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  • -Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."

    -歡迎,歡迎,歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。

  • Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching.

    謝謝你在這裡。謝謝你的觀看。

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • Well, guys, it is Friday, and it's pretty much

    好了,夥計們,今天是星期五,它是相當多的。

  • felt like that since noon on Wednesday.

    從週三中午開始就有這種感覺。

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • Yeah, today, my Apple Watch was like,

    是啊,今天,我的蘋果手錶就像。

  • "Your heart rate hasn't hit 200 lately.

    "你的心率最近沒有達到200。

  • Are you okay?"

    你還好嗎?"

  • What a difference a few days can make, though.

    不過,幾天的時間會有什麼不同呢?

  • Check out what the breaking news was on CNN this morning.

    看看今天早上CNN的重大新聞是什麼。

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • -[ Laughs ]

    -[笑]

  • -Yeah, well, today

    -是的,今天

  • was President Biden's second full day in office,

    是拜登總統上任的第二個全天。

  • and he spent it trying to fix the economy.

    他花了它試圖修復經濟。

  • This afternoon, he signed two executive orders

    今天下午,他簽署了兩項行政命令

  • meant to provide fast economic relief.

    旨在提供快速的經濟救濟。

  • Yep, Biden's taking on America's biggest problems.

    是的,拜登正在解決美國最大的問題。

  • Yesterday, it was the pandemic. Today, it was the economy.

    昨天,它是大流行病。今天,是經濟。

  • Tomorrow, it's people who don't know

    明天,是不知道的人。

  • the Bernie Sanders meme is over.

    伯尼桑德斯的備忘錄已經結束了。

  • "Put them in my back --" Yeah, you missed it, man.

    "把它們放在我的後背--"是啊,你錯過了,夥計。

  • Some more news out of Washington this morning.

    今早華盛頓又傳來一些消息。

  • Chuck Schumer spoke on the Senate floor

    查克-舒默在參議院發言

  • about the impeachment against Donald Trump,

    關於對唐納德-特朗普的彈劾。

  • but he had a bit of a flub.

    但他有一點失誤。

  • Listen to this.

    聽聽這個。

  • -Senators will have to decide

    -參議員們將不得不決定

  • if they believe Donald John -- Donald John Trump incited

    如果他們相信唐納德-約翰 - 唐納德-約翰-特朗普煽動。

  • the erection -- insurrection against the United States.

    豎立 -- -- 反美國的叛亂;

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • -Well, someone's excited to be Senate majority leader.

    -有人對成為參議院多數派領袖感到興奮。

  • I wasn't sure how the Democrats planned to unify the country,

    我不知道民主黨打算如何統一國家。

  • but if it's with bloopers like this, count me in.

    但如果是這樣的爆料,算我一個。

  • I'm in.

    我加入了

  • Meanwhile, down in Florida, Disney World

    同時,在佛羅里達州,迪斯尼世界

  • is making some updates since there's now a new president.

    正在進行一些更新,因為現在有一個新的總統。

  • Check it out.

    看看吧

  • -The Hall of Presidents in Disney World

    -迪斯尼世界的總統大廳

  • is closed so technicians can add

    是封閉的,所以技術人員可以添加

  • an animatronic version of President Joe Biden.

    一個動畫版的喬-拜登總統。

  • -And to keep it authentic,

    -並保持其真實性,

  • the Biden robot will commute every day on the monorail

    拜登機器人將每天乘坐單軌列車上下班

  • from Delaware.

    來自特拉華州的。

  • Let me just say, you can add any president you want,

    我只想說,你可以添加任何你想要的總統。

  • but the only robot the kids are there to see

    但孩子們只看到了一個機器人。

  • is William Howard Taft.

    是威廉-霍華德-塔夫脫。

  • Yep, a President Biden robot,

    對,拜登總統的機器人

  • which means everyone in the hall will be listening like...

    這意味著每個人都會在大廳裡聽像... ...

