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  • >> James: WELL, IT IS TOO BAD THAT I'M NOT THERE, THERE IS

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,這是太糟糕了,我不在那裡,有的是。

  • NOWHERE ELSE ON PLANET EARTH THAT I WOULD RATHER BE.

    在地球上的任何地方,我都不願意去。

  • AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I'M CURRENTLY ISOLATING AFTER BEING

    你可能知道也可能不知道,我現在正處於隔離狀態。

  • CONTACT TRACED, AND NO, THAT SRNT A SENTENCE FROM A MOVIE

    聯繫到了,不,那是電影裡的一段話。

  • THE MOVIE BLADE RUNNER T SAY SENTENCE FROM MY ACTUAL LIFE.

    電影BLADE RUNNER T說SENTENCE FROM MY ACTUAL LIFE。

  • THIS FEELS WEIRD, DOESN'T T REG.

    這感覺很奇怪,不規範。

  • >> Reggie: YES.

    >> 雷吉:是的。

  • >> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING WITH IT?

    >> 詹姆斯。你感覺怎麼樣?

  • >> Reggie: IT FELT LIKE WE WERE ON SUCH A ROLL LAST WEEK.

    >> 感覺我們上個星期就像在滾滾紅塵中一樣。

  • I WAS LIKE SO DOWN.

    我是喜歡這麼下來。

  • AND LIKE YEAH, WE DID IT.

    就像是的,我們做到了。

  • AND THEN IT TURNED INTO FLAT LAND.

    然後它就變成了平地。

  • >> James: STAY TUNED, GUYS, WE HAVE GOT A REALLY GREAT SHOW FOR

    >> 詹姆斯:留意,夥計們,我們有一個真正的偉大的節目,為

  • YOU.

    你。

  • BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I CAN TELL YOU I'M ABSOLUTELY FIND.

    但是,在所有的嚴肅性,我可以告訴你,我絕對找到了。

  • I TESTED NEGATIVE FOR COVID-19, BUT OUT OF AN ABUNDANCE OF

    我對COVID-19的測試結果為陰性,但出於豐富的。

  • CAUTION I'M HOSTING AWAY FROM THE STUDIO AT THIS MOMENT IN

    請注意,我在這個時候遠離工作室的主持。

  • TIME AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, I AM FINDING IT HARD BEING HERE ALL

    我得告訴你,我覺得在這裡待著很難受。

  • ALONE.

    獨自一人。

  • IT TURNS OUT I REALLY DO THRIVE OFF THE FAKE LAUGHTER OF PEOPLE

    原來我真的是靠著人們的假笑吃飯的

  • ON MY PAYROLL.

    在我的工資單上。

  • (LAUGHTER) LIKE THAT, YOU SEE?

    就像這樣,你看到了嗎?

  • JUST HEARING THAT GAVE ME A REAL LIFT.

    剛剛聽到這句話,讓我真正的振奮了一下。

  • IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

    它並不那麼有趣。

  • NO ONE AT HOME LAUGHS THAT MUCH.

    沒有人在家裡笑那麼多。

  • BUT YOU DID, AND THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.

    但你做到了,這才是最重要的。

  • TOM IS HERE, TOM IS ONE OF OUR WRITERS, HOW ARE YOU DOING, TOM.

    TOM在這裡,TOM是我們的一個作家,你怎麼樣,TOM。

  • >> I'M DOING GREAT, JAMES.

    >> 我做得很好,詹姆斯。

  • I'M READY TO LAUGH.

    我準備好笑了。

  • I LOVE THIS RELATIONSHIP THAT WE HAVE, WHERE WE LAUGH T IS A

    我喜歡這種關係,我們有,我們笑的地方是一個。

  • BEAUTIFUL SIM BIOTIC RELATIONSHIP,

    美好的SIM生物關係。

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: I SHOULD TELL YOU, WE ARE IN THE FINAL STREMP OF

    >> 詹姆斯。我應該告訴你,我們正處於最後的衝刺階段。

  • THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

    總統選舉:

  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT MEAN IT IS TIME TO PANDER FOR

    你知道這意味著什麼嗎? 這意味著是時候為你鼓掌了。

  • VOTES, PRESIDENT TRUMP KICKED THINGS OFF BY PANDERING TO THE

    在投票中,特朗普總統以迎合民意的方式拉開了序幕。

  • PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA IN THE SWING STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA BY

    賓夕法尼亞搖擺州費城的人民:

  • TWEETING OUT A PHOTO OF HIMSELF AND A PHILLIE CHEESESTEAK

    在微博上晒出自己和PHILLIE芝士蛋糕的照片。

  • SANDWICH.

