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  • all right, We're going to stop screwing around cause clearly have just been silly so far in this show.

    好吧,我們要停止 擰來擰去的原因顯然已經 只是傻了這麼遠在這個節目。

  • That's not what this show is all about.

    這不是這個節目的全部內容。

  • We're gonna get serious now.

    我們現在要認真了

  • We're gonna behave ourselves.

    我們要表現自己。

  • Because, folks, I think it's time once again that we look into the future way.

    因為,夥計們,我想又到了我們展望未來的時候了。

  • The future Conan That's right, Larry King.

    未來的柯南 沒錯,拉里-金。

  • Let's all look to the future all the way to the year 2000 in the Mike Tyson will prove he is still the world's greatest boxer When he takes a job assembling cardboard boxes, parents will stop telling their kids about the birds and the bees when the birds and the bees released a Siris of bondage porno film Oh, Theo Beach boys will finally change their names to the beach men, but only because Michael Jackson keeps asking to meet them.

    讓我們一起展望未來吧,一直到2000年的邁克-泰森將證明他仍然是世界上最偉大的拳擊手,當他接受一份組裝紙箱的工作時,父母將停止向孩子們講述鳥和蜜蜂的故事,當鳥和蜜蜂發佈了一部Siris的捆綁色情電影時,哦,西奧海灘的男孩們終於會把他們的名字改為海灘男人,但只是因為邁克爾-傑克遜一直要求與他們見面。

  • Oh, Paris Hilton's marriage will come to an unfortunate end after she decides that she wants to see 600 other people.

    哦,帕麗斯-希爾頓的婚姻將會不幸結束,因為她決定要見600個其他人。

  • Sales of Dr Pepper will plummet after it's revealed that Dr Pepper went to medical school in Guatemala, and he specializes in back alley boob jobs.

    辣椒博士的銷量將大幅下降,因為它被發現辣椒博士在瓜地馬拉上過醫學院,而且他專門從事後巷的胸部工作。

  • Oh, hunters in Alaska will shoot and kill a black bear and then discovered to their horror that it was actually a skinny dipping.

    哦,阿拉斯加的獵人會射殺一頭黑熊,然後驚恐地發現,那其實是一頭皮皮蝦。

  • Tony Shaloub Scientists will discover that Galapagos turtles live for a long time, not because of their slow metabolism, but because they just want to be a burden on their Children.

    託尼-沙盧布 科學家們會發現,加拉帕戈斯海龜之所以能長壽,並不是因為它們的新陳代謝慢,而是因為它們只想成為子女的負擔。

  • Not having a joke to tell of his own.

    沒有自己的笑話可講。

  • Larry King will take a phone call.

    拉里-金會接一個電話。

  • Wichita Falls, you're on the air.

    威奇塔瀑布鎮,你在直播中。

  • Hello, Larry, Long time listener.

    你好,拉里,長期聽眾。

  • First time caller.

    第一次打電話來。

  • Great.

    厲害

  • What's your prediction?

    你的預測是什麼?

  • Angelina Jolie will break up yet another happy marriage when she gets between Star Jones and her waffles.

    安吉麗娜-朱莉將在星-瓊斯和她的華夫餅之間打破又一次幸福的婚姻。

  • Larry King will lose his endorsement deal with Welch's grape juice when it's revealed King hasn't had juice in his grapes for over 20 years.

    拉里-金將失去與韋爾奇葡萄汁的代言合約,因為據悉,金已經有20多年沒有在葡萄中加入果汁了。

  • I, Larry King will call Conan O'Brien and asked him to appear on my show as Man of the Year.

    我,拉里-金會打電話給柯南-奧布萊恩,請他作為年度人物出現在我的節目中。

  • O Brien will arrive at the designated time on Lee to find an empty studio.

    奧布賴恩會在指定時間到達李氏,發現一個空的工作室。

  • I will be sitting at home laughing, my asshole Larry King.

    我會坐在家裡笑,我的混蛋拉里-金。

  • Ladies and gentlemen, you nailed it.

    女士們,先生們,你們做到了。

  • That's great.

    那太好了

all right, We're going to stop screwing around cause clearly have just been silly so far in this show.

好吧,我們要停止 擰來擰去的原因顯然已經 只是傻了這麼遠在這個節目。

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