  • -Corn Pop was a bad dude.

    -爆米花是個壞傢伙

  • And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

    他還跑了一群壞小子。

  • And I did -- And back in those days,

    而我確實... ... 而在那些日子裡,

  • to show how things have changed,

    以顯示事情的變化。

  • one of the things you had to use,

    你不得不用的東西之一。

  • if you use pomade in your hair, you had to wear a bathing cap.

    如果你在頭髮上用絨球,你必須戴上浴帽。

  • -Okay, I'm going to go grab Mickey ears or something.

    -好吧,我去拿米奇耳朵什麼的。

  • You kids know where we're staying, right?

    你們知道我們住在哪裡吧?

  • You remember where we're staying?

    你還記得我們住在哪裡嗎?

  • Good. Alright, I'm gonna leave.

    好的,好的好吧,我要走了。

  • You can make your way back, right?

    你可以回去的,對吧?

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • "Corn Pop knew some bad dudes."

    "Corn Pop認識一些壞蛋。"

  • [ Laughs ]

    [笑]

  • -Dungarees.

    -Dungarees。

  • -He knew people like Count Chocula

    -他認識像喬庫拉伯爵這樣的人

  • and stuff like that.

    和類似的東西。

  • Some entertainment news was just announced,

    剛剛公佈了一些娛樂新聞。

  • that the release date for the new James Bond movie,

    詹姆斯-邦德新片的上映日期。

  • "No Time to Die," has been pushed back for a third time.

    "沒時間死",已經第三次被推後。

  • At this point, they've delayed it so long,

    這個時候,他們已經拖延了這麼久。

  • the technology is going to look ridiculous.

    該技術將看起來很荒謬。

  • Like, "Mr. Bond, your latest gadget

    就像,"邦德先生,你最近的小玩意

  • is a phone that takes pictures."

    是一部會拍照的手機。"

  • Yep, the film has been delayed so much,

    是的,電影已經被延後了這麼多。

  • they've even had to update the title a few times.

    他們甚至不得不更新幾次標題。

  • First, it was...

    首先,是...

  • Then it was...

    然後是...

  • And now it's like...

    而現在就像...

  • "And then I'll take it from there, and..."

    "然後我會從那裡開始,然後..."

  • Some business news.

    一些商業新聞。

  • Since the pandemic has made travel difficult,

    由於疫情導致出行困難。

  • one airline has figured out a new way to make money.

    有一家航空公司想出了一個新的賺錢方法。

  • Watch this.

    看這個。

  • You can now get wine delivered from American Airlines.

    現在,你可以從美國航空公司獲得葡萄酒配送。

  • That airline has so much leftover wine

    那家航空公司有那麼多剩酒

  • that they're launching a new wine-delivery subscription

    他們推出了一個新的葡萄酒配送訂閱服務。

  • for $99 a month.

    為每月99美元。

  • -Yeah, not only that, they're also selling the hummus pucks

    -是的,不僅如此,他們還賣鷹嘴豆泥球

  • that were stuffed between the seats.

    被塞在座位之間的。

  • Who wants a puck? Who wants a puck?

    誰想要一個冰球?誰想要一個冰球?

  • Come on.

    來吧。

  • And, finally, I saw that Dunkin' Donuts

    最後,我看到了Dunkin' Donuts的消息

  • is now adding salads to its menu at select locations.

    現在在特定地點的菜單上增加了沙拉。

  • Yeah, when you order a salad from Dunkin' Donuts,

    是啊,當你從鄧肯甜甜圈點一份沙拉的時候。

  • even the workers are like, "No, seriously,

    連工人都說:"不,說真的。

  • what can I get you?"

    你要什麼?"

  • We have a great show tonight.

    我們今晚有一場精彩的演出。

  • Give it up for The Roots, everybody!

    為 "根 "樂隊歡呼吧,各位!

  • -♪ Paragraphs slash your phonograph in half

    -段落把你的留聲機切成兩半?

