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  • >> Stephen: HOLLOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

    >> Stephen:女士們,女士們,先生們,

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

  • I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主播,史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • FOLKS, THE 2020 ELECTION IS ONE WEEK AWAY.

    夥計們,2020年的選舉還有一個星期就開始了。

  • MARK YOUR CALENDARS, AND THEN GET A BETTER CALENDAR.

    標記你的日曆,然後得到一個更好的日曆。

  • IT SHOULD BE ON THERE ALREADY.

    它應該是在那裡已經。

  • ON NOVEMBER 3, I WILL HAVE A LIVE ELECTION NIGHT SPECIAL ON

    11月3日,我將有一個直播選舉之夜特別在

  • SHOWTIME.

    SHOWTIME。

  • AND, YES, BECAUSE IT IS PAY CABLE, I'M WILLING TO DO FULL

    而且,是的,因為它是付費有線電視,我願意做完整的

  • NUDITY AS LONG AS IT IS TASTEFUL, IN KEEPING WITH MY

    只要是美味的裸體,就符合我的要求。

  • CHARACTER, AND FORWARDS THE PLOT OF THE RESULTS FROM

    性格,並提出了結果的情節,從。

  • PENNSYLVANIA -- WHICH I HEAR IS GOING TO BE A CLOSE SHAVE, WHICH

    賓夕法尼亞州 - 我聽說將是一個近距離的剃鬚,其中

  • I WILL ALSO NEED BEFORE THE FULL NUDITY.

    我還需要在全裸之前。

  • SO FAR, BIDEN IS AHEAD IN THE POLLS AND IN THE EARLY VOTING.

    到目前為止,比登在民意調查和早期投票中領先。

  • AND, APPARENTLY, THE SECRET TO BIDEN'S LEAD IS THAT PEOPLE FIND

    而且,顯然,比登領先的祕密是,人們發現了。

  • HIM LIKABLE.

    他很喜歡。

  • OKAY, SO, PEOPLE LIKE BIDEN BECAUSE HE'S LIKABLE.

    好吧,所以,人們喜歡比登,因為他是可愛的。

  • FASCINATING.

    FASCINATING。

  • THOUGH, TO BE FAIR, ANYONE CAN SEEM LIKABLE NEXT TO DONALD

    不過,說句公道話,任何人都可以在唐納德身邊顯得很可愛。

  • TRUMP.

    特朗普:

  • WELL, ALMOST ANYONE.

    嗯,幾乎任何人。

  • BUT THE BIGGEST NEWS IN THE ELECTION IS THE CORONAVIRUS, AND

    但是,選舉中最大的新聞是冠狀動脈,和。

  • THINGS ARE ONLY GETTING PLAGUE-IER.

    事情變得越來越平淡了。

  • AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF:

    我將在今晚的節目中告訴你們:

  • "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER."

    "抓住第三次浪潮:無盡的繁榮。"

  • >> I'M ROUNDING THE TURN, DUDE!

    >> 我在轉彎,夥計!

  • >> Stephen: I JUST KEEP TALKING AND HE STAYS THERE?

    >> 史蒂芬:我只是不停地說話,他卻一直在那裡?

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • IN THE PAST WEEK-- I WASN'T SURE-- THE U.S. AVERAGED OVER

    在過去的一週裡,我不確定... ... 美國平均超過了...

  • 70,000 NEW CASES A DAY, THE MOST IN ANY SEVEN-DAY STRETCH IN THE

    每天新增70,000個病例,是歷次七天內新增病例最多的一次。

  • PANDEMIC.

    PANDEMIC:

  • IT'S ESPECIALLY BAD IN SWING STATES.

    特別是在搖擺州的情況下,更是糟糕。

  • NEW INFECTIONS ARE RAGING IN WISCONSIN.

    新的傳染病在威斯康星州肆虐。

  • THINGS ARE SO BAD THAT WISCONSIN IT HAS CHANGED ITS STATE MOTTO

    事情如此糟糕,以至於威斯康星州已經改變了它的州際公路。

  • FROM "FORWARD" TO "STAY BACK!

    從 "前進 "到 "後退!"。

  • TRUMP'S PANDEMIC APPROVAL RATING IN THE BADGER STATE HAS DROPPED

    特朗普在巴德克州的支持率下降了

  • FROM 51% IN MARCH TO 41% IN OCTOBER.

