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- We went to a restaurant.
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His ex-girlfriend followed him there.
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And she's like, "This is my restaurant."
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- I had gotten into almost half of my meal and I pulled out of my mouth the longest black hair of my life.
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And it was just like this long.
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And I was just like (gags)
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- And it instantly made me vomit.
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- He thought he had appendicitis and we were at the hospital for four hours.
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But he really was just constipated.
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Yeah.
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(laughs)
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- [Off-Camera] How do you feel about Valentine's Day?
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- Oh, don't get me started on that.
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- It's overrated.
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- Kind of overrated.
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- I don't really care.
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I can show someone I love them every day.
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- I miss the old days of elementary school.
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- And then everybody would get Valentine's cards.
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- There was this guy that I had a crush on that I paid strict attention to what card he had given me--
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- I think that was the best it got.
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Was like a hand-written card.
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- I love Valentine's Day.
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It's like Christmas but for couples.
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- Yeah, it's just a time to be reminded that some things are special.
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- Just the whole idea of love and caring--
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- [Off-Camera] What's your ideal Valentine's Day?
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- My ideal Valentine's Day.
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- You know having fun with someone.
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- Flowers are always good.
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- I want fondue, I've never tried fondue.
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- I just like feeling loved--
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- As long as we spend intentional time together--
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- I like intimacy.
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- [Off-Camera] You with anybody right now?
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- No.
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- This Valentine's Day I think I'm celebrating with my friends.
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- Galentine's Day!
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- And we're just like, "You know what, "let's just do something for us."
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- Getting stuff for my friends.
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- Just spend it with the homies.
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Less pressure.
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And treat ourselves.
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Treat each other.
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- [Off-Camera] And what are you doing this Valentine's Day?
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You got big plans?
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- No.
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And I totally forgot that it's coming up.
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- No plans yet.
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- I need to make big plans because I got nothing.
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- [Off-Camera] You could go see "The Photograph" Issa Rae.
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- Yes, oh my God, isn't LaKeith Stanfield in that?
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- [Off-Camera] Yeah.
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- I'm gonna cry the entire time.
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- I love Issa Rae so much!
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- I will go see her.
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'Cause I love her and I will support her.
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- This Valentine's Day I'm gonna go see "The Photograph".
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What are you about to do on Valentine's Day?
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Oh, go see "The Photograph"?
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Great, same page.
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- I'm wondering if it's not too early tonight to kiss you.
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♪ Ooh I wish there was a right way, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm caught between your love ♪
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- It wasn't too early.
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♪ And a hard place ♪
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- [Announcer] Rated PG-13.