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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO A LATE SHOW AND

    >> 史蒂芬:歡迎,歡迎大家來到晚間節目,歡迎大家來到晚間節目。

  • PUPPET THEATER.

    小狗劇場:

  • I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, THAT WILL MAKE SENSE LATER.

    我是你的主持人Stephen COLBERT,稍後會有意義的。

  • NOW I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD WEEKEND, NOT THAT I AM CONCEDING

    現在我希望你們都過了一個愉快的週末,而不是說我要認輸。

  • THAT THERE WAS A WEEKEND, THAT IS FOR THE COURTS TO DECIDE,

    有一個週末,這是由法院決定的。

  • THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SURGE ACROSS THE COUNTRY, AND

    冠狀病毒繼續在全國範圍內激增,並且

  • I'LL TELL YOU THE LATEST IN MY VIRAL SEGMENTS:

    我將告訴你我的病毒部門的最新情況。

  • CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER.

    捕捉第三波:無盡的繁榮。

  • >> HOT BLOODED, CHECK IT AND SEE.

    >> 熱血沸騰,看看就知道了。

  • YOU'LL HAVE A FEVER OF A 103!

    你會有103度的恐懼!

  • HAHA, YEAH!

    哈哈,YEAH!

  • >> Stephen: GET OUT, GET OUT.

    >> Stephen:滾出去,滾出去。

  • >> Stephen: THE BAD IS GETTING WORSE.

    >> Stephen: 壞事越來越多。

  • THIS WEEK ALONE, THE U.S. ADDED ONE MILLION NEW CORONAVIRUS

    僅本週,美國就新增了100萬個冠狀病毒。

  • CASES.

    案例:

  • BUT TOP MAGA SCIENTISTS HAVE A SOLUTION:

    但頂尖的MAGA科學家有一個解決方案。

  • >> STOP THE COUNT!

    >> 停止計數!

  • STOP THE COUNT!

    停止計數!

  • STOP THE COUNT!

    停止計數!

  • >> Stephen: AND THE WORST PART IS, THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE WORST,

    >> 最糟糕的是,這可能不是最糟糕的。

  • BECAUSE THE HOLIDAYS ARE APPROACHING.

    因為假期快到了。

  • AS ONE HOSPITAL DIRECTOR WARNED: CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S EVE

    一位醫院院長警告說:聖誕節和新年前夕。

  • PARTIES COULD LEAD TO A "GIANT, INTERGENERATIONAL CLUSTER."

    各方可能會導致一個 "巨大的、全球性的聚類"。

  • NORMALLY IF YOU WANT TO SEE A GIANT INTERGENERATIONAL CLUSTER,

    通常情況下,如果你想看到一個巨大的通用衣架。

  • YOU HAVE TO ASK SANTA FOR PORNHUB PREMIUM.

    你必須問聖誕老人要色情網站的高級服務。

  • SO I'VE HEARD.

    所以我聽說。

  • LOCAL OFFICIALS ARE SCRAMBLING TO STOP THE SPREAD.

    當地官員正在努力阻止蔓延。

  • LOS ANGELES MAYOR ERIC GARCETTI ISSUED A STATEMENT, TELLING

    洛杉磯市長Eric GARCETTI發表聲明,告知

  • CITIZENS, "CANCEL THOSE VACATION PLANS RIGHT NOW.

    公民,"取消這些度假計劃,現在。

  • DO NOT SNEAK IN OTHER HOUSEHOLDS FOR THANKSGIVING."

    不要在感恩節時偷偷溜進其他家庭。"

  • I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY THAT SECOND THING IS JUST GOOD ADVICE

    我要先說第二件事是個好建議。

  • UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

    在任何情況下。

  • THERE'S A REASON YOU DON'T HEAR THIS AROUND THE HOLIDAY TABLE;

    你在節日餐桌上沒聽到這個消息是有原因的。

  • "OH, MY TURN?

    "哦,輪到我了?

  • UH, I GUESS I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU LEFT THE BASEMENT DOOR

    呃,我想我應該感謝你把地下室的門留了下來

  • UNLOCKED."

    UNLOCKED."

  • THANKFULLY, THERE'S ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO KNOW STUFF.

    幸好,有懂行的人提供的建議。

  • FOR INSTANCE, THE C.D.C. IS SUGGESTING AMERICANS HAVE

    目前,中紀委是在暗示美國人已經有了

  • THANKSGIVING OUTSIDE.

