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  • I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, GUYS.

    我不能相信它,夥計們。

  • DECEMBER IS HALF VER.

    12月是半月,也是我的生日。

  • WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH.

    我們已經過了一半了。

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

    我不明白。

  • IT FEELS LIKE THE OTHER DAY, IT WAS THE FIRST.

    感覺就像其他的日子,這是第一次。

  • WE DON'T DO ANYTHING, WE COME HERE, WE'RE TRAPPED

    * We don't do anything anything, we come here, we're TRAPPED * 我們什麼都不做,我們來到這裡,我們被困住了。

  • BUT TIME SEEMS TO BE GOING SO FAST?

    但時間似乎過得太快了?

  • REGGIE, WHAT EVEN IS "TIME?" >> Reggie: YOU KNOW, IT'S A

    >> 雷吉,"時間 "到底是什麼?>> 你知道,這是一個。

  • GOOD QUESTION.

    好問題。

  • IT'S REALLY THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I GUESS I'M

    這真的是唯一讓我覺得我想我是...

  • HERE.

    這裡。

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • ARE WE HERE, THOUGH?

    我們在這裡嗎?

  • >> Reggie: I DON'T THINK WE ARE.

    >> 我不認為我們是。

  • I THINK WE'RE EXPERIENCING THIS FROM A VERY DISTANT PLACE, BUT

    我想我們是在一個很遙遠的地方體驗到的,但是...

  • IT'S FUN.

    它的樂趣。

  • >> James: DO YOU THINK THEN, GENUINELY, BECAUSE DO YOU

    >> James:你覺得呢,真正的,因為你...

  • REMEMBER WHEN WE -- >> Reggie: YES, I REFERENCE

    記得當我們 -- >> 雷吉:是的,我指的是。

  • THIS ALL THE TIME.

    這所有的時間。

  • >> James: WE WERE SAYING NONE OF THIS IS HERE, NONE OF THIS IS

    >> 詹姆斯。我們說這一切都不在這裡,這一切都不在這裡。

  • REAL, WE'RE ALL LIVING A SIMULATION OF SOMETHING ELSE,

    真實的,我們都生活在一個模擬的其他東西。

  • AND I NEVER FORGET, HE SAID TO US, HE SAID, ANTS IN AN ANT FARM

    我永遠不會忘記,他對我們說,他說,螞蟻農場裡的螞蟻。

  • DON'T KNOW THAT THEY'RE IN AN ANT FARM.

    不知道他們是在螞蟻農場。

  • THEY THINK THAT'S THE WORLD.

    他們認為這就是世界。

  • >> Reggie: YES.

    >> 雷吉:是的。

  • >> James: AND I WAS, LIKE, SO HANG ON, IS IT A SIMULATION?

    >> 詹姆斯。我是,喜歡,所以掛, 它是一個模擬?

  • HE WAS, LIKE, THE CHANCES OF YOU BEING HERE AND ME BEING HERE AND

    他是,就像,你在這裡的機會,我在這裡,並。

  • ANY OF THIS IS REAL OR THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT FREE

    這些都是真的,或者你認為你已經得到了免費的事實。

  • WILL IS ABSURD.

    意志是荒謬的。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: SO I ROBBED A BANK.

    >> 所以我搶了一家銀行。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I DID.

    我做到了。

  • I WENT STRAIGHT OUT.

    我直接出去了。

  • I SAID, WELL, IF NONE OF THIS IS REAL, IT'S FINE.

    我說,好吧,如果這一切都不是真的,它的罰款。

  • ROBBED A W BANK, GOT AWAY WITH I $36,000 CASH.

    搶劫了一家W銀行,拿走了36000美元現金。

  • >> Reggie: WOW.

    >> 雷吉:WOW。

  • >> James: TWO BAGS OKAY, OTHER OPENED, COVERED IN INK.

    >> 詹姆斯。兩袋還好,另一袋打開了,蓋著墨水。

  • >> Reggie: OH.

    >> 雷吉:哦。

  • >> James: AND I BOUGHT A LOT OF BITCOIN.

    >> 詹姆斯:我買了很多比特幣。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HEADLINES.

    讓我們來看看頭條新聞。

  • IT'S OFFICIAL, ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR IS RESIGNING.

    這是官方的,總檢察長BILL BARR辭職。

  • BARR MET WITH THE PRESIDENT LAST NIGHT AND SAID HE WILL LEAVE

    巴爾昨晚會見總統,說他會離開。

  • OFFICE NEXT WEEK.

    下週辦公。

  • MAYBE NOW HE'LL HAVE TIME TO FINALLY READ THAT MUELLER

    也許現在他有時間讀完那本《穆勒》了吧?

  • REPORT.