    從3月的51%降至10月的41%;

  • EVEN MORE.

    甚至更多。

  • POLLS HAVE FOUND THAT HOLDING RALLIES IN DEFIANCE OF

    民意調查發現,舉行集會是為了反抗。

  • CORONAVIRUS HEALTH RECOMMENDATIONS HAS FUELED

    冠狀病毒健康建議助推了 "冠狀病毒 "的發展

  • VOTERS' DISAPPROVAL OF HIS HANDING OF THE PANDEMIC.

    投票者不贊成他對PANDEMIC的處理。

  • APPARENTLY, VOTERS ARE NOT RESPONDING TO HIS CAMPAIGN'S

    顯然,選民們並沒有迴應他的競選計劃。

  • CLOSING MESSAGE: "LET THE MASKLESS MAN SPIT ON YOU!"

    閉幕詞:"讓蒙面人向你吐口水!"

  • IT'S A CLEAR MESSAGE.

    這是一個明確的資訊。

  • THE VIRUS SURGE COULD HAVE A BIG EFFECT ON TRUMP VOTERS.

    病毒激增可能會對特朗普的選民產生巨大影響。

  • SO FAR, 66 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE VOTED EARLY.

    到目前為止,已有6600萬民眾提前投票。

  • IN FACT, PROJECTIONS INDICATE THE MAJORITY OF BALLOTS WILL BE

    事實上,推算結果顯示,大部分的選票將是......。

  • CAST BEFORE ELECTION DAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY.

    歷史上第一次在選舉日之前播出。

  • AS BEN FRANKLIN SO WISELY PUT IT, "EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO

    正如本-弗蘭克林所言:"早睡早起"。

  • VOTE, GET HIM OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE BEFORE HE DIGS A MOAT."

    投票吧,在他挖壕溝之前把他趕出白宮。"

  • MOST OF THE EARLY VOTING HAS GONE TO THE DEMOCRATS, AND ON

    大部分的早期投票都給了民主黨人,並且在... ...

  • THE OTHER SIDE, TRUMP HAS SPENT MONTHS WARNING HIS SUPPORTERS

    另一邊,特朗普花了幾個月的時間警告他的支持者。

  • AGAINST VOTING BY MAIL, SO THE G.O.P. IS ESSENTIALLY BETTING

    反對通過郵件投票,所以政府肯定是在押注。

  • ALL OF ITS CHIPS ON A STRONG ELECTION DAY.

    所有的籌碼都在強勢的選舉日。

  • HE'S TAKING ALL OF HIS CHIPS AND PUTTING IT ALL ON BLACK...

    他把他所有的芯片和把它全部放在黑色... ...

  • PEOPLE NOT VOTING.

    人們不投票。

  • BUT THEY HAVE ALREADY IN MASSIVE NUMBERS.

    但他們已經在大量的數量。

  • AND THE DISPARITY IN EARLY VOTING MEANS THAT TRUMP NEEDS A

    和早期投票的差異意味著特朗普需要一個。

  • HUGE TURNOUT ON ELECTION DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF A SURGING

    在激增的選舉日,大量的投票率。

  • PANDEMIC.

    PANDEMIC:

  • IT'S THE LAST ACT OF TRUMP'S DEATH CULT.

    這是特朗普死亡邪教的最後一幕。

  • ( AS TRUMP ) "ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN OF MAGA,

    (作為特朗普)"沒事,孩子們的馬格。

  • PUT ON YOUR NIKES, FILL YOUR THERMOS WITH KOOL-AID, AND GO

    戴上你的眼鏡,給你的熱氣球灌滿酷愛的飲料,然後出發。

  • VOTE.

    投票:

  • THEN I PROMISE, WE ALL BOARD THE SPACESHIPS TO THE COMET.

    然後我保證,我們都會登上前往彗星的太空梭。

  • HERMAN CAIN, WE'LL SEE YOU SOON."

    赫爾曼-凱恩,我們很快就會見到你。"

  • NOW, BIDEN IS GETTING A BOOST FROM ONE OF HIS FORMER RIVALS:

    現在,比登得到了他以前的一個對手的支持。

  • BILLIONAIRE MIKE BLOOMBERG, SEEN HERE IN FUN SIZE FOR HALLOWEEN.

