PLAY DOKI DOKI

玩DOKI DOKI

u NEED to PlaYYY dOki Doki LiteratUUrrre

你需要玩玩看心跳文學部!!!!!!!

You should play doki doki literature club. Eh EH I know it looks kind of WhEEbBYy but it gets really fucked up after a while. It put me in blah blah blahh

你應該玩玩看心跳文學部，我知道它看起來有點少女，但一陣子之後它真的整個崩壞了，它甚至讓我有點憂鬱症但完全值得！

PLAY DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB ALREADY YOU LATE SHET *sseizureee*

玩心跳文學部吧你已經遲了

Felix: **seizure**SHUT THE FUCK UP!

給拎北惦惦

I knew about this game way before you weebs.....uhm--fake ass something......

在你們靠北西北之前我早就知道這遊戲了

Christian channel. But you know what? I'm curious about this game, so I will play it!

基督頻道，但你知道嗎？我本身對這遊戲也很好奇所以我會玩的

Thank you very much, and not because you're complaining about it.

感恩，才不是因為你們抱怨才玩的

Let's play Doki Doki Literature Club.

來玩心動文學部吧

This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.

此遊戲不適合孩童或容易感到不安之人

Oh, so it's gonna be like one of those cute games that then turn really evil.

喔所以這會一開始很可愛然後變很邪門囉?

Individuals suffering from anxiety or depression may not have a safe experience

有焦慮或憂鬱症的患者玩此遊戲可能會感到不適

playing this game for content warnings, please visit-

關於內容警告請進下列鏈結

Great!

太棒了

By playing

在玩心動文學部之前

Doki Doki Literature Club, you agree that you are at least 13 years of age

你得同意你已滿至少13歲

and you consent to your exposure of highly disturbing content.

然後同意接受極度令人不安的內容

Maybe I'm being a little too skeptic here right off the bat. With the amount of praise this game is getting,

可能我對接下來的內容有點太多疑了，對於這遊戲獲得的好評價，

it must be good. It must be good.

這最好很棒喔 這最好給我很棒

The art looks great, and it's a free game, too!

畫風蠻讚的 也是個免費遊戲

Did it just s-

它剛剛是-

Did it just say "Team Santo"? "Sant"? Oh?

他剛剛是說"Team Santo"嗎? "Sant"？ 喔~

Oh, I was not ready for this!! :D

喔我沒料到這個餒

Oho, I am lightly bobbing my head to this.. *bobbing head and dancing to music*

喔 我整個人跟著動起來了~

You groove you lose, and I lost!

你喜歡你就輸了，我輸啦

Oh!

喔~!

Okay, okay..

OK~OK~

OK! Let's begin a new let's play, it's gonna be a daily series. It's been a while

新遊戲 我們開玩吧 這會是個每日系列喔♡好久沒這樣了

hisashiburidesu, hehe~! (Japanese for "it's been a long time")

好久沒這樣囉 欸嘿

Someone, please kill me. If anyone would like to come in and pop one in the back while I played this that would be great.

來人斃了我吧，如果有人可以在我玩這個的時候在我背後來一槍，那就太棒了

Sayori: "Hey!!"

" 嘿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

I see an annoying girl running towards me from the distance,

(我看見一個煩人的女孩從遠處衝向我)

waving her arms in the air like she's totally oblivious to any attention she might draw to herself.

(像是不在意自己會引起多少注意,她狂揮著她的手)

The girl is Sayori, my neighbor and good friend since we were children. You know, the kind of friend

(那個女孩是紗世里, 我的鄰居兼青梅竹馬，你懂的，就是你不一定會去和他認識的類型)

you'll never see yourself making today, but it just kind of works out because you've known each other for so long?

(但你們不知不覺也認識了那麼多年的感覺?)

We used to walk to school together on days like this, but starting around high school

(我們以前也會像這樣走路去上學，但上了高中之後)

she would oversleep more and more frequently and I would get tired of waiting up.