  • It be the legendary back on a warpath

    # It be the legendary back on a warpath #

  • First class, leaving mics in a cast

    頭等艙,離開話筒在一個鑄件

  • Causing ruckus like the aftermath when it blast

    引起騷動像後遺症 當它爆炸

  • -What a show we have for you tonight.

    -今晚我們為你準備了一場精彩的演出。

  • You can see her as a judge on "Go-Big Show" on TBS.

    你可以在TBS的 "Go-Big Show "中看到她作為評審。

  • Rosario Dawson is here.

    羅莎里奧-道森來了

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • Maybe, maybe a little Cory Booker cameo.

    也許,也許是科裡-布克客串一下。

  • Just saying. Senator Booker.

    只是說說而已布克參議員

  • Plus, he stars in the TNT series "Snowpiercer."

    另外,他還出演了TNT系列的 "雪地猛士"。

  • Daveed Diggs is here!

    戴維德-迪格斯在這裡!

  • And we've got great music

    我們有很棒的音樂

  • from Amanda Shires featuring Jason Isbell.

    來自阿曼達-希爾斯的《傑森-伊斯貝爾》。

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • Hey, man. -Hey.

    嘿,夥計。-嘿,夥計

  • -Good to see you. -Yeah.

    -很高興見到你.-很高興見到你

  • -Wow. You look good.

    -哇,你看起來不錯。哇。 你看起來不錯。

  • Did you get -- You look different.

    你有沒有... 你看起來不一樣了

  • -I took your advice. -Is that right?

    -我接受了你的建議.-是嗎?

  • -Yeah. Last night, I showed you the tattoo.

    -是啊昨晚,我給你看了那個紋身。

  • You said, "Hey, you got to get the other side done," so...

    你說,"嘿,你得把另一邊搞定,"所以... ...

  • -The camera -- Check out...

    -攝影機 -- 看看...

  • So...

    所以...

  • Was it...

    是不是...

  • Well, you look upset. Was it --

    嗯,你看起來很沮喪。是不是...

  • -Well, I told you I was having --

    -我告訴過你我有...

  • feeling a little buyer's remorse

    買櫝還珠

  • and you said, "No, no, it's your Lamborghini.

    你說,"不,不,這是你的蘭博基尼。

  • You got to get the other side done."

    你得把對方的事辦好。"

  • -Yeah.

    -是的

  • -So, you know, and I was having second thoughts.

    -所以,你知道,我有第二個想法。

  • Now I'm having third thoughts.

    現在我又有了三心二意。

  • -I think it's good, man. You got two tattoo.

    -我認為這是很好的,夥計。你有兩個紋身。

  • -Yeah.

    -是的

  • -Two tattoo. -Tattoo part deux.

    -兩個紋身。-紋身的第二部分。

  • -Yeah. -Yeah.

    -是啊 是啊

  • -Look, you know what I say?

    -聽著,你知道我說什麼嗎?

  • Two tat. Two tat. Two, two, tat-tat-tat.

    兩達。二個達。二,二,塔塔塔塔。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • [ Cymbal crash ]

    [鈸的崩潰]

  • Oh, man. Oh, my God.

    哦,夥計。哦,我的上帝。

  • Well, hey, if you don't come Monday with a full...

    好吧,嘿嘿,如果你不來 週一與一個完整的... ...

  • -Yeah.

    -是的

  • -I want, like, a crab on your head or something like that.

    -我想,就像,在你的頭上放一隻螃蟹或類似的東西。

  • With a crab, like two claws coming down.

    隨著一隻螃蟹,像兩隻爪子下來。

  • -You really think? -Get sponsored -- Yeah, man.

    -你真的認為?-得到贊助 -- 是的,夥計

  • Get sponsored by --

    獲得贊助----

  • -See? I mean, because I always felt like --

    -看到了嗎?我的意思是,因為我總是覺得像 -

  • I don't know -- like 45

    我不知道... ... 大概45歲

  • is probably the cutoff for new face tattoos.