    沙丁魚。

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • I GOT TO SAY, I WAS UNDECIDED.

    我得說,我還沒決定。

  • BUT NOW I'VE SEEN THAT PHOTO, HE'S GOT MY VOTE.

    但現在我已經看到了那張照片,他得到了我的投票。

  • I KNOW HE'S DENIES CLIMATE CHANGE BUT I'M GOING TO WAIT AND

    我知道他否認氣候變化,但我要去等待和

  • SEE WHERE HE STANDS ON CHEESESTEAK.

    看看他對奶酪的立場。

  • BY THE WAY, LOOK AT THAT, WHO STAGED THIS PHOTO.

    順便說一下,看那個,是誰拍的這張照片。

  • LOOK AT TRUMP'S POSTURE.

    看看特朗普的姿態。

  • IT'S LIKE THE PHOTOGRAPHER SAID OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO

    就像攝影師說的那樣,好吧,我想讓你...

  • THE SCOOT TO THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR CHAIR AT A WEIRD ANGLE.

    溜到你椅子的最前面,以一個奇怪的角度。

  • NOW LEAN REALLY FAR FORWARD BUT I WANT TO YOU LIKE HUNCH YOUR

    現在向前傾斜,但我想讓你像獵奇一樣

  • SHOULDERS, THAT IS GREAT.

    肩部,這是偉大的。

  • NOW PULL YOUR LEFT ARM BACK, MAKE A LOOPED FIST WITH YOUR

    現在將你的左臂向後拉,用你的手握成一個環形拳頭。

  • RIGHT HAND, PERFECT.

    右手,完美。

  • AND KNOW JUST SMILE LIKE YOU ARE SECRETLY IN A LOT OF PAIN.

    並知道只是微笑,就像你在很多痛苦的祕密。

  • YOU'VE GOT IT.

    你已經得到了它。

  • >> Reggie: PERFECT.

    >> 完美的。

  • >> James: IS IT ME OR DOES TRUMP ONLY LOOK GENUINELY HAPPY

    >> James:是我的錯,還是特朗普只是看起來很開心?

  • WHEN HE'S POSING WITH FOOD?

    當他與食物的POSING?

  • HERE HE IS AGAIN WITH A CHEESESTEAK.

    他又來了,還帶著奶酪蛋糕。

  • AND LOOK AT THAT, HERE HE IS WITH A-- AND THIS IS HIM WITH A

    看看,他在這裡,他和A -- 這是他和A

  • BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN.

    一桶炸雞。

  • IT IS THE EXACT SAME FACE EVERY TIME.

    每次都是一模一樣的臉。

  • >> Reggie: WOW.

    >> 雷吉:WOW。

  • >> James: HE'S HAPPIEST WHEN HE IS PHOTOGRAPHED WITH FOOD,

    >> 詹姆斯:他是最幸福的時候,他是 與食物的照片。

  • AND HERE HE IS WITH HIS SON ERIC.

    他在這裡和他的兒子埃裡克。

  • (LAUGHTER) TRUMP WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE

    特朗普不是唯一的一個人

  • PANDERING.

    潘德林:

  • LAST NIGHT JOE BIDEN WAS IN FLORIDA TO HONOR HISPANIC

    昨晚,喬-比登在佛羅里達州,為的是向西班牙人致敬。

  • HERITAGE MONTH WHERE HE WAS INTRODUCED BY LEWIS FONSI,

    遺產月,他在那裡被Lewis FONSI介紹。

  • SINGER OF DESPACITO AND AFTER BIDEN HIT THE STAGE, WELL, HE

    DESPACITO的歌手和比登登臺後,好吧,他

  • DID THIS.

    做了這個。

  • >> I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.

    >> 我只想說一句話。

  • HANG ON.

    等一下

  • ALL RIGHT.

    好吧。

  • >> James: I KNOW, I KNOW.