(她越來越常睡過頭而我也不想等待了)

But if she's going to chase after me like this,

(但她如果要這樣追我)

I almost feel better off running away. Wow, what a dick move, people used to do that when I was a kid.

(我還是覺得趕快跑走比較好)哇 真是王八的落跑ㄟ，大家在我小時候也這樣對我

However, I just sigh and idle in front of the crosswalk and let Sayori already catch up to me.

(然而我還是嘆了口氣 站在人行道讓紗世里追了上來)

Sayori: HAhaHhAHhah! I overslept again, but I caught you this time

啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 (pewds??????) "我又睡過頭了!!" "但這次我追到你囉!"

I'm not keeping that voice up. Maybe, but only because I decided to stop and wait for you.

...我還是不要再用那個聲音了，"可能吧, 但也是我停下來等你的關係"

Sayori: Ehhhhhhh, you say that like you were thinking about ignoring me!

"咦咦咦咦咦咦～" "說的好像你打算無視我耶.."

That's mean, pEwdSipIE

"這樣很壞ㄟpewsiepie"

Well, if people stare at you for acting weird,

"如果大家都看著你奇怪的樣子"

then I don't want them to think we're a couple or something you're not that hot I'm sorry, *Marzia is hotter than you*

"我不想讓他們以為我們是情侶還是啥的" 你也沒那麼辣 拍謝

Sayori.

紗世里

But you did wait for me after all.

"但畢竟你也停下來等我了嘛"

I guess you don't have it in you to be me even if you want to.

"我猜就算你想你也做不出來噠~"

I hate this character already. Whatever you say, Sayori.

我已經開始討厭這角色了 "隨便你怎麼說...紗世里"

EhEHeHEEee

" 欸嘿欸♥ "

We cross the street together and make our way to school. As we draw near, the street become increasingly

(我們一起過馬路然後去學校，走過街角 熙熙攘攘閒聊的學生一下子就多了起來)

speckled with other student making their daily commute. By the way, pewdsipie,

"對了 pewsiepie"

have you decided on a club to join yet?

"你決定要加入什麼社了嗎?"

A club? I told you already I'm not interested in joining any clubs

"社團?" "早就跟你說過我沒興趣加什麼社團"

I haven't been looking either.

我也沒有在找社團

That's not true! you told me you would join a club this year

"咦咦咦咦咦???不是吧！你跟我說今年你會加個社團的啊"

Did I..?

(我有嗎....)

I'm sure it's possible that I did in one of our many conversations where I

(我還真有可能說過，

dismissively go along with whatever she was going on about.

大概是隨便迎合她話題答應的吧)

Sayori likes to worry a little too much about me when I'm perfectly content

(紗世里有點太愛擔心我了)

just getting by on average while spending my free time on games and anime. What a life to live!

(我只是把我的休閒時間完好的分配給了遊戲和動漫上) 多麼棒的生活!

I was talking about how I'm worried about

"我應該有跟你說過我有多擔心你"

Worried that you won't learn how to socialize or have any skills before college

"擔心你不會跟人打交道" "或在上大學前還沒任何特長吧"

This bitch is telling me how to socialize, excuse me. "Your happiness is really important to me y'know?"

這個小婊砸在跟我談社交?認真? "我很在乎你快不快樂啊~"

Oh, she's way over heads to us damn, and I know you're happy now

喔靠腰她真的有點太擔心我們了喔

But I'd die at the thought of you becoming a neet in a few years because you're not used to the real world

"我知道你現在很快樂""但我一想到幾年之後你可能會變成""一個完全無法融入社會的尼特族我就..."

You trust me, right?

"你信得過我的吧?"

