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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.

    >> Stephen: 歡迎,歡迎,歡迎,歡迎。

  • THAT PROVES IT'S A LIVE SHOW.

    這證明這是一個現場表演。

  • WE WOULD HAVE FIXED THAT IF THIS WASN'T LIVE.

    我們會有固定的,如果這不是活的。

  • WELCOME-- MWAH!

    歡迎 -- MWAH!

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW," ALL MY FRIENDS.

    歡迎來到 "晚間秀",所有的朋友們。

  • I'M YOUR MOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的最愛,斯蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • AND WE ARE LIVE AFTER THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IN UTAH!

    我們在猶他州的副總統辯論後進行現場直播!

  • AND, FOLKS, IT LIVED UP TO THE HYPE.

    而且,夥計們,它不負眾望。

  • IT WAS VICE-THRILLING!

    這真是太驚險了!

  • WE'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE DEETS IN TONIGHT'S LONGR-UNNING,

    我們會在今晚的《龍捲風雲》中給你所有的消息。

  • JUST-THIS-ONCE TELEVISION EVENT.

    僅此一次的電視活動。

  • >> SALT LAKE VICE.

    >> 鹽湖區副區長。

  • THE RACE FOR SECOND PLACE.

    爭奪第二名。

  • KAMALA VERSUS PSALMALA.

    卡馬拉與普薩拉馬拉:

  • A HEARTBEAT AWAY FROM IMPORTANT.

    一觸即發的重要。

  • 2020.

    2020.

  • >> Stephen: PENCE LOOKED GREAT IN THOSE EPICENTER RADRILLS.

    >> Stephen:彭斯穿上那件EPICENTER RADRILLS的衣服很帥氣。

  • TRUMP'S DEBATE PROVED ONCE AND FOR ALL BY COMPARISON WHAT A

    特朗普的辯論通過比較,一次次證明了什麼是

  • FLAMING TURD PILE LAST WEEK'S DEBATE WAS.

    火雞樁上週的辯論是。

  • TRUMP'S DEBATE PERFORMANCE WAS A HURRICANE OF BAD FAITH.

    特朗普的辯論表現是一場信仰錯誤的颶風。

  • IT BOARDED ON A DEMONSTRATION OF THE BANALT OF EVIL.

    它登上了邪惡的巴納爾特的示範。

  • TONIGHT, ON THE OTHER HAND, WE WERE FACED WITH THE BANALITY OF

    今晚,在另一方面,我們面對的BANALITY的

  • BANALITY.

    BANALITY:

  • I SPENT THE WHOLE DEBATE ON THE MIDDLE OF MY SEAT.

    我花了整個辯論 在我的座位中間。

  • IT WAS EVERYTHING WE EXPECTED: PENCE TALKED OVER ALL THE WOMEN

    和我們預想的一樣:彭斯在所有的女人身上談了話

  • IN THE ROOM, THE MODERATOR TRIED TO CALL FOR ORDER, THE VICE

    在會議廳內,主持人試圖呼籲大家遵守秩序,而副主席則在會議廳內向大家致意。

  • PRESIDENT GOT A COUPLE LICKS IN, THEN SENATOR HARRIS PICKED UP A

    主席打了幾針,然後哈里斯參議員接了一針。

  • BROKEN POOL CUE AND BEAT PENCE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE TRUMP

    打碎了球杆,用特朗普的球杆打彭斯的腦袋

  • ADMINISTRATION'S FAILURES.

    行政部門的失誤:

  • ALL NIGHT, PENCE WOULDN'T GIVE ONE STRAIGHT ANSWER, WHICH IS

    一整晚 彭斯都沒能給出一個直接的答案

  • KIND OF WEIRD, BECAUSE NORMALLY HE LIKES EVERYTHING STRAIGHT.

    有點奇怪,因為通常他喜歡直來直去的東西。

  • IT WASN'T EARTH-SHATTERING, BUT THAT IS HOW POLITICS SHOULD BE.

    這不是驚天動地,但這就是政治應該有的樣子。

  • REMEMBER?

    記得嗎?

  • YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WATCH IT AND GO TO SLEEP, NOT WAKE UP IN

    你應該能夠看完後就去睡覺,而不是在睡夢中醒來。

  • A COLD SWEAT WORRIED THAT YOUR HEALTH CARE WON'T COVER COLD

    擔心您的健康保險不包括感冒,出了一身冷汗。

  • SWEATS.

