字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Hey, I'm Issa Rae and I play Mae in the upcoming film, "The Photograph". You're about to watch 100 people tell us about their best and worst Valentine's Day. - [Off-Camera] Valentine's Day is coming up. - Oh it is. - Yeah. - Yes it is. - Oh yeah, it's February. - [Off-Camera] What are you gonna do? - Probably nothing. - We'll probably get some drinks. - A dinner, maybe a walk. - We celebrate each other's love. - [Off-Camera] Tell me about your best Valentine's Day. - What my Valentine's Day has been? - Let's see... - Oh gosh. - I got surprised with a trip to Vegas. - Weekend to New York. - Puerto Rico. - [Off-Camera] Woo! - He made a little scavenger hunt thing-- - Surprised me with roses. - She covered my entire car in rose petals. - He was very romantic. - I just like being treated-- - I do like chocolate. - Chocolate. - Chocolate. - Chocolate. - Chocolate. - Or Candy. - Anything that has to do with food going in my mouth. - [Off-Camera] Tell me your best Valentine's Day story. - We went to dinner-- - Ordered a whole bottle of wine-- - Got drunk, you know-- - Flowers leading from the front door all the way to the bedroom. - He popped out of the bedroom closet dressed up as one of my favorite anime characters. - [Off-Camera] Did he stay in the costume for sex? - Yes, yes he did. - [Off-Camera] Is sex better on Valentine's Day? (laughs) - I don't know. - It was good. - [Off-Camera] It was good? - It was good. - [Off-Camera] What's the best gift you've received on Valentine's Day? - He gave me a ruby heart. - A ruby ring. - Cologne and a card. - A ticket, say for example, free massage. - He brought me a rose and a teddy bear. - A teddy-- - Teddy-- - Teddy bear. - Big stuffed animal. - I had to carry this bear around that was part of the deal. I was like, "Um, no." (laughs) - [Off-Camera] Now what's your worst Valentine's Day story? (hisses) - Oh boy. (laughs) (groans) - Worst Valentine's-- - Worst Valentine's day-- - Ooh, guy that I had a crush on came up to me and handed me a card and asked me to give it to my best friend. - [Off-Camera] Oof. - I had a singing-gram supposed to happen with the flower and the guy showed up and he was drunk and it was terrible-- - He brought me chocolates and he said, "Oh, my mom bought this for you." He definitely was looking at other women. I was so pissed off, I couldn't talk the rest of the night. - We ended up getting in a fight and it just turned into an epic battle royale on Valentine's Day. So that was not fun. - My ex-girlfriend I had broke up with me on Valentine's Day. - [Off-Camera] Oof. - Well, I broke up with my sweet little fourth grade boyfriend on Valentine's Day. Even though it turns out that he had mowed a shit on of lawns so that he could buy me stuff that I wouldn't wear. - [Off-Camera] Do you have a worst Valentine's Day? - You know what? Last Valentine's Day, we didn't do anything. - I had expectation of grand insane things happening and-- - My ex-husband just wanted to take me to a food court. - I think I cried. - I was like, "We're ordering Chinese food "and watching a movie, surprise!" - She spent the whole day telling me about how the date wasn't up to her standards-- - Three days later, she broke up with me. - [Off-Camera] Do you have a Valentine's Day horror story? - Horror stories from Valentine's Day? - [Off-Camera] Yeah. - It was a really bad snowstorm-- - The car got stuck and then she had to go to the bathroom really bad-- - We went to a restaurant. His ex-girlfriend followed him there. And she's like, "This is my restaurant." - I had gotten into almost half of my meal and I pulled out of my mouth the longest black hair of my life. And it was just like this long. And I was just like (gags) - And it instantly made me vomit. - He thought he had appendicitis and we were at the hospital for four hours. But he really was just constipated. Yeah. (laughs) - [Off-Camera] How do you feel about Valentine's Day? - Oh, don't get me started on that. - It's overrated. - Kind of overrated. - I don't really care. I can show someone I love them every day. - I miss the old days of elementary school. - And then everybody would get Valentine's cards. - There was this guy that I had a crush on that I paid strict attention to what card he had given me-- - I think that was the best it got. Was like a hand-written card. - I love Valentine's Day. It's like Christmas but for couples. - Yeah, it's just a time to be reminded that some things are special. - Just the whole idea of love and caring-- - [Off-Camera] What's your ideal Valentine's Day? - My ideal Valentine's Day. - You know having fun with someone. - Flowers are always good. - I want fondue, I've never tried fondue. - I just like feeling loved-- - As long as we spend intentional time together-- - I like intimacy. - [Off-Camera] You with anybody right now? - No. - This Valentine's Day I think I'm celebrating with my friends. - Galentine's Day! - And we're just like, "You know what, "let's just do something for us." - Getting stuff for my friends. - Just spend it with the homies. Less pressure. And treat ourselves. Treat each other. - [Off-Camera] And what are you doing this Valentine's Day? You got big plans? - No. And I totally forgot that it's coming up. - No plans yet. - I need to make big plans because I got nothing. - [Off-Camera] You could go see "The Photograph" Issa Rae. - Yes, oh my God, isn't LaKeith Stanfield in that? - [Off-Camera] Yeah. - I'm gonna cry the entire time. - I love Issa Rae so much! - I will go see her. 'Cause I love her and I will support her. - This Valentine's Day I'm gonna go see "The Photograph". What are you about to do on Valentine's Day? Oh, go see "The Photograph"? Great, same page. - I'm wondering if it's not too early tonight to kiss you. ♪ Ooh I wish there was a right way, yeah ♪ ♪ I'm caught between your love ♪ - It wasn't too early. ♪ And a hard place ♪ - [Announcer] Rated PG-13.