Don't make me keep waiting about you

"別讓我一直擔心你呀"

Alright alright I'll look at a few clubs if it makes you happy no promises though

"好啦好啦""如果你這樣就會開心的話我會看看的"

"Will you at least promise me you'll try a little?" Okay, I guess I'll try with you dad YaAY

"但不保證我會加啦""至少答應我去看看?""好吧我答應你""耶耶耶耶耶耶-"

Why do I let myself get lectured by a carefree girl more than that I'm surprised to even let myself relent to her

(為什麼我非得讓這無憂無慮的女孩說教啊...) (比起這個, 我更訝異我這麼依靠她)

I guess seeing her worry so much about me makes me want to ease her mind at least a little bit

(大概是看她這麼擔心想 讓她安心一點吧)

Even if she does exaggerate everything inside her head

(但她肯定是擔心過度了)

We're in school hi everybody the school day is this ordinary as ever and it's over before I know it

我們在學校啦大家 (在學校的一天和往常一樣平淡) (也不知不覺就過完了)

But that's not how school works. Okay. It's never over before you know it

學、學校可不是這樣的好嗎? 簡直是度日如年哩甘災?

After I pack up my things I start blankly at the wall looking for an ounce of motivation clubs

(收拾完東西, 我茫然的盯著牆, 沒有任何動力) "社團啊...."

Sayori wants me to check out some clubs. I guess I have no choice, but to start with the anime club

(紗世里要我看看社團) (...除了動漫社我大概別無選擇了吧?)

heLL0oO?!

"哈囉????????????????"

Sayori

"...紗世里?"

Sorry must have come into the classroom while I was spacing out

(看來紗世里趁我發呆時溜了進來)

I look around and realize that I'm the only one left in the classroom

(看看四周 我發現我是唯一一個留在教室的人)

If Ana kid she came in out of the class name, but I figured you City history a through K me

"本來我在外面等你 但看你一直在那發呆我就進來了"

and if me you even waive immunity Amy breathe

"說真的,你的狀態搞不好比我想的還糟喔...)

You don't need to wait up for me

"你不必等我"

our voices sucked up

這聲音太智障了

Okay, it's going to make you late to your own Club. We say you may need to me keeps me in retaking game

"你的社團都快遲到了" "我想你可能需要人推你一把,我以為你知道...."

You know what weird if you can Kingdom eager you say hurry?

你知道啥"你可以加入我的社團呀""紗世里...""是的???"

There's no way I'm going to your club

"我打死也不進你的社團"

Savories vice president of the literature club that sounds really boring

(紗世里是文學社的副社長)聽起來真的很無聊餒

Not that I was ever aware that she had any interest in literature in fact

(講真的,我從來不覺得她對文學有任何興趣)

I'm 99% sure she only did it because she thought it would be fun to help start a new club

(我百分之99確定她只是覺得和人成立新社團很好玩)

Since she was the first one to show interest after the one who proposed a club. She inherited the title vice president

(也因為她是第一個加入的社員) (她就自然而然的當上了副社長)

That said my interest in literature is guaranteed to be even less

(但我的文學造詣肯定比她差)

Yeah, I'm going to the anime club

"我要參加動漫社"

Why do you care so much anyway

"喔拜託...""你幹嘛那麼執著啊?"

I

"那個..."

Can't do it clip yesterday. I would bring a new baby

"我昨天跟社團說了會帶一個新成員去..."

And that's tsukimi cupcake is it everything well

"夏樹也做了蛋糕還有佈置..."

She made

她做了

Yeah, you have to go now

對啊 你非去不可了

Don't make promises you can't keep

"不要下那種實現不了的承諾!"

I can't tell if C. Or E is really that much of an airhead or if she's so cunning

(我說不出她到底是心血來潮還是早就計畫好了)

I start playing all this app I

(我深深地嘆了口氣)

Let alone say hey

欸嘿

Bang a set by for a cupcake okay

"算了 就當作是為了杯子蛋糕..這樣行嗎?"

Let's go

"耶~我們走吧! "

And that's today marks a day I sell my soul for a cupcake what I?

(就在今天 我為了紙杯蛋糕出賣了我的靈魂) 什麼?

