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  • My next guest,

    我的下一個客人。

  • you know him from 'Space Force' on Netflix,

    你從Netflix的《太空力量》中認識他的。

  • Mandalorian, Bojack Horseman.

    曼陀羅人,波傑克騎士。

  • Please welcome my very funny friend Asif Ali.

    請歡迎我非常有趣的朋友阿西夫-阿里。

  • Asif, thank you for being here.

    阿西夫,謝謝你能來這裡。

  • Oh man! You know what, Moses?

    哦,天啊! - 你知道嗎,摩西?你知道嗎,摩西?

  • This is exactly,

    這正是。

  • this is exactly what I was,

    這正是我。

  • what I was hoping for.

    我所希望的。

  • To meet you in this setting

    在這樣的環境中見到你

  • and finally get to see the inside of,

    並終於可以看到裡面的。

  • of where you live and you didn't disappoint, man.

    你住的地方,你沒有讓人失望,男人。

  • You didn't disappoint.

    你沒有讓我失望。

  • You have the Saudi Orb that Trump

    你有特朗普的沙特球

  • and those guys put their hands on.

    和那些人把他們的手。

  • I'm really pumped about it.

    我真的很激動。

  • I'm also in the book.

    我也在書中。

  • I'm also in the book.

    我也在書中。

  • You're in the book.

    你在書中。

  • Let's see, did you do something fun for the book?

    讓我們看看,你為這本書做了什麼有趣的事情嗎?

  • You look sad.

    你看起來很悲傷。

  • No, just sad, it's a sad guy.

    不,只是傷心,這是個傷心的傢伙。

  • So you just did exactly your DMV photo for that

    所以,你只是做了你的車管所的照片完全為該

  • You know...

    你知道...

  • (chuckles)

    (笑)

  • But you know how you were on,

    但你知道你是怎麼上的。

  • on the white page.

    在白紙上。

  • I was, we got the, I got the Brown section here.

    我是,我們得到了,我得到了棕色部分在這裡。

  • You got the Brown section.

    你有棕色的部分。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Give Hassan the full page.

    給哈桑一個完整的版面。

  • Give him the full page.

    給他完整的一頁。

  • I mean, he deserves it, you know.

    我的意思是,他應該得到它,你知道。

  • He is an icon.

    他是一個偶像。

  • And I love that they gave him,

    我喜歡他們給他。

  • they picked the worst,

    他們選擇了最差的。

  • for someone that is constantly lauded on his perfect hair.

    對於一個不斷被稱讚的人 在他的完美的頭髮。

  • (chuckles)

    (笑)

  • It was,

    它是。

  • It looks embarrassing.

    這看起來很尷尬。

  • This book is a take-down to Hassan Minhaj.

    這本書是對哈桑-明哈吉的攻訐。

  • It's a full take down.

    這是一個完整的拿下。

  • But his hair, and he the one time he didn't get a fade up,

    但他的頭髮,和他那一次沒有淡定起來。

  • we got the sides going wild.

    我們得到了雙方的瘋狂。

  • Oh man!

    哦,夥計!

  • How are you doing?

    你好嗎?

  • Because it feels like you've stayed busy

    因為感覺你一直很忙

  • because you do a lot of voiceover work.

    因為你做了很多配音工作。

  • You have an incredible voice.

    你的聲音很好聽

  • I've been getting into the voice game.

    我一直在進入語音遊戲。

  • I've been getting into the voice game.

    我一直在進入語音遊戲。

  • I'm doing the show called 'Devil May Care' for Sci-Fi,

    我在做科幻的節目《魔鬼可能會在乎》。

  • that will be out whenever they're done editing that.

    這將是出 每當他們完成編輯,。

  • I did like a thing on 'The Star Trek', lower decks.

    我確實喜歡'星際迷航'上的一個東西,下層甲板。

  • And what if I just continued doing that for 45 minutes?

    如果我繼續做45分鐘呢?

  • Yeah, really good.

    是的,真的很好。

  • The amount of things are on

    事情的量是在

  • your shortlisting commercials you're on.

    你的入圍廣告你在。

  • As you sink lower and lower in your chair.

    當你在椅子上越陷越低的時候。

  • In high school, I ran the eight minute mile.

    高中的時候,我跑了八分鐘的里程。

  • Yeah, absolutely, definitely, keep going.

    是的,絕對的,肯定的,繼續前進。

  • But I'm, yeah, I've been doing voiceover.