    汗。

  • BUT WHAT I'LL REMEMBER MOST ABOUT TONIGHT'S DEBATE IS THAT I

    但我對今晚的辯論最難忘的是,我...

  • WON'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT.

    不會記得任何的。

  • OH-- THERE IS ONE MOMENT THAT STUCK WITH ME.

    哦... ... 有一個時刻,讓我印象深刻。

  • YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT, EVERYONE'S BUZZING ABOUT IT.

    你一看到它就知道了,大家都在談論它。

  • BUT LET'S EARN IT.

    但是,讓我們賺取它。

  • NOW, THE STAKES FOR THIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WERE

    現在,這次副總統辯論的賭注是

  • UNUSUALLY HIGH.

    不尋常的高。

  • UNLIKE PREVIOUS V.P. MATCHUPS, HARRIS AND PENCE COULD BE

    與以往的V.P.對決不同,哈里斯和彭斯可能會成為V.P.。

  • TAKING OVER FOR THEIR BOSSES PRETTY SOON CONSIDERING THAT

    接手他們的老闆 很快考慮到這一點。

  • BIDEN IS A 77-YEAR-OLD MAN AND TRUMP IS A 74-YEAR-OLD LAWN

    比登是一個77歲的男人和特朗普是一個74歲的草坪... ...

  • SPRINKLER FULL OF PATHOGENS.

    滿是病菌的噴霧器。

  • IN FACT, BECAUSE OF THE INFECTION RISK, EXTRA

    事實上,由於感染的風險,額外增加的費用將由政府承擔。

  • PRECAUTIONS WERE TAKEN, LIKE THESE PLEXIGLASS BARRIERS.

    我們採取了預防措施,比如這些長條形的障礙物。

  • GOTTA SAY, I'VE SEEN BETTER SNEEZE-GUARDS AT THE SIZZLER

    不得不說,我在SIZZLER見過比這更好的噴嚏警衛。

  • SALAD BAR.

    沙拉吧:

  • OBVIOUSLY, THE PANDEMIC WAS TONIGHT'S PRIMARY TOPIC.

    顯然,PANDEMIC是今晚的首要話題。

  • IT'S SOMETHING PENCE SHOULD KNOW A LOT ABOUT, CONSIDERING

    彭斯應該知道很多,考慮到...

  • HE'S "HEAD OF THE WHITE HOUSE TASK FORCE ON THE CORONAVIRUS."

    他是 "白宮冠狀病毒工作組的負責人"

  • AND HE'S DONE AN EXEMPLARY JOB AT HIS TASK OF FORCING THE

    而他的任務是強迫人們接受他所做的一切。

  • CORONAVIRUS ON THE WHITE HOUSE.

    白宮的冠狀病毒。

  • THE MODERATOR SUSAN PAGE START BIDE INTRODUCES HERSELF.

    MODERATOR SUSAN PAGE START BIDE介紹自己。

  • >> I'M SUSAN PAGE OF "USA TODAY."

    >> 我是 "美國今日新聞 "的蘇珊-皮爾。

  • ( AS SUSAN ) "YOU MAY HAVE SEEN ME SHOVED

    (作為蘇珊)"你可能已經看到了我被推倒了

  • UNDER YOUR HOTEL ROOM DOOR.

    在你的酒店門下。

  • REMEMBER?

    記得嗎?

  • YOU USED ME TO CLEAN UP THAT COFFEE SPILL."

    你用我來清理那杯咖啡。"

  • RIGHT OFF THE BEAN, HARRIS REMINDED VOTERS THAT TRUMP AND

    哈里斯一開始就提醒選民們,特朗普和...

  • PENCE WERE TOO SLOW TO RESPOND TO THIS DEADLY VIRUS.

    彭斯對這種致命的病毒反應太慢了。

  • >> ON JANUARY 28, THE VICE PRESIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT WERE

    >> 1月28日,副主席和主席出席了會議。

  • INFORMED ABOUT THE NATURE OF THIS PANDEMIC.

    告知此PANDEMIC的性質。

  • CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU KNEW ON JANUARY 28 AS OPPOSED TO MARCH

    你能想象,如果你在1月28日知道,而不是3月

  • 13, WHAT THEY KNEW, WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE TO PREPARE?

    13、他們知道什麼,你可能做了什麼準備?

