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REGGIE, HOW WAS YOUR LAST DAY OF THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY?
雷吉,你在特朗普執政的最後一天過得怎麼樣?
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>> Reggie: OH, MAN, YOU KNOW, REALLY DEPRESSED AND SAD TO SEE
>> 哦,夥計,你知道,真的很沮喪,很難過,看到
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THAT ERA GO.
那個時代去。
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
但你知道嗎?
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WE'VE GOT TO MAKE WAY FOR NEW STUFF, SO TODAY I CELEBRATED BY
我們必須為新的東西讓路,所以今天我通過以下方式來慶祝
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HAVING A REALLY GREAT SESSION ON THE TREADMILL.
有一個真正的偉大的會議 在TRADMILL。
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>> James: DID YOU?
>> 詹姆斯。你呢?
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>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> 雷吉:YEAH。
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>> James: HOW LONG DID YOU DO?
>> 詹姆斯。你做了多久?
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TIME OR DISTANCE.
時間或距離:
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>> Reggie: AN HOUR.
>> 一個小時。
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BUT I HAVE A HEART RATE MONITOR.
但我有一個心率監測器。
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>> James: RUNNING?
>> 詹姆斯。奔跑?
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>> Reggie: NO, NOT RUNNING.
>> 不,不跑。
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TEN DEGREES UPHILL, ABOUT 145BPM.
十度上坡,約145BPM。
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>> James: WALKING.
>> 詹姆斯。WALKING.
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>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> 雷吉:YEAH。
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>> James: >> James: JUST WALKING ON THE
>> James:>> 詹姆斯:只是走在上
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TREADER ♪ ♪ JUST WALKING ON TREADMILLS,
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OH, YEAH ♪ ( LAUGHTER )
哦,是啊 (笑)。
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>> James: BUT, YEAH, GUYS, IT'S OFFICIAL.
>> 詹姆斯。但是,是的,夥計們,這是官方的。
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TOMORROW, JOE BIDEN WILL BE SWORN IN AS THE 46TH PRESIDENT
明天,喬-比登將宣誓就任第46屆主席。
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OF THE UNITED STATES.
美利堅合眾國政府
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) INCREDIBLE!
(歡呼聲和掌聲) 難以置信!
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INCREDIBLE!
難以置信!
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I'M GOING TO SAY, YOU HAD A GOOD RUN, MALARKEY,
我要說的是,你跑得不錯,馬拉基。
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BUT IT ENDS NOW!
但它現在結束了!
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( LAUGHTER ) IMAGINE HOW JOE BIDEN IS
(笑) 想象一下喬-比登是如何的
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FEELING RIGHT NOW.
現在的感覺。
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HE HASN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE PEGGY-SUE ASKED HIM TO
自從佩吉-蘇要求他之後,他就再也沒有這麼興奮過了
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SHARE A SARSAPARILLA AT THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE.
在SADIE HAWKINS的舞蹈中分享沙士巴利拉。
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JOE BIDEN WILL BECOME THE OLDEST PRESIDENT TO EVER TAKE THE OATH
喬-比登將成為有史以來最年長的宣誓總統。
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OF OFFICE.
職務:
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BIDEN'S 129-YEARS-OLD.
比登的129歲。
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( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: JEESH.
(笑) >> 雷吉:JEESH。
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>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> 詹姆斯。我不知道。
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I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE.
我甚至沒有意識到。
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DIDN'T KNOW.
我不知道。
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THIS JUST PROVES YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS.
這正好證明了你永遠不會太老,可以實現你的夢想。
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UNLESS YOU'RE IN LOS ANGELES AND OVER THE AGE OF 35.
除非你在洛杉磯,而且年齡在35歲以上。
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AND IF YOU ARE, EWWWW.
如果你是, EWWWW。
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( LAUGHTER ) BUT -- THANKS, SUSAN.
