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  • What's up y'all. This is your boy D-Trix in the Dominic show.

    嗨,大家好!我是 Dominic show 的 D-Trix.

  • And then, welcome to: 7 reasons why you're still single.

    然後,讓我們來談談:7個你還是單身的理由

  • One. you might have the worst first impression ever.

    一,你可能給別人留下了很糟糕的第一印象

  • Excuse me, miss. But did it hurt?

    你好,小姐,你痛嗎?

  • When?

    什麼時候

  • When you fell from hell...

    當你從地獄掉下來的時候...

  • You know what rhymes with "hug me"?

    你知道「抱我」這個字和什麼押韻嗎?

  • Let's have sex.

    我們上床吧!

  • Are you from Tennessee?

    你是從田納西州來的嗎?

  • Cuz i give you like a 5.

    因為我覺得你的長相值得五分

  • Nice phone! You should put my number in it! HAHAHAHAHA!

    你的手機看起來不錯,應該要輸入我的電話號碼,哈哈哈!

  • Two

  • You might lack a little bit of self confidence. Kind of like my friend, unconfident Chris. Let them know, Chris!

    你也許很沒有自信,就像我的朋友 Chris 一樣

  • You...you heard him....yep......

    對......你也知道......嗯......

  • Three

  • You're a gamer.

    你是玩咖

  • Die! You son of a b****! AHHHHHH!

    去死吧!你這個廢物!啊!

  • Well, not like that.

    噢不,不是那種玩咖啦

  • More likes of you treat girl as if it is one big game.

    是那種把女生當遊戲的玩咖

  • Here. Let me explain.

    來,讓我解釋給你聽

  • You see this girl. You wanna make the perfect pair,

    你看到了一個女孩,想和她成為完美的一對

  • but then don't be such a Jack. If you want this queen to be a party of throne.

    如果你想要得到這女孩,你不要太畏畏縮縮

  • Well, you gotta be straight with her.

    如果想要達成目的,你必須直接採取行動

  • Share couple jokes, and always treat her like an Ace.

    譬如說,跟她聊聊天,分享一些笑話,最重要的,把她捧在手掌心呵護

  • Don't ever put her at the bottom. Always keep her on top.

    絕對不要冷落她,永遠要把她視為最重要的人

  • And maybe, just maybe......

    然後,有可能......

  • You can have this.

    你就會成功了!

  • Four.

  • You're a but guy. Not that kind of butt, this kind of but......

    你是個「但是」男孩,不是「屁股」的那個......(but 和 butt 發音相同)

  • Hi, I'm Megan.

    哈囉,我是梅根

  • Hi, I am...... (Wait, is this girl hitting on me right now?)

    哈囉,我是......(等等,這女孩是在搭訕我嗎?)

  • But what if she's not? But what if she is? But what if we hooked up? But what if she has herpes?

    但如果她不是呢?但如果她是呢?但如果我們發生關係呢?但如果她有皰疹怎麼辦?

  • Crap! Awkward eye contact.

    噢糟了!尷尬的眼神接觸

  • Quick! Say something! But nothing inappropriate

    快點快點,趕快想話題,可是要適當的,正常的話題......

  • You have a really nice butt! (Damn it!)

    嘿,你有個翹臀呢! (糟了!)

  • Five.

  • The romantic movie syndrome.

    浪漫愛情電影症候群

  • When you think true love is literally have a movies-make-it-seem.

    如果你認為現實中的真愛能和電影中的情節一模一樣,你絕對患有這個症候群

  • "Movies make it seem"

    電影中的情節

  • This is a story.

    這是一個故事

  • Of true love.

    一個關於真愛的故事

  • And how perfect their love is because movies makes it seem that way.

    看看他們在電影的修飾下有多幸福!

  • But we all know that's bull s#!t

    雖然我們都知道現實中是不可能的

  • Now back to the pointless montage.

    好,接下來會出現一堆沒重點的剪輯畫面

  • Yeah...sorry guys. Romantic movies should stay on the big screen.

    好的,各位。浪漫愛情電影還是待在大螢幕裡比較恰當

  • Six.

  • You compare every new person you meet, with your ex.

    你把所有剛認識的女生都跟你的前女友比較

  • Hi, I'm Megan.

    嗨,我是梅根

  • Hi, hold on.

    嗨,等我一下喔

  • Cute? Check. Brown eyes? Check. Brown hair? Check. Nice smile? Check. A woman?

    可愛,褐眼,棕髮,陽光笑容,通通符合,等一下,她是女生嗎?

  • What was your name again? Megan. Fail.

    恩,你的名字是?梅根!失敗!

  • Seven.

  • Last and final, you just wanna be single. You really don't want to be taken.

    最後,也許你只是覺得當單身一族很讚而已。你不想和任何人交往。

  • Here, let me explain.

    來,且聽我娓娓道來

  • You like the thought of being in love because when you see it, well, it hits you.

    每當你幻想著美好愛情,總是可以打中你的心

  • You're inspired, so you started picturing all the fun things you can do with that significant other,

    你被鼓舞了,因此開始幻想愛情的美好

  • like laugh together, cuddle together, or even dance together.

    像是一起歡笑,一起抱抱,甚至一起跳舞

  • But somewhere deeper inside, you're afraid to fall in love.

    可是其實在你內心的深處,你根本懼怕談戀愛

  • And everything you just imagined, disappears.

    你怕所有你幻想出來的一切美好,會在一夕間全數消失

  • Then you picture everything again, and realize...

    然後當你再度幻想一切事情,你會發現

  • You don't mind laughing by yourself, cuddling alone, or even dance in solo.

    其實自己笑,自己抱自己,甚至自己跳舞,都沒什麼大不了的。

  • Because someone in your past, you once gave your heart.

    因為你已經為過去那個人付出過真心了

  • And all that was left was nothing but ache.

    然而,留下的,只有疼痛。

  • But the freedom of flirt with multiple people at once is always fun.

    不過和眾多辣妹調情也是很好玩的啦

  • But time will pass. And one night you'll fall asleep and wake up the next morning to only realize the person you woke up to

    時間會過去的,雖然總有一天,你會在隔天起床時發現你所幻想出來的完美情人

  • Doesn't exist.

    根本不存在

  • So maybe you have bad first impression.

    也許你給別人不好的第一印象

  • A lack of self confidence.

    也許你沒自信

  • Or maybe you just wanna be single.

    也許,你單身的理由只是你只想要單身

  • But as long as you follow your heart.

    不過只要你追隨你的心

  • That's all that matters.

    那就夠了!

  • And That's

    而且

  • No bull.

    這絕對不是在唬爛你

  • THE END.

    結束

  • You Mean Like This?!

    你是這個意思嗎?

  • Thank you so much for clicking my last video. If you like it then click subscribe, then click last video, then click the blue please. Click something here~~x3

    謝謝你觀賞這部影片,如果你喜歡,拜託訂閱我的頻道!!點這裡x3

  • If I am scaring you, you can click unsubscribe now. Sorry.

    抱歉,如果我嚇到你了,你就取消訂閱吧@@哈哈

What's up y'all. This is your boy D-Trix in the Dominic show.

嗨,大家好!我是 Dominic show 的 D-Trix.

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