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  • Wow.

    哇哦

  • Carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, Carrots, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, Carrot.

    胡蘿蔔,胡蘿蔔,胡蘿蔔,胡蘿蔔,胡蘿蔔,胡蘿蔔,胡蘿蔔,胡蘿蔔,胡蘿蔔。

  • What do you want?

    你想要什麼?

  • I'm right here.

    我就在這裡。

  • Carrot.

    胡蘿蔔。

  • Carrot?

    胡蘿蔔?

  • His name is Garrett.

    他叫加勒特

  • His name is Garrett.

    他叫加勒特

  • Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

    哦,你一定是在開玩笑。

  • Hey, Garret.

    嘿, Garret.

  • Looks like carrot could hardly bear it.

    看來胡蘿蔔快承受不住了。

  • Oh, share it.

    哦,分享它。

  • Share it.

    分享它。

  • Where?

    哪兒?

  • It where it scary.

    它在哪裡是可怕的。

  • Barrett Wonder Merit.

    巴雷特奇蹟功德。

  • Sherritt Parrot.

    Sherritt Parrot.

  • Where?

    在哪裡?

  • It where it Skerritt.

    它在哪裡,它Skerritt。

  • Barrett.

    巴雷特

  • The way we get it, you learned how to rhyme carrots, right?

    我們明白了,你學會了胡蘿蔔的韻律,對嗎?

  • Garrett way should ride some other time.

    加勒特路應該改天再騎。

  • Way I'm Oh, hey, Garret, Stop copying me!

    哦,嘿,Garret,別再模仿我了!

  • Stop copying.

    停止複製。

  • May stop copying May stop copying May.

    可停止抄襲可停止抄襲。

  • What is happening right now?

    現在發生了什麼?

  • Rock!

    搖滾!

  • Rock!

    搖滾!

  • Rock!

    搖滾!

  • Rock!

    搖滾!

  • Hey, Carrot.

    嘿,胡蘿蔔。

  • Carrot!

    胡蘿蔔!

  • Hey!

    嘿!

  • What have you ever considered getting a ferret?

    你有什麼考慮過養雪貂?

  • What does that even you could name him?

    那是什麼,連你都能說出他的名字?

  • Jared!

    傑瑞德!

  • Jared the ferret!

    雪貂傑瑞德!

  • Jared the ferret!

    雪貂傑瑞德!

  • Rock, Rock, rock the oh, really?

    搖滾,搖滾,搖滾的哦,真的嗎?

  • Pocket rocket!

    袖珍火箭!

  • Rocket docket!

    火箭彈!

  • Lock it!

    鎖定它!

  • Walk it, Polly!

    走吧,波莉!

  • Pocket!

    口袋!

  • Pocket Rocket!

    口袋火箭!

  • Rocket docket!

    火箭彈!

  • Lock it!

    鎖定它!

  • Walk it!

    走吧!

  • Polly, Want a cracker?

    波莉,要不要吃餅乾?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Hey, didn't repeat what you said.

    嘿,沒有重複你說的話。

  • Uh, you said Polly Pocket, but he said Probably want a grand, right?

    呃,你說的是Polly Pocket,但他說可能要一千塊,對吧?

  • Exactly what we want a grander See your parents broken or something?

    正是我們想要的更宏大的看到你的父母破碎還是什麼?

  • Carrots not broken.

    胡蘿蔔沒有斷。

  • He's just out spoken.

    他只是出言不遜。

  • Hey, guys, what's cracking?

    嘿,夥計們,什麼是破解?

  • Probably want a cracker.

    可能是想吃餅乾吧。

  • Oh!

    哦!

  • Oh, I should not have come here.

    哦,我不應該來這裡。

  • Well, congratulations, orange.

    嗯,恭喜你,橙子。

  • You happy with yourself now?

    你現在對自己滿意了嗎?

  • How now, Brown cow?

    現在怎麼樣,棕牛?

  • Stop rhyming Stop climbing.

    止韻止攀。

  • I'm not climbing.

    我不是在爬。

  • No one's climbing.

    沒有人爬。

  • Stop whining!

    別抱怨了!

  • This'll is honestly the dumbest conversation in the history of history itself.

    說實話,這將是歷史上最愚蠢的對話,歷史本身。

  • Karen?