(笑)但是 - 謝謝你,蘇珊。
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BUT UNLIKE PREVIOUS INAUGURATION DAYS, DONALD AND MELANIA TRUMP
但與以往的就職日不同,唐納德和梅拉尼婭-特朗普
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WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THE CEREMONY OR MEETING WITH THE
將不會出席典禮或會議。
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BIDENS AT ANY POINT TOMORROW.
比登斯在明天任何時候都可以。
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IT'S A REAL BREAK WITH TRADITION, BUT IT WILL RING IN A
這是對傳統的真正打破,但它會響起的。
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NEW TRADITION OF ME NOT CARING WHERE TRUMP IS OR WHAT HE'S
我不關心特朗普在哪裡,也不關心他做了什麼的新傳統。
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DOING.
做:
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAH.
(歡呼聲和掌聲)是的。
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I'M EXCITED FOR THAT FEELING, AREN'T YOU?
我很期待這種感覺,你呢?
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>> Reggie: YES.
>> 雷吉:是的。
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>> James: SO WHEN SOMEONE GOES, OH, HAVE YOU SEEN THE
>> 詹姆斯。所以,當有人去, 哦,你有沒有看到,
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NEWS, YOU CAN GO, I'M NOT BOTHERED, HE'S JUST A GUY, HE'S
新聞,你可以走了,我不顧一切,他只是一個人,他是。
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JUST A MAN, HE'S JUST A BLOKE DOING SOME ( BLEEP ) OVER THER
他只是個男人,他只是個笨蛋,在那裡做一些事情。
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AND I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
我不需要知道它, 你知道我的意思。
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>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> 雷吉:YEAH。
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IN FLORIDA.
在佛羅里達州。
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>> James: IN FLORIDA DOING SOMETHING AND YOU'RE, LIKE, I
>> 詹姆斯。在佛羅里達州做一些事情,而你,就像,我。
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DON'T CARE.
不關心。
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DON'T CARE WHAT HE'S DOING.
不關心他在做什麼。
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DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?
你聽到他說的話了嗎?
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DOESN'T MATTER.
不要緊。
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IT'S IRRELEVANT.
這是無關緊要的。
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IT'S A SHAME THEY DIDN'T MEET, THOUGH.
可惜他們沒有見過面,不過。
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BECAUSE WITHOUT A MEETING, BIDEN WON'T
因為沒有會議,BIDEN就不會。
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BE ABLE TO GET ALL OF TRUMP'S GREAT ADVICE ABOUT THE JOB.
要能得到特朗普關於工作的所有重要建議。
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ABOUT THAT SAND TRAP ON THE GREEN BY THE FIFTH.
五號公路旁的綠地上的沙坑。
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THE WIND'S THE RIGHT WAY, YOU'RE IN THE SAND, TRYIG TO HINK YOUR
風是對的,你在沙子裡,試著去思考
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WAY OUT.
出路。
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( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS TRUE, THE LAST TIME A
(笑)這是真的,上一次一個
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PRESIDENT SKIPPED THE INAUGURATION WAS IN 1869.
主席跳過了1869年的就職典禮。
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AND JOE BIDEN SAID HE DIDN'T APPROVE OF IT BACK THEN, EITHER.
喬-比登說他不贊成當時的做法,無論是。
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( LAUGHTER ) INSTEAD, PRESIDENT TRUMP
(笑)相反,特朗普總統......
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RELEASED A FAREWELL VIDEO MESSAGE THIS AFTERNOON.
發佈了一個告別視頻消息這個下午。
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AND HE MADE THIS URGENT PLEA TO JOE BIDEN:
他做了這個迫切的請求喬比登。
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>> THE WORLD RESPECTS US AGAIN.
>> 世界再次尊重我們。
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PLEASE DON'T LOSE THAT RESPECT.
請不要失去這種尊重。
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>> JAMES: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THE WORLD HAS BEEN DOING THESE LAST
>> 是的,這就是世界這幾年一直在做的事情。
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FOUR YEARS-- "RESPECTING US."