  • >> Stephen: FOUR WORDS: TOILET PAPER SHOPPING SPREE.

    >> Stephen:四個字:紙巾購物節。

  • PENCE STRUGGLED TO EXPLAIN HOW THEY SHANKED THE CORONAVIRUS SO

    彭斯竭力解釋他們是如何將冠狀病毒擊碎的。

  • BADLY.

    嚴重的。

  • >> OUR NATION HAS GONE THROUGH A VERY CHALLENGING TIME THIS YEAR.

    >> 我們的國家今年經歷了一個非常具有挑戰性的時期。

  • >> Stephen: ADDING "I SHOULD KNOW.

    >> 史蒂芬:補充 "我應該知道。

  • I WAS IN CHARGE WITH IT."

    我是負責它的。"

  • PENCE STARTED OFF WITH SOMETHING OF A WHOPPER:

    彭斯一開始就用了一個叫聲。

  • >> FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY, PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP HAS PUT

    >> 從第一天開始,唐納德-特朗普總統就把目光投向了美國。

  • THE HEALTH OF THE AMERICA FIRST.

    美國的健康第一。

  • >> Stephen: AND BY "FIRST DAY" I MEAN THE FIRST DAY HE TESTED

    >> Stephen: "第一天 "是指他測試的第一天。

  • POSITIVE.

    積極的。

  • AND BY "PUTTING THE HEALTH OF AMERICA FIRST" I MEAN RIDING THE

    而 "把美國的健康放在第一位 "的意思是,我是說要把美國的健康放在第一位。

  • DEXAMETHASONE PONY RIGHT INTO THE MAIL STRON OF RAGNAROK.

    DEXAMETHASONE PONY直接進入RAGNAROK的郵件STRON。

  • AGAIN, PENCE DIDN'T ALWAYS ANSWER THE QUESTION HE WAS

    再說一遍,彭斯並不總是回答他的問題。

  • ACTUALLY ASKED.

    實際問:

  • >> WELL, SUSAN, THANK YOU, ALTHOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO GO

    >> 好吧,蘇珊,謝謝你,儘管我也想去。

  • BACK.

    返回。

  • >> Stephen: TO THE YEAR SCEN 24.

    >> Stephen:到年場景24。

  • WOMEN HAVE BEEN SHOWING FAR TOO MUCH ANKLE SINCE THEN.

    從那時起,女人就已經露出了太多的腳踝。

  • PENCE ATTEMPTED TO DRAW AN INSANE EQUIVALENCY TO THE

    彭斯試圖將一個瘋狂的等價物畫到《公約》上。

  • CORONAVIRUS.

    CORONAVIRUS:

  • >> IT WAS 2009, THE SWINE FLU ARRIVED IN THE UNITED STATES.

    >> 那是2009年,豬流感傳入美國。

  • >> Stephen: OH, YES!

    >> Stephen:哦,是的!

  • THE SWINE FLU PANDEMIC OF 2009!

    2009年的豬流感大流行!

  • WE ALL REMEMBER THOSE DAYS WHEN THE ECONOMY SHUT DOWN FOR A

    我們都還記得那些經濟停滯不前的日子。

  • YEAR.

    年。

  • WE COULDN'T HUG OUR GRANDPARENTS FOR MONTHS, AND BARACK OBAMA

    我們不能擁抱我們的祖父母幾個月,而巴拉克-奧巴馬。

  • WOULD NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE MY PILLOW GUY.

    不會閉嘴的我的枕頭的傢伙。

  • THEN CAPTAIN PENCE BLASTED OFF TO PLANET "WHAT IF."

    然後彭斯船長就飛到了 "萬一 "星球上。

  • >> IF THE SWINE FLU HAD BEEN AS LETHAL AS THE CORONAVIRUS IN

    >> 如果豬流感和冠狀病毒一樣具有致命性,那麼,我們就會發現它的存在。

  • 2009, WHEN JOE BIDEN WAS VICE PRESIDENT, WE WOULD HAVE LOST

    2009年,當喬-比登擔任副主席時,我們已經失去了。

  • TWO MILLION AMERICAN LIVES.

    兩百萬美國人的生命。

  • >> Stephen: AND IF THE "TITANIC" HAD BEEN SHOT OUT OF A

    >> 史蒂芬:如果 "泰坦尼克 "號被射出去了呢?