    可能是新臉型紋身的截止日期。

  • -Absolutely not. No, there's no cutoff.

    -絕對不是不,沒有截止日期

  • No, no. That's the time to get it.

    不,不。這是時間得到它。

  • -Okay.

    -好吧

  • -Because that's the time, I think, where your skin

    -因為那時候,我想,你的皮膚在那個時候

  • kind of -- It's kind of settled in already.

    一種 - 這是一種定居在已經。

  • I do want to bring up something, by the way.

    順便說一下,我確實想提出一些問題。

  • This is cool that we get to do the show.

    我們能做這個節目真是太酷了。

  • Obviously, we're very lucky to do this.

    很顯然,我們很幸運能做到這一點。

  • But we have the best band in the world

    但我們有世界上最好的樂隊

  • with Tariq and The Roots.

    與Tariq和The Roots。

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • But Kirk, Captain Kirk Douglas,

    但是柯克,柯克-道格拉斯船長。

  • on guitar, who's one of the greatest

    吉他手,他是最偉大的人之一

  • guitarists in the world, has his own signature Gibson SG.

    世界上的吉他手,有他自己的簽名Gibson SG。

  • Look at this. -Whoo!

    看看這個.-哇!

  • [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

    [歡呼聲和掌聲] ?

  • -Yes!

    -是的!

  • -Kirk, talk to me about this. It just came out.

    -柯克,跟我說說這個。它剛剛出來。

  • I'm excited about this. -Thank you.

    我很興奮-謝謝你

  • Yeah, it just came out this past Wednesday, and this is it.

    是啊,上週三剛出來的,就是這個。

  • This is in Inverness Green.

    這是在因弗內斯綠地。

  • -What did you put --

    -你把什麼...

  • What are the specs that you did, that you put in?

    你做的規格是什麼,你放的是什麼?

  • -Well, one of the things -- I don't know if you remember,

    -有一件事... 我不知道你是否還記得。

  • but a while back,

    但前段時間。

  • there was this artist that was on the show, Prince,

    有這個藝術家 這是節目,王子。

  • and he broke a guitar that was very near and dear to me.

    他弄壞了一把對我來說非常重要的吉他。

  • -Really? -Yeah.

    -真的嗎?真的? - 是的

  • So, that guitar is actually in Cleveland,

    所以,那把吉他其實是在克利夫蘭。

  • at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

    在搖滾名人堂。

  • -Is it really?

    -真的嗎?

  • -Yeah, it is right now. And I missed that guitar.

    -是的,它現在是。我很想念那把吉他

  • So when Gibson came to me and they wanted to do

    所以,當吉布森來找我,他們想做的是

  • a signature guitar with me,

    簽名吉他和我一起。

  • before I sent it down there,

    在我把它送到那裡之前。

  • I sent the broken Prince guitar to Gibson,

    我把破損的Prince吉他送到了Gibson。

  • and they replicated the specs of that neck.

    他們複製了那個脖子的規格。

  • So while that guitar is in Cleveland,

    所以當那把吉他在克利夫蘭的時候。

  • I have this guitar,

    我有這把吉他。

  • and when I feel this neck of this signature guitar,

    而當我感受到這把簽名吉他的琴頸時。

  • I feel the neck of the broken...

    我感覺到脖子上的破... ...

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • -The Captain Kirk Douglas SG.

    -柯克船長道格拉斯SG。

  • Congratulations. -Thank you.

    祝賀你-謝謝你

  • -I'm so proud of you. I love the color.

    -我真為你驕傲我喜歡這個顏色

  • -Thank you, man. -That's awesome, bud.

    -謝謝你,夥計-太棒了,夥計

  • Hey, so, during the quarantine,

    嘿,所以,在隔離期間。

  • you know, we were doing the show from --

    你知道,我們正在做的節目從 -

  • I was doing the show from my house

    我在我家做節目

  • and just staying in there.