四年來,"尊重我們"。
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( LAUGHTER ) ALSO, PLEASE DON'T TALK SO
(笑)還有,請不要這麼說話。
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SLOWLY -- YOU'VE GOT PACKING TO DO.
慢點,你還有包裝要做。
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( APPLAUSE ) BUT AT THE END TRUMP GOT A BIT
但到了最後,特朗普得到了一點
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POETIC.
詩意的。
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HAVE A LOOK.
請看一下。
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>> I GO FROM THIS MAJESTIC PLACE WITH A LOYAL AND JOYFUL HEART
>> 我帶著一顆忠誠和快樂的心離開這個偉大的地方。
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AND OPTIMISTIC SPIRIT AND A SUPREME CONFIDENCE THAT, FOR OUR
和優化的精神,以及對我們的最高信心,即,對我們的
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COUNTRY AND FOR OUR CHILDREN, THE BEST IS YET TO COME.
國家和我們的孩子,最好的還在後面。
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>> James: I AGREE.
>> 詹姆斯。我同意。
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MOSTLY BECAUSE THINGS COULDN'T GET WORSE.
主要是因為事情不能再糟糕了。
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THIS MARKS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE HAS BEEN BOTH OPTIMISTIC
這是第一次有人既是樂觀主義的
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AND MOVING TO FLORIDA.
和移動到佛羅里達州。
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( LAUGHTER ) WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
接下來會發生什麼?
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WELL, THIS IS CRAZY.
嗯,這是瘋狂的。
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ACCORDING TO REPORTS, TRUMP IS NOW "FANTASIZING" ABOUT BUILDING
報道稱,特朗普現在 "幻想 "建房
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A $2-BILLION PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY AND MUSEUM IN FLORIDA.
佛羅里達州價值20億美元的總統圖書館和博物館。
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I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, IT'LL BE THE TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY,
我的意思是,從技術上講,這將是特朗普總統圖書館。
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MUSEUM, HOTEL, CASINO AND ALLIGATOR FARM-- BUT POINT
博物館、酒店、賭場和聯營農場---------------------------------------但點
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TAKEN.
採取。
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THE TRUMP LIBRARY, YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL IT, LIE-BRARY.
特朗普圖書館,你知道我叫它什麼嗎? 謊話連篇。
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YOU UNDERSTAND IT, LIE-BRARY.
你明白的,謊言瑪麗。
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( LAUGHTER ) THE TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL
特朗普總統
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LIE-BRARY.
LIE -BRARY.
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YOU HAVE TO SEE HOW I'M SPELLING IT IN MY HEAD.
你得看看我是怎麼在腦子裡拼寫的。
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SOUNDS LIKE I'M SAYING LIBRARY.
聽起來像我在說圖書館。
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I'M NOT -- MOVING ON.
我不... 繼續前進。
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MEANWHILE, THE OUTGOING PRESIDENT APPARENTLY SPENT HIS
與此同時,即將離任的主席顯然在他的任期內花了很多時間。
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FINAL DAY IN OFFICE ISSUING AROUND 100 PARDONS.
上任最後一天,發佈了大約100個赦免令。
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"ONE HUNDRED PARDONS" SOUNDS LIKE A HUGH GRANT MOVIE.
"一百個赦免 "聽起來像一部HUGH GRANT的電影。
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(AS HUGH GRANT) "UH... PARDON-- YES, SORRY,
(作為HUGH GRANT)"呃... ...對不起... 是的,對不起。
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PARDON.
恕我直言
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PARDON ME IF YOU WILL, I'M SORRY.
請原諒我,如果你願意,我很抱歉。
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LOTS OF PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS TODAY.
今天有很多總統大赦。
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TIM, DID YOU GET A PARDON FOR WHAT YOU'RE WEARING TODAY?
TIM,你得到了赦免 你今天穿什麼?
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IS THAT PART OF A TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL PARDON?
這是特朗普總統大赦的一部分嗎?