  • CATAPULT INSTEAD OF PUSHED INTO THE SEA, IT COULD HAVE COLLIDED

    飛彈沒有被推入海中,而是可能會發生碰撞。

  • WITH THE HIDDEN BERG, KILLING BILLIONS.

    與隱藏的伯格,殺死數十億人。

  • ON THE SUBJECT OF CLIMATE CHANGE, PENCE MADE ANOTHER

    關於氣候變化問題,彭斯又發表了一次講話。

  • HOLLOW PROMISE.

    遵守承諾。

  • >> WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF OUR ENVIRONMENT AND FOLLOW THE

    >> 我們要照顧我們的環境,並遵循我們的環境。

  • OUR CIENCE. MENT AND FOLLOW THE >> Stephen: WE WILL FOLLOW IT,

    我們的經驗。MENT和跟隨>> 斯蒂芬:我們會跟隨它。

  • AND ONCE IT IS ASLEEP, WE WILL SMOTHER IT WITH A PILLOW.

    一旦它睡著了,我們就用枕頭把它捂起來。

  • IT WILL LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT.

    它將看起來像一個事故。

  • THIS MUCH I SWEAR.

    這一點我發誓。

  • THEN PENCE THREW THIS HAIL MARY.

    然後彭斯就把這個萬福瑪麗扔了出去。

  • >> "NEWSWEEK" MAGAZINE SAID THAT KAMALA HARRIS WAS THE MOST

    >> "NEWSWEEK "雜誌說卡馬拉-哈里斯是最重要的。

  • LIBERAL MEMBER OF THE UNITED STATES SENATE IN 2019, MORE

    2019年美國參議院自由黨議員,更多內容

  • LIBERAL THAN BERNIE SANDERS.

    比伯尼桑德斯更自由。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT!

    >> Stephen:什麼!

  • MORE LIBERAL THAN ME?

    比我更自由?

  • IN 2019 I WAS ONE OF THE TOP 2% OF THE TOP 1% OF THE MOST

    2019年,我是前2%的最強者之一。

  • LIBERAL PEOPLE IN THE SENATE.

    參議院中的自由派人士。

  • ANYWAY, THAT'S MY TWO CENTS, WHICH I BELIEVE SHOULD BE TAXED

    無論如何,這就是我的兩分錢,我認為應該徵稅。

  • AT 80%.

    在80%。

  • I MISS HIM.

    我想念他。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I MISS DOING THAT GUY.

    (笑)我想念做那個傢伙。

  • HARRIS EXPLAINED JOE'S THEORY OF INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMACY.

    哈里斯解釋了喬伊的國際外交理論。

  • >> I LOVE TALKING WITH JOE ABOUT A LOT OF THESE ISSUES.

    >> 我喜歡和喬談論很多這些問題。

  • AND, YOU KNOW, JOE, I THINK HE SAID IT QUITE WELL.

    而且,你知道,喬,我想他說得很好。

  • HE SAID, "FOREIGN POLICY MIGHT SOUND COMPLICATED, BUT REALLY

    他說:"外交政策聽起來似乎很複雜,但實際上......"。

  • IT'S RELATIONSHIPS."

    它的關係。"

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, RELATIONSHIPS SO I'M SUPPOSED TO

    >> Stephen:好吧,關係,所以我應該是。

  • MAKE GERMANY SIGN PREUP IN, CHEAT ON IT WITH A PORN STAR AND

    讓德國的標誌預熱,欺騙它與色情明星和。

  • THEN ANOTHER COUNTRY WITH BIGGER ALPSTRUMP'S TERRIBLE ATTITUDE

    然後是另一個國家,有更大的愛普生的可怕的態度。

  • TOWARDS AMERICAN SERVICE MEMBER AND HIS REFUSAL TO STAND UP FOR

    對美國軍人和他拒絕站出來的行為的看法

  • THEM AGAINST VLADIMIR PUTIN.

    他們反對弗拉基米爾-普京,

  • >> PUBLIC REPORTING THAT THEY HAD BOUNTIES ON THE HEADS OF

    >> 公開報告說,他們的頭頂上有獵物。

  • AMERICAN SOLDIERS.

    美國士兵:

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BOUNTY IS.

    你知道什麼是 "郡 "嗎?

  • >> Stephen: I KNOW WHAT A BOUNTY IS.

