字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 brain. You know what the whole trouble with you is? Charlie Brown? No. And I don't want to know. Leave me alone. The whole trouble with you is you won't listen to what the whole trouble with you is. You need someone to point out your faults, Charlie Brown. It's for your own good, and I can do that. My system is unique. What's so unique about it? I've created a slideshow presentation. Dotty, Dotty, Dotty. Okay, turn out the lights first. Charlie Brown will look at slides to do with your many personality faults. Some of them are quite shocking. Take this one, for instance. Easy, easy. This is only the beginning. Next door slides of your inherited faults. In other words, these air faults over which you had no real control. These take about an hour or so. Oh, good brief. If it's any consolation, you rank above average and inherited faults. Stand console. Now these slides showed your biggest and most damaging faults. Because of their importance, they will be shown in full color with dramatic music. I can't stand it any longer. I can't stand it. I've never gone through anything like that in my life. I never knew I had so many faults. I've never been so miserable. It's not so bad, Charlie Brown. Just wait until you get my bill. Ah, I don't feel so good. What's wrong? Charlie Brown? He's probably been hit on the head by too many fly balls, I think. Go. Go home. Yes, sir. Too many fly balls. Yes, ma'am. My name is Charles Brown. I think I have an emergency. Hello. I know I'm a sister. Sally Brown. He's in the hospital, but he will be the dog. I wonder from dying. I wonder if they tell me I was dying. I wonder if the little red haired girl rushed to my side. I've got to stop thinking about things like that. I can't believe that Charlie Brown is still in the hospital. What if he never gets better? It's not there. It's strangers so upset because you treat him so poorly. Stop wiping your tears on my piano. Sally says Charlie Brown isn't feeling any better, and she's moving her things into his room. Mm. I know you can't hear me, Charlie Brown, but if you get better, I promise I'll never pull the football away again. That's quite a promise. I bet he feels better already. You know, I suddenly feel great. Charlie Brown, Your bath. Your Well, I heard something about a promise. Oh, good grief. Remember, you promised. You have to let me get the football. I don't know about this, Charlie Brown. There's no stopping me now. I can't look. Oh, well, I did it. I kept my promise. I didn't put football away. Yes, and I messed up and kicked you instead of football. I'm sorry. Is there anything I can dio? Yes. Next time you go to the hospital. Stay there. Oh, Charlie Brown, Did you catch that? You've got great hands. I dio why you're standing out here all alone on the pitcher's mound. Baseball season's over. Let's play some football. I don't know. I'm not very good at football. I can never seem to kick one. So kickings not your specialty. Maybe you can throw. You might have the makings of a world class quarterback. Me a quarterback? Do you really think so? Sure. I'll show you have to sell like a pro. First off, the tips of your fingers should touch laces. That's right. Now grab the football like a sandwich. What type of sandwich? And pull the ball behind it. Just like that. This is important. Square your shoulders with the goalpost. Now you're aiming. I am now. Step toward your target and lean on your back foot and push all your weight into the throw. This is a critical part, Charlie Brown. You've got to try and see over your blocker and find your wide receiver. I do called the play you receive. Face right. Fakes left. He's spreading through the 15 yard line. Is there enough time for him to get into position? Is a receiver clear? Will your past be intercepted? Do you call an alternative play? Do you run the ball? I don't know. You start to run in the past. Not to you. The line. Oh, Uh huh. So you want to play football, Charlie Brown? It's gonna be a long season. Um, the old pitcher's mound. You and I have spent a lot of time up here. I love baseball. I could play baseball every day of my life. You're an unusual girl. Let's say it's the last half of the ninth inning, two out and Europe to back Chuck. Even though you're my friend, I still have to try and strike you out, right? Of course, there's no other way to play the game. You kind of like me, don't you? Chip? I worked up the schedule for our teams. Take a look and tell me what you think. You touch my hand, Chuck, you slide off e. I have a problem, Linus. I think Chuck likes me. He's nice and all that. But how could I flip over someone like Chuck? I could strike him out in three straight pitches if a person likes another person. But that other person doesn't like the first person. As much as that first person likes the other person, what should the other person dio say That again if a person likes another person? But the other person doesn't like the first person as much as that first person likes the other person, what should the other person do? I don't know. I don't want to hurt, But how can I possibly look him in the eye and tell him I don't like him as much as he likes me? Right home. Madrid Truck blood. Linus, you're a genius. Be Look, look, I got a letter. I think it's from the little red haired girl. What? I know you like me and in my own way. I like you too. Did you hear that? She liked to be too. That's not from the little red haired girl. Chuck. It's from me. You like me? I dio How can you be so stupid? Chuck, your heart is breaking and you don't even know it. I don't. By golly, if I ever had a deep job into center field and I ran for space and are around second face and I grabbed third base and I go tearing It's a home like a runaway freight. You better not be in my way way. That's the longest that I've ever heard. Stop breathing on me. You're supposed to be in bed, but I killed sleep. Go count sheep or something. Can't you see I'm watching TV? What's the matter with you? Captain? Chief is a good idea. Although I feel a little better about waking the sheep. Hope they don't mind working nights. One to do you find it rewarding to help people fall asleep. 34 Wait! I've counted you already Time.