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  • Hello fellow youtube-her-her-hers

    哈囉 YouTube 的夥伴們~們~們~們~ (尷尬地握手)

  • Michael Vsauce here

    我是 Michael Vsauce (騙人的)

  • Awkward handshakes.

    尷尬的握手

  • *Laughs*

    *嘻哼哼哈哈哈*

  • It's a topic thats very important to me, you know

    這對於我來說是一個很重要的議題

  • People pick all kinds of topics

    大家都會挑很多不同的議題

  • To devote their life to

    來致力於奉獻自己的一生

  • Maybe to make the planet a better place

    或許是讓這世界成為更好的地方 (華爾街日報:Pewdiepie倒下的那天 就是我們被治癒的那天)

  • My vow, for my life

    對於我的人生 我的誓言是

  • Is to stop awkward handshakes

    要終止任何尷尬的握手行為

  • I've started a charity organization

    我成立了一個慈善機構

  • stopawkwardhandshakes.org {real website, totally recommend you visit it}

    停止尷尬握手行為組織 (這是真的網站喔,有興趣可以去看看XD)

  • And so far we've got a lot of supporters

    到目前為止 我們有了很多的支持者

  • Who are feeling the same issues that I have

    那些跟我一同察覺到相同問題的人們

  • Of the pure cringe of an awkward handshake

    對於尷尬的握手感到非常的難堪

  • We've all had one

    我們都有過那種經驗

  • So to lessen the blow

    所以我減輕些衝擊

  • for all of you

    為了你們

  • that's suffering out there

    這些正在受苦的人們

  • here at awkwardhandshakesstopthem.org

    在 防止尷尬握手行為組織 這裡 (名稱怎麼變了XD)

  • we're going to laugh at other people

    我們要一起嘲笑那些

  • having awkward handshakes

    有著尷尬握手經歷的人們

  • because that helps to release a lil' bit of that stress

    因為這有助於減輕那些

  • that you're going through

    曾讓你感到尷尬經驗的壓力

  • don't uh.. don't. don't worry

    不... 不... 不要緊張

  • I know what you're going through

    我知道你都經歷過些什麼

  • It's going to be okay

    一切都會沒事的!

  • Now this one

    現在這個影片

  • so many people sent to me

    超多人傳給我的

  • When it dropped

    當他發佈的時候

  • *laughs*

    *竊笑*

  • And I gotta admit

    我得承認

  • It's pretty funny

    這真的蠻好笑的

  • Okay let's watch

    好 我們來看吧

  • *quality music*

    *滑稽音樂*

  • *slap*

    *啪*

  • Top of the morning to ya!

    早安~~ (Top on the morning to you!)

  • Trump's kid, I swear, is going to be the new Jacksepticeye one day

    我發誓 川普的小孩有天一定會變成新的Jacksepticeye

  • *slap*

    *啪*

  • TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE

    早安~~我的名字是JACKSEPTICEYE!

  • What is happening here? Can we deconstruct this?

    到底發生了什麼事? 我們能來分析一下嗎?

  • I wanna understand where it went wrong

    我想要知道到底是哪裡出錯了

  • She goes in for the high five

    她想要來個擊掌

  • Kid gets rekt

    小孩被激怒了

  • Look at that face, look at that face!

    看看那張臉! 看看那張臉!

  • That's the face of

    那個就是

  • absolutely out obliterated

    完全不能抹去尷尬的臉

  • The kid knows

    那小孩知道

  • You know it's bad enough that Trump is his father but this

    川普是他老爸已經夠糟了 但這...

  • this is too much!

    這真的是太超過了!

  • being humiliated by *HER?* mother

    被“她”的媽媽給羞辱? (Pewds在這裡說錯了 應該是his)

  • he wont stand for it

    他一定不會接受

  • She strikes again

    (又來XD)

  • Now, shaking, he's infuriated

    她又出擊了一次

  • He knows, he needs to make a move

    現在 他要發飆了

  • *JackSlapticeye*

    他知道 他應要採取行動了

  • He does the Jacksepticeye

    *啪*

  • Bold move, but very effective

    他使出了Jacksepticeye (一種絕招?)