    >> 詹姆斯。我知道,我知道。

  • IT'S A LITTLE DESPERATE-CITO.

    它有點絕望,CITO。

  • ALTHOUGH CAN I SAY THIS FOR A SECOND, AND I MEAN THIS, I NEVER

    雖然我可以說這一秒,我的意思是,我從來沒有。

  • GOT TIRED OF DESPACITO T WAS EVERYWHERE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR T

    厭倦了DESPACITO,一整年都在到處跑

  • STARTED GETTING A BAD WRAP, I HEAR IT AGAIN JUST NOW AND I'M

    開始得到了一個壞的打擊,我聽到它再次剛才,我是

  • LIKE NO, IT IS A GREAT TOON, STILL SLAPS.

    喜歡不,它是一個偉大的卡通,仍然啪啪。

  • REGGIE, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

    REGGIE,說出一首比DESPACITO更好的歌。

  • >> Reggie: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.

    >> 雷吉:通往天堂的階梯。

  • >> James: WRONG.

    >> 詹姆斯。錯了。

  • TOM, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

    TOM, 說出一首比DESPACITO更好的歌.

  • >> YOU KNOW THERE IS SOME STUFF OFF THE LION KING SOUNDTRACK

    >> 你知道有一些獅子王音軌上的東西嗎?

  • THAT CAN HANG BUT-- .

    這可以掛,但 - 。

  • >> James: WRONG.

    >> 詹姆斯。錯了。

  • LAURA, NAME A BETTER SONG THAN DESPACITO.

    勞拉,說出一首比DESPACITO更好的歌。

  • >> ANYTHING BY-- .

    >> 任何...

  • >> GOOD PLAY.

    >> 好玩。

  • >> James: THAT IS A LOW BLOW.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是一個低潮。

  • BECAUSE NOW I FEEL LIKE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.

    因為現在我覺得自己像個總統候選人。

  • I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE DEBATE.

    我不想失去辯論。

  • OF COURSE LAST NIGHT TRUMP'S PARTICIPATED IN A TOWNHALL AD

    當然,昨晚特朗普參加了市政廳的宣傳活動

  • WHILE IT DID NOT GO SO WELL.

    雖然它沒有去這麼好。

  • HIRE HE IS BEING ASKED WHY HE DOWNPLAYED THE PANDEMIC.

    聘請他被問及為什麼他下場的PANDEMIC。

  • >> MY QUESTION IS IF YOU BELIEVED IT IS THE PRESIDENT'S

    >> 我的問題是,如果你相信這是總統的。

  • RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT AMERICA, WHY WOULD YOU DOWNPLAY

    保護美國的責任,你為什麼要下架?

  • A PANDEMIC THRA IS KNOWN TO DISPROPORTIONATELY HARM LOW

    眾所周知,PANDEMIC THRA會對低端市場造成不利影響。

  • INCOME FAMILIES AND MINORITY COMMUNITIES.

    收入家庭和少數族裔社區:

  • >> YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T DOWNPLAY T I ACTUALLY IN MANY WAYS I

    >> 是啊,好吧,我沒有玩過,我實際上在很多方面,我。

  • UP-PLAYED IT IN TERMS OF ACTION.

    上演了它的行動方式。

  • >> James: NOBODY SAYS UP-PLAY.

    >> 詹姆斯。沒有人說上場。

  • IT IS NEVER A GREAT SIGN WHEN YOUR EXPLANATION OF HOW YOU

    如果你對自己的行為進行解釋,這絕不是一個好兆頭。

  • HANDLED A PANDEMIC REQUIRES YOU TO USE WORD NAS DON'T EXIST.

    處理了一個PANDEMIC需要你使用WORD NAS不存在。

  • BUT ONE WOMAN STOLE THE SHOW AFTER THE PRESIDENT TRIED TO

    但有一個女人在總統試圖搶走節目後,偷走了節目。

  • INTERRUPT HER PART WAY THROUGH HER QUESTION.

    打斷她的部分問題。

  • SHE DID THIS, HAVE A LOOK.

    她做了這個,看一看。

  • >> SHOULD PREEXISTING CONDITIONS, WHICH OBAMACARE

    >> 奧巴馬醫改所涉及的原有病症是否應該得到解決?

  • BROUGHT INTO-- BROUGHT TO FREUICIAN, BE REMOVED.