    但我,是的,我一直在做配音。

  • That's been fun.

    這很有趣。

  • You're doing voiceover work.

    你在做配音工作。

  • It seems like you got a really great job

    看來你的工作很不錯

  • before the shutdown.

    停業前。

  • You're on the Mandalorian.

    你在曼陀羅人號上。

  • Yeah, I did the Mandalorian.

    是的,我做了曼陀羅人。

  • That was a great gig.

    這是一個偉大的演出。

  • They, they, it was so expensive.

    他們,他們,太貴了。

  • And you know,

    你也知道

  • you and I will , we'll usually do,

    你和我,我們通常會做。

  • we'll do like an indie thing, right?

    我們會做像一個獨立的事情,對不對?

  • Or like most normal television show, right?

    還是像大多數普通的電視節目一樣吧?

  • Even like 'Sunnyside'.

    甚至喜歡'陽光城'。

  • It's just a TV show.

    這只是一個電視節目。

  • And it's like...

    這就像...

  • Indie show, yeah.

    獨立節目,是的。

  • You get that it's a TV show.

    你知道這是一個電視節目。

  • Kal Penn at a couple of GoPros.

    Kal Penn在幾臺GoPro。

  • And then you go on a show and you're like, Oh,

    然後你去一個節目,你就會想,哦。

  • if this is the whole company,

    如果這是整個公司。

  • this isn't just like a,

    這不只是像一個。

  • or if this doesn't do well or whatever,

    或者說如果這個做的不好什麼的。

  • we'll be fine.

    我們會沒事的。

  • There's always pilot season.

    總有試點的季節。

  • And then there's shows where it's like,

    還有一些節目,它就像。

  • this is the fourth quarter.

    這是第四季度。

  • We have merchandise,

    我們有商品。

  • we have a whole, you know,

    我們有一個整體,你知道,

  • a hundred million dollar ad campaign.

    一個億的廣告活動。

  • We have a whole thing and if it's,

    我們有一個整體的東西,如果它的。

  • if people are not wearing big dog size T-shirts,

    如果人們不穿大狗碼T恤。

  • and these are not flying off the shelves,

    而這些都不是從貨架上飛下來的。

  • our whole company will go under.

    我們整個公司都會倒閉。

  • And so when you're working on a thing like that,

    所以當你在做這樣一件事的時候。

  • I remember I got there and walking from the door

    我記得我到了那裡,從門外走了出來。

  • to where our rooms are,

    到我們的房間在哪裡。

  • we had to wear a full cloak with a hood

    我們必須穿戴整齊的斗篷,帶著頭巾。

  • because where we were shooting,

    因為我們拍攝的地方。

  • there was a particular part of like

    有一個特定的部分,像

  • a highway overpass thing.

    高速公路立交橋的事情。

  • And the lady was saying that people were camping out.

    而那位女士說,人們在外面露營。

  • Like they were getting dropped off.

    就像他們被丟棄了一樣。

  • Like paparazzi were driving and being like,

    就像狗仔隊開著車,像。

  • I'll jump out grand theft auto style,

    我會跳出俠盜獵車手的風格。

  • just to maybe get a long distance photo

    只是為了可能得到一張遠距離的照片

  • of someone's random outfit.

    的某人的隨機裝備。

  • And then some person who's so into 'Star Wars',

    還有一些人對 "星球大戰 "非常感興趣。

  • can sort of put together like, Oh,

    可以排序的放在一起喜歡,哦,

  • that guy's hat

    那人的帽子

  • and his shoes means that he might be from this planet,

    而他的鞋子意味著他可能來自這個星球。

  • which might mean that the story could be

    這可能意味著這個故事可能是

  • about going from here,

    關於從這裡走。

  • which might be that.

    這可能是。

  • Cause they're, they're insane about it.

    因為他們是,他們是瘋了吧。

  • So everyone wants a piece.

    所以每個人都想得到一塊。

  • If you do anything that's Star Wars related,

    如果你做任何與星戰有關的事情 If you do anything that's Star Wars related,

  • people wanna know things,

    人們想知道的事情。

  • (indistict) there's whole websites that are just

    (indistict)有整個網站,僅僅是。

  • about getting the exclusive.

    關於獲得獨家。

  • So you had to wear a whole cap in the off chance

    所以你必須戴著整頂帽子以防萬一。

  • that someone would be on a highway

    竟然有人在公路上

  • and then pick up a blurry photo of you

    然後拿起一張你的模糊照片。

  • and then piece together that you were one on this,

    然後拼湊起來,你是一個在這。

  • and a crucial part of the story.