    感恩節外。

  • OKAY, LATE NOVEMBER COULD GET LITTLE NIPPY.

    好吧,十一月下旬可以得到小尼普爾。

  • SO INSTEAD OF A TURKEY I RECOMMEND SERVING EACH GUEST TWO

    所以我建議不要吃火雞,而是給每位客人上兩份。

  • CORNISH GAME HENS, ONE FOR EACH HAND.

    CORNISH GAME HENS, one for each hand.

  • NOW ONCE YOU ARE OUTSIDE, THE CDC HAS PLENTY OF ADDITIONAL

    現在,一旦你出了門,疾控中心就有大量的補充資料。

  • SAFETY RECOMMENDATIONS SUCH AS USE DISPOSABLE ITEMS.

    安全建議,如使用一次性物品。

  • LIKE UTENSILS.

    像UTENSILS。

  • I'M SORRY, WHY?

    對不起,為什麼?

  • DO OTHER PEOPLE SHARE THEIR SILVERWARE AT THANKSGIVING.

    在感恩節時,其他人會分享他們的銀器嗎?

  • NANA COULD YOU PASS THE PEAS, ALSO YOUR FORK, THESE CARROTS

    奶奶能不能把豌豆,還有你的叉子,這些胡蘿蔔遞給我?

  • AREN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE SWEET ZING OF FIXODENT.

    都是一樣的沒有甜美的叮囑FIXODENT。

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT AT ALL.

    我完全不明白。

  • I DON'T.

    我不知道

  • CDC ALSO RECOMMENDS BRING YOUR OWN FOOD.

    疾控中心還建議自帶食物。

  • SO JUST TELL YOUR AUNT YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY OF HER HOT FRUIT

    所以告訴你姑姑,你不能吃她的熱果。

  • CASSEROLE THIS YEAR BECAUSE IT IS DR. FAUCI'S ORDERS, NO OTHER

    CASSEROLE今年,因為它是博士。FAUCI的訂單,沒有其他訂單

  • REASON, I LOVE HOT FRUIT.

    理由,我愛熱果。

  • THEY ALSO ADVISE USING SINGLE USE OPTIONS LIKE SALAD DRESSINGS

    他們還建議使用一次性使用的選項,如沙拉醬。

  • AND CONDIMENT PACKETS.

    和調料包。

  • I KNEW TRA DREW I KNEW THAT DRAWER OF CONDIMENT

    我知道特拉-德魯,我知道那抽屜裡的調味品。

  • PACKETS WOULD COME IN HANDY.

    包裹會很方便。

  • "UNCLE CARL, HERE'S YOUR MASHED POTATOES AND A PACKET OF

    "卡爾叔叔,這是你的土豆泥和一包...

  • TERIYAKI SAUCE FROM 1997.

    1997年的TERIYAKI SAUCE。

  • IT'S GOT A PICTURE OF FRASIER ON IT.

    上面有弗拉西爾的照片 It's got a picture of FRASIER on it.

  • REMEMBER FRASIER DAYS AT PANDA EXPRESS?"

    "還記得FRASBER DAYS AT PANDA EXPRESS嗎?"

  • SO, HOW DID THINGS GET SO BAD WITH COVID?

    那麼,事情是如何變得如此糟糕 與COVID?

  • WELL, FOR STARTERS, THERE'S A COMPLETE VACUUM OF LEADERSHIP,

    好吧,首先,有一個完整的上司真空。

  • AND NOT JUST BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT SUCKS.

    不僅僅是因為總統很糟糕。

  • IT TURNS OUT HE HAS NOT ATTENDED A CORONAVIRUS TASKFORCE MEETING

    原來他沒有參加過冠狀病毒工作隊的會議。

  • IN "AT LEAST FIVE MONTHS."

    在 "至少五個月"。

  • OKAY, S IT'S NOVEMBER 16, FIVE MONTHS AGO WAS JUNE 16.

    好吧,S它是11月16日, 五個月前是6月16日。

  • I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE OP-ED THAT THE HEAD OF THE

    對不起,《紐約時報》的頭頭叫什麼名字的專欄文章?

  • CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE MIKE PENCE WROTE IN "THE WALL STREET

    CORONAVIRUS TASFOR MIKE PENCE在 "華爾街日報 "上寫道:"我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說。

  • JOURNAL?" "THERE ISN'T A CORONAVIRUS

    JOURNAL?""沒有一個冠狀病毒,

  • SECOND WAVE."

