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  • -♪ Go on, go on, git

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • [ Western music playing, laughter ]

  • -Oh, my gosh.

  • -[ Southern accent ] Go on -- Go on, git,

  • shovels.

  • You've been getting a free pass for far too long.

  • But it's time somebody says it like it is.

  • You're just big spoons for dirt.

  • Now, go on, git, and take your rakes with you.

  • We all know they're just ground combs.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git, New Year's resolutions.

  • You're telling me I have to start eating more vegetables

  • just because the Earth spun all the way around the sun again?

  • Big deal, New Year's resolutions.

  • I'm going to say to you what the police said to me

  • when I drove my tractor on the highway

  • so I could get to Benihana before 5:00 p.m.

  • "Go on, git."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Oh, no.

  • -Go on, git. -[ Laughs ]

  • -[ Chokes, coughs ] -You might have hay fever.

  • -Go on, git. This one splintered off a little.

  • Go on, git, $300 coffee makers they sell at Starbucks.

  • You know the only reason I'm at Starbucks

  • is 'cause I don't want to make my own coffee, right?

  • What's your end game here, that I buy one of those things

  • and never come to Starbucks again?

  • Boy howdy, that's a bad business strategy.

  • That's a 2%, no-foam, half-caff, triple-pump git!

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -I'm -- -Go on, git...

  • -God.

  • -...hockey pucks.

  • Y'all know you're just hamburgers I can't eat.

  • You can't fool me twice. Now, go on, git.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git,

  • yogurts that spray a little yogurt when you open them up.

  • I shouldn't have to call in the yogurt bomb squad

  • every time I want to enjoy some Chobani

  • while riding my horse Chobani.

  • That's right, I named my horse Chobani.

  • No, not after the yogurt Chobani,

  • after my friend Terry Chobani.

  • Now git, spraying yogurt. Git.

  • -Terry --

  • -[ Spits ] [ Ding! ]

  • [ Spitting ]

  • -You named your horse Chobani?

  • [ Laughing ] Oh, my God.

  • -Go on, git,

  • baby pandas!

  • Nah, I'm just playing with you. You can stay.

  • I love you, baby pandas. Come on back.

  • I love you.

  • Go on, git, Hamburger Helper hand.

  • I sure do appreciate all that you do for ground beef,

  • but let's face it, you're an abomination,

  • an affront to nature. What are you, anyway --

  • an oven mitt that wished to be a real boy?

  • Makes me ill to think about you. I'd give you the middle finger

  • but you wouldn't even know what that is,

  • 'cause you don't have one.

  • I hate you, Hamburger Helper hand.

  • I hate you. Git.

  • It's hard to see them go,

  • but I'm glad I got it out of my system.

-♪ Go on, go on, git

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Go On, Git: New Year's Resolutions, Hamburger Helper Hand

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    林宜悉   發佈於 2020 年 07 月 03 日
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