    億萬富翁MIKE BLOOMBERG,在這裡看到的是萬聖節的FUN SIZE。

  • BLOOMBERG HAS BEEN PAYING FOR PRO-BIDEN ADS IN FLORIDA, AND

    BLOOMBERG公司一直在佛羅里達州支付預付費廣告,並且。

  • THIS WEEK, BLOOMBERG WILL BE FUNDING A LAST-MINUTE AD BLITZ

    本週,BLOOMBERG將在最後時刻進行廣告宣傳。

  • IN OHIO AND TEXAS.

    在俄亥俄州和德克薩斯州。

  • HE'LL BE REACHING OUT TO TEXAS VOTERS WITH HIS TRADEMARK TEXAS

    他將用他的商標 "德州 "來接觸德州的選民。

  • STYLE.

    風格:

  • ( AS BLOOMBERG ) "HOWDY AND HELLO, FELLOW

    (作為BLOOMBERG)"HOWDY和HELLO,FELLOW"。

  • COW-POKES.

    牛-POKES。

  • AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS POWERPOINT, YOUR TEXAS LONGHORN

    正如你可以看到,你的德州長毛犬。

  • STEERS ARE A WONDERFUL SOURCE OF PASTRAMI.

    駿馬是PASTRAMI的神奇來源。

  • NEXT SLIDE."

    下一張幻燈片。"

  • LAST NIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY HELD A CONFIRMATION OF

    昨晚在白宮,他們舉行了一次確認會

  • EVERYTHING WE HAVE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THEM.

    我們對他們的一切看法。

  • FOR MORE ON THIS STORY, WE GO NOW LIVE TO THE INEVITABILITY

    關於這個故事的更多資訊,我們現在就去活到不可避免的程度。

  • DESK.

    辦公桌:

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE

    歡迎來到

  • INEVITABILITY DESK.

    應邀服務檯:

  • I AM AND WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是而且一直會是史蒂芬-科爾伯特

  • HUGE DAY FOR THE INEVITABLE: WE CAN PROJECT WATER IS WET, DEATH

    不可避免的重要一天:我們可以投射水是溼的,死亡

  • COMES FOR US ALL, AND LAST NIGHT, JUDGE AMY CONEY BARRETT

    為我們所有人而來,最後一夜,法官艾米-科尼-巴雷特。

  • WAS CONFIRMED 52 TO 48, WHICH MEANS DONALD TRUMP NOW HAS AS

    被確認為52比48,這意味著唐納德-特魯姆普現在有了更多的機會。

  • MANY SUPREME COURT APPOINTMENTS AS HE'S HAD WIVES.

    許多最高法院的任命,因為他有妻子。

  • AND UNLIKE TRUMP WIFE, THESE POSITIONS LAST A LIFETIME.

    和特朗普的妻子一樣,這些職位可以持續一輩子。

  • THIS HAS BEEN THE INEVITABILITY DESK.

    這一直是不可避免的辦公桌。

  • BACK TO ME, STEVE.

    回到我身邊,史蒂夫。

  • THANK YOU, STEPHEN.

    謝謝你,史蒂芬。

  • NOW, NOT EVERYTHING ABOUT BARRETT'S CONFIRMATION HAD TO

    現在,並不是所有關於BARRETT確認的事情都必須要做。

  • HAPPEN THE WAY IT HAPPENED.

    發生了它發生的方式。

  • BECAUSE AFTER THE SENATE VOTE, BARRETT WENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE

    因為在參議院投票後,巴雷特去了白宮。

  • FOR A HASTILY THROWN-TOGETHER SWEARING-IN CEREMONY AND BALDLY

    匆匆忙忙的宣誓就職儀式和愚蠢的。

  • POLITICAL PHOTO-OP WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP.

    與特朗普總統的政治照相。

  • WHICH IS NOT NORMAL!

    這是不正常的!

  • A MEMBER OF THE SUPREME COURT HASN'T BEHAVED SO

    最高法院的一位成員還沒有這樣的行為。

  • INAPPROPRIATELY SINCE JUSTICE KENNEDY APPEARED ON THE BENCH

    肯尼迪大法官上臺後的不當行為

  • WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT READ "IT'S NOT A GAVEL.

