字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Every year, everyday, thousands of people fall victim to FWP. 每一年每一天，都有好幾千人成為了「FWP」的受難者 I'm so cold. 我好冷 I'm starving! 我好餓 No one cares about me. 沒人在乎我 Also known as First World Problems. 如同大家所知道的「世界第一的煩惱」 I'm so cold. Someone set the AC to 72. I NEED IT AT 73! 我好冷...誰把冷氣調到華氏72度了...我要的是73度啊... I'm starving. All I have is leftovers! 我好餓... 這裡卻只有... 昨天的剩菜 No one cares about me. Nobody's liked or commented on my status. 沒人在乎我...沒人要回我的動態... 也沒人要按我讚 Hi. I'm Ryan Higa and for just 5 hours of attention a day, you could help somebody with FWP. 嗨，我是Ryan Higa，一天只要五小時，你就可以幫助那些有「天下第一煩惱」的人 Everybody just keeps putting so much pressure on me. I don't know what I want for my birthday. 大家都給我太多壓力了，我根本就不知道我要什麼生日禮物啊... I have too much chips for my dip. If I open a new dip, I will have too dip for my chips. 太多洋芋片但是醬太少了...但是如果我再開一罐新的，沾醬又太多了... Why does Apple keep making iPhones? Now I have to get another one. 為什麼蘋果要一直出新的iPhone... 我又要再買一支了嗎... They've been through so much struggle. 他們經歷了太多掙扎 The remote is over there, but I am all the way over here. 遙控器在那邊... 但我卻在遙遠的這一邊... So much hardship. 太多的痛苦 My iPhone 5 is too big for my skinny jeans! 我的貼身牛仔褲塞不下我的iPhone 5... So much attention attention attention attention. 要注意的地方太多... 太多... 太多... I poured the cereal without checking to see if we had milk. We didn't. 我沒有先檢查我還有沒有牛奶了就把麥片倒出來... 牛奶沒了... So please show your support, and send them this video. And show them how much we care about their FWP's. 所以請支持他們，讓他們看看這部影片。讓他們看看我們有多關心他們這些「世界第一的煩惱」 I bought too may groceries. Now I have to make two trips! 我買太多有的沒的了... 這樣我要跑兩趟才拿的完... All you have to do is call the URL 1-800-DOT-ORG. And we'll send you the FWP helping kit 你只要打這個號碼「1-800-DOT-ORG」，我們就會將「世界第一煩惱」的協助工具寄給你 which includes a bridge, a straw, and a full cup with a cover. 其中包含一座橋、一跟吸管、還有一杯裝滿水的杯子加上杯蓋 Here's a bridge. Now get over it. 這裡有一座橋，現在快過去吧！（get over it = 渡過難關） Here's a straw. Now suck it up. 這裡有一跟吸管，把它吸起來吧！ (suck it up = 認命吧) Here's a full cup. Now shut the full cup up. 這裡有滿滿的一杯水，把蓋子蓋上吧！(shut the fuck up = 閉嘴) With your help we can put an end to FWP's, and focus on the real problems like starving children or homeless people. 有了你們的幫忙，我們可以終結「世界第一煩惱」，好來關心真正的問題，像是飢餓的孩童或是無家可歸的遊民 Cause if you're complaining about something as silly as the iPhone 5, just wait till you see the iPhone 6. 因為如果你還繼續抱怨像是iPhone 5這種蠢問題... 等到iPhone 6出的時候你就知道了 Oh this? This is the iPhone 5S. This is the iPhone 6! 喔這個嗎？ 這個是iPhone 5S，這個才是iPhone 6!