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  • Ya. Hoo.

  • - Wow. - Welcome back

  • to another episode of TwoSet Violin.

  • Today, we will be reviewing...

  • Yes.

  • Some very...

  • i n t e r e s t i n g

  • and very...

  • hmMmMMmmm

  • sacrilegious.

  • - Very ding ding questions. - Yes.

  • Anyway, by the way,

  • accent like button, and...

  • In case you haven't seen,

  • check out our new high neck practice T-shirt at

  • - Yeah yeah. - I love it. It's so comfortable.

  • My neck feels warm.

  • And it always reminds you to...

  • Let's get into it.

  • And the response is...

  • Brett: Ohh.

  • Was this asked by a violist?

  • They don't know how to ask a question!

  • This person goes...

  • - What?? - The hell is that -

  • Brett: Oh, my go...

  • - Bro, this is some full essay about conspiracy theor... - Whoa! Holy

  • Oh my god!

  • Wow.

  • - Someone doesn't like violinists. What happened? - Yeah! Dude.

  • Oh my god. They're anonymous as well.

  • Dude, he's a savage.

  • - Alright. - There you go.

  • That's the question for violinists.

  • I also think yes.

  • - Yeah. Yes. - Yes.

  • - I think the answer is to subscribe to TwoSet Violin. - Yes.

  • Subscribe right now! Accent the like button.

  • Next question.

  • That's... great advice.

  • Bro, that's a crap shop!

  • - "Tune it, just do it yourself." - "Just do it yourself."

  • - I didn't tune straight away when I first learned violin. - Oh, definitely not.

  • - I reckon like, at least... - No, I had my teacher tune my violin

  • - for like, the first four years? - Yeah, for four, five years. They're like,

  • "Here."

  • "Give it to me."

  • If you know how to do it you can, but...

  • If you don't know how

  • - the fine tuners and the pegs work... - Don't, don't.

  • - Especially the pegs, don't touch the pegs. - The last... Yeah. You're gonna snap your strings.

  • You're gonna, the bridge is gonna fall over.

  • The pegs are gonna slip or something,

  • 'cause you have to push it in a bit more.

  • - The bridge is probably gonna get pulled forward... - Oh yeah, it will be pulled forward.

  • Yeah, don't do it, if you don't know how.

  • Let's see what the answers say.

  • - Exactly what we said! - Exactly!

  • Oh, I like...

  • Bro.

  • - I'm glad someone answered properly in Yahoo. - See?

  • - Faith in humanity restored. - Oh, thank god.

  • Did this just say it's harder to tune than the bass?

  • It's like,

  • "hELP! I need to know!"

  • "I've got this piece of metal here, what do I do??"

  • Bro, as if Yahoo answers can teach you that.

  • Disclaimer, you need to find a teacher!

  • How do I build my own rocket and go to the moon?

  • It's like, you expect a text response to that?

  • - Thank you! - That's right.

  • Like this.

  • - Wait, how do you hold a flute...? - "At an angle."

  • Dude... Yeah, what the...?

  • By the way guys, special pocket design for this apparel.

  • Yeah, look at that. Mmm!

  • Carry your flute wherever you go.

  • This is what it's designed for.

  • When you wanna play, do...

  • - That's a flute now, apparently. - Yeah.

  • It's a flute.

  • - I mean... - It's just that easy.

  • Yeah, it's just...

  • That's it. "Purse your lips and blow."

  • Whoa!

  • Whoa!

  • - Dude, I didn't know you could do that. - Yeah.

  • And then John responds,

  • - I can't whistle. Can you whistle? - Dude...

  • Wait.

  • Oh, dude.

  • Can't read English anymore.

  • I think like, my IQ just decreased.

  • - My IQ is decreasing from reading this. - From Yahoo answers.

  • It's like...

  • Going down.

  • Dude, why is it all roasting flute?

  • I don't know!

  • What the f...

  • - What are they on about? - What does that mean??