    穿著一件寫著 "這不是GAVEL "的T恤。

  • IT'S A CHICK HAMMER."

    這是一個小雞錘。"

  • AMY CONEY BARRETT JOINING THE COURT COULD LET CONSERVATIVES

    AMY CONEY BARRETT加入法院可以讓消費者

  • LIMIT VOTING IN THE ELECTION.

    在選舉中限制投票。

  • BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THEY'RE DOING IT ALREADY, BECAUSE

    但從好的方面看,他們已經在做了,因為... ...

  • YESTERDAY, ALONG IDEOLOGICAL LINES, THE SUPREME COURT

    明天,沿著思想學的路線,最高法院

  • REJECTED A REQUEST TO EXTEND WISCONSIN'S DEADLINE FOR

    駁回關於延長威斯康星州的截止日期的請求。

  • COUNTING MAIL-IN BALLOTS, A DECISION WHICH COULD

    計算郵寄選票,一個可能的決定。

  • DISENFRANCHISE UP TO 100,000 VOTERS.

    取消多達10萬名選民的投票權。

  • OR AS THE CONSERVATIVE JUSTICES CALLED IT, "A GOOD START."

    或者像保守派法官所說的那樣 "一個好的開始"

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> VINTAGE LAWYER JOKE SLAM!

  • >> Stephen: THIS WAS A DUMB RULING DURING A PANDEMIC, WHEN

    >> Stephen:這是一個愚蠢的裁決,在PANDEMIC期間,當。

  • MANY AMERICANS ARE VOTING BY MAIL TO STAY SAFE.

    許多美國人通過郵寄投票來保持安全。

  • BUT THE DUMBEST PART CAME FROM SUPREME COURT JUSTICE KAVANAUGH,

    但最愚蠢的部分來自最高法院法官卡瓦諾。

  • SEEN HERE ARGUING THE CASE OF "BRETT V. BARTENDER WHO CUT HIM

    在這裡看到的論證 "佈雷特訴巴頓德案 "的案例,他砍了他。

  • OFF."

    關。"

  • KAVANAUGH RULED AGAINST LETTING ALL THE VOTES BE COUNTED, CITING

    KAVANAUGH裁定不允許對所有選票進行統計,理由是:。

  • THE SUPREME COURT'S DECISION TO ARBITRARILY CUT OFF VOTING AND

    最高法院關於任意中斷投票的決定和......。

  • HAND THE WHITE HOUSE TO A REPUBLICAN IN 2000'S "BUSH V.

    在2000年的 "布什V.C. "事件中,將白宮交給共和黨人。

  • GORE."

    戈爾。"

  • THAT CASE IS THE WORST THING TO COME OUT OF 2000!

    那件案子是2000年以來最糟糕的事情!

  • AND A LOT OF BAD THINGS HAPPENED THAT YEAR.

    那一年發生了很多不好的事情。

  • WE STILL NEVER GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF WHO LET THE DOGS OUT.

    我們仍然沒有達到誰把狗放出來的底線。

  • RE-OPEN THE COLD CASE!

    重新打開冷藏箱!

  • APPARENTLY, JUSTICE KAVANAUGH HAS GRADUATED-- DID YOU LIKE

    顯然,卡瓦諾大法官已經畢業了,你喜歡嗎?

  • THAT JOKE OVER THERE?

    那邊的笑話?

  • DID YOU LIKE THAT ONE?

    你喜歡那個嗎?

  • I DID, TOO.

    我也是

  • I DID, TOO.

    我也是

  • APPARENTLY, JUSTICE KAVANAUGH HAS GRADUATED FROM LOCAL

    顯然,大法官卡瓦諾已經從在地畢業了。

  • MICROBREWS TO HUFFING PAINT THINNER, BECAUSE IN "BUSH V.

    微生物到胡芬油漆稀釋劑,因為在 "布什V.

  • GORE," THAT COURT SPECIFICALLY SAID "OUR CONSIDERATION IS

    戈爾,"該法院明確表示,"我們的考慮是,"。

  • LIMITED TO THE PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCES," WHICH MEANS THIS

    限於目前的情況",這意味著這

  • RULING COULD NOT FUNCTION AS A PRECEDENT.