    SECOND WAVE。"

  • NO, JUST ONE GIANT TSUNAMI OF CRIMINAL STUPIDITY.

    不,只是一個巨大的TSUNAMI犯罪的愚蠢。

  • DR. FAUCI TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT DR. FAUCI, EXCUSE ME, OH, THAT

    博士。FAUCI試圖解釋,博士。FAUCI,對不起,哦,那...

  • JOKE BACKED UP ON ME.

    開個玩笑,支持我。

  • DR. FAUCI TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT THE PRESIDENT IS STILL GETTING

    FAUCI博士試圖解釋說FAUCI博士試圖解釋說,主席仍然得到了。

  • VITAL INFORMATION, KIND OF SORT OF.

    重要的資訊,有點像。

  • >> WHEN WE HAVE A TASK >> WHEN WE HAVE OUR TASKFORCE

    >> 當我們有任務時 >> 當我們有任務部隊時

  • MEETING, IT'S RUN, AS YOU KNOW, BY VICE PRESIDENT PENCE.

    會議,如你所知,是由副總統彭斯主持的。

  • AND THE VICE PRESIDENT THEN TRANSLATES THAT TO THE PRESIDENT

    副主席再把這句話轉達給主席。

  • HIMSELF.

    自己。

  • >> Stephen: GOD, I WOULD LOVE TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL, OR ON THE

    >> Stephen: 上帝,我很想成為牆上的一隻蒼蠅,或者是牆上的一隻蒼蠅。

  • PENCE, WHEN HE TRIED TO TRANSLATE THIS INFORMATION.

    彭斯在試圖翻譯這些資訊的時候,

  • (AS PENCE) "MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS DR.

    (彭斯) "先生主席,我是博士。

  • BADNEWS BURGER.

    BADNEWS BURGER.

  • HE HAS SOME INFORMATION TO SHARE WITH YOU."

    他有一些資訊要和你分享。"

  • (SILLY VOICE) "THIS IS AMERICA'S DARKEST HOUR!

    (SILLY VOICE)"這是美國最黑暗的時刻!"。

  • HUH-OH-OH!" I'M DELICIOUS.

    "HUH -OH -OH!"我很美味。

  • >> Stephen: WE MIGHT NEED THIS AGAIN.

    >> Stephen:我們可能需要這個。

  • THAT WAS THE TOUGHEST PART.

    那是最艱難的部分。

  • THANKFULLY THERE IS SOME GOOD COVID NEWS.

    幸運的是,有一些好的COVID新聞。

  • THIS MORE-MING, PHARMACEUTICAL GIANT MODERNA ANNOUNCED THAT

    這更明,醫藥巨頭摩德納公司宣佈

  • ACCORDING TO PRELIMINARY RESULTS THEIR CORONAVIRUS VACCINE IS

    根據初步結果,他們的冠狀病毒疫苗是。

  • 94.5 PERCENT EFFECTIVE.

    94.5%有效。

  • THE GOOD NEWS IS THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO COVID VACCINES ON THE

    好消息是,至少有兩種病毒感染的疫苗。

  • HORIZON.

    HORIZON:

  • THE BAD NEWS IS THE PRESIDENT MAY NOT LET EVERY AMERICAN HAVE

    壞消息是總統可能不會讓每一個美國人都有。

  • THEM.

    他們。

  • HERE IS WHAT HE SAID ON FRIDAY.

    這是他在星期五說的話。

  • >> AS SOON AS APRIL THE >> AS SOON AS APRIL, THE

    >> 儘快於4月,《公約》第3條第1款的規定。

  • VACCINE WILL BE AVAILABLE TO THE ENTIRE GENERAL POPULATION, WITH

    疫苗將提供給所有的普通人群,並提供以下服務。

  • THE EXCEPTION OF PLACES LIKE NEW YORK STATE.

    像紐約州這樣的地方例外。

  • >> Stephen: SO YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THE VACCINE IN NEW JERSEY,

    >> 所以你必須在新澤西州打疫苗。

  • BUT JUST PICK IT UP ON YOUR WAY BACK FROM GETTING YOUR NEW LEGAL

    但只要在拿到新的法律文件後回來的路上拿起它就可以了。

  • WEED, WHICH PRELIMINARY TESTS SHOW IS 94.5% DANK.

