Carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, Carrots, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, Carrot.

胡蘿蔔，胡蘿蔔，胡蘿蔔，胡蘿蔔，胡蘿蔔，胡蘿蔔，胡蘿蔔，胡蘿蔔，胡蘿蔔。

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

I'm right here.

我就在這裡。

Carrot.

胡蘿蔔。

Carrot?

胡蘿蔔？

His name is Garrett.

他叫加勒特

His name is Garrett.

他叫加勒特

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

哦，你一定是在開玩笑。

Hey, Garret.

嘿, Garret.

Looks like carrot could hardly bear it.

看來胡蘿蔔快承受不住了。

Oh, share it.

哦，分享它。

Share it.

分享它。

Where?

哪兒？

It where it scary.

它在哪裡是可怕的。

Barrett Wonder Merit.

巴雷特奇蹟功德。

Sherritt Parrot.

Sherritt Parrot.

Where?

在哪裡？

It where it Skerritt.

它在哪裡，它Skerritt。

Barrett.

巴雷特

The way we get it, you learned how to rhyme carrots, right?

我們明白了，你學會了胡蘿蔔的韻律，對嗎？

Garrett way should ride some other time.

加勒特路應該改天再騎。

Way I'm Oh, hey, Garret, Stop copying me!

哦，嘿，Garret，別再模仿我了！

Stop copying.

停止複製。

May stop copying May stop copying May.

可停止抄襲可停止抄襲。

What is happening right now?

現在發生了什麼？

Rock!

搖滾！

Rock!

搖滾！

Rock!

搖滾！

Rock!

搖滾！

Hey, Carrot.

嘿，胡蘿蔔。

Carrot!

胡蘿蔔！

Hey!

嘿！

What have you ever considered getting a ferret?

你有什麼考慮過養雪貂？

What does that even you could name him?

那是什麼，連你都能說出他的名字？

Jared!

傑瑞德！

Jared the ferret!

雪貂傑瑞德！

Jared the ferret!

雪貂傑瑞德！

Rock, Rock, rock the oh, really?

搖滾，搖滾，搖滾的哦，真的嗎？

Pocket rocket!

袖珍火箭！

Rocket docket!

火箭彈！

Lock it!

鎖定它！

Walk it, Polly!

走吧，波莉！

Pocket!

口袋！

Pocket Rocket!

口袋火箭！

Rocket docket!

火箭彈！

Lock it!

鎖定它！

Walk it!

走吧！

Polly, Want a cracker?

波莉，要不要吃餅乾？

What?

什麼？

Hey, didn't repeat what you said.

嘿，沒有重複你說的話。

Uh, you said Polly Pocket, but he said Probably want a grand, right?

呃，你說的是Polly Pocket，但他說可能要一千塊，對吧？

Exactly what we want a grander See your parents broken or something?

正是我們想要的更宏大的看到你的父母破碎還是什麼？

Carrots not broken.

胡蘿蔔沒有斷。

He's just out spoken.

他只是出言不遜。

Hey, guys, what's cracking?

嘿，夥計們，什麼是破解？

Probably want a cracker.

可能是想吃餅乾吧。

Oh!

哦！

Oh, I should not have come here.

哦，我不應該來這裡。

Well, congratulations, orange.

嗯，恭喜你，橙子。

You happy with yourself now?

你現在對自己滿意了嗎？

How now, Brown cow?

現在怎麼樣，棕牛？

Stop rhyming Stop climbing.

止韻止攀。

I'm not climbing.

我不是在爬。

No one's climbing.

沒有人爬。

Stop whining!

別抱怨了！

This'll is honestly the dumbest conversation in the history of history itself.

說實話，這將是歷史上最愚蠢的對話，歷史本身。

Karen?

凱倫？

What?

什麼？

Barrett, huh?

巴雷特，嗯？

Carrot?

胡蘿蔔？

There's no one left to inherit your ferret.

沒有人留下繼承你的雪貂。

High e Get the number for animal control, please.

請給動物管理處打個電話吧

Hey, Flappy Bird.

嘿，Flappy Bird.

Hey.

嘿嘿

Yeah, You like my hoverboard?

是啊，你喜歡我的懸浮滑板？

I think it's pretty fly.

我認為這是相當飛。

I Sure, Dude, it's great.

當然了 酷哥 很棒的。

Whatever.

管他呢

Look, I'm kind of busy with Flappy Bird.

聽著，我現在正忙著處理Flappy Bird的事情。

Hey, what a Yes, I hear you.

嘿，什麼是 是的，我聽到你。

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

A what?

一個什麼？

What e?

什麼e？

Oh, you're just going to the other side of the pipes.

哦，你只是去管道的另一邊。

It's way easier, E Uh, that's not how it's done.

這樣更容易，呃，不是這樣做的。

No, you have to be all flappy and avoid the pipes.

不，你必須是所有的flappy和避免管道。

Why?

為什麼？

Because the titles Flappy bird, not hoverboard around the pipes bird, Although that is very catchy.