    規則不能作為先決條件發揮作用。

  • WELL, I GUESS IT'S TOO MUCH TO EXPECT BRETT KAVANAUGH TO LISTEN

    好吧,我想這是太多的期望 佈雷特・卡瓦諾聽。

  • TO SOMEONE SAYING "STOP, DON'T DO THIS."

    有人說:"停止,不這樣做。"

  • IN HIS OPINION, KAVANAUGH WROTE THAT STATES WHO TRY TO COUNT

    在他的觀點中,卡瓦諾寫道,試圖計算的國家

  • BALLOTS THAT ARRIVE AFTER ELECTION DAY COULD BE HIT WITH

    在選舉日之後收到的選票可能會被擊中。

  • "CHAOS AND SUSPICIONS OF IMPROPRIETY."

    "混亂和懷疑不廉潔。"

  • HEY, BRETT, HAVE YOU LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW?

    嘿,佈雷特,你看過窗外了嗎?

  • "CHAOS AND IMPROPRIETY" IS THE 2020 PROM THEME.

    "混亂與不虔誠 "是2020年舞會的主題。

  • THREE WEEKS AGO, SOME PRETEND MILITIA YAHOOS PLOTTED TO KIDNAP

    三週前,一些人認為摩洛伊斯蘭教的亞希歐人計劃綁架。

  • THE GOVERNOR OF MICHIGAN, AND WE'RE LIKE "OH, YEAH, THAT

    密歇根州的州長,我們想 "哦,是的,那。

  • HAPPENED."

    發生了。"

  • ONE PERSON WHO WASN'T HAVING ANY OF KAVANAUGH'S ARGUMENT WAS

    一個人誰也沒有任何卡瓦諾夫的論點,是

  • JUSTICE ELENA KAGAN, SEEN HERE IMAGINING A 13-MEMBER SUPREME

    大法官艾麗娜-卡根,在這裡看到她正在想象一個13人的最高法院。

  • COURT.

    法院:

  • IN HER DISSENT, KAGAN WROTE, "JUSTICE KAVANAUGH ALLEGES THAT

    在她的反對意見中,卡根寫道:"卡瓦諾大法官指責

  • 'SUSPICIONS OF IMPROPRIETY' WILL RESULT IF 'ABSENTEE BALLOTS FLOW

    如出現 "缺席者投票",將產生 "貪汙嫌疑"。

  • IN AFTER ELECTION DAY AND POTENTIALLY FLIP THE RESULTS OF

    在選舉日之後,有可能顛覆選舉結果。

  • AN ELECTION,' BUT THERE ARE NO RESULTS TO 'FLIP' UNTIL ALL

    選舉",但沒有結果 "翻轉",直到所有。

  • VALID VOTES ARE COUNTED."

    有效的票數都計算在內。"

  • EXACTLY!

    完全正確!

  • IF WE DON'T COUNT ALL THE VOTES, WE'RE NOT DECLARING A WINNER.

    如果我們不計算所有的票數,我們就不宣佈獲勝。

  • WE'RE JUST SAYING WHO'S AHEAD AT MIDNIGHT.

    我們只是在說誰在午夜時分領先。

  • THERE'S A REASON YOU NEVER HEAR A BASEBALL ANNOUNCER SAY,

    這就是為什麼你從來沒有聽到一個棒球播報員說:

  • "BOTTOM OF THE EIGHTH, BASES LOADED, ALL TIED UP, TAMPA BAY

    "第八局下半場,壘上壘,全部綁好,坦帕灣

  • 3, LOS ANGELES 3.

    3,洛杉磯3。

  • IT'S A HIT!

    這是一個打擊!

  • A LONG FLY BALL, AND LET'S CALL IT THERE, FOLKS.

    一顆長飛球,讓我們在這裡收工吧,夥計們。

  • WE ARE WILLING TO PROJECT THE DODGERS GAVE ME MY JOB.

    我們願意投射道奇隊給我的工作。

  • SO THEY WIN."

    所以他們贏了。"

  • HEY, WISCONSINITES, LOOKS LIKE BRETT KAVANAUGH DOESN'T WANT

    嘿,WISCONSINITES,看起來像BRETT KAVANAUGH不希望。

  • YOUR MAIL-IN VOTE TO BE COUNTED.