DJ. Glee follow saber across the school in upstairs a section

(我跟著紗世里往樓上走去 穿過了...)

of the school

(學校的教學樓)

I rarely visit being generally used for third year classes and activities, so I already full of energy swings open the classroom door

(我不常來這邊,因為這裡的都是三年級學生) (紗世里一口氣拉開了教室的門)

Everyone then a member is he I told you don't call me a new member. Hey, I glanced around the room

"大家~我帶來了新成員!! " "我說過了,不要叫我 ‵新成—" (诶?我看了看教室裡面)

Welcome to the literary Claire - Claire Claire Claire

" 歡迎來到 溫、聞..文學部 "

This is why I don't do reading games Jesus Christ, it's a pleasure meeting you

看吧 這就是為啥我不讀遊戲內容 老天鵝啊 "很高興見到你"

Sayuri so who is next says old

"紗世里常常踢、提..."

Sailor it always says nice things about you. Oh my god. What voice?

"紗世里常常提起你" 我的老天 要用什麼聲音...

Series

"真的假—" (噴笑)

Seriously you brought a boy wait. I'll get it eventually way to kill the atmosphere I

"真的假的,你帶了個男生來? " 不管 我要用這聲音了

Pizza bear what a nice surprise

"啊 pewsiepie 真是太意外了~"

Welcome to the clip

"歡迎到文學社"

All words escape me in this situation this club is full of incredibly cute girls

眼前的這副景象讓我根本說不出話來

Wow which one is your wife

哇 哪個是你老婆啊~

The younger sister the older sister or perhaps dead girl next door type leave a comment now

...是妹妹還是姊姊 又或是可能是隔壁的鄰家女孩? 在下方留言吧

Sorry netsuke

很抱歉，夏樹

The girl with the sour attitude whose name is apparently netsuke is

那帶著酸澀口氣的女生很明顯就是夏樹

One I don't recognize her small figure makes me think she's probably a first-year. She is also the one who made cupcakes according to saiary

有一個不認識的 她嬌小的身材看似是一年級 根據紗世里說的 她就是做杯子蛋糕的那位

Already says that quietly into my ear then turns back towards the other girls

妳可以無視她那彆扭的態度

Don't say things like that it

紗世里在我耳邊低語之後轉身走向其他女生

Yuri you appears complete

總之! 這是夏樹 總是精力充沛

Compared ibly more mature and timid seems to have a hard time keeping up with people like say you're a nut Sookie

優里人看起來 比其他女生來的成熟且內向 和紗世里跟夏樹待在一起似乎也讓她有點難熬

oh, well, it's nice to meet both of you, and it seems like you already know money can say 3

喔 好吧 ,很高興認識你們兩位 ,看樣子妳已經知道莫妮卡是誰了

That's right. It's great to see you again pizza pay oh

沒錯 很高興我們又見面了pewsiepie

Wow tits out Monica smiles, sweetly

喔哇嗚莫妮卡甜甜的笑了 姆嘻!

We don't know each other. Well. We rarely talk, but we were in the same class last year

我們不太認識彼此 事實上我們很少講過話 , 但是我們前一年是同班的

Monica is that really a Japanese name. I never heard it

莫妮卡是日本名 我從沒聽過

Monica was probably the most public or in class smart beautiful athletic

當時莫妮卡是班上最受歡迎的女孩子了 -既聰明 , 美麗 , 運動全能

Nice rack basically completely out of my league so having her smile at me so genuinely feels a little

很不錯嘛 基本上和我是不同世界的人 因此看到他對我笑我有點...

Get the cupcakes hey, I made them out get up

"嘿! 蛋糕是我做的 ,我來拿"

Then how about I make some tea as well

"那我去泡點茶"

the girls have a few deaths arranged to form a table as

Sayuri mentioned, it's been widened so that there is one space next to Monica and one space next to Sayuri

Net so Ian and Yuri walk over to the corner of the room

We're not see you grabs a rap tray, and you're reopens the closet still feel like awkward. I take a seat next to Sayuri

Maybe this club isn't so bad after all netsuke proudly marches back to the table train hane

Okay, are you ready?

