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  • -Thank you very much. Welcome to "The Tonight Show."

    -謝謝你,非常感謝歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。

  • My name is Jimmy Fallon.

    我叫吉米法倫

  • And that's the Roots right over there.

    那是 "根 "樂隊,就在那邊。

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

    [歡呼聲和掌聲]

  • Well, guys, as I mentioned earlier,

    好了,夥計們,正如我之前提到的,

  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg's passing dominated the news this weekend.

    露絲-巴德-金斯伯格的去世成為本週末新聞的主角。

  • Even President Trump seemed genuinely saddened

    就連特朗普總統都顯得十分難過。

  • when he heard about it.

    當他聽到這個消息時。

  • Actually you thought we were finally seeing

    其實你以為我們終於看到

  • a more empathetic Trump until he addressed

    一個更有同情心的特朗普,直到他解決了。

  • the open Supreme Court seat at his rally 24 hours later.

    24小時後,在他的集會上,公開的最高法院席位。

  • -So, I have to make a decision to fill the seat, as we say.

    -所以,我必須做出一個決定來填補這個位置,就像我們說的那樣。

  • We should have a new campaign.

    我們應該有一個新的運動。

  • Let's make a T-shirt -- "Fill the Seat," okay?

    讓我們做一件T恤--"填滿座位",好嗎?

  • [ Crowd chanting ]

    [人群誦讀]

  • That's a -- That's a good idea. Fill the seat.

    這是個... 這是個好主意。填補座位。

  • -Wow.

    -哇。

  • Man, when you see that, it's hard to believe Trump

    夥計,當你看到這一點,很難相信特朗普。

  • hasn't been asked to give the eulogy.

    還沒有被要求致悼詞。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Trump could be somber for about 15 seconds, then he's like,

    特朗普可以陰沉15秒,然後他就像。

  • "You think they'll have Bagel Bites at the reception?"

    "你覺得他們會在酒會上吃百吉餅嗎?"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • What is he doing?

    他在做什麼?

  • Why do all of his rallies --

    為什麼他所有的集會...

  • Why do they all have chants?

    為什麼他們都有讚歌?

  • He's the President, not the host of an infomercial.

    他是總統,不是資訊節目的主持人。

  • Fry that chicken!

    煎雞!

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • You don't want a room of people chanting during a pandemic.

    你不希望在大流行期間有一屋子的人唸叨。

  • Seriously, at that point, even the coronavirus puts on his coat

    說真的,到了那個時候,連冠狀病毒都穿上了他的外套

  • and was like, "I don't want to be part of this, okay?

    和是這樣的,"我不想成為其中的一部分,好嗎?

  • Good day to you."

    你的好日子。"

  • But if you thought Trump was joking,

    但如果你認為特朗普是在開玩笑。

  • look at what popped up on his website over the weekend.

    看看週末在他的網站上出現了什麼。

  • Yeah, the Trump campaign is now selling

    是啊,特朗普的競選活動現在正在銷售

  • "fill that seat" T-shirts.

    "填滿那個座位 "T恤。

  • Seriously, someone just passed away and he's leading chants

    說真的,有人剛過世,他就帶頭唱起歌來了

  • and selling T-shirts like they just clinched

    和銷售的T恤,就像他們剛剛clinched,

  • the American League East.

    美國聯盟東部。

  • When people said it was in bad taste,

    當人們說這是品味不好。

  • Trump was like, "Good call.

    特朗普當時就說:"好主意。

  • Let's also print out some college shirts, class it up."

    我們也印一些大學的襯衫吧,上檔次。"

  • Here's some advice -- If you're wondering how to deal with

    這裡有一些建議 -- 如果你想知道如何處理。

  • a job opening after someone dies and you find yourself

    卒業後,你發現你自己

  • on a custom T-shirt website, you made a wrong turn.

    在定製T恤網站上,你走錯了路。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Even long-haul drivers with truck nuts were like,

    就連卡車瘋子的長途司機也是如此。

  • "That's just crude and unnecessary."

    "這實在是太粗糙了,也沒有必要。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • But it's true. Trump is hoping to fill the seat soon

    但這是事實。特朗普希望儘快填補這個席位

  • and he even offered some details

    他甚至提供了一些細節

  • on who he's thinking about filling it with.

    在他考慮用誰來填補。

  • -I will be putting forth a nominee next week.

    -我將在下週提出一名候選人。

  • It will be a woman.