    雜草,初步測試顯示是94.5%的丹克。

  • SO THE PRESIDENT IS THREATENING TO WITHHOLD A LIFE-SAVING

    所以總統威脅要扣留救命稻草。

  • VACCINE FROM HIS HOME STATE, BUT DON'T WORRY, HE HAS A GOOD

    疫苗從他的家鄉,但不要擔心,他有一個很好的。

  • REASON: GOVERNOR CUOMO HURT HIS FEELINGS.

    理由:庫奧莫總督傷害了他的感情。

  • >> FOR POLITICAL REASONS, THE GOVERNOR DECIDED, THEY SAY-━

    >> 出於政治原因,總督決定,他們說--。

  • AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK IT'S GOOD, POLITICALLY; I THINK

    而且,你知道,我不認為這是好的,在政治上,我認為...

  • IT'S VERY BAD FROM A HEALTH STANDPOINT-━ BUT HE WANTS TO

    從健康的角度來看,這是很糟糕的--但他想要

  • TAKE HIS TIME WITH THE VACCINE.

    把他的時間與VACCINE。

  • HE DOESN'T TRUST WHERE THE VACCINE IS COMING FROM.

    他不相信 疫苗是從哪裡來的。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT THE GOVERNOR ACTUALLY SAID IS THAT NEW YORK,

    >> 史蒂芬:政府實際說的是,紐約。

  • LIKE CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, OREGON, AND WASHINGTON, WANTS TO VERIFY

    像加州、內華達州、俄勒岡州和華盛頓州一樣,想要驗證。

  • THE FINDINGS.

    調查結果:

  • FOR SOME REASON, CUOMO DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY TRUST THE GUY WHO

    出於某種原因,CUOMO不自動信任的傢伙誰的

  • TOLD US TO DRINK BLEACH AND JAM SUNSHINE UP OUR BUTTS.

    叫我們喝啤酒,把陽光灑在屁股上。

  • SPEAKING OF WHICH, IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO WEEKS SINCE THE

    說到這裡,已經過了兩個星期了,自從上次事件之後,我就開始了我的工作。

  • ELECTION, AND THE PRESIDENT STILL CAN'T FACE THAT HE LOST.

    選舉,和總統仍然不能面對 他輸了。

  • AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF OUR SEGMENT

    我將在今晚的節目中為大家帶來最新的消息。

  • THAT JUST WON'T LEAVE: >> YOU VOTED FOR ME!

    這就是不會離開。>> 你投了我的票!

  • YOU VOTED FOR ME!

    你投了我的票!

  • YOU VOTED FOR ME!

    你投了我的票!

  • YOU VOTED FOR ME!

    你投了我的票!

  • >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."

    >> "白宮之路"。

  • >> YOU VOTED FOR ME!

    >> 你投了我的票!

  • >> Stephen: WELL, IN A STUNNING RESULT THE PEACH STATE

    >> 斯蒂芬: 好吧,在一個令人震驚的結果中,桃花州。

  • GEORGIA HAS FINALLY BEEN CALLED MACKING THE ULTIMATE TALLY IN

    格魯吉亞終於被稱為 "MACKING "的終極高大。

  • THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE BIDEN WINNING WITH 306 TO 2326789

    選舉學院比登以306比2326789獲勝

  • COINCIDENTALLY, THE EXACT SAME NUMBER OF ELECTORAL VOTES AS

    巧合的是,完全相同數量的選舉票數,以及

  • 20167.

    20167.

  • SO, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THAT FINAL RESULT?

    那麼,你如何描述這個最終的結果?

  • >> WE WON BY A LANDSLIDE.

    >> 我們以絕對優勢贏得了勝利。

  • A LANDSLIDE.

    地梯:

  • A LANDSLIDE.

    地滑梯:

  • A LANDSLIDE.

    地梯:

  • A LANDSLIDE.

    地梯:

  • A TREMENDOUS LANDSLIDE.

    一個巨大的滑坡。

  • >> Stephen: ♪ AND THE LANDSLIDE BROUGHT YOU DOWN

    # 地滑把你摔倒了 # # And the LANSLIDE BROUGHT YOU DOWN #

  • ( LAUGHS ) ♪ I ALSO HAD SEX WITH-- THAT IS

    (笑)也發生了性關係與 - 這是

  • RIGHT UP THERE -- WITHOUT IS THE GUITAR CHRISTIE McVEE.

