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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

    >> Stephen:歡迎回來,各位。

  • YOU KNOW, I SPEND HOURS TRAINING AND COSTUMING THE MOST TOPICAL

    你知道嗎,我花了幾個小時的時間來訓練和裝扮這個主題。

  • QUEBECOIS NEWS ACROBATS, AND BEJEWELED STORY HARLEQUINS

    魁北克新聞ACROBATS和BEJEWELED故事HARLEQUINS。

  • THAT MAKE UP THE FABULOUS, FEAST-FOR-THE-SENSES "CIRQUE DU

    構成了奇妙的、感官享受的 "CIRQUE DU"。

  • SOLEIL" PERFORMANCE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

    "SOLEIL "的表演,這是我的獨白。

  • BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO JUST ROUND UP SOME

    但有時,有時它是好的,只是收集了一些。

  • AGED-OUT GYMNASTS, SLAP SOME LYCRA BODYSUITS ON THEM, AND

    老化的健身房,給他們穿上LYCRA緊身衣,然後...

  • DRIVE THEM AROUND THE COUNTRY FOR THE RAMSHACKLE HOBO CIRCUS

    開車環遊全國,參加RAMSHACKLE HOBO CIRCUS活動。

  • OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

    的新聞,這是我的部門: "QUARANTINE -WHILE!"

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, PEOPLE LOVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ROYAL

    QUARANTINE--雖然,人們喜歡任何與皇家有關的事情。

  • FAMILY, SO THIS PHOTO HAS GONE VIRAL TODAY OF "PRINCE

    家庭,所以這張照片已經走紅今天的 "王子"。

  • WILLIAM PEERING LONGINGLY INTO A LONDON KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN."

    威廉在倫敦肯塔基炸雞里長時間地窺視。"

  • APPARENTLY, HE'S BORED OF ENGLAND'S FAST FOOD CHICKEN

    顯然,他厭倦了英國的快餐雞。

  • CHAIN, "LEFTENANT SAUNDERS' CHESHIRE-BOILED BIRD

    CHAIN,"LEFTENANT SAUNDERS'CHESHIRE-BOILED BIRD"。

  • TASTIES."

    味道。"

  • IT'S DIGIT-SNOGGING SATISFACTORY.

    它的數字SNOGGING SATISFACTORY。

  • OF COURSE, I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR HIM.

    當然,我覺得有點為他難過。

  • HE SO CLEARLY WANTS TO GO IN, BUT HIS ROYAL STATION PREVENTS

    他很清楚地想進去,但他的皇室立場阻止了

  • IT.

    IT:

  • (AS WILLIAM) "OH, TO BE A LOWLY PLEBEIAN BUT

    "哦,是一個低級的PLEBEIAN,但。

  • FOR A DAY, THAT I MIGHT SAVOR THE ELECTRIC GREEN COLESLAW AND

    一天的時間,讓我可以享受到綠色的電風扇和... ...

  • CREST THE SNOWY PEAKS OF A 32-OUNCE MOUNTAIN DEW!"

    攀登32盎司山地露水的雪峰!"

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, SPEAKING OF ROYALTY, BRUCE WILLIS HAS

  • RETURNED AS JOHN MCCLANE IN AN AD FOR "DIE HARD" CAR

    在 "DIE HARD "汽車的廣告中重新扮演約翰-麥克蘭。

  • BATTERIES.

    BATTERIES.

  • THE MOST ON-THE-NOSE USE OF A CLASSIC ACTION MOVIE FOR

    經典動作片的最貼切運用

  • ADVERTISING SINCE "RAMBO: FIRST BUD," AND "JOHN VICKS VAPORUB."

    從 "RAMBO: 第一巴德 "和 "約翰・維克斯VAPORUB "開始的廣告。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, AIR NEW -- 72 PEOPLE DIED IN THAT

  • COMMERCIAL.

    商業:

  • QUALITY KILLS, THOUGH.

    品質的殺傷力,但。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, AIR NEW ZEALAND IS OFFERING SOMETHING

  • THEY CALL A "MYSTERY BREAK," WHERE CUSTOMERS BOOK THEIR

    他們稱之為 "神祕之旅",客戶在這裡預訂他們的。

  • FLIGHTS AND HOTEL WITHOUT LEARNING OF THE ACTUAL

    不瞭解實際情況下的班機和酒店。

  • DESTINATION UNTIL TWO DAYS BEFORE DEPARTURE.HO

    目的地至出發前兩日。

  • STILL LESS MYSTERIOUS THAN SPIRIT AIRLINES, WHERE YOU KNOW

    比起靈異航空,你知道的地方,仍然不那麼神祕。

  • YOUR DESTINATION, BUT NOT WHAT BODILY FLUID SOILED THE SEAT

    你的目的地,但不是座位上的體液。

  • FROM THE LAST CUSTOMER.

    最後一位顧客的留言。

  • THAT JOKE BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

    這個笑話基於一個真實的故事。

  • I'M SORRY, HONEY, I -- ANYWAY.