因為標題Flappy鳥，而不是懸浮板周圍的管道鳥，雖然這是非常上口的。

Why does flappy make you happy?

為什麼flappy會讓你開心？

No.

不知道

Zits, Right time?

痘痘，時間對嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Hey, no flappy bird.

嘿，沒有喇叭鳥。

Happy bird!

快樂鳥！

Sappy burden.

Sappy負擔。

Happy bird!

快樂鳥！

That is not a word.

這不是一個字。

Crappy bird.

蹩腳的鳥。

Dappy bird Happy bird.

快樂的鳥兒 快樂的鳥兒

Double bacon.

雙份培根。

Wrap E bird.

纏E鳥。

I can't focus while you're a tank.

你是坦克的時候，我無法集中注意力。

And you ruined my concentration again.

而你又毀了我的注意力。

Man, I got really, really far that time to Okay?

夥計，我得到了真的，真的很遠的時間，好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Flappy bird.

Flappy bird.

I've decided I want to play by the rules.

我決定要按規矩辦事。

Good.

很好啊

Introducing Flappy board.

介紹一下Flappy板。

Wow.

哇哦

Wow, You're actually pretty good at that.

哇，你其實很擅長這個。

You should have been born a bird.

你應該生來就是一隻鳥。

I am a bird.

我是一隻鳥。

I'm born through so many half pipes.

我出生在這麼多半管。

They call me Tony Hawk.

他們叫我託尼霍克

Hey, watch where you're going!

嘿，看你要去哪裡！

Tony Hawk, you're messing with my flappy flow.

託尼-霍克，你把我的喇叭流弄亂了。

That reminds me what does Ah hawks say?

這讓我想起了阿鷹說的什麼？

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

哦，不，不，不，不！

Caca, caca, caca Got got, got got, got got.

卡卡，卡卡，卡卡得到了，得到了，得到了。

Oh, please stop making the Hawks out.

哦，請不要再讓老鷹隊出局了。

Okay, okay.

好吧，好吧。

I'll put it on waiting.

我會把它放在等待。

Get it?

明白了嗎？

Thanks, I guess.

謝謝，我想。

Oh, Flappy bird hit Flappy Bird.

哦，Flappy bird打Flappy Bird。

Hey, have you ever tried going into the pipes like Mario?

嘿，你有沒有試過像馬里奧那樣進入管道？

No, because you can't go into the pipes.

不，因為你不能進入管道。

Really?

真的嗎？

Hey, how come I walked over here?

嘿，我怎麼會走過來？

Hey, Flappy bird.

嘿，Flappy鳥。

Hey, seriously.

嘿，說真的。

Why do you get to do that?

為什麼你可以這樣做？

Come on, try it.

來吧，試試吧。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I'm really far right now.

我現在真的很遠。

I don't want to jeopardize.

我不想危害。

Come on.

來吧。

Are you a bird Or are you chicken back?

你是鳥還是雞？

No, no.

不，不。

Not going to do it.

不打算這樣做。

This is just another one of you.

這只是你的另一個人。

Get back!

退後！

Stop it!

停下來！

I need to concentrate.

我需要集中精力。

Come on.

來吧。

There's a magical world just down this point.

就在這個點上，有一個神奇的世界。

I promise.

我保證。

Lies, Allies.

謊言，盟友。

There's absolutely nothing down there.

下面絕對沒有任何東西。

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

I wouldn't say nothing, but I would say Mario, that takes dough sexy.

我不會說什麼，但我會說馬里奧，這需要麵糰性感。

Oh, that's it.

哦，就是這樣。

I'm done.

我不幹了

I quit.

我不幹了

Okay, it's wrong.

好吧，這是錯的。

Time again.

時間又到了。

Shut it down!

關掉它！

Shut it all down!

把一切都關了！

Everybody out of the pool!

所有人都離開泳池！

Mamma mia, What's wrong with the doctor?

媽媽咪呀，醫生怎麼了？

Koopa Trooper?

Koopa Trooper?

Uh, no hoverboard e o thes tiny wings or the funniest thing since T Rex Arms.

呃，沒有懸浮滑板，沒有小翅膀，也沒有T-Rex武器之後最有趣的東西。

Hey, Anybody wanna put on sunglasses?

嘿，有人想戴上太陽鏡嗎？

Too bad our arms are too small.

可惜我們的胳膊太小了。

And also our arms.

也是我們的武器。

Air wings.

氣翼。

Who even invited this cloud?

這云何人還請了？

Oh, who wants to hear me list off every word that rhymes with clown town noun.

哦，誰想聽我把每個和小丑鎮名詞押韻的詞都列出來。

That's all I could think of.

這就是我所能想到的。

Would you frog start the race already?

你會青蛙開始比賽了嗎？

Yeah, frogs.

是啊，青蛙。

When race time comes along, you must ribbit way.

當比賽時間到來時，你必須Ribbit方式。

Finally, when a downhill comes along you must whip it.

