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  • Of course these days, the news can feel,

    當然,如今的新聞可以感。

  • well, let's face it overwhelming.

    好吧,讓我們面對它壓倒性的。

  • It's nice sometimes to mix it up

    有時候混在一起也挺好的

  • and have a little bit of fun

    玩一玩

  • with things that are happening in the news.

    與新聞中發生的事情。

  • That's why we have a very special guest who does just that.

    所以我們請來了一位非常特殊的嘉賓,他就是這樣做的。

  • This guy's been gently skewering politics for decades,

    這傢伙幾十年來一直在溫和地諷刺政治。

  • with his unique blend of light satire

    以他獨特的混合輕諷刺的方式

  • and ragtime, piano music.

    和拉格泰姆,鋼琴音樂。

  • Your parents probably have some of his old records

    你父母可能有他的一些舊記錄

  • like, Politics Phooey, and Hitting Below the Beltway.

    像、政務呼呼、打帶下。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • This guy is great.

    這傢伙是偉大的。

  • Please welcome, political song parodist, Tip Rivers.

    請歡迎,政治歌曲模仿者,蒂普-裡弗斯。

  • [Tip] Oh!

    [提示]哦!

  • (piano plays)

    (鋼琴演奏)

  • Hello, Conan!

    你好,柯南!

  • It's great to see you again.

    很高興再次見到你。

  • It's great to see anybody these days.

    這幾天看到誰都很高興。

  • What a mess am I right?

    我說的沒錯吧,什麼亂七八糟的?

  • I mean, don't get me started.

    我的意思是,不要讓我開始。

  • Okay. I won't.

    好吧,我不會的

  • Yeah, I know what you mean.

    是的,我知道你的意思。

  • 2020 has been a rough year,

    2020年是個艱難的年份。

  • which is why I'm excited to hear your satirical take

    這就是為什麼我很高興聽到你的諷刺性觀點

  • on the news through the power of piano music.

    通過鋼琴音樂的力量來報道新聞。

  • Well, I'll do my darn best.

    好吧,我會盡我最大的努力。

  • How about a little diddy about the current occupant

    不如來點關於現在住戶的小插曲。

  • of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

    賓夕法尼亞大道1600號?

  • Oh boy.

    哦,天啊

  • Song about Trump.

    關於特朗普的歌。

  • Okay great, here we go.

    好吧,我們走吧。

  • Okay, here we go.

    好了,我們開始吧。

  • Oh, Donald Trump is the president of the USA. ♪

    # 唐納德-特朗普是美國總統 # # Oh, Donald Trump is the president of the USA. #

  • And when Joe Biden is in jail

    *當喬-拜登被關進監獄時*

  • In the White House, Trump will stay

    *在白宮,特朗普會留下* *In the White House, Trump will stay*

  • With a fraud fraud here, and a steal steal there

    與欺詐欺詐這裡, 和偷竊偷那裡

  • We must find Biden's crimes

    我們必須找出拜登的罪行

  • And lock him up till the end of time. ♪

    # 把他關起來,直到時間的盡頭 # # And lock him up till the end of time. #

  • So Donald Trump stays president as God intended, so

    唐納德-特朗普按照上帝的旨意留任總統,所以...

  • Don't get me started!

    不要讓我開始!

  • (Tip laughing)

    (小費笑)

  • Okay, I have to say, that's not the song I expected.

    好吧,我不得不說,這不是我期待的歌曲。

  • Oh, well you sound like me

    哦,你的口氣跟我一樣

  • when I found out that Biden won Georgia.

    當我發現拜登贏得佐治亞州時

  • Not what I expected.

    和我想象的不一樣。

  • Are you kidding me?

    你在開玩笑嗎?

  • Come on, the machines had to have flipped votes.

    來吧,機器必須有翻轉的投票。

  • Okay Tip, your songs, in the old days,

    好的小費,你的歌,在以前。

  • they were more balanced and nuanced.

    他們更加平衡和細微。

  • Are you getting all your news from like Fox and Newsmax?

    你的新聞都是來自福克斯和Newsmax嗎?

  • What, those radical leftists supplicants?

    什麼,那些激進的左派支持者?

  • No way!

    不可能!

  • If you want the real truth, you've gotta dig.

    如果你想知道真正的真相,你就得挖。

  • And that's why I get all my news now

    這就是為什麼我現在能得到所有的新聞。

  • from this great website called christiannewspatriot.truth.

    從這個偉大的網站叫christiannewspatriot.truth。

  • Would you like to hear another?

    你還想聽另一個嗎?

  • Uh, you know, only if you can just tone it down a bit.

    呃,你知道,只有當你可以 只是調下來一點。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • You would like me to tone it down?