  • Actually no, he looks like a fucking insane person

    大膽的行為 但非常的有效

  • I even sympathize with this kid

    但事實上 不 他看起來像是一個瘋子

  • I'm like dude,

    我甚至為這個小孩感到同情

  • this kid's gotta have some issues

    我會想說:老兄

  • Y'know when I was a kid

    這孩子一定有病

  • No cringe

    你知道 我是小孩的時候

  • whatsoever

    沒有難堪

  • *laughs*

    也沒有其他類似的事件

  • No

    *乾笑*

  • oh I'm really cool

  • trust me

    噢 我真的很酷

  • I am veryy cool

    要相信我

  • I was even cooler as younger actually

    我真的是 非常~ 酷

  • Y'know I took down my coolness level just so

    老實說 我小時候比我現在還酷

  • since we're on the Trump topic of handshakes

    是我把我的“酷”度給拉低了

  • you know he's been in the public eye a lot lately

    既然我們在討論 川普與握手 這兩個主題

  • and a lot of handshakes don't seem to work out for him

    他最近都是大眾矚目的焦點

  • or maybe they are

    很多次的握手似乎都沒有好結果

  • ha

    或許也有...?

  • let's watch

  • The result might shock you

    讓我們來看吧

  • why am I click baiting you mid-video

    結果可能會讓你大吃一驚

  • that doesn't make any sense

    為什麼我要在影片的中間做釣魚影片?

  • *weird handshake*

    這根本沒道理

  • this one I don't understand

    這個影片我真的不懂

  • it says 'Funny and Racist'

    他說“好笑又有種族歧視”

  • Um, excuse me

    嗯 不好意思

  • Nope! WEE OOO

  • Those things do not match

    *種族歧視警報*

  • You cannot.. disgusting

    這兩件事不可能同時發生

  • I'm gonna tell Wall Street Journal about this right now

    你不能... 令人討厭!

  • *alright keep moving along*

    我要馬上告訴華爾街日報

  • So what is so funny and racist I don't understand?

    我不了解哪裡有好笑又歧視?

  • *bitch no*

    *GG尷尬了竟然沒握到手*

  • OOOOOOOOOOHHHH

    噢哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦

  • I dunno

    我不知道耶

  • I think I read somewhere that he's not supposed to shake the hand

    我好像看到有人說 他其實不應該握別人的手

  • Yeah he had something in his hand

    對 他手裡有東西

  • So he's like *random stuttering*

    所以他就好像:我不知道發生了什麼事(越來越小聲)

  • Although I think that guy put

    但我覺得那個人

  • that thing in his hand so he can blow Trump up

    故意把東西放在另一邊 為了要弄川普

  • I think that's what happened

    我覺得事情應該是這樣

  • I mean he could easily just put it in the other side

    不然他大可以把東西放在另一邊

  • But he's like "You know what?"

    他就好像:你知道嗎?

  • That's not racist, that's just him not liking Trump

    這不是種族歧視 這只是他討厭川普

  • Good zinger there I would say

    好一個隨機應變

  • That was a good zinger

    真的是一個好的隨機應變

  • Look at Trump's face here

    看看川普的臉

  • You can't really make out the pixel

    可能畫素太低看不清楚

  • But if you..zoom in

    但如果你...拉近

  • *picture enhancing program.exe

    再靠近一點

  • Closer

    再來一個臉部辨識

  • Can we get a facial scan on that please

    *臉部掃描中* 是的

  • *ding* Thats right

    他完全的被壓制了

  • He absolutely just got s-savaged {?}

    百分之百

  • 100 percent

    哦哦哦 握手

  • OHH handshakes

    哦 你

  • ohhh you ;)

    你怎麼能錯得這麼離譜

  • How can you get this so wrong?

    這是一個流傳幾千年的社交動作

  • Thousands of years of social interaction

    結果我們還是不能破解它

  • and we still haven't gotten past this

    你們有睜大眼睛嗎?

  • Have you opened your eyes yet?

    快去捐贈給

  • Go and donate to

    停止尷尬握手行為組織

  • stopawkwardhandshakes.org

    你也可以直接匯款到我的PayPal (帳號:我們來買華爾街日報XD)

  • You can also donate directly to my PayPal

    相信我這是合法的

  • Trust me it's legit

    這是個合法的機構

  • It's a legit charity

    我們都非常的認真看待所有事情

  • We take ourselves very seriously

    所有的款項都會運用在機構上

  • All the money goes to the organization

    接下來

  • Moving on

    *笑*

  • *laughs*

    我在看之前就先笑了

  • I'm laughing before I watch it!