    凱倫?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Barrett, huh?

    巴雷特,嗯?

  • Carrot?

    胡蘿蔔?

  • There's no one left to inherit your ferret.

    沒有人留下繼承你的雪貂。

  • High e Get the number for animal control, please.

    請給動物管理處打個電話吧

  • Hey, Flappy Bird.

    嘿,Flappy Bird.

  • Hey.

    嘿嘿

  • Yeah, You like my hoverboard?

    是啊,你喜歡我的懸浮滑板?

  • I think it's pretty fly.

    我認為這是相當飛。

  • I Sure, Dude, it's great.

    當然了 酷哥 很棒的。

  • Whatever.

    管他呢

  • Look, I'm kind of busy with Flappy Bird.

    聽著,我現在正忙著處理Flappy Bird的事情。

  • Hey, what a Yes, I hear you.

    嘿,什麼是 是的,我聽到你。

  • What do you want?

    你想要什麼?

  • A what?

    一個什麼?

  • What e?

    什麼e?

  • Oh, you're just going to the other side of the pipes.

    哦,你只是去管道的另一邊。

  • It's way easier, E Uh, that's not how it's done.

    這樣更容易,呃,不是這樣做的。

  • No, you have to be all flappy and avoid the pipes.

    不,你必須是所有的flappy和避免管道。

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • Because the titles Flappy bird, not hoverboard around the pipes bird, Although that is very catchy.

    因為標題Flappy鳥,而不是懸浮板周圍的管道鳥,雖然這是非常上口的。

  • Why does flappy make you happy?

    為什麼flappy會讓你開心?

  • No.

    不知道

  • Zits, Right time?

    痘痘,時間對嗎?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Hey, no flappy bird.

    嘿,沒有喇叭鳥。

  • Happy bird!

    快樂鳥!

  • Sappy burden.

    Sappy負擔。

  • Happy bird!

    快樂鳥!

  • That is not a word.

    這不是一個字。

  • Crappy bird.

    蹩腳的鳥。

  • Dappy bird Happy bird.

    快樂的鳥兒 快樂的鳥兒

  • Double bacon.

    雙份培根。

  • Wrap E bird.

    纏E鳥。

  • I can't focus while you're a tank.

    你是坦克的時候,我無法集中注意力。

  • And you ruined my concentration again.

    而你又毀了我的注意力。

  • Man, I got really, really far that time to Okay?

    夥計,我得到了真的,真的很遠的時間,好嗎?

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Flappy bird.

    Flappy bird.

  • I've decided I want to play by the rules.

    我決定要按規矩辦事。

  • Good.

    很好啊

  • Introducing Flappy board.

    介紹一下Flappy板。

  • Wow.

    哇哦

  • Wow, You're actually pretty good at that.

    哇,你其實很擅長這個。

  • You should have been born a bird.

    你應該生來就是一隻鳥。

  • I am a bird.

    我是一隻鳥。

  • I'm born through so many half pipes.

    我出生在這麼多半管。

  • They call me Tony Hawk.

    他們叫我託尼霍克

  • Hey, watch where you're going!

    嘿,看你要去哪裡!

  • Tony Hawk, you're messing with my flappy flow.

    託尼-霍克,你把我的喇叭流弄亂了。

  • That reminds me what does Ah hawks say?

    這讓我想起了阿鷹說的什麼?

  • Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

    哦,不,不,不,不!

  • Caca, caca, caca Got got, got got, got got.

    卡卡,卡卡,卡卡得到了,得到了,得到了。

  • Oh, please stop making the Hawks out.

    哦,請不要再讓老鷹隊出局了。

  • Okay, okay.

    好吧,好吧。

  • I'll put it on waiting.

    我會把它放在等待。

  • Get it?

    明白了嗎?

  • Thanks, I guess.

    謝謝,我想。

  • Oh, Flappy bird hit Flappy Bird.

    哦,Flappy bird打Flappy Bird。

  • Hey, have you ever tried going into the pipes like Mario?

    嘿,你有沒有試過像馬里奧那樣進入管道?

  • No, because you can't go into the pipes.

    不,因為你不能進入管道。

  • Really?

    真的嗎?

  • Hey, how come I walked over here?

    嘿,我怎麼會走過來?

