Placeholder Image

字幕列表 影片播放

自動翻譯
  • -Welcome, welcome, welcome, to "The Tonight Show,"

    -歡迎,歡迎,歡迎,歡迎,來到 "今夜秀"。

  • ladies and gentlemen. [ Cheering ]

    女士們,先生們。[歡呼]

  • This is very exciting.

    這是非常令人興奮的。

  • My guest tonight is the 44th

    今晚的嘉賓是第四十四期

  • President of the United States, Barack Obama.

    美國總統巴拉克-奧巴馬。

  • [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

    [歡呼聲和掌聲] ?

  • That's right. President Obama is here

    沒錯,奧巴馬總統來了奧巴馬總統來了

  • promoting his 768-page book, "A Promised Land."

    推廣他的768頁的書 "應許之地"。

  • And I promise you, the first three pages are amazing.

    我向你保證,前三頁是驚人的。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • 768 pages, that's like combining all the books

    768頁,就像把所有的書都合在一起了

  • I've written and adding another 750 pages.

    我已經寫好了,再加750頁。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • This is the fifth book that he's written.

    這是他寫的第五本書。

  • He's also wrote, "Of Thee I Sing,"

    他還寫了 "我為你歌唱"。

  • "The Audacity of Hope," "Dreams From My Father,"

    "希望的勇氣","父親的夢想"

  • and the young adult sensation, "Vampire College."

    和年輕人的感覺,"吸血鬼學院"。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Well, guys, last night, President-elect Joe Biden

    夥計們 昨晚當選總統喬-拜登...

  • and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris

    和當選副總統卡馬拉-哈里斯

  • did their first joint interview

    首次接受聯合採訪

  • since the election with CNN's Jake Tapper.

    自大選後,與CNN的傑克-塔珀。

  • Biden did most of the talking,

    拜登說的最多

  • and Harris was there to back him up.

    而哈里斯在那裡支持他。

  • It was like he was on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"

    就像他在 "誰想成為百萬富翁 "一樣

  • and she was the smart friend he brought for help.

    而她是他帶來的聰明的朋友,尋求幫助。

  • Of course, the biggest issue facing Biden is the pandemic,

    當然,拜登面臨的最大問題是疫情。

  • and here he is talking about his plan.

    在這裡,他正在談論他的計劃。

  • -I'm going to ask the public for 100 days to mask.

    -我將要求公眾蒙面100天。

  • Just 100 days to mask, not forever, 100 days.

    只是100天的面膜,不是永遠,100天。

  • -Come on, people.

    -來吧,人們。

  • We can wear a mask for 100 days straight.

    我們可以連續戴100天的面膜。

  • We've already been doing it with sweatpants.

    我們已經用運動褲做了。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I think it's doable.

    我認為這是可行的。

  • Come on, if people can find fiancés in 90 days,

    拜託,如果人家能在90天內找到未婚妻。

  • I think we can wear a mask for a hundred.

    我想,我們可以戴上一百個面具。

  • Come on, right? [ Applause ]

    來吧,對不對?[掌聲]

  • Yep. Experts are calling it a smart, reasonable idea.

    是的,專家們認為這是一個聰明而合理的想法。專家稱這是一個聰明合理的想法。

  • And the last time we heard one of those from a president,

    而上一次我們從總統那裡聽到這些話的時候。

  • it came from tonight's guest.

    它來自於今晚的客人。

  • [ Applause ]

    [掌聲]

  • Later -- later in the interview,

    稍後 -- 在採訪的後期。

  • Biden finally told the story of how he fractured his foot

    拜登終於說出了自己腳部骨折的經過

  • while playing with his dog. Check it out.

    而與他的狗玩。看看吧

  • -What happened was I got out of the shower, and --

    -發生了什麼事,我從浴室出來,然後... ...

  • -Alright, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, sorry.

    -好了,停,停,停,停,停,停,對不起。

  • Oh, my gosh. [ Laughter ]

    哦,我的天哪。[笑聲]

  • Already way too much detail.

    已經太詳細了。

  • I get the -- I get the picture there.

    我得到了... 我得到了圖片有。

  • It got even weirder when Jake Tapper was like, "Go on."

    當Jake Tapper說 "繼續 "的時候,就更奇怪了。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • It would've been fine if CNN didn't also add this music.

    如果CNN不也加上這個音樂就好了。

  • [ Sexy jazz plays ]

    [性感爵士劇]

  • I'm sorry. Let's -- let's go back.

    I'm sorry. 我們...我們... 我們回去吧 Let's... let's go back.

  • Play the clip. -I got out of the shower.

    播放片段。-我洗完澡出來了

  • I got a dog, a little pup, dropped a ball

    我有一隻狗,一隻小狗,掉了一個球。

  • in front of me and -- for me to grab the ball.