  • Dude, it's called sarcasm!

  • Dude, I feel like an 8-year-old kid,

  • - like a 10-year-old kid wrote this. - Yeah.

  • Image it's like, you're a 20-year-old.

  • Then, I'm so sorry, but...

  • You got problems.

  • Dude, this English is just, mmf.

  • Dude, we're learning some life wisdom here.

  • Next question.

  • Oh, that's good.

  • Whoa, congratulations.

  • That's actually impressive.

  • - It's very impressive. - Dude, can you do that on the horn?

  • I can't picture that.

  • Blah blah blah.

  • I mean, I guess you're good.

  • - Let's see what the... answers say. - ...the answers say.

  • Okay.

  • What a supportive comment section. I love it.

  • - Anonymous just said "no." - Dude, that's rough.

  • And it's got two likes?!

  • I love how, also...

  • - Jason has his name, the supportive one. - Yeah.

  • And the ones that are like, "no" are like, anonymous.

  • - It's always the trash talkers that's anonymous! - It's always...

  • 'Cause they're the ones that would never

  • - say it to your face. - Yeah.

  • - 'Cause they know it's not true. - Yeah.

  • I hope whoever asked this question...

  • ...is a TwoSetter.

  • If you are, make a post on the Ling Ling subreddit.

  • - That would be funny to find out. - Yeah! Yeah, that'd be funny.

  • Oh, imagine who that...

  • And they can squeak an F.

  • Yeahhh!

  • - That would be awesome. - Nice.

  • - Anyway. Next. - Next one.

  • - Ooh, okay. - Ooooh!

  • Before we read the answers, who do you think?

  • I like Debussy.

  • Same.

  • I think the music is more sexy.

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Apparently, Brahms looked good when he was young.

  • But! Apparently Debussy was so good with chicks.

  • - That, I think that puts it pretty well. What I feel. - Mhmm.

  • - Like, Brahms is very romantic, but Debussy is sensual. - Yeah.

  • Yeah, nah. Just listen to Debussy.

  • - You'll know what I mean. - You guys will get it.

  • Oh wait there's a...

  • I have no idea.

  • I'm so bad with these.

  • Eddy: Oh my...

  • That's a good one.

  • Dude, these guys are so funny.

  • Dude, they're just troll...

  • Dude, Yahoo questions is the worst place!

  • - Dude, that is the worst question - It's so trolls.

  • and the funniest troll answers.

  • Piece.

  • Oh, no.

  • "I need to..."

  • "I need to know."

  • "I NEED to know."

  • Da na na na na na na.

  • Da na na na.

  • Dude, I won't be able to sleep until I find out.

  • Da na na na na na na na... da.

  • Na na na?

  • Da na na na, na na na, da na na. No.

  • Let's see what the answers are.

  • Oh, no one's gonna know.

  • But if it was...

  • But if it was...

  • It is Beethoven's....

  • Die Subscribetotwosetviolin Sonata.

  • - Dude, there's so many troll answers. - Yeah, you guys are all trolls.

  • Alright, what's next?

  • You need help.

  • - You need Ling Ling in your life. - Yeah.

  • Nice work.

  • Yeah! Yeah.

  • It's true!

  • Whoa! Practice...

  • I love that.

  • That is true!

  • - Ding ding! - It's all about the habit.

  • Alright guys, that's it for Yahoo questions.

  • Remember to go practice!

  • Comment in the comment section below,

  • what is this piece?

  • Song.

  • Piece. Piece.

  • - We need to know. - Yeah.

  • If we don't know, we cannot film new episode.

  • Yeah.

  • It goes like this.

  • Da na na.

  • Da da dun dun dun...

  • Da na.

  • Dun dun... na da.

  • Da da.

  • Eddy: Ding ding.

Ya. Hoo.

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回答可笑的雅虎問題 (Answering Ridiculous Yahoo Questions)

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    李芷凝 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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