    報告:

  • LAUGHTER ) BILL BARR HAS RESIGNED AS

    鮑磊已辭去政府的職位。

  • ATTORNEY GENERAL.

    總檢察長。

  • AS OPPOSED TO BEFORE, WHEN BARR WAS SIMPLY RESIGNED TO HIS FATE

    而不是以前,當巴倫只是簡單地接受他的命運。

  • OF DEFENDING EVERY STUPID THING DONALD TRUMP HAS EVER SAID.

    為唐納德-特朗普說過的每一句蠢話辯護,

  • I LOOKED AT IT -- BARR AND TRUMP, THEY COULDN'T

    我看了一下 -- 巴爾和特朗普,他們不能。

  • HAVE BEEN THAT CLOSE, OTHERWISE BARR WOULD HAVE GOTTEN

    本來就差那麼一點,否則巴爾就會被打倒

  • CORONAVIRUS.

    CORONAVIRUS:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T

    他是唯一的一個,沒有

  • GET COVID.

    得到COVID。

  • HE WAS NEVER IN THERE.

    他從來沒有在那裡。

  • HIS RESIGNATION LETTER DIDN'T GO INTO MUCH DETAIL, BUT BARR DID

    他的辭職信並沒有詳細介紹,但巴爾卻介紹了。

  • SAY HE PLANS TO SPEND MORE TIME BEING MISTAKEN FOR ELTON JOHN

    說他打算花更多的時間被誤解為埃爾頓-約翰。

  • WITH REGULAR GLASSES.

    搭配普通眼鏡。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP ANNOUNCED BARR'S

    特朗普宣佈了巴爾的任命。

  • RESIGNATION ON TWITTER, WRITING "JUST HAD A VERY NICE MEETING

    RESIGNATION ON TWITTER, WRITING "JUST HAD A VERY NICE MEETING"(剛剛舉行了一次非常好的會議)

  • WITH ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

    在白宮與總檢察長BILL BARR一起。

  • OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD ONE, HE HAS DONE AN

    我們的關係是非常好的,他做了很多事情。

  • OUTSTANDING JOB!

    出色的工作!

  • BILL WILL BE LEAVING JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS

    比爾將在聖誕節前離開,去過節了

  • WITH HIS FAMILY."

    與他的家人。"

  • OUR CONDOLENCES TO BILL BARR'S FAMILY AT THIS DIFFICULT TIME.

    在這個艱難的時刻,我們向比爾-巴爾的家人表示慰問。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THAT'S A

    但你必須承認,這是一個。

  • PRETTY GLOWING REVIEW COMING FROM TRUMP, WHICH MEANS BARR

    特朗普的漂亮評價,意味著巴爾的意思

  • MUST HAVE SOME REALLY SORDID BLACKMAILABLE MATERIAL ON HIM.

    他身上一定有一些非常骯髒的黑郵材料。

  • >> Reggie: YES.

    >> 雷吉:是的。

  • >> James: THE NEW INTERIM ATTORNEY GENERAL WILL BE JEFF

    >> James:新的臨時總檢察長將是JEFF。

  • ROSEN, OR AS TRUMP CALLS HIM, "LESS-HOT

    羅森,或如特朗普所說的 "不那麼熱"。

  • MIKE PENCE."

    MIKE PENCE"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, LAST NIGHT JOE BIDEN

    (笑) 在那個時候,昨晚喬比登

  • GAVE A SPEECH SHORTLY AFTER THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE CONFIRMED HIS

    在選舉學院確認他的身份後不久就發表演講

  • VICTORY, AND HE TOOK LOTS OF VEILED, AND NOT-SO-VEILED,

    勝利,他採取了大量的veiled,和不那麼veiled。

  • SWIPES AT PRESIDENT TRUMP.

    揮舞著特朗普總統。

  • >> IN AMERICA, POLITICIANS DON'T TAKE POWER.

    >>在美國,政治家不奪權。

  • PEOPLE GRANT POWER TO THEM.

    人們賦予他們權力。

  • THE FLAME OF DEMOCRACY WAS LIT IN THIS NATION A LONG TIME AGO,

    民主的火焰很久以前就在這個國家點燃了。

  • AND WE NOW KNOW NOTHING, NOT EVEN A PANDEMIC OR AN ABUSE OF

    而我們現在什麼都不知道,甚至不知道有什麼問題。

  • POWER CAN EXTINGUISH THAT FLAME.

    權力可以熄滅那火焰。

  • >> JAMES: I'M NOT SURE, BUT I FEEL LIKE HE WAS DIRECTING THAT

    >> 我不確定,但我覺得他好像在指揮... ...

  • AT DONALD TRUMP.