    在我面前, - 我搶球。

  • And I'm walking through this little alleyway

    我走過這條小巷子。

  • to get to the bedroom.

    到臥室去。

  • And I grab the ball, like this, and he ran.

    我抓住球,像這樣,他就跑了。

  • And I was joking, running after him to grab his tail.

    而我是開玩笑,追著他跑去抓他的尾巴。

  • He slid on a throw rug, and I tripped on the rug he slid on.

    他滑到了一塊拋物地毯上,我被他滑到的地毯絆倒了。

  • Not -- not very exciting story.

    不是... 不是很刺激的故事。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -I love that he says it's not an exciting story,

    -我喜歡他說這不是一個令人興奮的故事。

  • after he's already told the entire story.

    在他已經把整個故事講完之後。

  • Nothing to do with the shower.

    與淋浴無關。

  • Midway through, Kamala squeezed Joe's arm

    中途,卡馬拉捏住了喬的胳膊。

  • like he was embarrassing them at a cocktail party.

    就像他在雞尾酒會上讓他們難堪一樣。

  • It's like, "Okay, sweetheart, okay,

    這就像,"好吧,親愛的,好吧。

  • that's enough about the story about the --

    這是足夠的故事 關於 -

  • the shower and the dog and the ball.

    淋浴,狗和球。

  • Okay." [ Laughter ]

    好的。"[笑聲]

  • We're going to go. Okay. That's enough."

    我們要走了好了,夠了。這就夠了。"

  • Meanwhile, here's some news about President Trump.

    同時,這裡有一些關於特朗普總統的消息。

  • Tomorrow, he's hitting the road for an important trip.

    明天,他就要上路去參加一個重要的旅行。

  • Watch this.

    看這個。

  • -President Trump heads to Georgia tomorrow

    -特朗普總統明天將前往喬治亞州

  • to campaign for two Republican senators

    競選兩名共和黨參議員

  • who are in next month's big runoff election there.

    誰是在下個月的大第二輪選舉有。

  • -Trump was confused. He was like,

    -特朗普很困惑特朗普很困惑。

  • "The only runoff I know are the ones dripping down

    "我所知道的唯一的徑流是那些滴落的。

  • Rudy Giuliani's face."

    魯迪-朱利安尼的臉。"

  • [ Laughter ] [ Applause ]

    [笑聲] [掌聲]

  • It's odd that Trump is going cause

    奇怪的是,特朗普要因

  • he lost Georgia in the election.

    他在選舉中失去了格魯吉亞。

  • I'm sure it will be helpful when he starts his speech with,

    我相信當他開始演講時,一定會有幫助的。

  • "It's great to be here in Georgia,

    "能來佐治亞州真是太好了。

  • a state full of backstabbers who betrayed me."

    一個充滿背叛我的背信棄義者的國家。"

  • [ Laughter ] Well, listen to this.

    [笑]嗯,聽這個。

  • Today, on Capitol Hill, the House passed a historic bill

    今天,在國會山,眾議院通過了一項歷史性的法案。

  • to decriminalize marijuana.

    大麻非刑罪化;

  • That's reassuring.

    這是令人欣慰的。

  • Congress basically told Americans,

    國會基本上告訴美國人。

  • "We can't pass a COVID relief bill.

    "我們不能通過COVID救濟法案。

  • So, want to get high?"

    所以,要不要爽一下?"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • It was a strange day at the Capitol.

    今天是國會大廈的一個奇怪的日子。

  • At one point, the Speaker was like,

    有一次,議長像。

  • "The floor recognizes the gentleman

    "地板上的人認出了這位先生

  • from Long Beach, Mr. Doggy Dogg.

    從長灘來的,Doggy Dogg先生。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • We will now hear expert testimony

    現在我們將聽取專家的證詞

  • from the honorable William Nelson."

    尊敬的威廉-尼爾森的"

  • [ Light laughter ]

    [輕笑]

  • And this is great, on the next "Schoolhouse Rock,"

    而這是偉大的,在下一個 "校園搖滾"。

  • the bill is going to be singing outside a White Castle.

    該法案將在白色城堡外唱歌。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • In the end, Nancy Pelosi banged the gavel and said,

    最後,南希-佩洛西敲了敲法槌,說:"。

  • "Okay, this bill is puff, puff, passed."

    "好吧,這個法案是撲哧,撲哧,通過了。"

  • There you go.

    這就對了

  • This is cool.

    這是很酷的。

  • This week, Spotify put out a thing called Spotify Wrapped

    本週,Spotify推出了一個叫Spotify Wrapped的東西。

  • so you could see your most-listened-to

    這樣你就可以看到你最常聽的

  • music of the year.

    年的音樂。

  • And I guess it was so popular that Apple Music

    我想它是如此受歡迎,蘋果音樂

  • did their own year-in-review music, too.

