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  • -Thank you very much!

    -謝謝你!

  • And welcome, welcome, welcome to

    歡迎,歡迎,歡迎來到

  • "The Tonight Show."

    "今夜秀"。

  • [ Cheering and applause ] Ladies and gentlemen,

    [歡呼和掌聲] 女士們,先生們:

  • thank you for watching.

    謝謝你的觀看。

  • Thank you for being here.

    謝謝你來這裡。

  • Let's get to the news and jokes.

    讓我們來看看新聞和笑話。

  • Well, guys, we have some good news from overseas

    好了,夥計們,我們有一些來自海外的好消息。

  • in the fight against COVID. Watch this.

    在打擊COVID。看這個。

  • -The UK approved the Pfizer vaccine.

    -英國準許了輝瑞公司的疫苗。

  • It makes the UK the first Western country

    它使英國成為第一個西方國家

  • to give a vaccine to the public outside of trials.

    在試驗之外向公眾提供疫苗;

  • -Wow! Everyone there

    -哇!譁!

  • will have access to the Pfizer vaccine.

    將有機會獲得輝瑞疫苗。

  • Apparently, the UK is now five hours

    很明顯,英國現在是5個小時。

  • and five months ahead of us.

    並比我們早五個月。

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • Americans heard and were like,

    美國人聽了,就像。

  • "I watch 'The Crown.'

    "我看《王冠》。

  • Does that mean I can get it?"

    那是不是意味著我可以得到它?"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • The news is so good, people in UK

    這個消息太好了,英國的人們

  • got this close to showing emotion.

    就差這一點就能表現出感情了。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • [ English accent ] I feel a tear coming on.

    [英語口音]我覺得眼淚都快流出來了。

  • Fight it! [ Laughter ]

    打吧![笑聲]

  • Fight it!

    打吧!

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • But this is interesting -- there's an order

    但這很有趣... ...有一個順序。

  • for who gets the vaccine first. It goes

    為誰先接種疫苗。它是

  • codgers, hags, blokes, mums, and, last,

    codgers, hags, blokes, mums, and, last,

  • [ English accent ] wankers. [ Laughter ]

    [英語口音]wankers。[笑聲]

  • That was interesting.

    這很有趣。

  • These are some strange times.

    這是一個奇怪的時代。

  • Right, now Americans are looking

    現在,美國人正在尋找

  • at leader of the UK and thinking,

    在英國的領導者和思考。

  • "I wish we had that guy in charge."

    "我希望我們有那個人負責。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • The vaccine over there

    那邊的疫苗

  • is actually the same as American one.

    其實和美國的一樣。

  • The only difference is the British one

    唯一不同的是英國的

  • is drier and more sarcastic.

    是比較乾脆的,也是比較諷刺的。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I love that joke. [ Laughter ]

    我喜歡這個笑話。[笑聲]

  • Meanwhile, I saw that Vladimir Putin said Russia

    同時,我看到普京說,俄羅斯的

  • will also start vaccinating their people next week.

    下週也將開始為他們的人接種疫苗。

  • Yeah, the vaccine seems like a winner.

    是啊,疫苗似乎是一個贏家。

  • 5 out of 5 Russian doctors recommend it.

    5名俄羅斯醫生推薦。

  • [ Slavic accent ] If they know what's good for them.

    [斯拉夫口音] 如果他們知道什麼對他們有好處。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • And this is great -- Russia's already working

    這是偉大的... ...俄羅斯已經在努力了

  • on a vaccine for whatever is

    疫苗

  • in that vaccine.

    在該疫苗。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Seriously, I'd eat sushi in Iowa on a Tuesday

    說真的,我週二在愛荷華州吃壽司。

  • before I'd trust a vaccine in Russia.

    我才會相信俄羅斯的疫苗。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Hey, some big news from Washington.

    嘿,從華盛頓傳來的一些重大消息。

  • Yesterday, it came out that President Trump

    昨天,有消息稱,美國總統特朗普

  • might give Rudy Giuliani a preemptive pardon.

    可能會給魯迪-朱利安尼一個先發制人的特赦。

  • Well, now, he's thinking about the same thing

    現在,他也在想同樣的事情。

  • for his son-in-law, Jared Kushner;

    為他的女婿賈裡德-庫什納。

  • and his kids Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr.

    和他的孩子伊萬卡、埃裡克和小唐。

  • Some families get each other sweaters for Christmas.

    有的家庭在聖誕節時互相送毛衣。

  • The Trumps get pardons.

    特朗普夫婦得到赦免。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Yep, Trump said he wants to focus

    是的,特朗普說他想集中

  • on taking care of his loved ones,

    在照顧他的親人時。

  • those closest to him,

    他最親近的人。

  • and Eric.

    和埃裡克。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • It's not a great look for your presidency

    對你的總統任期來說,這不是一個好兆頭。

  • when your biggest accomplishment is

    當你最大的成就是

  • "Most Family Members Pardoned."

    "大多數家庭成員被赦免。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • It's pretty crazy. The last person

    這是相當瘋狂的。最後一個人

  • who needed pardons for whole family

    傾家蕩產

  • was Charles Manson.

    是查爾斯-曼森。

  • [ Laughter ] -Oh!

    [笑]哦!

  • -Meanwhile, Mike Pence is also asking for a pardon,

    同時,邁克-彭斯也要求赦免。

  • for the time he accidentally glanced

    因為他不小心瞥了一眼

  • at a picture of Kate Upton.

    在凱特-厄普頓的照片。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • [ Drums play ] Mother!

    媽媽!

  • It happened! It happened again!

    發生了!又發生了!

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • It was scary for me, but I slept it off.