    也是故事的關鍵部分。

  • And the crazy part is like, okay,

    而瘋狂的部分是喜歡,好吧。

  • I can tell the guy getting dropped off

    我可以告訴你,那個人是被送來的

  • and just being on a highway overpass, taking photos,

    而只是在高速公路的立交橋上,拍照。

  • but then like,

    但又喜歡。

  • how does he coordinate the pickup?

    他是怎麼協調接機的?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • And if you've ever dropped anything on the highway,

    如果你曾經在高速公路上掉過東西。

  • it's, it's you gotta take another 80 minute lap.

    這是,這是你得采取 另一個80分鐘的圈。

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊,是啊。

  • It's a very, it's a very tough thing.

    這是一個非常,這是一個非常艱難的事情。

  • I'm doing, I'm like in the middle of doing a, a Marvel show.

    我在做,我喜歡在中間 做一個,一個奇蹟的節目。

  • And so we shot 80% of that, and then.

    所以我們拍了80%,然後。

  • It's just all credits.

    這只是所有的學分。

  • This whole interview is just all credits.

    整個採訪過程中,只是所有的功勞。

  • And we're bringing Jay Larson on and he's like,

    我們請傑伊-拉爾森上場,他就像。

  • I dunno, I'm like a dad.

    我不知道,我就像一個爸爸。

  • I have like a life.

    我有喜歡的生活。

  • And so I only bring this up to say

    所以我提出來只是想說

  • that when people take it that seriously,

    當人們把它看得那麼重時。

  • like I was talking to a dude on there and they're like,

    就像我跟一個傢伙在那裡,他們就像,

  • it's like a double edged sword of like,

    這就像一把雙刃劍的喜歡。

  • you don't want that kind of craziness while you're making

    你不希望那種瘋狂的,而你在做

  • the show because people are like trying

    節目,因為人們都喜歡嘗試

  • to sneak into everyone's Instagram,

    來潛入大家的Instagram。

  • to try to like put clues together,

    嘗試像把線索放在一起。

  • like their detectives.

    像他們的偵探。

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊,是啊。

  • Are you the before picture of Kumail Nanjiani?

    你是庫邁爾-南吉安尼的之前的照片嗎?

  • You did your bucket?

    你做了你的桶?

  • I went out for it.

    我是為了它而去的。

  • It was a very offensive other shit.

    這是一個非常令人反感的其他狗屎。

  • This is the pre-protein shake version.

    這是前蛋白奶昔的版本。

  • (indistinct)

    (聽不清)

  • Well, you do some re-shoots with the beginning of this.

    好吧,你用這個開頭做一些重拍。

  • You're not strong enough.

    你還不夠強壯。

  • And I'm like, I'll show you.

    我很喜歡,我會告訴你。

  • (Chuckles)

    (笑聲)

  • It should be a credit.

    應該是個功勞。

  • Just the before picture of Kamala and Johnny.

    只是卡馬拉和約翰尼之前的照片。

  • If people know exactly what you're going in for.

    如果人們清楚地知道你要去做什麼。

  • Can I tell you something?

    我可以告訴你一些事情嗎?

  • Before I finish that.

    在我完成這個之前。

  • I cannot stress to you how many times

    我無法向你強調多少次

  • and this is even with glasses onset

    即使戴上眼鏡也是如此

  • and this might be subconsciously

    而這可能是潛意識裡

  • why I wear the glasses too.

    為什麼我也戴眼鏡。

  • How many times people will come up to me,

    多少次,人們會走過來找我。

  • I guess in LA,

    我想在洛杉磯。

  • it's like an LA thing, and be like, Oh,

    這就像一個洛杉磯的事情,並像,哦,

  • you did a great job in the thing

    你做了一個偉大的工作在事情

  • that I definitely wasn't in.

    我絕對不在其中。

  • Yes, I want to share with you,

    是的,我想和你分享。

  • I brought this up.

    是我提出來的。

  • Not cause me, me flaming racist,

    不是因為我,我是個種族主義者。

  • but I was at a show with you at Westwood,

    但我和你一起參加了在Westwood的演出

  • and they were like from Silicon Valley

    他們就像來自硅谷

  • and they brought you up thinking you were,

    他們把你養大,以為你是。

  • this was like you were on 'Silicon Valley'.