    也做了自己的年度回顧音樂。

  • Let's take a look at mine.

    讓我們來看看我的。

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • -♪ She's in the class A team

    # 她在A班的隊伍裡 # # She's in the class A team #

  • Stuck in her daydream

    停留在她的白日夢

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Yes.

    -是的

  • [ Laughter ] Exactly.

    [笑]沒錯。

  • [ Applause ]

    [掌聲]

  • -I knew -- I knew you'd -- -Spot on.

    -我就知道,我就知道你會...

  • -I knew you'd dig that, yeah. -Spot on.

    -我就知道你會喜歡的,是的。-準確無誤

  • -Yeah, since it's December, news outlets and websites

    -是的,因為現在是12月,新聞機構和網站。

  • are also posting their best-of year-end lists,

    也在發佈他們的年終最佳名單。

  • but since 2020 was such an unprecedented year,

    但既然2020年是這樣一個前所未有的年份。

  • the lists look a little different.

    列表看起來有點不同。

  • I'll show you what I mean.

    我讓你看看我的意思。

  • First up, "Good Housekeeping" put out the list,

    首先,"好管家 "放出了榜單。

  • "Top 5 Toilet Paper Alternatives."

    "5大衛生紙替代品"。

  • Come on. [ Laughter ]

    來吧。[笑聲]

  • Also, "Entertainment Weekly" put out the list,

    另外,《娛樂週刊》也放出了這份名單。

  • "20 Best Shows You Binged in April

    "4月你兵臨城下的20個最佳節目

  • That You Have No Memory of Now."

    你現在已經沒有記憶了"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I watched "Hover Lander?" What was "Hover Lander?"

    我看了 "懸空登陸器"?"懸浮登陸器 "是什麼?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • And finally, YouTube put out the list,

    最後,YouTube放出了這份名單。

  • "100 Songs to Keep Your Kids Occupied

    "100首歌曲讓你的孩子忙得不可開交

  • That Aren't 'Baby Shark.'"

    那不是'鯊魚寶寶'。"

  • Oh, I want that list, actually.

    哦,我想要那個名單,其實。

  • Here's a strange story.

    這是一個奇怪的故事。

  • I heard about a jogger in Australia

    我聽說澳洲有個慢跑者

  • who was attacked by a kangaroo.

    被袋鼠攻擊的人。

  • And officials think it was cause she was wearing

    官方認為這是因為她穿著

  • Sarah Jessica Parker's brand perfume.

    莎拉-傑西卡-帕克的品牌香水。

  • Afterward, the woman was like, "I couldn't help but wonder,

    事後,那女人就像 "我忍不住想知道。

  • did my perfect perfume make that kangaroo kanga-rude?"

    我的完美香水讓那隻袋鼠變得粗魯了嗎?"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • And finally, as I mentioned,

    最後,正如我提到的。

  • we have President Obama on the show tonight.

    我們有奧巴馬總統 今晚的節目。

  • And... [ Applause ]

    還有...[掌聲]

  • This -- this is so fun.

    這... ... 這真是太有趣了。

  • I saw that he just gave Drake permission to play him,

    我看到他只是允許德雷克玩他。

  • if anyone makes an Obama biopic.

    如果有人拍奧巴馬傳記片,

  • Well, we thought it'd be fun to do the opposite,

    好吧,我們覺得反其道而行之會很有趣。

  • so we actually asked Obama to perform a Drake song for us,

    所以,我們居然問奧巴馬 執行德雷克的歌曲為我們。

  • and of course, he said no.

    當然,他說沒有。

  • But we still found a way.

    但我們還是找到了辦法。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • We still found a way to make it work. Check this out.

    我們還是找到了一個方法讓它工作。看看這個。

  • -♪ We don't like to do too much explaining

    -我們不喜歡做太多的解釋?

  • Stories stay the same through the money and the fame

    故事保持不變 通過錢和名氣

  • ♪ 'Cause we started from the bottom, now we're here

    因為我們從底部開始, 現在我們在這裡

  • ♪ 'Cause we started from the bottom

    "因為我們從底部開始

  • Now the whole team [bleep] here

    # Now the whole team [bleep] here #

  • Obama out.

    奧巴馬出。

  • [ Mic drops ] [ Cheers and applause ]

    [麥克風滴] [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • -We have a great show for you tonight!

    -我們今晚為你準備了一場精彩的演出!

  • Guys, we have exactly 11 shows left

    夥計們,我們還有11場演出

  • before we go on Christmas break, which means it's time

    在我們去聖誕假期之前,這意味著它的時間。

  • for that beloved "Tonight Show" tradition.

    為那深受喜愛的 "今夜秀 "傳統。

  • It's time for "12 Days of Christmas Sweaters."

