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  • All right, everybody.

    好了,各位。

  • We're back.

    我們回來了

  • My next guest tonight is the country's foremost expert on

    今晚我的下一位嘉賓是全國最頂尖的專家,他是關於

  • Halloween gadgets.

    萬聖節的小玩意。

  • Please welcome the Halloween Man himself, Jimmy Blaylock.

    請歡迎萬聖人吉米-布萊克本人。

  • Jimmy, thanks for coming back on the program.

    吉米,謝謝你回到節目中來。

  • Great to be here, thanks for having me.

    很高興來到這裡,謝謝你邀請我。

  • (audience applauds)

    (觀眾鼓掌)

  • Good to have ya.

    很高興你能來

  • We've got some great stuff this year

    今年我們有一些好東西

  • that's brand new for 1997.

    那是1997年的全新產品

  • Okay, this is stuff that's available

    好吧,這是可用的東西

  • to people that create more fun on their Halloween.

    給那些在萬聖節創造更多樂趣的人。

  • That's correct.

    這是正確的。

  • We have this right here.

    我們有這個權利在這裡。

  • It's a sound-activated rat.

    這是一隻聲控老鼠。

  • Why don't you take that side.

    你為什麼不站在那一邊。

  • What you do, you put this behind the

    你做什麼,你把這個背後的

  • toilet or something when you're having your party.

    廁所什麼的,當你有你的黨。

  • Watch what happens.

    看看會發生什麼。

  • (rat tail thumps)

    (老鼠尾巴砰砰)

  • It goes nuts.

    它會瘋掉。

  • You got that.

    你得到了。

  • Gee that's lot of fun there, Jimmy.

    天啊,那真是太有趣了,吉米。

  • Nothing's going to spice up a party

    沒有什麼能讓聚會更有氣氛了

  • than rat in its death throes.

    比老鼠在它的死期。

  • Well, right.

    嗯,沒錯。

  • (rat squeaks)

    (老鼠的吱吱聲)

  • Okay., me get,

    好吧,給我打電話。

  • Can you take off your jacket for a minute here?

    你能把你的外套脫下來嗎?

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • I got something I wanna show you.

    我有東西想給你看

  • You're going to love this.

    你會喜歡這個的

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • You'll gonna love this.

    你會喜歡這個的

  • Okay, throw this over here.

    好吧,把這個扔過來。

  • We have this one right here.

    我們有這個人就在這裡。

  • Go ahead and put this on.

    去吧,把這個穿上。

  • Put it on?

    穿上它?

  • Go ahead, put your arms through.

    來吧,把你的手臂穿過。

  • Put it through this way?

    把它通過這種方式?

  • Yeah, go ahead and put it through that way.

    是啊,繼續把它通過這種方式。

  • And then this way?

    然後再往這邊走?

  • That's right.

    是的

  • There you go, Conan.

    給你,柯南

  • There we go.

    我們走吧

  • Squeeze into crappy costume.

    擠進蹩腳的服裝。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Oh, wait, okay.

    哦,等等,好吧。

  • Cost thirty bucks, man.

    花了30塊錢,夥計。

  • Oh, well then it's really cool.

    哦,好吧,那麼它真的很酷。

  • I'm sorry.

    我很抱歉

  • Here we go.

    我們走吧

  • Can we put it on?

    我們可以穿上它嗎?

  • There you are.

    你在這裡啊

  • You are ready for the World Wrestling Federation.

    你已經準備好參加世界摔跤聯合會了。

  • There you go.

    這就對了

  • Flex your muscles.

    彎曲你的肌肉。

  • Go ahead, flex them.

    來吧,彎曲他們。

  • There you go.

    這就對了

  • Are you going to yell at me the whole segment?

    你要對著我喊整段話嗎?

  • No, that's...that looks great.

    不,那是......那看起來很不錯。

  • Is that great, or what?

    是偉大的,還是什麼?

  • How does it look?

    怎麼看?

  • Yeah, that's good.

    是的,這是很好的。

  • You look good.

    你看起來不錯。

  • I look sexy?

    我看起來很性感?

  • Yeah, you needed that.

    是啊,你需要的。

  • It's not a big difference, really.

    其實,差別不大。

  • That's the problem.

    這就是問題所在。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • People are like, "I don't see a difference."

    人們都說,"我看不出有什麼不同"

  • All right, tell us what we have right here.

    好吧,告訴我們我們有什麼在這裡。

  • We have these right here.

    我們這裡就有這些。

  • I want you to go ahead and try one.

    我想讓你去試試。

  • And you put these up at your Halloween parties.

    然後你在萬聖節派對上把這些東西掛起來

  • It's cute.

    它的可愛。

  • Go ahead, hold this.