    我喜歡這個握手

  • I love this handshake

    我們一起來看吧

  • Let's watch.

    哦這個沒有拍到

  • *give me hug*

    這可能對於你們來說是正常的握手

  • Oh it doesn't show it

    但你真的仔細看清楚了嗎?

  • This might seem like a normal handshake to you

    我們從另一個角度來看

  • But have you opened your eyes yet?

    哈哈哈哈 夭壽喔

  • Let's look at that on another angle

    *哼哼哈哈哈哈*

  • teh HA HA SHIT

    該死

  • *laughing intensifies*

    你不能這樣 “拉“

  • Damn

    *笑*

  • You can't just BWAH

    你不能這麼做!

  • *laugh* like

    你不...

  • YOU DON'T DO THAT

    我是說你可以

  • You can't-

    我覺得我們從這裡都可以 從川普身上學到東西

  • I mean you CAN

    我以為我不會這麼說 但...

  • I think we all can learn something from Trump here actually

    這是一個絕妙的課程

  • I dind't think I would say that but

    教你如何像老闆一樣的握手

  • That was an excellent show of-

    認真的

  • how to do a boss handshake

    呃 他又重做一次了!

  • honestly

    他幹嘛要那樣啊!

  • AYY HE DID IT AGAIN

    *哈哈哈*

  • WHY DOES HE DO THAT

    他真是一個混帳

  • *laughing intensifies*

    這招有夠下流

  • He is such an asshole *dont say that about senpai bitch*

    基本上他就像是在說 “嘿”!我的雞雞比你的還要大“

  • That's such a dick move

    哦 好吧

  • He is basically saying "hey my penis is bigger than yours"

    但 這個!

  • oh okay

    這個!

  • but THIS

    這個只是一個開始而已!

  • THIS

    我相信你們一定都看過這個

  • IS JUST THE BEGINNING

    我們有美國

  • I'm sure you've seen this one

    我們有日本

  • We have america *ayy*

    然後我們就會有 我稱之為 ”性互動“

  • and we have Japan *oyasumi poodiepai-san*

    發生在

  • and then we have what I like to call a sexual interaction

    透過

  • taking place

    再也簡單不過的

  • through

    握手行為

  • purely by

    來看吧!

  • a handshake

    你有聽到他說:我們應該握手嗎?

  • let's watch

    川普知道是時候了

  • did you hear that "shall we shake"?

    我們應該要握手嗎?

  • Trump knew it was coming

    這張臉說來吧

  • shall we shake

    我們是該握手

  • this face says yes

    首相先生

  • yes we shall

    我的天

  • Mr. Prime minister

    他不曉得的是

  • oh my god

    他給自己惹了多少麻煩

  • little did he know

    他會拍打別人的手

  • what he invited himself to

    我不曉得他幹嘛那麼做

  • he does a hand slap

    他拉人家的手?!

  • i don't know what's up with that

    他牽制住了

  • he did THE PULL?

    非常好

  • he blocked the pull

    牽制住川普的拉扯

  • very excellent

    首相先生

  • block of the pull

    你成功阻擋了拉扯

  • Mr. Prime minister

    沒有很多人能夠成功

  • you blocked the pull

    *背景人聲*

  • not a lot of people can pull that off

    他用微笑來隱藏自己的尷尬

  • *background speaking*

    我真的可以...你知道的...這真的非常棒

  • he's laughing a lil' bit to hide the Awkwardness

    *背景人聲*

  • I can really.. - you know that's ... that's also a really good...

    哦 看看我...

  • *background speaking*

    他想要維持眼神接觸

  • oh look at me...

    他盡量讓事情不那麼尷尬

  • he wants to maintain eye contact

    但他繼續 他好像在說:嘿 看!

  • he's trying to make it less awkward

    *背景人聲*

  • but he keeps going.. he's like: HEY LOOK

    川普:謝謝大家! Pewds:呃啊啊啊啊啊

  • *background speaking*

    哈哈哈哈

  • Trump: "Thank you everybody" Pewds: AHHHHHH

    這是高潮啊

  • *laughs*

    差不多了..哈 看看川普

  • That was the Climax

    為什麼我覺得這個這麼好笑

  • pretty much... *laughs* look at Trump..