最後，當一個下坡路出現的時候，你一定要鞭策它。

Stop singing When a Hilden comes along, you must whip it.

別唱了，當一個希爾頓出現時，你必須鞭打它。

We're gonna lose this guy When a hill just comes along.

我們會失去這個傢伙，當一個山頭出現的時候。

You must Lippett.

你一定要李佩特。

How is he keeping up?

他是如何保持的？

It's that to wait, toe.

就是要等，趾。

Flip it.

翻轉它。

Flip it.

翻轉它。

Good shot.

好球

Whoa!

哇！

Okay, I think he's gone.

好吧，我想他已經走了。

Hey, birdbrain.

嘿，鳥人

Hey, Dang it.

嘿，當它。

You guys should really get one of these.

你們真的應該買一個這樣的。

It's way easier.

這是更容易的方式。

That's Gina, you jerk.

那是吉娜，你這個混蛋。

I'm not a jerk.

我不是一個混蛋。

I brought you a gift.

我給你帶來了一份禮物。

You did what now?

你現在做了什麼？

Sure did.

當然了

Well, what is it?

那麼，是什麼呢？

It's a dye.

這是一種染料。

Bob E.

鮑勃-E.

Got you something to Bluebird.

給你帶來了藍鳥的東西。

Let me guess.

讓我猜猜看

It's a diner E.

這是家餐廳E。

Would you knock it off?

你能把它關掉嗎？

You're distracting us from the race.

你在分散我們對比賽的注意力。

Hey.

嘿嘿

Hey, Bernie Birds!

嘿，伯尼鳥！

Hey.

嘿嘿

What?

什麼？

Hillside?

山坡上？

Whoa!

哇！

Well, you know what they say The early bird gets the worm.

嗯，你知道他們說什麼，早起的鳥兒有蟲吃。

Whoa!

哇！

Oh, What's up?

哦，怎麼了？

Party foods.

派對食品。

It's your boy Little apple with co host Orange.

這是你的孩子小蘋果與合作主持人橙子。

That's may.

那是可能的。

You guys ask for it.

是你們自找的。

So here it is.

所以在這裡，它是。

The bird box challenge.

鳥箱挑戰。

Who?

誰？

I'm so excited.

我太興奮了。

I don't know which way is up.

我不知道哪條路是向上的。

All right, let's do this thing.

好吧，讓我們來做這件事。

That was good.

這是很好的。

Here we go.

我們走吧

Yep.

是的。

So we're gonna take us through the rules or you go.

所以，我們要帶我們通過規則或你去。

You probably know a little more about it than I dio Hold on a second.

你可能比我知道的更多一些，等一下。

Neither of us know what the bird box challenge actually is?

我們都不知道鳥箱挑戰賽到底是什麼？

Don't be ridiculous.

別傻了

Everybody knows what the bird box challenges.

大家都知道鳥箱的挑戰是什麼。

Okay, so what is it?

好吧，那是什麼？

Um uh, say the first thing that comes to mind.

嗯嗯，說說你想到的第一件事。

Toenail booger barf.

趾甲鼻屎吧。

What may be the second thing that comes to mind The bird box challenges when you are.

什麼可能是第二件事，想到鳥箱挑戰時，你是。

I'm box a bird.

我是盒子裡的鳥。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧。

Like with boxing gloves?

就像帶著拳擊手套？

Um, yep.

嗯，是的。

So here we go, folks.

所以，在這裡，我們走了，夥計們。

Here's how the bird box challenge is gonna go down.

下面是鳥箱挑戰賽的流程。

Each of us is gonna go three rounds with a bird.

我們每個人都要用一隻鳥去打三輪。

Whoever gets more punches in will be declared the winner.

誰的拳頭打得多，誰就會被宣佈獲勝。

Your first Uh huh.

你的第一次 嗯哼。

I'm in the video now.

我現在在視頻中。

Around one e don't really have anything against this bird.

大約一個e不真正有什麼反對這種鳥。

But if it's for a challenge, I guess I could stop e that I think about it.

但如果是為了挑戰，我想我可以停止e，我想它。

That challenge was pretty birdbrained.

這個挑戰還真是鳥槍換炮。

Yeah, I'll say good thing we tested it out on pair, but the fans still need to see a bird box challenge video.

是啊，我就說好在我們測試出了對，但粉絲們還是要看看鳥箱挑戰視頻。

So what are we gonna dio?

那我們要怎麼做？

Did someone say bird box challenge?

有人說鳥箱挑戰嗎？

Alright, Grapefruit saves the day.

好吧，葡萄柚拯救了一天。

What a great guy s.

多麼偉大的傢伙S。

So here's how it works.

所以，這就是它的工作原理。

Each of us get the bucks to open Alan Box.

我們每個人都能拿到開艾倫盒子的錢。

My bird first.

我的鳥先來。

Oh, what a cute little hummingbird.

哦，多麼可愛的小蜂鳥。

Oh, I'll go next way.

哦，我走下一條路。

A parent who?

一個父母誰？

That's so cool.

太酷了

Not for