  • Hey, Flappy bird.

    嘿,Flappy鳥。

  • Hey, seriously.

    嘿,說真的。

  • Why do you get to do that?

    為什麼你可以這樣做?

  • Come on, try it.

    來吧,試試吧。

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I'm really far right now.

    我現在真的很遠。

  • I don't want to jeopardize.

    我不想危害。

  • Come on.

    來吧。

  • Are you a bird Or are you chicken back?

    你是鳥還是雞?

  • No, no.

    不,不。

  • Not going to do it.

    不打算這樣做。

  • This is just another one of you.

    這只是你的另一個人。

  • Get back!

    退後!

  • Stop it!

    停下來!

  • I need to concentrate.

    我需要集中精力。

  • Come on.

    來吧。

  • There's a magical world just down this point.

    就在這個點上,有一個神奇的世界。

  • I promise.

    我保證。

  • Lies, Allies.

    謊言,盟友。

  • There's absolutely nothing down there.

    下面絕對沒有任何東西。

  • Nothing.

    什麼都沒有。

  • I wouldn't say nothing, but I would say Mario, that takes dough sexy.

    我不會說什麼,但我會說馬里奧,這需要麵糰性感。

  • Oh, that's it.

    哦,就是這樣。

  • I'm done.

    我不幹了

  • I quit.

    我不幹了

  • Okay, it's wrong.

    好吧,這是錯的。

  • Time again.

    時間又到了。

  • Shut it down!

    關掉它!

  • Shut it all down!

    把一切都關了!

  • Everybody out of the pool!

    所有人都離開泳池!

  • Mamma mia, What's wrong with the doctor?

    媽媽咪呀,醫生怎麼了?

  • Koopa Trooper?

    Koopa Trooper?

  • Uh, no hoverboard e o thes tiny wings or the funniest thing since T Rex Arms.

    呃,沒有懸浮滑板,沒有小翅膀,也沒有T-Rex武器之後最有趣的東西。

  • Hey, Anybody wanna put on sunglasses?

    嘿,有人想戴上太陽鏡嗎?

  • Too bad our arms are too small.

    可惜我們的胳膊太小了。

  • And also our arms.

    也是我們的武器。

  • Air wings.

    氣翼。

  • Who even invited this cloud?

    這云何人還請了?

  • Oh, who wants to hear me list off every word that rhymes with clown town noun.

    哦,誰想聽我把每個和小丑鎮名詞押韻的詞都列出來。

  • That's all I could think of.

    這就是我所能想到的。

  • Would you frog start the race already?

    你會青蛙開始比賽了嗎?

  • Yeah, frogs.

    是啊,青蛙。

  • When race time comes along, you must ribbit way.

    當比賽時間到來時,你必須Ribbit方式。

  • Finally, when a downhill comes along you must whip it.

    最後,當一個下坡路出現的時候,你一定要鞭策它。

  • Stop singing When a Hilden comes along, you must whip it.

    別唱了,當一個希爾頓出現時,你必須鞭打它。

  • We're gonna lose this guy When a hill just comes along.

    我們會失去這個傢伙,當一個山頭出現的時候。

  • You must Lippett.

    你一定要李佩特。

  • How is he keeping up?

    他是如何保持的?

  • It's that to wait, toe.

    就是要等,趾。

  • Flip it.

    翻轉它。

  • Flip it.

    翻轉它。

  • Good shot.

    好球

  • Whoa!

    哇!

  • Okay, I think he's gone.

    好吧,我想他已經走了。

  • Hey, birdbrain.

    嘿,鳥人

  • Hey, Dang it.

    嘿,當它。

  • You guys should really get one of these.

    你們真的應該買一個這樣的。

  • It's way easier.

    這是更容易的方式。

  • That's Gina, you jerk.

    那是吉娜,你這個混蛋。

  • I'm not a jerk.

    我不是一個混蛋。

  • I brought you a gift.

    我給你帶來了一份禮物。

  • You did what now?

    你現在做了什麼?

  • Sure did.

    當然了

  • Well, what is it?

    那麼,是什麼呢?

  • It's a dye.

    這是一種染料。

  • Bob E.

    鮑勃-E.

  • Got you something to Bluebird.

    給你帶來了藍鳥的東西。

  • Let me guess.