    這對我來說很可怕,但我睡了過去。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Face-down on the couch.

    臉朝下躺在沙發上。

  • -Yeah.

    -是的

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • That's right, everybody, Trump is busy.

    沒錯,各位,特朗普很忙。

  • Last night he hosted a White House Christmas party.

    昨晚他主持了一個白宮的聖誕派對。

  • He hosted a party.

    他主持了一個聚會。

  • And he made a pretty big announcement. Listen to this.

    他做了一個相當大的聲明。聽聽這個。

  • -Overnight, President Trump touting his success,

    -一夜之間,特朗普總統大肆宣傳他的成功。

  • hinting at the inevitable, and suggesting

    暗示著不可避免的事情,暗示著

  • another possible run for the White House.

    另一個可能競選白宮的。

  • -Melania heard that and was like,

    -梅拉尼婭聽到這句話,就像:

  • if you think I'm decorating this stupid house again,

    如果你覺得我又在裝飾這間愚蠢的房子,

  • you're nuts!"

    你是瘋子!"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Really, another Trump presidency?

    真的,又是一個特朗普的總統任期?

  • That's like the director of "Cats" announcing a sequel.

    這就像《貓》的導演宣佈要拍續集一樣。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • You can tell Trump's serious about running again

    你可以看出特朗普對再次參選是認真的。

  • because already claiming the 2024 election is rigged.

    因為已經聲稱2024年的選舉是被操縱的。

  • [ Isolated laughs ] If Trump --

    如果特朗普...

  • Thank you, Seth.

    謝謝你,塞斯。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Always count on you, buddy.

    總是指望你,夥計。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • If Trump won in 2024, he'd be the first president

    如果特朗普在2024年勝出,他將成為第一位總統。

  • to serve nonconsecutive terms since Grover Cleveland,

    自格羅弗-克利夫蘭以來,擔任非連續任期。

  • which Trump thinks is the full name

    特朗普認為是全名的

  • of the fuzzy blue Muppet.

    的模糊藍色布偶。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • That's right, in four years, Trump's either going to be

    沒錯,四年後,特朗普或將成為。

  • the president of the United States

    美國總統

  • or the cohost of "American Ninja Warrior."

    還是 "美國忍者戰士 "的聯合主持人。

  • [ Laughter ] But there was actually

    [笑] 但實際上有

  • another video taken of Trump's big announcement.

    另一個視頻拍攝的特朗普的大宣佈。

  • I don't know if you've seen this thing.

    我不知道你是否見過這個東西。

  • Listen to this.

    聽聽這個。

  • -[ Coughing ]

    -[咳嗽]

  • [ Cheering, whistling, and applause ]

    [歡呼聲,口哨聲,和掌聲]。

  • [ Coughing ]

    [咳嗽]

  • -Ew!

    -嗷!

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Ugh! A party without masks, people coughing everywhere.

    -啊!沒有口罩的派對,到處都是咳嗽的人。

  • Next, Trump's going to celebrate the eight nights of Hanukkah

    接下來,特朗普要慶祝光明節的八個夜晚了

  • at Walter Reed.

    在沃爾特-裡德。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Well, guys, earlier tonight, NBC aired the

    好了,夥計們,今晚早些時候,NBC播出了... ...

  • 88th Annual Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting

    第88屆洛克菲勒中心聖誕樹點亮儀式舉行

  • and I have to say the tree looks amazing.

    我不得不說,樹看起來驚人。

  • It's somewhere between 75 and 80 years old

    它的年齡在75歲到80歲之間。

  • and good news -- at that age, the tree will be one

    好消息是--在那個年齡段,這棵樹將是一棵

  • of the first to receive the vaccine.

    的首批接種疫苗。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • If you plan on seeing the tree in person,

    如果你打算親自去看這棵樹。

  • it'll stay lit every day from 6:00 am to midnight,

    每天從早上6點到午夜都會亮燈。

  • pretty much like every parent homeschooling their kids.

    就像每個家長在家裡教育孩子一樣。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • But, due to COVID, visitors can only see the tree

    但是,由於COVID的存在,遊客只能看到這棵樹

  • for five minutes.

    五分鐘。

  • In response, Dads were like --

    對此,爸爸們都很喜歡------。

  • [ Changes accent ] What are we supposed to do

    [改變口音]我們應該做什麼?

  • with the other four and a half minutes?

    與其他四分半鐘?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • See it?

    看到了嗎?

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • Oh, thank you. Wow, applause?

    哦,謝謝你。哇,掌聲?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Some business news -- I heard that Drake

    一些商業新聞 -- 我聽說德雷克

  • is now selling a scented candle that smells like

    現在正在銷售一種香味蠟燭,聞起來就像。

  • himself.

    他自己。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Imagine being a scientist and your boss is like,

    想象一下,作為一個科學家,你的老闆是這樣的。

  • "I'm pulling you off the COVID vaccine

    "我要把你從COVID疫苗上拉下來

  • so you can work on the Drake candle."

    所以你可以在德雷克蠟燭上工作。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Actually, Drake said it's not even pronounced "Drake."

    其實,德雷克說,它甚至不發音 "德雷克"。

  • It's pronounced "Drah-ké."

    它的發音是 "Drah-ké"。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Ew!

    -嗷!

  • -That's right, the Drake candle smells like

    -沒錯,德雷克蠟燭聞起來就像... ...

  • musk, ambers, cashmere, suede, and velvet.

    麝香、琥珀、羊絨、麂皮和天鵝絨。

  • I, on the other hand, smell like Speed Stick,

    而我呢,聞起來就像 "飛速棒"。

  • everything bagels, and Purell.

    一切百吉餅,和Purell。

-Thank you very much!

-謝謝你!

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