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  • So...

    所以...

  • You gonna sign up for DuhPlus?

    你要報名參加DuhPlus嗎?

  • DuhPlus?

    DuhPlus?

  • Yeah DuhPlus!

    是的,DuhPlus!

  • That's what all the cool kids are calling it.

    所有的酷小孩都這麼叫它。

  • I seriously doubt that.

    我嚴重懷疑這一點。

  • You haven't heard that?

    你沒聽說過嗎?

  • Are you gettin DuhPlus? ♫

    "你是不是得到了DuhPlus?♫

  • No duh I'm gettin DuhPLus! ♫

    "不,我得到了DuhPLus!♫

  • It's got all of da shows and da movies... ♫

    ? It's got all of da shows and da movies... ?♫

  • from all of dos times dat you loooooooooved

    ? from all of dos times dat you loooooooooo loved ?

  • You would be duuuuuuuumb

    You would be duuuuuumb ?

  • If you don't get DuhPlus! ♫

    "如果你沒有得到DuhPlus!♫

  • Where in the world did you hear that?

    你從哪裡聽來的?

  • It was a promoted ad on social media.

    這是一個在社交媒體上推廣的廣告。

  • Aaagghhhh

    Aaagghhh

  • What?!

    什麼?

  • You're being programed, man!

    你被程序化了,夥計!

  • That's targeted marketing!

    這就是針對性營銷!

  • It's just a commercial!

    這只是一個廣告!

  • There is way more to it than that, I assure you.

    我向你保證,事情遠不止於此。

  • Oh you don't know.

    哦,你不知道。

  • What streaming service do you subscribe to?

    你訂閱的是什麼流媒體服務?

  • The only thing I subscribe to...

    我唯一訂閱的東西...

  • is vengeance and justice.

    是復仇和正義。

  • Oh big surprise!

    哦,大驚喜!

  • I bet that doesn't get predictable.

    我敢打賭,這不會變得可預測。

  • It's extremely predictable!

    這是極易預測的!

  • And doesn't look to be showing signs of getting canceled.

    而且看起來並沒有被取消的跡象。

  • I call it...

    我叫它...

  • Gotham Plus... Batman

    高譚市加...蝙蝠俠

  • Mmm.

    嗯。

  • Gotham Plus Batman

    Gotham Plus Batman

  • Clever.

    聰明

  • I am the streaming service.

    我是流媒體服務。

  • Oh I get it.

    哦,我明白了。

  • Because I'm serving the justice.

    因為我是為正義服務的。

  • Do you have a lot of subscribers?

    你有很多用戶嗎?

  • Oh tons!

    哦,噸!

  • Any time I catch someone trying to subscribe to a life of crime...

    每次我抓到有人想過犯罪生活... ...

  • I just swoop in and I'm like...

    我只是突然出現,我想... ...

  • Subscribe to ME!

    訂閱我!

  • Kablamo!

    Kablamo!

  • It's pretty awesome.

    這是相當不錯的。

  • Well you're missing out my friend.

    好吧,你錯過了我的朋友。

  • Streaming apps are also awesome.

    流媒體應用也很厲害。

  • And there are so many to choose now!

    而且現在有這麼多選擇!

  • You can get Amazon, Netflix,

    你可以得到亞馬遜、Netflix。

  • HBO, CBS All Access,

    HBO, CBS All Access,

  • DC Universe,

    DC宇宙。

  • YouTube TV,

    YouTube電視。

  • ESPN +

    ESPN +

  • Apple TV

    蘋果電視

  • And now... DuhPlus!

    現在...DuhPlus!

  • Please stop calling it that.

    請不要再這麼叫了。

  • You're gonna miss out.

    你會錯過的。

  • No. I'm gonna save money!

    不,我要去省錢!

  • Like you need to save money

    就像你要省錢一樣

  • How much do you spend a month on all your shows?

    你一個月花多少錢在你所有的節目上?

  • With all the apps and internet combined?

    有了所有的應用程序和互聯網的結合?

  • mmmm

    嗯哼

  • About 200 dollars

    約200美元

  • That's ridiculous! I don't think you're saving any money.

    太荒唐了!我不認為你在省錢。

  • Yeah but now I can watch what I want when I want it!

    是的,但現在我可以在我想看的時候看我想看的東西了!

  • And I wanna watch Mandalorian,

    我還想看曼陀羅人

  • Stranger Things,

    《怪奇物語》。

  • The Boys,

    男孩們。

  • which is really gross, and kind of insulting,

    這真的是毛, 和一種侮辱。

  • so I can't really recommend it.

    所以我不能真的推薦它。

  • but at the same time find it really addicting.

    但同時又覺得真的很過癮。

  • Oh I'm aware.

    哦,我知道。

  • There's Barry,

    那是巴里

  • British Bake Off,

    英國烘焙大賽。

  • The Good Place,

    好地方。

  • Watchmen,

    看門人

  • Puffin Rock.

    海雀石。

  • Puffin what?

    海雀什麼?

  • Oh it's this kids show. It's super cute.

    哦,是這個兒童節目。它是超級可愛的。

  • You should watch it.

    你應該看一看。

  • I'm not gonna watch Puffin Rock!

    我才不要看《海鸚石》呢!

  • How do you even have time to watch all of this stuff?

    你怎麼會有時間看這些東西?

  • Um... I'm super fast?

    我速度超快?

  • Remember?

    記得嗎?

  • And it's not like I'm exactly busy at the moment with the current Justice League situation.

    而且我現在也不是完全忙於目前正義聯盟的情況。

  • What Justice League situation?

    什麼正義聯盟的情況?

  • We... we left. Remember?

    我們... 我們離開了 記得嗎?

  • Oh yeah right!

    哦,對了!

  • We dodged a bullet there didn't we?

    我們躲過了一顆子彈,不是嗎?

  • Well depends on who you ask.

    那要看你問誰了

  • But I don't need to dodge bullets so...

    但我不需要躲避子彈,所以... ...

  • I guess I don't really need to leave.

    我想我真的不需要離開。

  • Who knows. Maybe I'll come back! We'll see.

    誰知道呢也許我還會回來! 拭目以待吧

  • Which reminds me! WITCHER!

    這提醒了我!巫師! WITCHER!

  • on Netflix!

    在Netflix上!

  • And don't forget SEE!

    不要忘了SEE!

  • Apple TV plus! WOOOOooooooo!

    Apple TV plus!嗚嗚嗚嗚!

  • so you're saying, Without the Justice League,

    所以你是說,如果沒有正義聯盟,

  • you're just a super couch potato.

    你只是一個超級沙發洋芋。

  • Look I can't help it if I can finish my work faster than you...

    你看,如果我能比你更快完成我的工作,我也沒辦法... ...

  • And have time to enjoy some good shows at the end of the day.

    並且在一天結束時有時間欣賞一些好的節目。

  • You need to stop wasting your money.

    你不要再浪費你的錢了。

  • And you need to Netflix and Chill!

    而你需要Netflix和Chill!

  • What are you Mr. Freeze?!

    你是什麼人,凍結先生?

  • you need to Netflix and Chillll!

    你需要Netflix和Chillll!

  • I don't Netflix and Chill!

    我不看電視,不看電影!

  • Do you know why?

    你知道為什麼嗎?

  • Because I Batman and Chill!

    因為我是蝙蝠俠,而且很冷靜!

  • Lois and I are gonna DuhPlus and Chill.

    露意絲和我要去DuhPlus和Chill。

  • Okay now you're just making things weird!

    好吧,現在你只是把事情弄得很奇怪!

So...

所以...

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