    我很抱歉,親愛的,我 - 反正。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN AN HISTORICAL DEVELOPMENT FOR THE

  • CATHOLIC CHURCH, "POPE FRANCIS JUST BECAME THE FIRST POPE TO

    天主教會,"弗朗西斯教皇剛剛成為第一位教皇,他的名字是 "天主"。

  • ENDORSE SAME-SEX CIVIL UNIONS."

    贊同同性公民聯盟。"

  • THANK YOU, YOUR HOLINESS.

    謝謝你,陛下。

  • YOU'VE FINALLY LED THE CHURCH INTO THE FUTURE OF 1997!

    你終於把教會帶進了1997年的未來!

  • SPOILER ALERT: ROSS AND RACHEL EVENTUALLY GET TOGETHER.

    羅斯和瑞秋在一起的事件。

  • IT'S KIND OF CUTE.

    它的那種可愛。

  • FRANKIE MADE THE COMMENTS IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY, IN WHICH HE

    弗朗基在新的文件中發表了評論,他在文件中表示

  • SAYS "HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE IN A FAMILY.

    說:"同性戀者有權利成為一個家庭。

  • THEY ARE CHILDREN OF GOD.

    他們是上帝的兒女。

  • YOU CAN'T KICK SOMEONE OUT OF A FAMILY, NOR MAKE THEIR LIFE

    你不能把一個人趕出家庭,也不能讓他的生活變得更美好

  • MISERABLE FOR THIS.W DOCUMENTARY SAYS "HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE HAVE THE

    錯誤的為這.W文件說:"同性戀者有的。

  • RIGHT TO BE IN A FAM WHAT WE HAVE TO HAVE IS A CIVIL

    在家庭中的權利 我們所要擁有的是公民的權利。

  • UNION LAW; THAT WAY THEY ARE LEGALLY COVERED."

    工會法;這樣他們就被合法地覆蓋了。"

  • HE'S RIGHT.

    他是對的。

  • THE ONLY WAY GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BE MADE MISERABLE IS THEIR

    唯一應該讓同性戀者變得不幸的方法是他們的。

  • STRAIGHT FRIENDS DRINKING TOO MUCH AND INSISTING ON TELLING

    正直的朋友喝多了,還非要告訴你。

  • THEM ABOUT THAT ONE TIME IN COLLEGE.

    他們關於那一次在大學裡。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) TWO TIMES.

    (笑)兩次。

  • NOW, AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, THE POPE REVERSING COURSE ON GAY

    現在,正如你所想象的,教皇改變了對同志的態度。

  • CIVIL UNIONS HAS RUFFLED A FEW FEATHERS IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH,

    民間聯盟在天主教教會中掀起了一些教友的風波。

  • YES, AND SOME OF THE CLERGY WORE FEATHERS.

    是的,有些教友還穿了長袍。

  • SUCH AS A DIRECTOR FOR THE NEW YORK ARCHDIOCESE, WHO SAID THAT

    如紐約大主教區的主任,誰說過,

  • THE POPE "HAD MADE A SERIOUS MISTAKE."

    教皇 "犯了一個嚴重的錯誤。"

  • UM, PERHAPS THE ARCHDIOCESE HAS FORGOTTEN THAT WE CATHOLICS HAVE

    嗯,也許是教會忘記了我們天主教徒有... ...

  • THIS LITTLE THING CALLED "PAPAL INFALLIBILITY."

    這個小東西叫做 "教皇的不可侵犯性"

  • IF YOU'RE NOT INTO THAT, YOU JOINED THE WRONG CLUB.

    如果你不喜歡這樣,你就進了錯誤的俱樂部。

  • THAT'S LIKE JOINING THE ROCKETTES AND SAYING "I'LL DO

    這就像加入火箭隊,說 "我會做的"。

  • THIS, BUT I'M NOT INTO SEQUINS OR KICKING.

    這一點,但我不是在亮片或踢。

  • MIGHT PULL A HAMMY."

    可能會拉一個漢米。"

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO SMELL LIKE SIR ANTHONY

    誇倫汀--現在是你聞到安東爵士味道的時候了。

  • HOPKINS WITH THE NEW "ANTHONY HOPKINS EAU DE PARFUM."

    HOPKINS與新的 "ANTHONY HOPKINS EAU DE PARFUM"。

  • AND WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE, SIR ANTHONY?

    那它聞起來像什麼,安東尼先生?

  • >> FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI.

    >> FAVA豆和一個漂亮的CHIANTI。

  • ( RAPIDLY SUCKING IN AIR ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A

    (快速吸氣) 我們將很快回來與一個。

  • PERFORMANCE BY MATT BERNINGER.

    表演由MATT BERNINGER。

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Quarantinewhile......現在我們知道安東尼-霍普金斯的氣味了。 (Quarantinewhile...Now We Know What Anthony Hopkins Smells Like)

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