    這將是一個女人。

  • -Trump said that like he was announcing

    -特朗普這樣說,就像他在宣佈一樣

  • the gender of the next royal baby.

    下一個皇室寶寶的性別。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • "Hear ye, hear ye, it will be a woman."

    "你們聽,你們聽,會是個女人。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • This is actually good news because usually when you hear

    這其實是個好消息,因為通常當你聽到

  • "Trump, judge," and "woman" in the same sentence,

    "特朗普,法官,"和 "女人 "在同一個句子裡。

  • it's because he's being sued again.

    這是因為他又被起訴了。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • And this morning on "Fox & Friends,"

    今天早上在 "福克斯與朋友 "節目中

  • Trump was asked if he knew which day he'd announce the nominee.

    特朗普被問及是否知道哪天會宣佈提名人。

  • Watch this.

    看這個。

  • "That's right. We want to be very respectful.

    "這就對了。我們要很尊重你。

  • I even asked Kid Rock to record an acoustic version

    我還請Kid Rock錄了個原聲版呢

  • of 'Bawitdaba' to be played during the funeral."

    在葬禮上演奏'Bawitdaba'。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Yeah, they're trying to be respectful.

    是啊,他們是想尊重。

  • That's why for the next hour Trump's knocking 20% off

    所以在接下來的一個小時裡,特朗普要打八折。

  • all "fill that seat" merchandise, so act now!

    所有 "填滿那個座位 "的商品,現在就行動吧!

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Trump is being very respectful, but when asked about

    特朗普很尊重人,但當被問及?

  • Justice Ginsburg's dying wish for the next president

    金斯伯格大法官對下一任總統的遺願。

  • to choose her successor, here's what he had to say.

    選擇她的繼任者,他是這樣說的。

  • Well, that was an interesting way

    嗯,這是一個有趣的方式

  • of paying respects, wasn't it?

    尊敬的,不是嗎?

  • Over the weekend, Republican senators like

    上週末,共和黨參議員如

  • Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, and Lindsey Graham

    特德-克魯茲、米奇-麥康奈爾、林賽-格雷厄姆

  • said they plan to move forward with a vote on Trump's nominee.

    表示,他們計劃繼續對特朗普的提名人進行投票。

  • However, that contradicts what they said back in 2016

    然而,這與他們在2016年時說的話相矛盾

  • when President Obama nominated Merrick Garland

    奧巴馬總統提名梅里克-加蘭時

  • close to an election.

    臨近選舉。

  • Listen to this.

    聽聽這個。

  • -There is a long tradition

    -有著悠久的傳統

  • that you don't do this in an election year.

    你不這樣做 在選舉年。

  • -The Senate will appropriately revisit the matter

    -參議院將適當地重新審議這一問題。

  • when it considers the qualifications of the nominee

    在考慮被提名人的資格時

  • the next President nominates.

    下任總統提名的。

  • -I want you to use my words against me.

    -我要你用我的話來對付我。

  • If there's a Republican President in 2016

    如果2016年有一個共和黨的總統

  • and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term,

    並且在第一個任期的最後一年出現空缺。

  • you can say Lindsey Graham said "Let's let the next president,

    你可以說林賽-格雷厄姆說:"讓下一任總統。

  • whoever it might be, make that nomination."

    不管是誰,都要做出這個提名。"

  • -Sure, the Olympics were canceled this year,

    -當然,今年的奧運會被取消了。

  • but at least we have the Republicans to show off

    但至少我們有共和黨人可以炫耀。

  • some truly spectacular backflips.

    一些真正壯觀的後空翻。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Republicans are just constantly changing the rules as they go.

    共和黨人只是在不斷地改變規則,隨心所欲。

  • It's like playing a board game with a toddler.

    這就像和一個蹣跚學步的孩子玩棋牌遊戲一樣。

  • It's like, "I rolled a two and I'm wearing blue, so I win."

    這就像,"我滾了一個2,我穿的是藍色的,所以我贏了。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • And now, because he completely changed his position,

    而現在,因為他完全改變了立場。

  • people are calling Mitch McConnell spineless.

    人們稱米奇-麥康奈爾為沒有骨氣的人。

  • Can we see Mitch McConnell?

    我們能看到Mitch McConnell嗎?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Spineless? Based on that, I'm pretty sure he's boneless.

    無骨?根據這一點,我很確定他是無骨的。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • We're already in the middle of a global pandemic,

    我們已經在全球大流行的中間。

  • racial unrest, and a cratering economy.

