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  • -The following video may contain sexy content.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Well, hello there. I'm Jasper St. Mirth.

  • Do you love Christmas music, but wish it was less cheerful

  • and more sexy? [ Laughter ]

  • Well then, you naughty minx.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Your dirty Christmas wish just came true.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • 'Cause you're going to love this new album

  • from the man who brought you "A Legendary Christmas"

  • and "A Legendary Christmas: The Deluxe Edition."

  • It's "John Legend Presents: Sexiest Elf Alive."

  • And it's full -- [ Cheers and applause ]

  • And it's full of all the sexiest, sultriest,

  • nastiest Christmas songs out there.

  • Just listen to this sensual rendition of "Jingle Bells."

  • ♪♪

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells

  • Jingle all the way

  • Put some tassels on your nips

  • And let them swing away, hey

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Wow.

  • Titillating. [ Laughter ]

  • And that's not all.

  • This album has so much more, including steamy songs like,

  • "Oh Ho -ly Night." [ Laughter ]

  • "Silver Balls." [ Laughter ]

  • "Frosty the Blowman." [ Laughter ]

  • Just feast your nasty little ear holes on this piping hot track.

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ All I want for Christmas is my first three-way

  • My first three-way

  • My first three-way

  • Gee if I could only have my first three-way

  • ♪ I could finally kiss your sister

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -"Sexiest Elf Alive" also includes a bunch of songs

  • with the word "sexy" just haphazardly thrown in.

  • [ Laughter ] Songs like,

  • "Grandma Got Run Over by a Sexy Reindeer."

  • [ Laughter ] "God Rest Ye Merry Sexy Men,"

  • and "I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In,

  • and They Were All Full of Hot, Sexy, Single Brazilian Models."

  • [ Laughter ] Plus, this arousing update to

  • "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

  • ♪♪

  • You know Dasher and Dancer

  • And Prancer and Vixen

  • Mmm

  • Comet and Cupid

  • And Donner and Blitzen

  • But do you recall

  • The most sexiest reindeer of all? ♪

  • Whoo ♪ [ Laughter ]

  • Rudolph the well-hung reindeer

  • [ Cheers and applause ] ♪ Had a sexy flowing mane

  • And even human women

  • Would see Rudolph and say "dang, dang" ♪

  • [ Laughter ] ♪ All of the other reindeer

  • Wished that they were him, of course

  • ♪ 'Cause he had the biggest... ♪

  • Antlers

  • And was hung just like

  • ♪ A horse ♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

  • He had a big

  • Dick ♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Thank you!

  • ♪♪

  • -Don't wait.

  • Order your copy of

  • "John Legend Presents: Sexiest Elf Alive" today,

  • and soon you'll be asking yourself,

  • "Is it hot in here, or is it just Christmas?"

  • [ Laughter ] Sold exclusively

  • in the back room at Spencer's. [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

-The following video may contain sexy content.

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    林宜悉   發佈於 2020 年 07 月 03 日
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