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  • Yo, listen, the NBA Bubble isn't the only thing

    喲,聽著,NBA的保麗龍不是唯一的東西。

  • happening in Orlando.

    發生在奧蘭多。

  • Disney World has started reopening,

    迪士尼樂園已經開始重新開放。

  • making Florida-- and the entire state of Florida a Petri dish.

    讓佛羅里達州... 和整個佛羅里達州成為一個培養皿。

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  • Welcome home.

    歡迎回家。

  • No!

    不!

  • I don't want to be welcomed home to that.

    我可不想被歡迎回家去。

  • No!

    不!

  • I'd be like, I"m going back wherever I was.

    我就會說:"我要回到我原來的地方去。

  • Your kids are gonna be like, Daddy, is that Cinderella?

    你的孩子會說,爸爸,那是灰姑娘嗎?

  • It's like, no, no.

    這就像,不,不。

  • No, no.

    不,不。

  • That's-- that's just-- that's just Guest Services.

    那是... ... 那只是... ... 那只是客戶服務。

  • I'm sorry. - Yeah.

    我很抱歉。- 是的,我很抱歉

  • Sorry, that's how things work.

    抱歉,事情就是這樣。

  • She's here to move the bodies.

    她是來搬運屍體的。

  • DESUS: When I first saw this clip,

    當我第一次看到這個片段時當我第一次看到這個片段時

  • I was like, damn, they've been out of Disney World so long,

    我當時就想,該死的,他們已經離開迪士尼樂園這麼久了。

  • cobwebs spread?

    蜘蛛網蔓延?

  • But not, that's-- that's not--

    但不是,那是 -- 那不是 --

  • that's clearly not the case.

    顯然不是這樣的。

  • [BELL DINGS]

    [打電話的事情]

  • Welcome home.

    歡迎回家。

  • We've got the stool flippers.

    我們已經得到了凳子的腳蹼。

  • We've got Chuck, who is a Brazilian jiu jitsu instructor.

    我們已經得到了查克,誰是巴西柔術教練。

  • I didn't know it was possible to see

    我不知道還能看到。

  • that someone's on wild Adderall while they have a face mask on.

    有人的野生阿德拉 而他們有一個面罩上。

  • But yeah, Chuck is wilding right now.

    但是,是的,查克現在很狂野。

  • - Yeah, hell yeah. - Chuck is like--

    - 是的,當然是。- 查克就像...

  • Chuck is like, welcome to fucking Disney, motherfucker!

    查克就像,歡迎來到他媽的迪斯尼,混蛋!

  • Yeah, man.

    是啊,夥計。

  • Like, relax.

    就像,放鬆。

  • He's like, hey, you want to see me paint Mickey Mouse

    他說,嘿,你想看我畫米老鼠嗎?

  • on the floor with a wet broom?

    用溼掃帚掃地?

  • Welcome home.

    歡迎回家。

  • She said welcome home.

    她說歡迎回家。

  • I don't want-- - There--

    我不想...

  • --to do this please.

    --請你這樣做

  • She don't want to.

    她不想。

  • Cleaning the door.

    清潔門。

  • She's like, fam, like, why are y'all coming to a resort

    她說,範姆,你們為什麼要來度假村?

  • in the middle of a pandemic?

    在流行病中?

  • MERO: Please stay home.

    請留在家裡

  • Welcome home.

    歡迎回家。

  • Yo, that dog is like, yo, I'm getting the fuck out of here.

    喲,那隻狗是這樣的,喲,我得到了他媽的離開這裡。

  • Yo, y'all really reopening?

    喲,你們真的要重新開張了?

  • Rurr.

    Rurr.

  • Oh, shit.

    哦,該死的。

  • Chill.

    寒。

  • They got to put a mask on the dog.

    他們得給狗戴上面具。

  • The dog is like, Dr. Fauci said

    這隻狗就像Fauci博士說的那樣。

  • slow this down to phase three.

    慢下來,到第三階段。

  • MERO: Oh, Sean-Paul!

    肖恩保羅!

  • (SINGING): I don't really care about no COVID.

    (SINGING): I don't really care about no COVID:我真的不關心沒有COVID。

  • I'm still going to make this fucking food.

    我還是要做這個該死的食物。

  • Welcome home.

    歡迎回家。

  • DESUS: Those nametags make me think

    DESUS:這些名牌讓我想到

  • Disney is plotting something way more than an amusement park.

    迪斯尼正在謀劃的東西遠不止是一個遊樂園。

  • MERO: Yeah. This looks--

    是的,這看起來...This looks --

  • DESUS: Yeah.

    戴斯:是的。

  • MERO: --way "Hun-- mad "Hunger Games" vibes.

  • They made it.

    他們做到了。

  • They were like, listen, make sure to put their name in that

    他們說,聽著,一定要把自己的名字寫在那上面

  • language humans used to use.

    人類曾經使用的語言。

  • They're like, oh, OK. - Yes, please.

    他們很喜歡,哦,OK。- 是的,請。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Do not forget.