    您的郵寄投票將被計算在內。

  • IN MADISON OR MILWAUKEE OR OCONOMOWOK OR WAUKESHA OR

    在MADISON或MILWAUKEE或OCONOMOWOK或WAUKESHA,或

  • OSHKOSH, B'GOSH.

    OSHKOSH,B'GOSH。

  • SO MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD.

    所以,請發出你的聲音。

  • DROP YOUR BALLOT OFF IN PERSON.

    DROP YOUR BALLOT OFF IN PERSON.

  • TO LEARN HOW, VISIT OUR SITE, betterknowaballot.com/wi.

    欲知詳情,請訪問我們的網站:betterknowaballot.com/wi。

  • WHICH, OF COURSE, STANDS FOR "WIH THE PEOPLE."

    其中,當然,代表 "與民同樂"。

  • SPEAKING OF VOTES, THE CANDIDATES ARE OUT THERE ON THE

    說到選票,候選人都在外面了。

  • ARE TRYING TO GET SOME.

    正在試圖得到一些。

  • TODAY TRUMP WAS IN MICHIGAN FOR ONE OF HIS SUPER SPREADER

    今天,特朗普在密歇根州進行了他的一次超級傳播者活動

  • RALLIES.

    集會:

  • >> JEREMY, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS TO HOPE THE BLUE WALL ISN'T

    >> 傑里米,特朗普總統必須希望藍牆不在。

  • REBUILT ALONG THE GREAT LAKES.

    沿著大湖重建。

  • IS THAT BEHIND HIS TRAVEL PLANS TODAY?

    這就是他今天的旅行計劃嗎?

  • >> YEAH, THERE'S NO QUESTION, BRIANNA.

    >> 是的,這是毫無疑問的,BRIANNA。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ FIRST OF ALL, EXCUSE THE VOLUME

    首先,請原諒我的音量。

  • LEVELS HERE.

    水準這裡。

  • WE'VE GOT TED NUGENT ON GUITAR IN THE BACK HERE PLAYING A

    我們有泰德-紐根特在後面用吉他演奏了一曲

  • RENDITION OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

    國歌的演繹:

  • BUT AS FOR THE PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN SCHEDULE, HE WILL BE

    但是,關於主席的競選時間表,他將會是

  • TRAVELING TO THREE KEY STATES TODAY.

    今天前往三個關鍵州。

  • HE'S GONNA BE HERE IN MICHIGAN.

    他將會在這裡在密歇根州。

  • >> Stephen: I CAN'T BELIEVE CNN PUT THAT ON AIR AS ANALYSIS OF

    >> 斯蒂芬:我不能相信CNN把它作為分析的空氣。

  • WHAT'S HAPPENING.

    發生了什麼事?

  • AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW PERFECT IT IS AS AN ANALYSIS OF WHAT IS

    我不能相信它是多麼完美的分析是什麼。

  • HAPPENING!

    發生!

  • BECAUSE I THINK THAT CLIP CAPTURES EXACTLY THE INSIDE OF

    因為我覺得這個片段正好捕捉到了我的內心

  • OUR SKULLS RIGHT NOW.

    我們的骷髏現在。

  • WE'RE ALL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON, MAYBE LISTEN TO

    我們都在試圖找出發生了什麼事,也許可以聽一聽。

  • THAT QUIET VOICE TELLING US THE RIGHT THING TO DO, BUT DONALD

    那個安靜的聲音告訴我們正確的做法,但唐納德。

  • TRUMP IS TRYING TO DROWN ALL THAT OUT WITH "CAT SCRATCH

    特朗普試圖用 "貓抓 "把這些都消滅掉。

  • FEVER."

    恐懼。"

  • AFTER HIS NON-STOP RALLY SCHEDULE, YOU CAN TELL TRUMP'S

    在他不間斷的集會日程之後,你可以告訴特朗普的。

  • GETTING PRETTY TIRED.

    變得很累了。

  • TO GET HIM ONSTAGE IN MICHIGAN, THEY EVIDENTIALLY HAD TO LURE

    為了讓他在密歇根州的舞臺上,他們顯然要把他吸引過來。

  • HIM THERE WITH A HONEY-GLAZED PODIUM.

    他有一個蜂蜜釉的PODIUM。

  • WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON?

    到底發生了什麼?

