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  • - Hey, guys! What about me?

    {先前的DORKLY BITS片段}

  • What about old Shuckle?

    嗨,各位!那我呢?( ・ω・)ノ

  • Aw, man!

    那我這老壺壺呢?( ・౪・)ノ

  • I bet I'm going to evolve any second now.

    噢,老兄!

  • ANY SECOND!

    我敢打賭我現在隨時都可能進化d(ˋ・ω・´ )

  • (evolution music)

    隨時都可能(○・∀・ˊ)b

  • Oh man,

    *進化音效*

  • is this my evolution?

    噢,老兄...

  • Is Shuckle no more?

    這就是我的進化嗎?( ˋ・▽・ˊ)/

  • - Yeah, you evolutioned into "shuck the hell up".

    不再只是壺壺了嗎?( ≧▽≦)/

  • - Come on!

    沒錯,你要進化成"閉上壺的嘴"( z☉A☉)/

  • We're going to teach you a new move;

    來吧!

  • "Organ Harvest!"

    我們正要教你新的招式...

  • - Yay!

    器官摘除Ψ(☉ᴗ☉z )

  • - Okay, this potion contains every evolution stone.

    耶\(≧▽≦ )/

  • If this doesn't make me evolve, nothing will.

    好的,這罐藥水裡含有各種屬性的進化之石

  • (gulps)

    如果這不能讓我進化,就沒其他方法了\(´・▽・` )

  • It's-

    *咕嚕*

  • It's working!

    它...

  • I'm evolving!

    它起作用了\(ˋ・ꇴ・ˊ )

  • (dies)

    我正在進化\(≧∇≦*)

  • (spooky music)

    *嚥下最後一口氣*

  • Oh my God.

    我的天(ˋ・w・ˊ )

  • Oh my God!

    我的天(ˋ⊙w⊙ˊ )

  • I evolved into a ghost type!

    我進化成幽靈系୧(≧▽≦ )୨

  • - Welcome to Hell!

    歡迎來到地獄( ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • - Oh boy, a new region.

    天啊,新地區!

  • Are you my Trainer?

    你是我的訓練家嗎(⊂⊙▽⊙ )

  • - Eh, hey! Not bad!

    嘿嘿!不錯!

  • Even got a sombrero.

    還多了頂墨西哥帽( ・ˋω・ˊ)ノ

  • - Somebody help, I think there's an illegal immigrant over there!

    遠處傳來聲音:來人幫幫忙,我覺得那裡有位非法移民者((゚Д゚;))

  • (groans)

    *呻吟聲*

  • - Donde estas your papers?

    你的文件在哪裏(⊂-`д´- )

  • - W-well, it couldn't get much worse...

    好..好吧,這不會再更糟了(つ´Д`)つ

  • (creepy music)

    {會}

  • - My child, your suffering is over.

    我的孩子,你的折磨已經結束(z ˋ^´)つ

  • - Oh, hi, Satan.

    噢!嗨,撒旦\(´・▽・` )

  • - I- I'm not, I'm -

    我不是,我是...((;゚Д゚))つ

  • (sighs) Never mind.

    沒差啦\(╯^╰)/

  • - You have earned your reprave. I shall reincarnate you as anything you wish.

    你已獲得你的解救。我會實現任何你許下的願望(z ˋ^´)つ

  • - Oh, boy! I wanna come back as something with lots of evolutions.

    天啊!我想要變成有很多進化的寶可夢\(´・౪・` )

  • - I know the perfect form for you, my dear Shuckle.

    我知道有個對你而言最好的型態,我親愛的壺壺(z ˋ^´)つ

  • Enjoy it.

    好好享受(z ˋ^´)つ≡≡≡☆

  • (victorious music)

    你現在是個百變怪,壺壺(z ˋ^´)つ

  • - You are now a Ditto, Shuckle!

    雖然你不能靠自己進化,但你能變身成任何一個寶可夢 (z ˋ^´)つ

  • While you can't evolve yourself, you can become any Pokemon.

    這真是太棒了!謝謝,撒旦\(≧▽≦ )

  • - This is the best! Thanks, Satan!

    噢,拜託(lllˋωˊ)つ

  • - Oh, come on...

    你知道的,很多寶可夢對於他們的進化感到很失望

  • - You know, so many Pokemon are disappointed by their evolutions.

    他們有的覺得自己太醜或太沒用或者太性感

  • They think they're too ugly or too useless or too sexy.

    我認為有一個重點(`・ω´・ )

  • And I think there is a point.

    我們不能控制我們生來為何者,但我們能用與生俱來的天賦來控制我們要成為甚麼

  • We can't control what we're born as, but we can control what we do with the gift of life.

    我要用我的力量去變身成壺壺(⊙ᗜ⊙ )

  • I'm gonna use my powers to turn into a Shuckle!

    哇,我做到了(`・ω・´)9

  • Wow, I did it!

    哈哈!

  • Haha!

    耶!(ᗒᗨᗕ )

  • Yeah!

    各位,你們看到了嗎?

  • Guys, do you see? Do you see? Like my evolution? I'm a Shuckle!

    你們看到我的進化了嗎?我是個壺壺欸(ᗒᗨᗕ )

  • - Yeah yeah sure, whatever you say, pal,

    哈哈哈(⊙▽⊙ )

  • but we're just gonna need those kidneys you got there.

    是...是,那當然,你說了算,朋友

  • - Aw yeah, Ditto!

    但我們只要你那的一些腎臟(z ☉ᴗ☉)Ψ

  • Yeah! Haha.

    噢耶,百變怪!

  • - Ah, yeah, um, does anyone know where I can find a Mega Stone?

    耶!哈哈(⊙▽⊙ )

  • I'm having a dinner party, and I really need some extra spoons for my gazpacho course.

    嗨~是的,嗯,有人知道我能在哪找到顆超級石┐(゚~゚)┌

  • (digital music)

    我正在參加一場晚餐聚會,然後我的西班牙涼菜湯課程真的需要多幾根湯匙┐(´~`)┌

- Hey, guys! What about me?

{先前的DORKLY BITS片段}

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