    就在那裡 - 沒有是吉他克里斯蒂麥克維。

  • >> SORRY LINDS SEE BUCKINGHAM I HAD SOMETHING W IT WAS VERY

    >> 對不起,LINDS SEE BUCKINGHAM,我有一些東西,它是非常

  • DARK, IT WAS VERY DARK, ALL I KNOW IS MUK FLEETWOOD CAN KEEP

    黑暗,它是非常黑暗的,我所知道的是穆克-弗利特伍德可以保持。

  • TIME, MAN.

    時間,人。

  • BIDEN, BIDEN FLIPPED FIVE STARTS, GEORGIA, ORAZIETTI

    比登,比登翻轉五星,喬治亞,奧拉齊埃蒂。

  • ARIZONA, MICHIGAN, PENNSYLVANIA AND WISCONSIN, JOE FLIPPED

    亞利桑那州、密歇根州、賓夕法尼亞州和威斯康星州,JOE FLIPPED。

  • STATES IN THE SUN BELT AND THE RUST BELT.

    太陽帶和鏽帶中的國家:

  • I GUESS THERE IS NOTHING SUBURBAN WOMEN LIKE MORE THAN A

    我想沒有什麼比郊區女人更喜歡的了。

  • REVERSIBLE BELT.

    反向皮帶。

  • FACED WITH THE OVERWHELMING WHAT T

    面臨著巨大的壓力。

  • FACED WITH THE OVERWHELMING "WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED,"

    面對令人震驚的 "實際發生了什麼",

  • YESTERDAY, THE NOW LAME-DUCK PRESIDENT QUACKED, OF JOE BIDEN,

    昨天,現在的跛腳鴨總統呱呱叫,對喬-比登。

  • "HE WON BECAUSE THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED."

    "他不會的,因為選舉是被操縱的。"

  • YOU HAD ME AT "HE WON."

    你讓我在 "他贏了"。

  • THE REST OF IT I JUST KIND OF GOT ALL WARM AND DREAMY FOR.

    其餘的我只是有點得到了所有的溫暖和夢想的。

  • BUT THEN, THE DENIER-IN-CHIEF DECLARED BACKSIES, TWEETING,

    但隨後,否認者主帥宣佈反擊,推特:

  • "I WON THE ELECTION!" THAT IS THE DIGITAL EQUIVALENT

    "我贏得了選舉!"那是數字等價物

  • OF WAKING UP TO FIND GRANDPA SCREAMING ON THE LAWN.

    一覺醒來發現爺爺在草坪上尖叫。

  • SCREAMING ON THE LAWN IN HIS UNDERWEAR.

    在他的內衣在草坪上尖叫。

  • YOU CAN'T GIVE A STANDARD MENTAL COGNITION TEST BECAUSE THE FIRST

    你不能提供標準的精神認知測試,因為第一項是

  • QUESTION IS WHO IS THE PRESIDENT.

    問題是誰是主席。

  • NOW REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE SOON TO BE NOT PRESIDENT TWEETS, THE

    現在,不管即將成為總統的人在微博上說些什麼,都會有很多人在關注。

  • ELECTION IS OVER AND THERE SHOULD BE NO DOUBT ABOUT THE

    選舉已經結束了,毫無疑問的是。

  • SECURITY AND FAIRNESS OF THE VOTING IN FACT FEDERAL AND STATE

    投票的安全性和公平性,事實上聯邦和州政府

  • GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ISSUED A JOINT STATEMENT THURSDAY SAYING

    政府官員週四發表聯合聲明,稱

  • THAT THIS YEAR'S ELECTION WAS THE MOST SECURE IN AMERICAN

    今年的選舉是美國最安全的選舉。

  • HISTORY.

    歷史:

  • KIND OF IRONIC KIND OF IRONIC, SINCE IT

    某種程度的諷刺 某種程度的諷刺,因為它

  • DEFEATED THE MOST INSECURE PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

    擊敗了美國曆史上最不安全的總統。

  • BUT ONE MEMBER OF THE ADMINISTRATION IS COMING TO

    但有一位行政當局的成員要來這裡。

  • THEIR SENSES: NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER AND ANDERSON STUPOR,

    他們的感覺。國家安全顧問和安德森-斯圖普爾:

  • ROBERT O'BRIEN.

    ROBERT O'BRIEN.