    >> 我知道什麼是村莊。

  • IT'S A DAMN GOOD PAPER TOWEL TO THROW AT HURRICANE SURVIVORS.

    這是個很好的紙塔,可以扔給颶風的倖存者。

  • HOW MANY POINTS DO I GET?

    我可以得到多少分?

  • IT WASN'T AS BAD AS LAST WEEK, THE DEBATE, I MEAN, BECAUSE,

    我的意思是,它沒有上週那麼糟糕,辯論,因為:

  • WELL, FIRST, WHAT COULD BE.

    好吧,首先,可能是什麼。

  • BUT IT BEARS REPEATING THAT MIKE PENCE WOULD ALSO NOT OBEY THE

    但值得重申的是,邁克-彭斯也會不遵守法律。

  • TIME LIMITS.

    時間限制:

  • NOW MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SUSAN PAGE POLITELY ASKED HIM TO.

    現在不管蘇珊-佩奇在政治上要求他多少次,。

  • >> VICE PRESIDENT, PENCE.

    >> 副主席,彭斯。

  • >> THE AMERICAN PEOPLE-- >> I DIDN'T-- DIDN'T-- VICE PRES

    >> 美國人民 -- >> 我沒有 -- 沒有 -- 副總統。

  • PENCE, EXCUSE ME.

    彭斯,對不起

  • >> SUSAN, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW.

    >> 蘇珊,美國人民應該知道。

  • >> Stephen: SUSAN, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MIKE PENCE SHUT UP, YOU

    >> 蘇珊,如果你想讓邁克-彭斯閉嘴,你就得讓他閉嘴。

  • HAVE TO ASK HIM TO SAY "BLACK LIVES MATTER.

    必須問他說:"黑人的生活很重要。

  • NOW, SENATOR HARRIS LANDED SOME BLOWS, AND MIKE PENCE DODGED AND

    現在,哈里斯參議員被打了幾下,而邁克-彭斯躲開了,然後...

  • PARRIED.

    PARRIED。

  • BUT ULTIMATELY TRVINGS A VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

    但最終還是出現了一個副總統辯論。

  • AND THERE'S A LIMIT TO JUST HOW INTERESTING-- OH, MY GOD!

    有一個限制,只是多麼有趣 - 哦,我的上帝!

  • LOOK AT HIS HAIR!

    看看他的頭髮!

  • HE'S SO FULL OF CRAP, HE'S ATTRACTING FLIES!

    他滿嘴胡話,他在吸引蒼蠅!

  • I-- GOD BLESS YOU, FLY.

    我 -- 上帝保佑你,飛翔。

  • I GUESS THE PLEXIGLASS WASN'T HIGH ENOUGH.

    我猜測PLEXIGLASS不夠高。

  • BUT, LISTEN, LISTEN, ALL JOKES ASIDE, THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO

    但是,聽著,聽著,所有的笑話之外,思想和祈禱,以

  • THAT FLY'S FAMILY.

    那隻蒼蠅的家人。

  • IT'S GOT TO QUARANTINE FOR TWO WEEKS NOW.

    它必須量化兩個星期了。

  • WE'VE GOT TO GET THAT FLY TO WALTER REED.

    我們得把那隻蒼蠅送到沃爾特・裡德那裡去。

  • THEN MINUTES LATER THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT A VERY IMPORTANT

    然後幾分鐘後,他們在談論一個非常重要的事情

  • ISSUE BUT I MISSED THE WHOLE THING BECAUSE THE FLY WAS STILL

    但我錯過了整個事件,因為蒼蠅還在。

  • ON MIKE PENCE'S HEAD.

    在邁克-彭斯的頭上。

  • AND IT STAYED THERE FOR OVER TWO MINUTES!

    它停留在那裡超過兩分鐘!

  • TWO MINUTES.

    兩分鐘。

  • MEANING THAT FLY HAS A LONGER ATTENTION SPAN THE PRESIDENT OF

    意思是說,蒼蠅的注意力範圍比總統的長。

  • THE UNITED STATES.

    美國:

  • THAT'S A LONG TIME FOR A FLY.

    這是一個很長的時間為一飛沖天。

  • IT MADE LIFE THERE.

    它讓生活在那裡。

  • IT JOINED SOUL CYCLE!

    它加入了SOUL CYCLE!

  • YOU KNOW, IT MIXED THE BARS.