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>> HE'S NOT SEEING IT TILL TOMORROW, SO I'M OUT OF LUCK.
>> 他明天才會看到它,所以我不走運了。
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( LAUGHTER ) > James: LONDON'S HOUSE THAT
詹姆斯倫敦的房子
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MEASURES JUST FIVE FEET WIDE -- ( LAUGHTER )
尺寸只有五英尺寬 - (笑)。
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-- GET USED TO THIS, WHEN TRUMP IS GONE THIS WILL BE THE TOP
-- 習慣於此,當特朗普走後,這將是最重要的。
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STORY ON THE MONITOR!
監視器上的故事!
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( LAUGHTER ) THIS WILL BE THE LEAD STORY!
(笑)這將是頭條新聞!
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WHAT DO WE GO WITH ON THE MONO?
我們該怎麼用單聲道?
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I DON'T KNOW, A THIN HOUSE?
我不知道,一棟薄薄的房子?
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( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT'S TRUE, LONDON'S
但這是真的,倫敦的。
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NARROWEST HOUSE, IT'S NOT EVEN BRITAIN'S NARROWEST HOUSE, IT'S
最窄的房子,它甚至不是英國的最窄的房子,它是。
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LONDON'S NARROWEST HOUSE MEASURES JUST FIVE FEET WIDE,
倫敦最窄的房子只有五英尺寬。
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AND IT'S ON SALE, REG, AND I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT HOW
我知道你在想怎麼把它賣掉
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MUCH IT IS.
MUCH IT IS。
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IT'S ON SALE FOR $1.4 MILLION.
它的售價是140萬。
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THIS IS THE HOUSE HERE.
這就是這裡的房子。
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LOOK AT THAT.
看看這個。
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LOOK.
看。
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>> Reggie: WOW.
>> 雷吉:WOW。
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>> James: THEY SAY IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE FOR ANY YOUNG
>> 詹姆斯。他們說這是一個適合任何年輕人的地方。
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COUPLES LOOKING TO RAISE AN INCREDIBLY SKINNY FAMILY.
想養育一個非常瘦弱的家庭的夫婦。
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IMAGINE LIVING HERE.
想象一下住在這裡。
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IT MUST BE AWKWARD WHEN YOU HAVE A DATE OVER AND ARE LIKE
它必須是尷尬的,當你有一個日期結束,並喜歡
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"SO, SHOULD WE MOVE THIS TO THE BEDROOM?"
"所以,我們應該把這個搬到臥室嗎?"
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WELL, YOU GO AND THEN I'LL GO.
好吧,你去,然後我就去。
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SORRY.
對不起。
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I MEAN, YOU STAND THAT WAY AND OPEN THE DOOR.
我的意思是,你站在那裡,打開門。
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I'LL GO AND THEN YOU GO AND WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.
我去,然後你去,我們會有一個偉大的時間。
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AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS -- THIS WILL BE THE LEAD
我們想告訴你的是,這將是一個引子。
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STORY ON THURSDAY -- A WOMAN IN THE U.K. PURCHASED ONE OF THE
週三的故事 -- 英國一名婦女購買了其中的一款產品。
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TBOOP CANDLES THAT IS MARKETED AS
市場上銷售的TBOOP手杖是
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SMELLING LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW'S VAGINA, AND IT EXPLODED INSIDE
聞起來像GWYNETH PALTROW的陰道,它在裡面爆炸。
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HER HOME, CAUSING A, "INFERNO."
她的家,引起了一場 "地獄"。
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( LAUGHTER ) >> WHAT?
(笑) >> 什麼?
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>> James: IT WAS A HUGE MESS, THERE WAS GOOP EVERYWHERE.
>> 詹姆斯:這是一個巨大的混亂,有GOOP無處不在。
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( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T THINK IT SAYS IT SMELLS
我不認為它說,它的氣味。
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LIKE GWINNETT PALTROW'S VAGINA.
像GWINNETT PALTROW的陰道。
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>> JUST A FLORAL SCENT.