  • TODAY, O'BRIEN DARED TO SAY THIS ABOUT A POSSIBLE TRANSITION TO A

    今天,奧布萊恩敢於這樣說,關於一個可能的過渡到一個。

  • BIDEN ADMINISTRATION.

    BIDEN行政機構。

  • >> WE MAY HAVE POLICY DISAGREEMENTS, BUT, LOOK, IF

    >> 我們可能有政策上的分歧,但是,看,如果

  • THE BIDEN-HARRIS TICKET IS DETERMINED TO BE THE WINNER AND

    BIDEN-HARRIS票被確定為獲勝者,並將於2012年1月1日在北京舉行頒獎典禮。

  • IT'S-━ OBVIOUSLY THINGS LOOK THAT WAY NOW-━ WE'LL HAVE A VERY

    很明顯,現在的情況是這樣的,我們將有一個非常的

  • PROFESSIONAL TRANSITION FROM THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL,

    國家安全委員會的專業過渡。

  • THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

    這是毫無疑問的。

  • >> Stephen: NO SURPRISE THAT O'BRIEN IS STARTING TO EASE THE

    >> Stephen:奧布賴恩開始緩和,並不奇怪。

  • BIG MAN OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

    大人物出白宮:

  • BEFORE SERVING AS NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER, HE WAS

    在擔任國家安全顧問之前,他是

  • SPECIAL PRESIDENTIAL ENVOY FOR HOSTAGE AFFAIRS.

    難民事務特別特使:關於難民事務的建議

  • SO WE KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO END.

    所以,我們知道這是怎麼回事結束。

  • "SIR, LEAVE THE BUILDING NOW, AND WE WILL FULFILL YOUR LIST OF

    "先生,請你馬上離開大樓,我們會滿足你的要求。

  • DEMANDS: LEGAL IMMUNITY, A HIGHLY INACCURATE BATHROOM

    要求:合法的免疫力,高度不準確的浴室。

  • SCALE, A BOTTOMLESS BUCKET OF K.F.C., YOU GET TO MEET THE

    秤,K.F.C.的無底桶,你可以去見他。

  • COLONEL, A LETTER FROM YOUR DAD SAYING THAT HE LOVES YOU, A

    上校,你爸爸的一封信說他愛你,是的。

  • LETTER FROM THE COLONEL SAYING THAT HE LOVES YOU, AND A SECOND

    上校的信說他愛你,還有第二封。

  • BOTTOMLESS BUCKET OF K.F.C., AND A SECOND EVEN FALLER

    K.F.C.的無底桶,以及第二個偶數落水者。

  • SKYSCRAPER IN NEW YORK WITH YOUR NAME ON IT THAT ALSO, IF I AM

    在紐約的天窗上寫著你的名字,如果我是

  • READING THIS RIGHT, HAS-- HAS-- -- THINK ABOUT THIS,

    讀到這裡,有... 有... 思考這個問題。

  • MEANWHILE INSTEAD OF ARGUING WITH A TOLDER, BIDEN IS CALMLY

    但比登卻沒有與持證人爭論,而是冷靜地...

  • PREPARING TO TAKE THE REIGNS OF THE GOVERNMENT, UNFORTUNATELY

    準備奪取政府的權力,不幸的是

  • THE GOVERNMENT HASN'T BEEN COMPANY RATING HE HAD HAS BEEN

    政府沒有被公司評級,他已經是。

  • DENIED OFFICE SPACE AND DIN-- WOMAN EXPLAINING WHY SHE

  • WILL CALL THE COPS ON THIS COOKOUTK EMILY MURPHY.

    會打電話給警察在這個COOKOUTK EMILY MURPHY。

  • MURPHY WAS INSTALLED BY THE RESIDENT IN 2017 AND HAS

    MURPHY於2017年由居民安裝,並已。

  • REMAINED A LOYALIST.

    仍然是一個忠誠的人。

  • EVEN THOUGH BIDEN HAS AN INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD MURPHY HAS

    即使比登有一個不確定的領先優勢,但默菲有

  • SO FAR REFUSED TO CERTIFIED BIDEN AS THE ELECTIONS WINNER AS

    迄今拒絕認證為選舉獲勝者的投標人,作為。

  • THE PRESIDENT ATTEMPTS TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION RESULTS IN

    主席試圖扭轉選舉結果,使之成為現實。

  • COURT.