    你知道,它把酒吧混在一起了。

  • IT CHANGED ITS VOTER REGISTRATION TO MIKE PENCE'S

    它把它的選民登記改為邁克-彭斯的。

  • HEAD.

    頭。

  • NOW, REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN TRUMP WOULDN'T DISAVOW, YOU

    現在,記得上個星期,當特朗普不願放棄時,你...

  • KNOW, HATE GROUPS.

    知道了,討厭的群體。

  • WELL, MIKE PENCE TONIGHT, DENIED THAT TRUMP IS A WHITE

    米克-彭斯今晚否認了特朗普是白人的說法

  • SUPREMACIST BY POINTING THIS OUT:

    通過指出這一點,至上主義。

  • >> PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS JEWISH GRANDCHILDREN.

    >> 特朗普總統有猶太裔孫子。

  • >> Stephen: AND FURTHERMORE, SUSAN, I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT

    >> 史蒂芬:還有,蘇珊,我想指出的是

  • I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND-- BY WHICH I MEAN THIS FLY ON MY HEAD.

    我有一個黑人朋友... 我的意思是說,這飛在我頭上。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SOMEHOW, PENCE TRIED TO CLOSE BY

    某種程度上來說,彭斯試圖通過關閉

  • PAINTING HIMSELF AS THE UNITY CANDIDATE.

    把自己畫成團結的候選人。

  • >> HERE IN AMERICA, WE CAN DISAGREE.

    >> 在美國,我們可以不同意。

  • WE CAN DEBATE VIGOROUSLY AS SENATOR HARRIS AND I HAVE ON

    我們可以像哈里斯議員和我一樣,積極地進行辯論。

  • THIS STAGE TONIGHT.

    今晚這個舞臺。

  • BUT WHEN THE DEBATE IS OVER, WE COME TOGETHER AS AMERICANS.

    但當辯論結束後,我們作為美國人走到一起。

  • >> Stephen: NO, DON'T COME TOGETHER!

    >> Stephen:不,不要一起來!

  • STAY AWAY!

    遠離!

  • ESPECIALLY FROM MIKE PENCE.

    特別是邁克-彭斯的作品。

  • THE WHITE HOUSE IS A HOT ZONE!

    白宮是一個熱區!

  • SPEAKING OF WHICH, THERE'S STILL SO MUCH WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT HOW

    說到這裡,我們還有很多不知道的東西,關於如何...

  • AND WHEN TRUMP CONTRACTED COVID.

    當特朗普與科維德簽約時,

  • ONE EARLY SIGN OF INFECTION IS LOSS OF SMELL AND TASTE.

    感染的一個早期跡象是氣味和味道的喪失。

  • BUT HOW COULD YOU TELL HE LOST HIS TASTE WHEN HE NEVER HAD ANY?

    但是,你怎麼能告訴他失去了他的味道,而他從來沒有任何味道?

  • AND IT'S ESPECIALLY TROUBLING THAT THE WHITE HOUSE WON'T SAY

    特別是白宮不說,這很麻煩

  • WHEN TRUMP'S LAST NEGATIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST WAS.

    當特朗普的最後一次陰性冠狀病毒測試是:

  • "I WOULD LOVE TO RELEASE MY TESTS, BUT MY NOSTRILS ARE UNDER

    "我很想公佈我的測試結果,但我的鼻樑骨被壓壞了。

  • AUDIT."

    審計。"

  • THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THE NEGATIVE TEST CAN HELP CONTACT

    這一點很重要,因為消極的測試可以幫助聯繫。

  • TRACERS DETERMINE EXACTLY WHO WAS EXPOSED AND WHEN.

    追蹤器確定誰在何時被曝光。

  • SO TODAY, REPORTERS PUSHED WHITE HOUSE FLACK BRIAN MORGENSTERN

    所以今天,記者們推送了白宮的黑客布蘭-摩根斯坦恩的消息

  • FOR AN ANSWER.

    對於一個答案。

  • >> OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW WHEN HE LAST TESTED NEGATIVE.

    >> 顯然,你知道他最後一次測試是陰性的時候。

  • WHY WON'T-- >> I DON'T KNOW WHEN HE LAST

    為什麼不... 我不知道他什麼時候死的。

  • TESTED NEGATIVE.

    TESTED NEGATIVE.

  • I ANSWERED THIS QUESTION A NUMBER OF TIMES.