    闖入--闖入FREUICIAN,被清除。

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • >> WITHOUT -- PLEASE STOP AND LET ME FINISH MY QUESTION, SIR.

    >> 沒有 -- -- 請停止,讓我完成我的問題,先生。

  • >> James: THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE MODERATED EVERY DEBATE.

    >> 詹姆斯。這個女人應該是溫和的每一個辯論。

  • WHERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHEN BIDEN INSISTED ON PLAYING DESPACITO?

    當BIDEN堅持要扮演DESPACITO時,這個女人在哪裡?

  • I DON'T BLAME HER, I REALLY CAN'T.

    我不怪她,我真的不能。

  • CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

    你相信嗎?

  • TRUMP WOULDN'T EVEN LET HER FINISH HER STATEMENT.

    川普甚至不會讓她完成她的聲明。

  • DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS RUDE, TOM?

    你不覺得這很粗魯嗎,TOM?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY.

    >> 當然。

  • HE DIDN'T EVEN LET-- .

    他甚至都沒有讓... ...

  • >> James: MY THOUGHT EXACTLY.

    >> 詹姆斯。我的想法完全一樣。

  • NOW I WAS JUST SAYING THE OTHER DAY-- SOMENT SOME PEOPLE DON'T

    我前幾天還在說... 有些人不知道... ...

  • HAVE MANNERS, THAT IS THE THING.

    有曼納斯,這就是問題所在。

  • WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, APPARENTLY THERE IS A HOT

    我們想告訴你的是,似乎有一個熱點。

  • NEW HALLOWEEN TREND COMING YOUR WAY THIS YEAR AND THAT IS KAREN

    今年新的聖誕節潮流將向你走來,那就是KAREN。

  • MASKS.

    面具:

  • NOW TOM FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW DE FINE THE TERM KAREN FOR

    現在,TOM為任何人誰不知道DE FINE術語KAREN為。

  • PEOPLE AT HOME.

    在家的人。

  • >> TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO REEXPLAIN T YOU KNOWN WHEN YOU

    >> 試著想辦法重新解釋你所知道的時候,你。

  • TAKE YOUR GIRL TO CHILIS ON A FRIDAY AN A WOMAN WITH A SHORT

    週五帶著你的女孩去吃辣椒,一個女人帶著一個短褲。

  • BLOBD HAIRCUT SCREAMING ABOUT THE MANAGER ABOUT HER

    BLOBD髮型師大叫經理對她的評價。

  • SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLL THRARKS SAY KAREN.

    西南蛋卷說KAREN。

  • >> THAT SAY KAREN.

    >> 那說卡倫。

  • AND THIS IS A NEW TREND FOR HLLOWEEN, AND HERE IS WHAT THE

    這是一個新的趨勢,在HLLOWEEN,這裡是什麼。

  • NEW KAREN MASK LOOKS LIKE.

    新的KAREN面膜看起來像。

  • WELL LET'S BE HONEST.

    好吧,讓我們說實話。

  • NO SELF-RESPECTING KAREN WOULD EVER WEAR A MASK, NOT EVEN FOR

    沒有一個自尊心強的KAREN會戴上面具,即使是為了...

  • HALLOWEEN.

    萬歲。

  • BUT THIS KAREN COSTUME SAY LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN TYPICAL

    但這套KAREN服裝說的和普通的不太一樣。

  • HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.

    HALLOWEEN COSTUMES:

  • WHEN URINING THE BELL AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE INSTEAD OF

    當在別人家排尿的時候,而不是在別人家排尿的時候。

  • SAYING TRICK OR TREAT YOU JUST SAY DO YOU LIVE HERE?

    說 "不給糖就搗蛋 "你就說你住在這裡嗎?

  • WELL, WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU.

    好吧,為什麼我沒有看到你。

  • PROVE IT.

    證明它。

  • WELL PROVE THAT YOU LIVE HERE.

    那就證明你住在這裡

  • OH, ARE YOU GOING TO FILM ME.

    哦,你要拍我。

  • ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND FILM ME, BITCH.

    你要試著拍我嗎,婊子。

>> James: WELL, IT IS TOO BAD THAT I'M NOT THERE, THERE IS

>> 詹姆斯。好吧,這是太糟糕了,我不在那裡,有的是。

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