    我也不知道

  • Why is this so funny to me

    *笑*

  • I have no idea

    *持續的背景人聲*

  • *laughs*

    川普:我們有強壯的手

  • *background speaking continues*

    川普 你知道的 試著要紳士一點

  • Trump: We have strong hands.

    去稱讚首相先生

  • Trump, you know... being the Gentleman he is

    稱讚他的手很強壯

  • complimenting the Prime Minister

    等等 惡名昭彰的川普

  • for having strong hands

    我不知道這個欸

  • Wait.. "the Infamous Donald Trump"

    來了來了 什麼事情會發生呢?

  • I didnt know this was a thing.

    呃...哦...哦...

  • Here it comes... what's gonna happen?

    看起來不會太糟 對吧?

  • uh.. oohh...

    不 我沒有...我沒有看到 他們也沒有看到

  • That wasn't too bad...w-what?

    現在我很開心

  • No, I don't.. I don't see it.. They don't see it..

    川普當上了總統 這樣我就可以看到

  • Right now I'm just happy..

    他握更多人的手 這真的很棒

  • Trump is President, so I can see him

    這對於我們的機構來說會是一個很好的研究方向

  • doing more handshakes.. this is very fascinating.

    言歸正傳 我今天不是要來說

  • This is good for a Research for our Charity.

    川普的事情 我是要來說

  • But anyway... I'm not here to just talk about

    尷尬的握手行為 那是我所熱衷的

  • Mr. Trump. I'm here to talk about

    我所關切的

  • awkward handshakes. That's where my

    這是一個重要的原因

  • Passion is. That's where my heart is.

    但很多人卻還沒有了解到

  • And it's an important cause

    我曾經說過 但我現在再說一次

  • that I don't think a lot of people realise.

    我們應該要鞠躬 這不可能會搞砸吧?

  • I've said this before and I'll say it again..

    一個鞠躬 那就是我們應該做的

  • we should bow.. surely you can never fuck up

    就...鞠躬吧!

  • a bow... That's all we should do..

    這裡沒有...@#$kl$^&*$%^&^

  • Just.. BOW!

    ...閉嘴!

  • There's no esfalp... esfolp... esfalp...

    呃...

  • esfol... shut up!

    他用錯邊的手來握手了...

  • *video*

    這很顯然的超尷尬

  • EURGHH... *cringe noise*

    噁心...

  • He shook with the wrong Hand...

    這個人應該要被處決

  • obviously it's awkward.

    很抱歉

  • disgusting...

    我知道這可能聽起來有點過分

  • This man needs to be killed.

    但我們這個機構不是在開玩笑的

  • I'm sorry.

    好嗎?

  • And I know it might seem a lil' bit harsh

    不要再握手了...

  • but this Charity is not fucking around.

    你...你只有一次機會好嗎?

  • okay?

    你搞砸一次你就結束了

  • No more handshakes..

    你知道嗎 其實我也搞砸過蠻多次的 *笑*

  • Y..You got one strike, okay?

    *笑* 但我不管

  • You fuck it up once and you're done.

    *注意最後尷尬的握手*

  • You know, I may have fucked up a couple actually *laughs*

    *超尷尬*

  • *laughs* ...but that doesn't matter

    哦哦哦哦哦哦

  • Reporter: so thinking forward to the navi game, now again best of five *initiates awkward handshake*

    他怎麼沒有說: 我還沒準備好

  • Reporter: *Awkward babble*

    太糟糕了! 這已經沒救了

  • OOOOHHHH *cringe noise*

    傷害已經造成了!

  • There's no saying "Oh, I wasn't ready"

    呃啊啊啊啊啊

  • that's too bad.. It's already done!

    呃啊!我看了好難受

  • That damage is done!

    “哦 我沒有準備要握手...

  • *video*

    我只是想要表達

  • EUUURGHH *cringe noise again*

    謝謝你讓我處在這個難堪的處境

  • AHAH! That hurts meeee *cringy voice*

    你這他馬的智障“ *笑*

  • "Oh, I wasn't going for a Handshake

    他試著要挽救...

  • I was making expression

    ...不...不...不

  • Thank you for adding me to a cringe compilation...

    不...不要