>> 只是一種花香。
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>> James: SOMETHING ELSE OF A VAGINA OR HEARSE.
>> 詹姆斯。陰道或臀部的其他東西。
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>> James: SPECIFICALLY.
>> 詹姆斯。特別是。
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YES.
是的。
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>> James: GOOD TO KNOW.
>> 詹姆斯。好知道。
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IT'S NICE.
它的好。
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>> James: NICE, I'M NOT DENYING IT.
>> 詹姆斯。不錯,我不否認這一點。
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YEAH.
是的。
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GWINNETT PALTROW'S VAGINA CANDLE EXPLODED IN A WOMAN'S HOME.
GWINNETT PALTROW的陰道蠟燭在一個女人的家裡爆炸了。
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FORTUNATELY, THE WOMAN WAS ABLE TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES USING HER
幸運的是,這個女人能夠用她的身體撲滅火焰。
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JOHN HAM PENIS HOSE.
約翰-漢姆陰莖軟管。
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( LAUGHTER ) MOVING ON, SCIENTISTS ARE
(笑)繼續前進,科學家們是
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ISSUING A WARNING ABOUT A RAPIDLY INCREASING POPULATION OF
發出關於迅速增加的人口數量的警告。
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HIPPOS IN COLOMBIA.
哥倫比亞的HIPPOS。
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THEY'RE CALLED "COCAINE HIPPOS" BECAUSE THEY WERE ILLEGALLY
他們被稱為 "可卡因HIPPOS",因為他們是非法的。
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IMPORTED TO THE COUNTRY BY THE NOTORIOUS DRUG LORD PABLO
由臭名昭著的毒梟PABLO進口到我國的毒品
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ESCOBAR, WHICH IS PRECISELY THE KIND OF IDEA THAT SEEMS GOOD
埃斯科巴,這正是那種看起來很好的想法。
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AFTER LOADS AND LOADS OF COCAINE.
在大量的可卡因之後,
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( LAUGHTER ) WE SHOULD GET SOME HIPPOS, GUYS!
(笑)我們應該得到一些HIPPOS,夥計們!
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( LAUGHTER ) NOW, OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S A BIT OF
現在,很明顯,有一點點的。
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A LANGUAGE BARRIER WITH COLOMBIA.
與哥倫比亞的語言障礙。
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DOWN THERE THEY CALL IT A "COCAINE HIPPO."
在那裡,他們把它稱為 "可卡因HIPPO"。
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HERE WE CALL IT "DON, JR."
在這裡,我們叫它 "DON, JR."
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( LAUGHTER ) THEY'VE MANAGED TO ADAPT TO
他們已經成功地適應了。
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THEIR ENVIRONMENT PRETTY WELL, BUT IF YOU LOOK CAREFULLY, YOU
他們的環境很好,但如果你仔細觀察,你會發現他們的環境很好
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CAN TELL THAT "COCAINE HIPPOS" LOOK A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.
可以說,"可卡因HIPPOS "看起來有點不同。
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( LAUGHTER ) THAT WAS NOT WORTH IT, THAT
(笑)這是不值得的,那。
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GRAPHIC.
圖形:
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I'M SORRY.
我很抱歉。
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THAT GRAPHIC HAS BEEN GRAPHICKED TO COME ALL DAY.
那張圖畫已經畫了一整天了。
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PUT IT UP AGAIN.
把它再放一次。
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>> Reggie: OH, IT CAME.
>> 哦,它來了。
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IT'S HARD TIMES.
這是個艱難的時期。
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COVID.
COVID:
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COVID TIMES.
COVID TIMES。
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>> James: YOU WANT TO GET A GRAPHIC OF A COCAINE HIPPO, IT'S
>> 詹姆斯:你想得到一個可卡因HIPPO的圖形,它是。
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DIFFICULT IN COVID.
困難的是,在COVID。
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>> Reggie: IT'S THE TIMES.
>> 時代在變。