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  • Vagina. Disgusting!

    陰道。很噁耶!

  • Blood.

    血。

  • I don't want to hear my sister talking about vaginas.

    我不想聽我妹講陰道。

  • I need you to pull over so I can pee.

    我需要你靠邊停讓我尿尿。

  • You should've thought about that before you left your apartment.

    你離開公寓前就應該要想到要做了。

  • Before you spent, like, 30 minutes probably in the bathroom doing whatever cleaning shit you do.

    在你在廁所待了差不多三十分鐘做一些不知道在幹嘛的事情之前。

  • Kenny, just pull the car over so I can pee.

    Kenny,靠邊停讓我尿尿。

  • Steven, have you ever even seen a vagina?

    Steven,你有看過女生的陰道嗎?

  • I'm not talking about this right now. Do you know what they look like?

    我現在不想聊這個。你知道陰道長怎樣嗎?

  • It's okay if you haven't.

    沒看過沒關係的。

  • You have a baby face; you're a late bloomer.

    你娃娃臉,發育比較晚。

  • I've seen a vagina!

    我看過陰道!

  • You don't understand what it's like when a girl has to pee, like, when a guy has to pee, it doesn't hurt the same amount.

    你不知道女生想尿尿是什麼感覺,跟男生需要尿尿的難受程度是不一樣的。

  • You don't get it. Sure. Sure.

    你不懂。對啦,對啦。

  • Mom and I were talking and we're, like, a little concerned about your roommate.

    媽和我聊過,我們有點擔心你的室友。

  • Really? Mom said that?

    是嗎?媽那樣說?

  • Well, yeah, I know Mom hasn't met him, but from what I've told her of him, we're both concerned.

    對啊,我知道媽沒看過他,但從我跟她講的所有關於他的事來判斷,我們都很擔心。

  • ♫ I don't know whatOw! Kenny. Are you serious right now?

    ♫ 我不知道什麼 ♫ 噢!Kenny。你認真的嗎?

  • Come on, it did not even hurt that much. I got a flu shot.

    拜託,根本沒那麼痛。 我剛打流感預防針。

  • I got a flu shot right there! You got a flu shot?

    我那裡有打針!你打了流感預防針?

  • You're so blessed that I'm in your life to show you how to behave.

    你人生中有我教導你正確的行為舉止真的太幸運了。

  • Yeah, I'm pretty sure you were just home alone last weekend just sitting on the couch with some ice cream.

    對啊,我相信你上週末只是一個人宅在家坐在沙發上吃冰淇淋。

  • You just know that because I sent you a picture of it.

    你會知道是因為我傳了照片給你看。

  • I've made out with girls.

    我和女生親熱過。

  • You don't know everything about me, Kenny.

    Kenny,你根本不了解我。

  • Oh, really? You have some special life that no one knows about?

    喔是喔,你有沒有人知道的特別生活嗎?

  • Why are you getting drunk all the time, Kenny?

    Kenny 你為什麼老是要喝醉?

  • I'm not getting drunk.

    我沒有喝醉。

  • That was my roommate. This is when you should be focusing on your career.

    那是我的室友。這時候應該要是你專注在事業上的時候。

  • That was a stop sign.

    那是停等的標誌。

  • I slowed down.

    我慢下來了。

  • That's not stopping!

    那不叫停下來!

  • There's no cops around, it's fine.

    又沒警察沒關係啦。

  • Oh my god, you're gonna end up in jail and now everyone is gonna be like, "Allison, where's your brother?" and I'm like, "I couldn't save him, I tried."

    天啊,你最後一定會坐牢然後大家就會問說:「Allison,你哥去哪了?」然後我就會說:「我試過救他但救不了。」

  • I hate you.

    我討厭你。

  • You love me.

    你愛我。

  • You're literally the worst person I've ever met.

    你真的是我見過最糟糕的人。

  • (humming)

    (哼歌)

  • Now you've got that stuck in my head.

    你讓我頭腦都是那首歌。

  • It's not my fault; you love that song.

    又不是我的錯,你愛那首歌。

  • You talk about me to everyone?

    你和每個人聊過我?

  • No. No one knows you exist.

    沒有,沒人知道你的存在。

  • You're my greatest shame.

    你真的是我最大的恥辱。

Vagina. Disgusting!

陰道。很噁耶!

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