    種族動盪,和經濟崩潰。

  • Now there's going to be a fight over an open Supreme Court seat.

    現在要為最高法院的一個空缺席位而戰了。

  • At this rate, next week's debate

    這樣下去,下週的辯論

  • will be about how to handle the current alien invasion.

    將是關於如何處理目前的外星人入侵。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • 2020 really is insane.

    2020年真的是瘋了。

  • To put things in perspective,

    要把事情看清楚。

  • the biggest news of 2019 was baby Yoda.

    2019年最大的新聞是尤達寶寶。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Seriously, this election already felt

    說真的,這次選舉已經讓人覺得

  • like a tense Thanksgiving dinner.

    就像一場緊張的感恩節晚餐。

  • Now it's like your uncle just rolled in straight from rehab.

    現在,它就像你的叔叔剛剛推出 在直接從康復中心。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Trump says he'll announce

    特朗普說他將宣佈

  • his Supreme Court pick Friday or Saturday.

    他的最高法院人選週五或週六。

  • Before he does that, though, he's been calling up

    不過在他這麼做之前,他一直在呼喚... ...

  • all the finalists to let them know they didn't get the job.

    所有入圍者讓他們知道他們沒有得到這份工作。

  • Check out this leaked audio.

    看看這個洩露的音頻。

  • -Ted, I can't have someone on the Supreme Court

    -泰德,我不能讓一個人進入最高法院

  • with a beard like yours.

    有你這樣的鬍子

  • You look like a college freshman who's experimenting with

    你看起來像一個大學新生誰的實驗與

  • his look over winter break,

    他在寒假的樣子。

  • but even a college freshman knows to shave it off

    但即使是大學新生,也知道要把它剃掉。

  • when the selfie doesn't get enough likes.

    當自拍沒有得到足夠的喜歡。

  • Son, I love you, but we can't have someone

    兒子,我愛你,但我們不能有一個人。

  • on the Supreme Court who has the same energy

    最高法院的法官中,誰擁有同樣的能量

  • as a guy who offers you cocaine

    作為一個人誰提供你可卡因

  • in the bathroom of a Buffalo Wild Wings.

    在Buffalo Wild Wings的浴室裡。

  • I just think those robes would be too heavy on you, Jared.

    我只是覺得那些長袍對你來說太重了 賈裡德

  • Put them on and you'll crumble to the floor

    穿上它們,你就會倒在地上了

  • like the Witch from "Wizard of Oz."

    就像 "綠野仙蹤 "裡的女巫。

  • MyPillow guy, you are maybe

    我的枕頭的傢伙,你是也許

  • the smartest person who has ever lived, besides me.

    最聰明的人誰已經住, 除了我。

  • And I think that you could have made a wonderful judge,

    我覺得你可以做一個出色的法官。

  • presiding over some wonderful pillow-based cases,

    主持一些精彩的枕頭式案例。

  • but unfortunately you're -- how should I put this? --

    但不幸的是,你... ... 我應該怎麼說呢?--

  • a borderline insane man.

    一個邊緣的瘋子。

  • Hey, me, it's me calling.

    嘿,我,是我叫你。

  • Hello. I love what you do. Big fan. Likewise.

    你好,我喜歡你的工作。我喜歡你做的事。大風扇。我也是

  • I think you're the most qualified person on Earth

    我覺得你是世界上最有資格的人。

  • to be on the Supreme Court.

    要在最高法院。

  • Wow, what an honor to be nominated by you, me.

    哇,能被你提名,我真是太榮幸了。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -And finally, the most important thing Americans can do is vote,

    -最後,美國人能做的最重要的事情就是投票。

  • and it looks like we're getting some help from somewhere

    看起來我們得到了一些幫助 從某處。

  • you wouldn't expect. Watch this.

    你不會想到的。看這個。

  • -Foot Locker is turning thousands of their stores

    -Foot Locker正在將數千家店面轉為自己的店面

  • into voter-registration sites

    進入選民登記站

  • just six weeks before the election.

    就在選舉前六週。

  • -It's perfect 'cause when a fight breaks out,

    -這是完美的,因為當一個戰鬥爆發。

  • there will be 40 people dressed like referees to handle it.

    會有40人打扮成裁判來處理。

-Thank you very much. Welcome to "The Tonight Show."

-謝謝你,非常感謝歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。

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