    在唐納德・特朗普。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND THIS WAS NICE, BIDEN'S TEAM,

    (笑),這是很好的,比登的團隊。

  • THEY'VE ALREADY REPURPOSED THAT CLIP AS A WAY TO TRY TO APPEAL

    他們已經把那段短片重複使用了,想以此作為上訴的手段。

  • TO YOUNG AMERICANS.

    給年輕的美國人:

  • >> THE FLAME OF DEMOCRACY WAS LIT --

    >> 民主的火焰被點燃了----。

  • >> DAMN, SON!

    >> 該死的,兒子!

  • WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?

    你在哪裡找到的?

  • ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪

  • ♪ >> James: LATER IN THE SAME

    >>詹姆斯。後來在同一

  • SPEECH, BIDEN EXPLAINED HOW TRUMP USED EVERY LEGAL RECOURSE

    演講中,比登解釋了特朗普如何使用一切法律手段。

  • AVAILABLE TO HIM AND IT WAS STILL SHOT DOWN EACH TIME.

    可供他使用,但每次都被擊落。

  • >> THEY WERE HARPED PI MORE THAN 80 JUDGES AND NO CAUSE WAS FOUND

    >> 他們受到超過80名法官的騷擾,但沒有找到任何原因。

  • TO REVERSE OR QUESTION OR DISPUTE THE RESULTS.

    對結果進行反轉、質疑或爭論。

  • >> James: YEAH, SURE, IF YOU TRUST THE COURTS.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,當然,如果你相信法庭的話。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

    你知道我在說什麼嗎?

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

    你知道我在說什麼。

  • WHEN HE HEARD THIS, TRUMP IS LIKE, YEAH, I'VE USED EVERY

    當他聽到這個,特朗普是這樣的,是的,我已經使用了每一個。

  • LEGAL RECOURSE AVAILABLE TO ME BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON

    我可以利用法律手段,但我還沒有開始。

  • THE ILLEGAL RECOURSES YET, YOU WAIT.

    非法的資源,你等著。

  • I LIKE BIDEN STATING FACTS IS THE NEW ULTIMATE DISS.

    我喜歡比登陳述事實是新的終極DISS。

  • HE LOST HIS LAWSUITS, NO VOTER FRAUD, THE EGGNOG IS, LET'S BE

    他輸掉了他的訴訟,沒有騙選民,蛋黃醬是,讓我們成為

  • HONEST, A LITTLE TOO RICH.

    誠實,有點太有錢了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT I LIKE A FIRED-UP BIDEN.

    (笑)但我喜歡一個火熱的投標人。

  • I LIKE WHEN HE JUST SPEAKS AND SAYS THIS.

    我喜歡他說話的時候,說這個。

  • I BET HE WALKED OFF STAGE, OPENED A SAC PRILL LA WITH

    我打賭他走下舞臺,打開了一個SAC PRILL LA與。

  • HIS',, CRUSHED THE CAN ON HIS HEAD, LET'S MOVE ON, LET'S GET

    他的,,粉碎罐在他的頭上, 讓我們繼續前進,讓我們得到

  • OUT OF HERE.

    離開這裡。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MEAN WHILE, PRESIDENT TRUMP

    (笑)我的意思是,特朗普總統......

  • STILL REFUSES TO CONCEDE.

    仍然拒絕認輸。

  • ACCORDING TO ONE INSIDER, TRUMP HAS DECIDED THAT HE WILL AVOID

    據一位內幕人士透露,特朗普已決定將避免

  • SAYING THAT HE LOST.

    說他輸了。

  • INSTEAD, TO SAVE FACE, HE'LL SAY HE "DIDN'T WIN."

    但是,為了保住面子,他會說他 "沒贏"。

  • MAN, THIS GUY HAS AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING.

    男人,這傢伙有一個答案 為一切。

  • EXCEPT HOW TO PROVE ELECTION FRAUD.

    除了如何證明選舉舞弊。

  • TRUMP THEN ADDED, AND IT'S NOT I WON'T BE PRESIDENT, IT'S JUST

    特朗普接著補充說,這不是我將成為總統,只是。

  • I'LL STOP NOT NOT BEING PRESIDENT.

    我不會再當總統了。

  • AND DID YOU SEE THIS?

    你看到了嗎?

  • EARLIER TODAY, THE F.D.A.

    今天早些時候,F.D.A.

  • CONFIRMED THAT MODERNA'S COVID-19 VACCINE IS SAFE AND

    證實現代的COVID-19疫苗是安全的,並且是安全的。

  • EFFECTIVE, WHICH MEANS WE MAY HAVE TWO APPROVED VACCINES B

    有效,這意味著我們可能會有兩種經準許的疫苗B。

  • THE END OF THE WEEK.

    本週結束。

  • INJECT THIS NEWS STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS.

    把這個新聞直接注入我的靜脈。

  • REGGIE?