    讓我猜猜看

  • It's a diner E.

    這是家餐廳E。

  • Would you knock it off?

    你能把它關掉嗎?

  • You're distracting us from the race.

    你在分散我們對比賽的注意力。

  • Hey.

    嘿嘿

  • Hey, Bernie Birds!

    嘿,伯尼鳥!

  • Hey.

    嘿嘿

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Hillside?

    山坡上?

  • Whoa!

    哇!

  • Well, you know what they say The early bird gets the worm.

    嗯,你知道他們說什麼,早起的鳥兒有蟲吃。

  • Whoa!

    哇!

  • Oh, What's up?

    哦,怎麼了?

  • Party foods.

    派對食品。

  • It's your boy Little apple with co host Orange.

    這是你的孩子小蘋果與合作主持人橙子。

  • That's may.

    那是可能的。

  • You guys ask for it.

    是你們自找的。

  • So here it is.

    所以在這裡,它是。

  • The bird box challenge.

    鳥箱挑戰。

  • Who?

    誰?

  • I'm so excited.

    我太興奮了。

  • I don't know which way is up.

    我不知道哪條路是向上的。

  • All right, let's do this thing.

    好吧,讓我們來做這件事。

  • That was good.

    這是很好的。

  • Here we go.

    我們走吧

  • Yep.

    是的。

  • So we're gonna take us through the rules or you go.

    所以,我們要帶我們通過規則或你去。

  • You probably know a little more about it than I dio Hold on a second.

    你可能比我知道的更多一些,等一下。

  • Neither of us know what the bird box challenge actually is?

    我們都不知道鳥箱挑戰賽到底是什麼?

  • Don't be ridiculous.

    別傻了

  • Everybody knows what the bird box challenges.

    大家都知道鳥箱的挑戰是什麼。

  • Okay, so what is it?

    好吧,那是什麼?

  • Um uh, say the first thing that comes to mind.

    嗯嗯,說說你想到的第一件事。

  • Toenail booger barf.

    趾甲鼻屎吧。

  • What may be the second thing that comes to mind The bird box challenges when you are.

    什麼可能是第二件事,想到鳥箱挑戰時,你是。

  • I'm box a bird.

    我是盒子裡的鳥。

  • Oh, okay.

    哦,好吧。

  • Like with boxing gloves?

    就像帶著拳擊手套?

  • Um, yep.

    嗯,是的。

  • So here we go, folks.

    所以,在這裡,我們走了,夥計們。

  • Here's how the bird box challenge is gonna go down.

    下面是鳥箱挑戰賽的流程。

  • Each of us is gonna go three rounds with a bird.

    我們每個人都要用一隻鳥去打三輪。

  • Whoever gets more punches in will be declared the winner.

    誰的拳頭打得多,誰就會被宣佈獲勝。

  • Your first Uh huh.

    你的第一次 嗯哼。

  • I'm in the video now.

    我現在在視頻中。

  • Around one e don't really have anything against this bird.

    大約一個e不真正有什麼反對這種鳥。

  • But if it's for a challenge, I guess I could stop e that I think about it.

    但如果是為了挑戰,我想我可以停止e,我想它。

  • That challenge was pretty birdbrained.

    這個挑戰還真是鳥槍換炮。

  • Yeah, I'll say good thing we tested it out on pair, but the fans still need to see a bird box challenge video.

    是啊,我就說好在我們測試出了對,但粉絲們還是要看看鳥箱挑戰視頻。

  • So what are we gonna dio?

    那我們要怎麼做?

  • Did someone say bird box challenge?

    有人說鳥箱挑戰嗎?

  • Alright, Grapefruit saves the day.

    好吧,葡萄柚拯救了一天。

  • What a great guy s.

    多麼偉大的傢伙S。

  • So here's how it works.

    所以,這就是它的工作原理。

  • Each of us get the bucks to open Alan Box.

    我們每個人都能拿到開艾倫盒子的錢。

  • My bird first.

    我的鳥先來。

  • Oh, what a cute little hummingbird.

    哦,多麼可愛的小蜂鳥。

  • Oh, I'll go next way.

    哦,我走下一條路。

  • A parent who?

    一個父母誰?

  • That's so cool.

    太酷了

  • Not for