  • WAS-- WAS RUDY HIS OPENING ACT?

    什麼... ... 什麼魯迪他的開場表演?

  • THE LAST WEEK OF THE CAMPAIGN IS TRADITIONALLY WHEN CANDIDATES

    競選的最後一週,傳統上是候選人的時候

  • CRISS-CROSS THE COUNTRY, MAKING THEIR CLOSING ARGUMENTS TO

    縱橫交錯的全國各地,向世界各國提出最後的論點。

  • AMERICAN VOTERS.

    美國選民:

  • AND TODAY, THESE TWO CANDIDATES STRUCK SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TONES.

    而今天,這兩個候選人 打了輕微的不同的色調。

  • BIDEN GAVE A SPEECH IN GEORGIA IN A PLACE CALLED "WARM

    比登在喬治亞州一個叫做 "溫暖 "的地方發表了演講。

  • SPRINGS," WHICH IS ALSO HOW YOU COULD DESCRIBE TRUMP'S MATTRESS

    春天,"這也是你如何描述特朗普的夫人的。

  • IN THAT RUSSIAN HOTEL ROOM.

    在那個俄羅斯酒店的房間裡

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> ONE MORE FOR OLD TIME'S

    "再來一次""再來一次""再來一次""再來一次""再來一次

  • SAKE?

    SAKE?

  • >> Stephen: WHILE TRUMP WAS IN LANSING, MICHIGAN, LET'S HEAR

    >> Stephen:當特朗普在密歇根州蘭辛市的時候,讓我們來聽聽

  • THEIR COMPETING VISIONS FOR THIS HISTORIC AMERICAN MOMENT.

    他們對美國這一歷史時刻的不同看法。

  • >> OVER 225,000 PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR LIVES TO A VIRUS, MANY IN

    >> 超過225,000人因病毒而喪生,其中許多人在

  • THE CRUELEST WAY POSSIBLE.

    最殘酷的方式可能。

  • >> COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID,

    >> COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID,COVID。

  • COVID, COVID.

    COVID,COVID。

  • >> TOO MANY AMONG US SPEND MORE TIME SHOUTING THAN LISTENING,

    >> 我們中間有太多人花更多的時間喊叫而不是傾聽。

  • MORE TIME FIGHTING THAN WORKING TOGETHER, MORE TIME DEMONIZING

    打架的時間多於合作的時間,更多的時間是在做魔鬼般的事。

  • AND DENIGRATING OTHERS THAN LIFTING THEM UP.

    貶低別人而不是提升他們。

  • >> A.O.C. PLUS THREE-- WHO KNOWS LESS ABOUT THIS STUFF THAN ANY

    >> A.O.C. PLUS THREE -- 誰比誰更瞭解這些東西?

  • HUMAN BEING ON EARTH-- BUT SHE DOES HAVE A GOOD LINE OF CRAP.

    地球上的人類... ... 但她確實有一條好的垃圾線。

  • >> WE'LL ONCE MORE BECOME ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE.

    >> 我們將再次成為上帝之下的一個國家,獨立的。

  • A NATION UNITED.

    一個團結的國家,

  • A NATION STRENGTHENED.

    一個強盛的國家。

  • A NATION HEALED.

    一個國家得到了醫治。

  • >> WITHOUT TIVO, TELEVISION IS USELESS.

    >> 沒有TIVO,電視是沒用的。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, TWO SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT CANDIDATES,

    >> Stephen:好了,兩個略有不同的候選人。

  • BUT SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE TO LISTEN

    但是,在某種程度上,在某種程度上,美國人民必須聽從。

  • TO THAT QUIET VOICE IN THEIR HEAD AND CHOOSE THE BETTER MAN

    在他們的腦海中那個安靜的聲音,並選擇更好的人。

  • AND MAYBE JUST TIVO THE OTHER.

    也許只是TIVO的其他。

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    我們已經為你準備了一個很棒的節目,今晚。

  • DR. SANJAY GUPTA IS HERE.

    博士。桑傑-古普塔是在這裡。

  • BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"

    但是,當我們回來的時候,"meanWHILE!"

  • JOIN US, WON'T YOU?

    加入我們,你願意嗎?

>> Stephen: HOLLOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

>> Stephen:女士們,女士們,先生們,

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