    雷吉?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: I'M GOING TO GET BOTH!

    >> 詹姆斯。我要去得到這兩個!

  • PFIZER, MODERNA, BANG!

    PFIZER, MODERNA, BANG!

  • LET'S GO!

    我們走吧!

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: PFIZER, MODERNA!

    >> 詹姆斯。PFIZER, MODERNA!

  • >> Reggie: TIME FOR A VAX-CATION.

    >> 雷吉:是時候去VAX-CATION了。

  • >> James: ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT?

    >> 詹姆斯。你會得到它嗎?

  • >> Reggie: I'M GOING TO MAX THE VAX.

    >> 我要把VAX的容量放大。

  • >> James: YEAH, MAX THE VAX.

    >> 詹姆斯:是的,最大的VAX。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH ( LAUGHTER )

    >> 雷吉:YEAH(笑)。

  • >> James: CHEERS, MAN.

    >> 詹姆斯。乾杯,夥計。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH!

    >> 雷吉:YEAH!

  • >> James: EVEN THOUGH THE F.D.A. HAS

    >> 詹姆斯。即使F. D. A. H.

  • CONFIRMED BOTH VACCINES ARE SAFE, I'M SURE IT WILL TAKE NO

    確認兩種疫苗都是安全的,我確信它不會採取任何。

  • TIME FOR PEOPLE TO PICK A FAVORITE.

    是時候讓大家選一個喜歡的人了。

  • "YOU HAD THE PFIZER?

    "你吃了氟化機?

  • NO WAY.

    沒辦法。

  • I DON'T TRUST THE PFIZER ONE BIT.

    我一點也不相信全息機。

  • I'M ALL MODERNA.

    我是所有現代人。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT PFIZER AND MODERNA ARE LIKE

    (笑)但PFIZER和MODERNA都喜歡

  • THE PS5 AND XBOX SERIES X OF THE VACCINE WORLD-- IT DOESN'T

    在PS5和XBOX系列X的疫苗世界--它不

  • MATTER WHICH ONE YOU WANT, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GETTING

    無論你想要哪一個,你都可能得不到。

  • EITHER UNTIL JUNE.

    直到6月。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

    (笑),我們想告訴你這一點。

  • A WOMAN IN AUSTRALIA BOUGHT A PRE-MADE GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

    澳洲的一位婦女買了一間預製的薑餅屋。

  • IT ALREADY HAD A RESIDENT.

    它已經有了一個居民。

  • I LIKE MY GINGERBREAD TO HAVE A BITE BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH.

    我喜歡我的薑餅有一個雞冠,但這是太多了。

  • IT'S LIKE THE GOTH VERSION OF THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.

    這就像聖誕節十二天的GOTH版本。

  • INSTEAD OF A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE THEY HAVE A SPIDER IN A

    他們不是在梨樹上養了一隻鸚鵡,而是在梨樹上養了一隻蜘蛛。

  • GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

    GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

  • MUST HAVE BEEN FRIGHTENING, BUT THEN THE AUSTRALIANS SAID STEVE

    一定很嚇人,但後來澳大利亞人說史蒂夫。

  • THE STOCKING SPIDER?

    襪子蜘蛛?

  • NO, THAT'S AN AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ORIGINAL, MATE.

    不,這是一個原汁原味的 澳洲的聖誕節,夥計。

  • AND FINALLY, A FAMILY IN KANSAS IS WARNING OTHER PARENTS AFTER

    最後,在堪薩斯州的一個家庭在警告其他父母后

  • THEY HID THEIR "ELF ON THE SHELF" DOLLS INSIDE THE OVEN

    他們把 "ELF on the SHELF "的娃娃藏在爐子裡。

  • THEN FORGOT THEY WERE THERE, AND TURNED THE OVEN ON LATER IN THE

    然後忘記了他們的存在,並在晚些時候打開了爐子。

  • DAY.

    天。

  • HERE ARE THE DOLLS WHEN THEY WERE FIRST HIDDEN:

    這裡是娃娃們第一次被藏起來的時候。

  • AND HERE THEY ARE AFTER THE OVEN WAS TURNED ON:

    爐子打開後,他們在這裡。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WELL, I HOPE DAD'S FROZEN

    (笑)好吧,我希望爸爸的凍傷

  • LASAGNA WAS WORTH IT.

    LASAGNA是值得的。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS.

    (笑)這不是一個完全的損失。

  • THEY'RE ALREADY MAKING A CHRISTMAS HORROR MOVIE ABOUT THE

    他們正在拍攝一部關於聖誕恐怖片的聖誕恐怖片。

  • WHOLE THING, "NIGHTMARE ON ELF STREET."

    整個事情,"夜幕下的ELF街"。

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, GUYS.

我不能相信它,夥計們。

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