    我回答了這個問題的次數。

  • >> THE WHITE HOUSE KNOWS WHEN HE LAST HAD A NEGATIVE TEST.

    >> 白宮知道他最後一次做陰性測試的時間。

  • WHY CAN'T THE WHITE HOUSE SAY WHEN HE LAST TESTED NEGATIVE?

    為什麼白宮不能說他最後一次測試是陰性?

  • >> LOOK, WE'VE ADDRESSED THIS.

    >> 看,我們已經解決了這個問題。

  • WE'RE NOT ASKING TO GO BACK THROUGH A BUNCH OF RECORDS AND

    我們不要求去翻閱大量的唱片,並。

  • LOOK BACKWARDS.

    向後看。

  • >> Stephen: WE DON'T WANT TO GO BACK THROUGH A BUNCH OF OLD

    >> Stephen:我們不想再去翻閱一些舊的東西了

  • RECORDS.

    記錄:

  • THOSE THINGS ARE SLATHERED WITH COVID.

    這些東西都是用COVID塗抹的。

  • NOW, THE SITUATION IS RAISING MORE QUESTIONS THAN THE WHITE

    現在,這種情況引發的問題比白宮還多。

  • HOUSE IS REFUSING TO ANSWER.

    眾議院拒絕回答。

  • FIRST UP, THE WHITE HOUSE'S CLAIM THAT TRUMP WAS THE MOST

    首先,白宮稱特朗普是最偉大的。

  • TESTED MAN IN AMERICA.

    美國的測試者。

  • AND, YET, THEY CAN'T PRODUCE HIS LAST NEGATIVE.

    而且,他們無法生產他最後的負數。

  • THAT'S LED TO-- SOME TO LOOK FOR A MORE SINISTER EXPLANATION.

    這導致了... ... 一些人去尋找一個更罪孽深重的解釋。

  • ACCORDING TO JAKE TAPPER, WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS BELIEVE TRUMP

    據JAKE TAPPER稱,白宮官員相信特魯姆普

  • WAS INFECTED AT THE EVENT FOR JUDGE BARRETT ON SATURDAY,

    在週六巴雷特法官的活動中被感染。

  • SEPTEMBER 26.

    9月26日。

  • WHICH REMINDS ME OF THIS WISE QUOTE FROM RUTH BADER GINSBURG:

    這讓我想起了RUTH BADER GINSBURG的這句話。

  • "PAYBACK'S A BITCH."

    "還錢是個婊子。"

  • THEN-- SOUNDED BETTER WHEN SHE SAID IT.

    然後... ... 聽起來更好 當她說出來。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THEN TAPPER-- HELLO, JAKE--

    然後TAPPER -- 你好,JAKE --

  • TAPPER NOTES THAT THEY WON'T RELEASE TRUMP'S NEGATIVE TEST,

    塔佩爾指出,他們不會公佈特朗普的負面測試。

  • RAISING QUESTIONS AS TO WHETHER HE WAS TESTED AT ALL BETWEEN

    提出關於他是否在兩個月內接受過測試的問題。

  • INFECTION AND THE DEBATE TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29.

    感染和辯論 9月29日,星期二。

  • THAT MEANS HE COULD HAVE KNOWINGLY TRIED TO GIVE BIDEN

    這意味著他可能會明知故犯地試圖給比登。

  • COVID.

    COVID:

  • HE'S GONE FROM "I COULD SHOOT SOMEONE ON FIFTH AVENUE" TO "I

    他從 "我可以在第五大道開槍打人 "變成了 "我可以在第五大道開槍打人"。

  • AM DEATH COME UPON A PALE HORSE.

    我是死神降臨在一匹蒼白的馬身上。

  • JOE, LET ME LICK YOUR EYEBALL."

    喬,讓我舔你的眼球。"

  • PREDICTABLY, CORONAVIRUS HAS BEEN TEARING THROUGH THE WHITE

    可以預見的是,冠狀病毒已經撕破了白種人的臉。

  • HOUSE FASTER THAN MONO IN A HIGH SCHOOL PRODUCTION OF "GUYS AND

    房子快於單聲道在高中製作的 "男孩和"。

  • DOLLS," INCLUDE TRUMP SENIOR ADVISER, AND GUY ON A SUBWAY,

    娃娃,"包括特朗普高級顧問,和地鐵上的人。