    而只是呆在那裡。

  • And when they finally, like, let --

    而當他們最終,喜歡,讓 -

  • They opened up essential businesses and stuff like that,

    他們開闢了必不可少的業務和諸如此類的東西。

  • I went to a hardware store to get a light switch.

    我去五金店買了一個電燈開關。

  • I was going to install a light switch.

    我打算安裝一個燈開關。

  • -[ Laughs ] -Yeah, I did.

    -是的,我做到了。

  • And I did a good job. -Okay.

    我做得很好-好吧

  • -I know how to do it. So, I go to this hardware store.

    -我知道怎麼做所以,我去這家五金店。

  • So, I'm in the hardware store and I hear this song playing.

    所以,我在五金店聽到這首歌的播放。

  • And it's so good. I go, "What is that song?

    而且它是如此的好。我走了,"那是什麼歌?

  • Do I know this one? And it was like...

    我認識這個人嗎?它就像...

  • If you're gonna go down

    如果你要下去

  • ♪ I'm gonna go down swingin' ♪

    我要去了搖擺'的下降

  • And I go, "Oh, that's great." So I Shazam the song.

    我就說:"哦,那太好了。"所以,我Shazam的歌曲。

  • I go -- And it's by Thad Cockrell.

    我去... 是薩德-科克雷爾寫的。

  • T-H-A-D Cockrell.

    T -H -A

  • And it's about, like --

    而這是關於,就像 -

  • Anyways, it's about, like, if I lost you...

    無論如何,這是關於,就像,如果我失去了你... ...

  • Let me just play a little jam of it here, 'cause it's good.

    讓我在這裡播放一個小的果醬, 因為它的好。

  • So, it's probably -- It's almost like two songs.

    所以,這可能是... ... 這幾乎像兩首歌。

  • It's this jam. It's like...

    這是這個果醬。這就像...

  • -♪ ...I would do

    -...我會做

  • If all we lost

    如果我們失去了所有

  • If I lost you

    如果我失去了你

  • -So, "If I lost you," right? And then it goes...

    -所以,"如果我失去了你,"對嗎?然後它就...

  • -♪ If I'm gonna go down

    -如果我要下去了

  • ♪ I want to go down swinging

    我想下去搖擺

  • -So, I didn't rock out like that,

    -所以,我並沒有像那樣搖擺。

  • but in my head -- I had the mask on and everything,

    但在我的腦海裡... 我戴著面具和一切。

  • and I'm just like, "Oh, this is the jam right there, man."

    我只是想,"哦,這是果醬 就在那裡,男人。"

  • So, I was maybe doing a little of this groove

    所以,我也許是做了一點這樣的凹槽

  • type of thing.

    類型的東西。

  • But then it became my anthem, because I'm like,

    但後來它成了我的國歌,因為我喜歡。

  • "Yeah, man, this is, like --"

    "是啊,夥計,這是,就像--"

  • When you want to give up, don't give up.

    當你想放棄的時候,不要放棄。

  • Just -- If you're going to go down, you go down swinging, man.

    只是... ... 如果你要倒下, 你去了揮杆,男人。

  • -Yeah. -So, I get into it.

    -是的,所以,我就進入了。

  • This is my anthem. I love the song.

    這是我的國歌。我喜歡這首歌。

  • Anyways, long story long.

    總之,長話短說。

  • Thad Cockrell -- he released this record.

    薩德-科克雷爾... 他發行了這張唱片。

  • No one knows there's gonna be a pandemic.

    沒人知道會有大流行病。

  • They put all this work into this album, and it comes out.

    他們把所有的工作都放在這張專輯裡,然後就出來了。

  • They have a pandemic.

    他們有一個流行病。

  • Your whole plan's pushed to the side.

    你的整個計劃都被推到了一邊。

  • So, if you go on his Instagram,

    所以,如果你上他的Instagram。