    現在是 "12天聖誕毛衣 "的時間。

  • ♪ 12 days of Christmas sweaters

    12天的聖誕毛衣

  • ♪ 11 days left

    11天離開

  • -That's right. Every show between now and Christmas,

    -沒錯,從現在到聖誕節的每一場演出從現在到聖誕節的每一場演出

  • we'll be giving one lucky audience member an amazing

    我們將給一個幸運的觀眾一個驚人的。

  • Christmas sweater from the countdown-to-Christmas cabinet.

    聖誕倒計時櫃裡的聖誕毛衣。

  • Now, since there are 11 shows left, let's open door number 11.

    現在,既然還有11個節目,那就打開11號門吧。

  • Yes. [ Drumroll ]

    是的,我知道[鼓聲]

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • Ooh-la-la.

    哦,啦,啦。

  • Look at that sweater.

    看那件毛衣。

  • Oh.

    哦。

  • Oh, let's take a look at the detail.

    呵呵,我們來看看細節。

  • Look at those -- those shoulders.

    看看這些... 這些肩膀

  • Oh, my God -- yeah.

    哦,我的上帝 - 是的。

  • What's on the back there?

    後面有什麼?

  • Oh.

    哦。

  • Oh, I get it. I get it.

    哦,我明白了。我明白了。

  • He's either waving to a plane or that's his plane.

    他不是在向飛機招手,就是在向他的飛機招手。

  • Is his plane in the air?

    他的飛機在空中嗎?

  • It's a lot of questions.

    這是一個很大的問題。

  • The sweater comes with a lot of questions.

    毛衣帶著很多問題。

  • It's great. Now, let's see

    很好現在,讓我們來看看

  • who's going home with tonight's sweater.

    誰會帶著今晚的毛衣回家。

  • Everyone, look at your seat number, and you got good odds

    各位,看看自己的座位號,你的機會很大

  • because only about seven people in the audience.

    因為觀眾席上只有七人左右。

  • So, this is really good.

    所以,這真的很好。

  • If I call your number, you come on down, safely,

    如果我打你的電話,你就下來,安全。

  • and just go right over there for a sweater.

    然後直接去那邊買件毛衣。

  • Quest, can I get a -- [ Drumroll ]

    任務,我可以得到一個 - [鼓聲]。

  • [ Laughter ] -Drumroll.

    [笑聲] -鼓聲。

  • 2-6-5!

    2-6-5!

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • Come on down!

    下來吧!

  • Hey!

    嘿!

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • Hey. Welcome.

    嘿,歡迎

  • Thank you so much.

    非常感謝你。

  • What is your name, and where are you from?

    你叫什麼名字,來自哪裡?

  • -I am Karina Puskorius.

    -我是Karina Puskorius.

  • I'm from Michigan, live in New York.

    我來自密歇根州,住在紐約。

  • -Hey, welcome. Thanks so much for being here.

    -嘿,歡迎。嘿,歡迎。 非常感謝你能來這裡。

  • Michigan gets -- it gets very chilly.

    密歇根州變得... 變得非常寒冷。

  • It's gets cold. -It does. Good for sweaters.

    它變得很冷。-是的很適合穿毛衣

  • -Would you -- would you mind trying it on?

    -你能不能... ...你能不能試穿一下?

  • -Absolutely. -I think this is going to work.

    -當然了.-我想這是要去工作。

  • This is going to be --

    這將是...

  • Roots, can we get some nice, holiday-trying-on music?

    根,我們可以得到一些不錯的,節日嘗試的音樂?

  • Oh, it's beautiful.

    哦,它的美麗。

  • Oh, look at this, already.

    哦,看看這個,已經。

  • Oh, my -- are you kidding me? Are you -- gorgeous.

    哦,我的 - 你在開玩笑吧?你是... ... 美人。

  • Oh, my gosh. Congratulations.

    哦,我的天哪。恭喜你啊

  • Thank you so much for coming on our show.

    非常感謝你來參加我們的節目。

  • Let's give our winner a round of applause.

    讓我們把熱烈的掌聲送給我們的冠軍。

  • Thanks, again, to our lucky audience member.

    再次感謝我們的幸運觀眾。

  • Stick around.

    呆在這裡。

  • We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show," everybody.

    我們馬上回來,更多的 "今夜秀",大家。

  • Come on back. Hey!

    回來吧喂!

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

-Welcome, welcome, welcome, to "The Tonight Show,"

-歡迎,歡迎,歡迎,歡迎,來到 "今夜秀"。

字幕與單字
自動翻譯

影片操作 你可以在這邊進行「影片」的調整,以及「字幕」的顯示

B1 中級 中文 笑聲 毛衣 掌聲 奧巴馬 總統 法案

鄧小平:"我是一個很好的朋友 (Joe Biden’s First Post-Election Interview Was TMI | The Tonight Show)

  • 1 0
    林宜悉 發佈於 2020 年 12 月 05 日