    這就像你在 "硅谷"。

  • Okay. So let's go.

    好吧,那我們走吧

  • I was just trying to cancel myself for a second.

    我只是想取消自己一秒鐘。

  • Later I was, later I was on 'Silicon Valley',

    後來我是,後來我上了《硅谷》。

  • but that,

    但那。

  • This was year one.

    這是第一年。

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊,是啊。

  • And this is what I've become now.

    這就是我現在的樣子。

  • I just agree.

    我只是同意。

  • Just so you don't pull the rip cord.

    只是為了讓你不拉扯繩子。

  • You don't say, Oh no,

    你不說,哦,不。

  • it's actually not made because

    其實這不是因為

  • it's like, yeah,

    這就像,是的。

  • if you don't,

    如果你不這樣做。

  • if you're not going to do the work

    不幹則已,一干到底

  • and you're going to have

    而你將會有

  • what I call white people blindness,

    我所說的白種人盲目性。

  • they just like a brown glasses done, done.

    他們只是喜歡一個棕色的眼鏡完成,完成。

  • All you have to do is be like,

    你要做的就是像。

  • Hey, did you work on that thing?

    嘿,你有沒有在那件事上工作?

  • That's truly all that you have to say.

    這真是你要說的全部。

  • Give yourself an out.

    給自己一個出。

  • Don't be so sure.

    別這麼肯定

  • Even, even when I introduced your credits at the beginning,

    甚至,即使我一開始介紹你的功勞。

  • I was like, BoJack Gore's everything said

    我當時想,博傑克-戈爾的一切都說過了。

  • by the rising intonation.

    由升調。

  • I just feel like there is a, an agreement though,

    我只是覺得雖然有一個,協議。

  • amongst all people who get confused

    眾裡尋他千百度,驀然回首,那人卻在燈火闌珊處

  • for the other person,

    為對方。

  • where we just,

    在那裡,我們只是。

  • we are on our best behavior.

    我們是在我們最好的行為。

  • We just say yes we're on our best behavior.

    我們只是說是的,我們是在我們最好的行為。

  • And then we just.

    然後我們就。

  • Doesn't this give you kind of a license to be a huge dick?

    這不是給了你當大屌的許可嗎?

  • Like you could, you could, if someone's like, Oh, okay.

    就像你可以,你可以, 如果有人的喜歡,哦,好吧。

  • Yeah, this is obviously Cal pen.

    是的,這顯然是卡爾筆。

  • Then you're just like,

    那麼你就像。

  • yeah man, working for the Obama administration was bullshit.

    是啊,男人,工作 奧巴馬政府是廢話。

  • The guy's are fake man.

    這傢伙的是假的人。

  • He would totally go to pizza restaurants all the time.

    他完全會一直去披薩店。

  • And then people like,

    然後人們喜歡。

  • he's lost it.

    他失去了它。

  • It gives you this freedom.

    它給你這種自由。

  • Are you ever tempted?

    你有沒有受到過誘惑?

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • If I was really evil,

    如果我真的是邪惡的。

  • that would be the move

    此舉

  • to take each and every other Indian actor in LA down.

    把洛杉磯的每一個其他印度演員都幹掉。

  • And be like, are you, you worked in a,

    而且是像,你,你在一個工作。

  • you were in 'Lovebirds', right?

    你是在 "愛情鳥",對不對?

  • And I go, yeah.

    我去,是的。

  • But also, I love white supremacy.

    但是,我也喜歡白人至上主義。

  • When are we bringing that back?

    我們什麼時候把它帶回來?

  • Make sure to tell your friends.

    一定要告訴你的朋友。

  • And I definitely said that.

    而且我肯定說過。

  • I met this guy, Moses Storm on the set of 'Lovebirds',

    我在《愛情鳥》的片場遇到了這個人,摩西-斯托姆。

  • great way to plug myself as being in that movie.

    很好的方式來插入自己作為在那部電影。

  • And he opened my mind up about white people

    他讓我對白人有了新的認識

  • and that, you know,

    而這,你知道的。

  • they're burning and they shouldn't be alive.

    他們在燃燒,他們不應該活著。

  • They shouldn't be outside.

    他們不應該在外面。

  • And I really think they have a point.

    而且我真的覺得他們說的很有道理。

  • Anyway, I'm going to this rally.

    總之,我要去參加這次集會。

  • And honestly, you may not want to work

    說實話,你可能不想工作了