    你想讓我把它調低嗎?

  • Shall I tone it down here?

    要不要我在這裡小聲點?

  • Or tone it all the way down here

    或音調它所有的方式下來這裡

  • (Tip laughing)

    (小費笑)

  • That's just a little musical fun.

    這只是一個小小的音樂樂趣。

  • But I take your meaning.

    但我明白你的意思。

  • Very little, yeah.

    很少,是的。

  • Oh, you'll like this one.

    哦,你會喜歡這個的。

  • This one is long on laughs and light on politics.

    這部作品長於笑料,輕於政治。

  • [Conan] Great.

    很好

  • Here we go.

    我們走吧

  • It can't be debated, COVID's death rate is inflated

    * It can't be debated, COVID's death rate is inflated * * It can't be debated, COVID's death rate is inflated *

  • It's a big hoax

    這是一個大騙局

  • The vaccines were designed

    * 疫苗的設計 *

  • To help Bill Gates control our minds. ♪

    * 幫助比爾-蓋茨控制我們的思想 *

  • [Conan] No, hey hey hey.

    不,嘿,嘿,嘿。

  • Can you just not?

    你能不能不要?

  • Please, don't sing songs like that, really.

    請不要唱這樣的歌,真的。

  • Well. I was a little flat wasn't I?

    好吧,我是有點平淡,不是嗎?我有點平淡,不是嗎?

  • Is that your objection?

    這是你的反對意見嗎?

  • It's been a little while

    有一段時間了

  • since I was allowed to perform publicly.

    既然我被允許公開表演。

  • Let's try another, okay?

    我們再試一次,好嗎?

  • Oh, Yankee Doodle went to town

    哦,美國佬塗鴉去鎮上

  • And was murdered by Antifa. ♪

    # And was murdered by Antifa. #

  • [Conan] No, no, no.

    不,不,不。

  • No, no, no, no, definitely not that one.

    不,不,不,不,絕對不是那個。

  • Well...

    那...

  • Tip, do you have any songs

    提示,你有什麼歌曲

  • that have absolutely nothing to do with politics at all?

    完全與政治無關?

  • Oh, absolutely.

    哦,絕對的。

  • Yes I do.

    是的,我有。

  • I have something for the normies

    我有東西要給常人

  • who haven't been red pilled yet.

    誰還沒有被紅丸。

  • Is that what you had in mind?

    你是這樣想的嗎?

  • That's fine, how 'bout this?

    很好,這個怎麼樣?

  • A sweet little Christmas tune.

    一首甜蜜的聖誕小曲。

  • Ah, Christmas tune, here we go.

    啊,聖誕曲子,我們走吧。

  • No problem at all.

    完全沒有問題。

  • Ooh, we wish you a merry Christmas

    哦,我們希望你有一個快樂的聖誕節

  • We wish you a merry Christmas

    我們祝你聖誕快樂

  • We wish you a merry Christmas

    我們祝你聖誕快樂

  • And the CIA did 9/11 ♪

    * And the CIA did 9/11 *

  • Don't get me started on that.

    別讓我開始說這個。

  • You want to tell me that jet fuel can melt steel?

    你想告訴我,噴氣式燃料可以熔化鋼鐵?

  • Okay, Tip Rivers, everybody. Since when? Since When?

    好了,小費-裡弗斯,各位什麼時候開始的?從什麼時候開始?

  • Thank you, Tip. Thank you. That's ridiculous!

    謝謝你,蒂普謝謝你,小費太荒唐了!

  • Thank you Tip.

    謝謝你的提示。

  • I have yet to hear a coherent explanation

    我還沒有聽到一個連貫的解釋

  • of why building seven went down!

    七號樓為什麼會倒塌!

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • That was a controlled explosion!

    那是一次受控爆炸!

  • We have a great show. You accept that, don't you?

    我們有一個偉大的演出。你接受了,對吧?

  • Joe Manganiello's with us.

    Joe Manganiello和我們一起。

  • He's gonna to be joining us and uh...

    他要加入我們,呃... ...

  • [Tip] Joe Manganiello?

    小貼士】喬-曼加尼羅?

  • He was in on it!

    他也有份!

  • Tip. Tip.

    小費。小費。

  • He was part of the whole thing!

    他是整個事件的一部分!

  • He designed the holograms for the twin towers!

    他設計了雙塔的全息圖!

  • (rock music begins) No, it's not a hologram.

    (搖滾音樂開始) 不,這不是一個全息圖。

  • There's no way it could have been a hologram.

    它不可能是一個全息圖。

  • They keep suppressing the video.

    他們一直在壓制視頻。

Of course these days, the news can feel,

當然,如今的新聞可以感。

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