    來吧,拿著這個。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Then put your--

    那就把你的...

  • I hold it like this?

    我這樣拿著它?

  • Hold it like that right there.

    就這樣拿著

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • And you get this one.

    而你得到這個。

  • What does it do?

    它的作用是什麼?

  • These are called dancing bones and

    這些被稱為跳舞的骨頭和

  • you turn them on and they boogie.

    你把它們打開,它們就會咕咕叫。

  • Go ahead.

    去吧

  • There we go.

    我們走吧

  • (funky music box music plays)

    (時髦的音樂盒音樂播放)

  • There we go.

    我們走吧

  • That's just great.

    這只是偉大的。

  • There we go.

    我們走吧

  • (Conan laughs)

    (柯南笑)

  • There he goes.

    他走了。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Hey, Max.

    嘿, Max.

  • Max, can we have a little music for this one?

    麥克斯,我們可以有一個小的音樂為這一個?

  • (upbeat Halloween music)

    (歡快的萬聖節音樂)

  • That's great.

    那太好了

  • Dancing bones, there we go.

    跳舞的骨頭,我們走吧。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • And look here.

    看這裡

  • You're going to love this.

    你會喜歡這個的

  • This is valuable TV time.

    這是寶貴的電視時間。

  • It's still alive.

    它還活著。

  • Look at that.

    你看那個。

  • It's so pathetic.

    太可悲了。

  • (Conan laughs)

    (柯南笑)

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • God, what is it doing?

    上帝,它在做什麼?

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Oh, it's so pathetic.

    哦,太可憐了。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Oh my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • That's horrific.

    太可怕了

  • Now what I want you to do

    現在我要你做的是

  • I want you to take these plugs the hair.

    我要你把這些插頭的頭髮。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Go ahead.

    去吧

  • I want you to take these plugs

    我要你拿著這些插頭

  • and this is what they call ugly hair.

    這就是他們所說的醜陋的頭髮。

  • Go ahead and take them,

    去吧,拿去吧。

  • and I want you to shove them up your nose.

    我要你把它們塞進你的鼻子裡。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • What do you do?

    你是做什麼的?

  • Take them and shove them up your nose.

    把它們塞進你的鼻子裡。

  • And there you go.

    你去那裡。

  • You got yourself, some nose, hair.

    你有自己,一些鼻子,頭髮。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Look at that.

    你看那個。

  • Is that great or what?

    那是偉大的還是什麼?

  • Does he look good?

    他看起來不錯嗎?

  • Look at that.

    你看那個。

  • Why, hello.

    為什麼,你好。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Look at that.

    你看那個。

  • That's a really stylish move if you're in a bar

    如果你在酒吧裡,這招可真夠時髦的。

  • and you see a girl, you like.

    你看到一個女孩,你喜歡。

  • Why...

    為什麼...

  • I've got this right here.

    我已經得到了這個權利在這裡。

  • (Conan screams)

    (柯南尖叫)

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • We've got this right here.

    我們已經得到了這個權利在這裡。

  • What are you doing?

    你在做什麼?

  • You know what I'm doing.

    你知道我在做什麼。

  • What the hell was that?

    那是什麼鬼東西?

  • I'm going to show you.

    我給你看。

  • Did I ask you to throw fire in my face?

    我有讓你往我臉上潑火嗎?

  • I want to show you, this is flash paper.

    我想告訴你,這是閃光紙。

  • Here, I want you to put these in your mouth.

    來,我要你把這些放進嘴裡。

  • No.

    不知道

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • You don't just come on my show and start throwing fire.

    你不能隨便來我的節目上扔火。

  • What you call this is flash paper.

    你說的這個是閃光紙。

  • In case you dress up as a devil, you can throw fire.

    萬一你裝扮成魔鬼,你可以扔火。

  • You want to try?

    你要不要試試?

  • No, that's okay.

    不,這沒關係。

  • Okay, you sure?

    好吧,你確定?

  • You do it.

    你來吧

  • Let me show you.

    讓我給你看看。

  • Go like that right there.

    像這樣走在那裡。

  • There you go.

    這就對了

  • In case you dress up as a Satan.

    萬一你裝扮成撒旦。

  • (whistles) All right.

    好吧

  • Let's move on.

    讓我們繼續前進。

  • What's this?

    這是什麼?

  • We got this, it's called a chest wig

    我們有這個,它叫胸前假髮。

  • in case you need a hairy chest,

    以防你需要一個毛茸茸的胸部。

  • you can buy your own hairy chest.

    你可以買你自己的毛茸茸的胸部。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Go ahead and try it on, there you go.

    去試試吧,給你。

  • And it goes on like right on your chest, right there?