    法院:

  • THAT COULTER THAT COURT CASE IS, OF COURSE,

    該庫爾特,法院案件是,當然。

  • SNOWBALL'S CHANCE V. HELL.

    SNOWBALL'S CHANCE V.HELL。

  • BUT MURPHY DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK THIS ADMINISTRATION WILL LAST

    但墨菲似乎不認為這屆政府會持續下去。

  • MUCH LONGER, BECAUSE A NEW REPORT SAYS THAT SHE RECENTLY

    更長的時間,因為新的報告說,她最近。

  • SENT A MESSAGE TO AN ASSOCIATE INQUIRING ABOUT EMPLOYMENT

    給同事發了一條資訊,詢問工作情況。

  • OPPORTUNITIES IN 2021.

    2021年的機會:

  • THIS IS SO UNFAIR!

    這是不公平的!

  • SHE WON'T LET AMERICA MOVE ON, BUT SHE'S SEARCHING FOR THE NEXT

    她不會讓美國繼續前進,但她正在尋找下一個。

  • JOB?

    JOB?

  • WELL, SHE SHOULD FIND SOMETHING SUITABLE ON EnableAMonster.com.

    好吧,她應該在EnableAMonster.com上找到合適的東西。

  • THIS WEEKEND THERE WAS SOMETHING CALLED THE "MILLION MAGA MARCH,"

    這個週末,有一個叫做 "百萬大遊行 "的活動。

  • A PROTEST IN SUPPORT OF THE PRESIDENT'S FALSE CLAIM THAT HE

    為支持主席的虛假說法而舉行的抗議活動,即他

  • WAS CHEATED OUT OF AN ELECTION WIN.

    被騙了選舉勝利。

  • NOW, THE THING ABOUT THE MILLION MAGA MARCH: IT WASN'T QUITE A

    現在,關於百萬馬加爵遊行的事情:它並不完全是一個。

  • MILLION.

    百萬。

  • INSTEAD, ATTENDEES NUMBERED SOMEWHERE IN THE TENS OF

    相反,與會者人數約為幾十人。

  • THOUSANDS RANGE.

    千萬元範圍內。

  • 10,000, A MILLION, THAT'S JUST HOW THEY COUNT.

    一萬,一百萬,這就是他們的計算方式。

  • YOU ROUND UP FOR MARCHES, ROUND DOWN FOR COVID DEATHS.

    你把遊行隊伍圍起來,把科維德的死亡圍起來。

  • IT'S ALL IN THEIR TEXT BOOK, "BASIC ARITH-MAGA."

    這一切都在他們的文字書, "基本的藝術表演"。

  • ONE PERSON CLEARLY NOT IN THE POCKET OF BIG REALITY: WHITE

    一個明顯不在大現實的口袋裡的人:白種人。

  • HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY AND THIRD SISTER FROM "FROZEN" WHO

    內務部新聞發言人和 "冰凍人 "的三姐是誰?

  • ACTUALLY WANTED THE TOWN TO DIE, KAYLEIGH McENANY.

    其實是想讓這個鎮子死掉,KAYLEIGH McENANY.

  • McENANY TWEETED, "MORE THAN ONE MILLION MARCHERS FOR PRESIDENT

    麥肯尼在推特上說:"超過一百萬人為總統遊行。

  • DESCEND ON THE SWAMP IN SUPPORT."

    在沼澤地上支持。"

  • SO THE ADMINISTRATION ENDS AS IT BEGAN, LYING ABOUT CROWD SIZE.

    所以,行政當局就像一開始一樣,在人群規模上撒謊。

  • THEY'VE COME FULL CIRCLE.

    他們已經來了滿滿一圈。

  • THAT'S JUST BASIC GEOM-MAGA.

    這只是基本的GEOM -MAGA。

  • OF COURSE, THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO MARCH.

    當然,他們有權利遊行。

  • AND IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE TO WANT TO HAVE ONE LAST MAGA.

    想來一次最後的馬加爵,這很容易理解。

  • NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, IT'S NO FUN TO LOSE.

    不管你是誰,輸了都不好玩。

  • AND IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE HANGING UP YOUR MAGA HAT, HERE

    如果你在掛上你的馬加爵帽子時遇到了麻煩,請看這裡

  • ARE SOME TIPS THAT MIGHT HELP YOU COPE WITH YOUR LOSS, FROM

    有一些建議,可能會幫助你與你的損失,從。