    不要忘記。

  • Welcome home.

    歡迎回家。

  • Dad from Estoria.

    來自埃斯托里亞的爸爸。

  • Dad.

  • Hey, welcome home, my guy.

    嘿,歡迎回家,我的傢伙。

  • Oh, boy.

    哦,天啊

  • Hey, welcome to fucking Disney World, my guy.

    嘿,歡迎來到他媽的迪斯尼世界,我的朋友。

  • - Hey, yeah-- - Motherfucking mouse.

    - 嘿,是啊-- 他媽的老鼠。

  • You know what I'm saying?

    你知道我在說什麼嗎?

  • --welcome to fucking Disney World, man.

    --歡迎來到該死的迪斯尼世界,夥計。

  • Put a fucking mask on, yo.

    戴上他媽的面具,喲。

  • Jesus fucking Christ.

    我的天啊

  • The guys sent me from New York.

    他們從紐約派我來的

  • And now, I'm in fucking Orlando. Jesus--

    而現在,我在他媽的奧蘭多。天啊...

  • Yo, who wants to--

    喲,誰想...

  • --I can't catch a fucking break.

    --我他媽就不能休息一下。

  • --you want to see fucking Mickey?

    --你想看該死的米奇嗎?

  • All right, over there. I'll go show you Mickey.

    好吧,在那裡。我去給你看米奇。

  • He a fucking rat.

    他是個該死的老鼠。

  • Yeah, I don't talk to rats, all right?

    是的,我不和老鼠說話,好嗎?

  • DESUS: All right.

    DESUS:好的

  • Listen, I don't snitch.

    聽著,我不告密。

  • I don't talk to rats.

    我不和老鼠說話

  • But if you want to see the Electric Main Street Parade,

    但如果你想看電大街遊行。

  • come back around 4 o'clock. It's beautiful.

    四點鐘左右回來。它的美麗。

  • Your kids will enjoy it. - Yeah, it's really nice.

    你的孩子會喜歡它。- 是的,它真的很好。

  • OK, have a good one.

    好,有一個好的。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • And they'll do Cinderella fireworks at 3:00 PM.

    而且他們會在下午3點放灰姑娘煙花。

  • Enjoy.

    好好享受吧

  • Also, it rains every five minutes for five minutes.

    另外,每隔五分鐘下一次雨,每次下五分鐘。

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  • Yeah, Joseph-- Joseph don't want to be there.

    是的,約瑟夫... 約瑟夫不想去那裡。

  • Xavier don't want to be there.

    澤維爾不想去那裡。

  • DESUS: You know the director was like,

    DESUS:你知道導演是這樣的:

  • could we add a touch of color?

    我們能不能加點顏色?

  • Yeah, there we go.

    是的,我們去那裡。

  • There we go.

    我們走吧

  • Yeah, yeah, there we go.

    是啊,是啊,我們去那裡。

  • Welcome, citizens.

    歡迎,市民們。

  • Yeah, the Storm Troopers are like,

    是啊,風暴部隊就像。

  • yeah, come to the Death Star.

    是啊,來死星吧。

  • Lowkey, they're just happy.

    低調,他們只是高興。

  • They was like, yo, we always have to wear masks.

    他們就像,喲,我們總是要戴口罩。

  • Now, everyone else in this park does, too.

    現在,這個公園裡的其他人也是如此。

  • Plus, we're in Florida.

    另外,我們是在佛羅里達州。

  • It's 100 degrees.

    這是100度。

  • Enjoy hell.

    享受地獄吧

  • Yeah, fucking cowards.

    是啊,他媽的懦夫。

  • Wild dark.

    野生的黑暗。

  • Your kids' Disney experience should

    您孩子的迪士尼體驗應該

  • be like the one my parents had.

    是像我的父母有一個。

  • They said Disney World is very expensive.

    他們說迪士尼樂園很貴。

  • We're going once.

    我們要去一次。

  • You better fucking remember everything and enjoy--

    你最好他媽的記住所有的事情,並享受 -

  • MERO: Yeah.

    是的

  • --the pictures because you're never going back.

    --照片,因為你再也回不去了。

  • And I was like, OK, cool.

    我當時想,好吧,酷。

  • That is the most photographs my mother has ever taken

    那是我媽媽拍過的最多的照片。

  • in her entire life was at-- DESUS: Mm-hmm.

    在她的一生中是在 -- DESUS:Mm -hmm.

  • --Disney World.

    --迪斯尼世界

  • She was like, yo, remember this shit because--

    她就像,喲,記得這個狗屎,因為 -

  • - I miss it. - --it's happening one time.

    - 我想念它。- 它的發生一次。

  • One time, one time only.

    一次,只有一次。

  • And by the way, we're driving in your dad's work van.

    對了,我們開的是你爸爸的工作車。

  • And we're gonna put lawn chairs in the back

    我們要把草坪椅放在後座上

  • because there's no seat in the back.

    因為後面沒有座位。

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