That's icky lift the foil of the the train to real adult dozen white

Fluffy cupcakes decorated to look like little cats. Oh my god. That is so cute

The whiskers are drawn with icing and little pieces of chocolate were used to make ears. Oh my god. That is so cute

Sachi

I had no idea you were so good at baking Natsuki. He will you know?

Just hurry. Just hurry up and take what I mean. Oh fine Sayuri grabs one first then Monica I follow

Sayuri walk talks with her mouth full and has already managed to get icing on her face I

Turned the cupcake around in my fingers looking for the best angle to take a back

Netsuke is quiet

I can't help but notice her sneaking glances in my direction if she is she waiting for me to take a bite

I finally buy damn

The icing is sweet and full of flavor. I wondered if she made it herself

This is really good

Thank You netsuke

Why do you think me? It's not like hey haven't I heard this somewhere before?

Made them for you or anything oh

hey, I

Thought technically you did say or he said well, maybe

But not for you you you

dummy alright alright I

give up on that Sookie's weird logic and dismissed the

conversation

URI returns to the table carrying a tea set she carefully

Places a teacup in front of each of us before setting down the tea pot next to the cupcake tray

Where's the literature in this club okay, so far? It's just girls and sweets

You keep a whole tea set in the classroom

Don't worry the teachers give us permission

After all doesn't it hot cup of tea help you enjoy a good book fair enough. I guess uh, I guess what Jesus

Hey, hey, hey, don't let yourself get intimidated. You're just trying to impress e

And that's not it

Insulted URI looks away. I mean that you know I

Believe you well tea and reading might not be a past time for me, but at least

But at least I enjoy tea, I'm glad you're a faintly smiles herself in relief what the hell is happening here

Monica raises an eyebrow then smash at me

So what made you consider literature clip?

I was afraid of this question something tells me. I shouldn't tell Monica that I was practically dragged here by syuri

Well I haven't joined any club's yet, and she always seemed really happy here, so

That's a great reason as any oh sorry, that's okay. Don't be embarrassed

We'll make sure you feel right at home, okay as

president of

Literature club, it's my duty to make the club fun and exciting for MPP

Monica I'm surprised how come you decided to start your own Club? You could probably be a board member for any of the major clubs

Where's your leader of the Bay Club last year Hey, so you know?

To be honest I can't stand no the politics around the major Cape

if it's like nothing, but arguing about the budget and publicity and how to prepare for events I

Much rather take something I personally enjoy and make something special atomy and if it encourage others to get into literature

Then I'm fulfilling that tree

Really great leader

Yuri nods in agreement

Then I'm surprised there aren't more people in the club yet. It must be hard to start a new club

You could put it you could paint it that way

Not many people are very interested in putting out all the effort

To start something brand new especially when it's something that doesn't grab your attention like literature

You have to work hard to convince people that you're both fun and worthwhile

But it makes cool events like the festival much more important. I'm

confident that we can really grow this club before we graduate read every when

We'll do our best

Everyone

Enthusiastically agrees what a great time?

Such different girls all interested in the same goal

My dear Monika must have worked really hard just to find these three

Maybe that's why they were all so delighted by the idea of a new member joining

Though I still don't really know if I can keep up with their level of enthusiasm about literature

So pizza pay what kind of things do you like to read well?

Considering how low I've read these past few years. I don't really have a good way of answering that manga I

mutter quietly to myself half joking

Netsuke ahead Matt Sookie's head suddenly except. It looked like she wants to say something, but she keeps quiet

Not much of a reader egg yes

Well that can change what am I saying? I?

Spoke without thinking after seeing your sad smile

Anyway, what about you jury Yuri? Well, let's see Yuri traces

the remembers she kept with her finger

My favorites are usually novice that build deep and complex fantasy worlds

The level of creativity and craftsmanship behind them is amazing to me and telling a good story in such a foreign world is equally impressive