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  • Oh man, looks like you have a new friend request. Oh my god, this can not be happening.

    噢看起來你有新的好友邀請了!噢我的天 這不會真的發生吧

  • Well, it finally happened. Your mom is on Facebook,

    這終究是發生了-你媽開始用臉書了

  • posting things like "October means getting

    po一些像是:「十月意味著要把

  • all my fall motif sweaters down or maybe I should just "leaf"(leave) them up there

    我所有秋季圖騰毛衣拿出來 還是我應該就這樣放著呢

  • Hahahaha. I am laughing out loud on the floor!"

    哈哈哈哈。我在地板上大笑!」

  • sure she likes posting about her life, but she loves getting into yours

    她的確喜歡po一些自己的生活 但她更愛介入你的生活

  • "Who's your new friend? She looks...ill."

    「你的新朋友是誰?她看起來...病厭厭的。」

  • Now you have to watch everything you say

    現在你得小心你說的每一句話

  • unless you get that "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter"

    除非你有『該死我媽用臉書了過濾器』

  • it's the only app that scans your Facebook page for stuff about drugs,

    這是唯一可以掃描你臉書頁面關於毒品、

  • alcohol, sex, references to atheism and opinions

    酒精、性、無神論相關論調的應用程式

  • go ahead and type something that your mom would hate.

    試試看 打一些會讓你媽會不爽的東西

  • "There isn't enough beer in the world for me to deal with all Glenn Beck's Holy Roller BS."

    「全世界的啤酒都不夠我用來忍受Glenn Beck(保守派政治評論家)的聖滾者狗屁談。」

  • Now apply that "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter"

    現在用『該死我媽用臉書了過濾器』

  • "boy, do I need new dungarees"

    「我好需要新的吊帶褲」

  • I got a 5 dollar coupon from Kohl's

    「我有Kohl's(百貨公司)的5元折價券

  • I'll send it to you.

    我會再寄給你」

  • See, that "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter" does what you do naturally:

    『該死我媽用臉書了過濾器』可以做到你本能會做的事:

  • it lies to your mom. Sweet! Even changing your photos to make them more "mom-friendly"

    它會向你媽說謊。棒!它甚至可以把你的相片變得更「媽寶」

  • the "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter"

    這『該死我媽用臉書了過濾器』

  • for when your mom discovers Facebook. Like

    在你媽媽發現臉書時,獻給您 讚

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Oh man, looks like you have a new friend request. Oh my god, this can not be happening.

噢看起來你有新的好友邀請了!噢我的天 這不會真的發生吧

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超好笑!老媽有臉書怎麼辦-SNL (Mom Is on Facebook - Saturday Night Live)

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    Tong-Ann Sytwu 發佈於 2014 年 07 月 02 日
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