    然後就像在你的胸口一樣,就在那裡?

  • Yeah, that's right.

    是的,這是正確的。

  • Okay. There you go.

    好了,給你。好了,給你。

  • It's called the Ed Asner.

    這就是所謂的艾德-阿斯納。

  • Is that right?

    是這樣嗎?

  • That's true.

    這倒是真的。

  • And it goes on over your own...

    而它繼續在你自己的... ...

  • See, I have so much hair, I don't need...

    你看,我有這麼多頭髮,我不需要... ...

  • (audience whistles)

    (觀眾吹口哨)

  • You do have a hairy chest.

    你的胸口確實有很多毛。

  • There you go

    這就對了

  • Calm down, pal, all right?

    冷靜點,夥計,好嗎?

  • Look at that.

    你看那個。

  • Is that great or what?

    那是偉大的還是什麼?

  • Look at that.

    你看那個。

  • That's cool.

    這很酷。

  • I would actually use this in my real life.

    其實我在現實生活中也會用到這個。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • What's next?

    下一步是什麼?

  • Now we get this right here in case you get

    現在,我們得到這個權利在這裡的情況下,你得到的。

  • that Batman outfit or that Superman outfit,

    蝙蝠俠的衣服或超人的衣服。

  • and you don't fill out?

    你卻不填?

  • You know, you know what I'm talking about, a man.

    你知道,你知道我在說什麼,一個男人。

  • We got this here, male--

    我們在這裡得到了這個,MAL --

  • Now, why do I know what you're talking about?

    現在,我為什麼知道你在說什麼?

  • Male enhancement briefs.

    男性增強內褲。

  • There you go, you gonna try those on?

    給你,你要試試這些嗎?

  • Wait, you put these on and the idea is that--

    等等,你戴上這個,然後你的想法是 --

  • Yeah, exactly.

    是的,沒錯。

  • You put those on.

    你把那些。

  • Go ahead.

    去吧

  • And then just in case you don't

    然後萬一你不知道

  • fill out the costume well enough...

    填好服裝...

  • There you go!

    給你!

  • Look at that!

    你看那!

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Is that great, or what?

    是偉大的,還是什麼?

  • Look at that.

    你看那個。

  • Oh yeah!

    哦,是的!

  • That's it.

    就這樣吧

  • (audience catcalls)

    (觀眾的叫聲)

  • There you go.

    這就對了

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • That's great.

    那太好了

  • You look good.

    你看起來不錯。

  • I'm all set for the local bar, now.

    我現在已經準備好去當地的酒吧了。

  • I'm just going to walk into the local bar like this,

    我就這樣走進當地的酒吧。

  • rip this open, give that a twirl.

    撕開這個,給這個旋轉。

  • I think we're out of time.

    我想我們沒有時間了

  • No, I've got one more item

    不,我還有一個項目

  • I want to show you.

    我想給你看。

  • Just come here for just a second.

    過來一下就好。

  • I think I said, "We're out of time."

    我想我說過 "我們沒時間了"

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • No, I gotta show you this

    不,我得給你看這個

  • Come here for just a minute.

    過來一下

  • Look at here, I gotta show you this.

    看這裡,我得給你看這個。

  • Oh, I guess we have more time

    哦,我想我們有更多的時間

  • Here we go,

    我們走吧

  • We got this.

    我們得到了這個。

  • This you can get over and you take it's and it...

    這你可以克服,你把它的和它... ...

  • Here, take it, and you--

    來,拿著,你...

  • This is to serve what?

    這是為什麼服務?

  • This is a six-foot autopsy of a man.

    這是一個六尺男兒的屍體解剖。

  • What the hell are you doing here?

    你在這裡做什麼?

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • What is that?

    那是什麼?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • It's a six-foot autopsy of a man.

    這是一個六英尺高的人的屍體解剖。

  • What you do, you serve food out of it

    你是做什麼的,你是用它來裝食物的。

  • at your Halloween parties or your family reunion.

    在你的萬聖節派對或家庭聚會上。

  • What have you done to this man?

    你對這個人做了什麼?

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Is that great, or what?

    是偉大的,還是什麼?

  • Yeah, that's really cool.

    是啊,這真的很酷。

  • (Jimmy laughs)

    (吉米笑)

  • Well, anyway.

    好吧,反正。

  • All right!

    好吧!

  • Thanks for showing a big rubber penis on our program.

    謝謝你在我們的節目中展示一個大橡膠陰莖。

  • You can find all these things in Toy World.

    這些東西你都可以在玩具世界找到。

  • It's in Tupelo, Mississippi.

    在密西西比州的圖珀洛市。

  • Fun World.

    有趣的世界。

  • Fun World.

    有趣的世界。