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  • Hi.

  • Welcome.

  • Welcome to the Ellen DeGeneres Show, where our motto is Same pants, Different day.

  • I'm coming to you through Zoom.

  • It's a magic technique.

  • I don't know how it works.

  • All I know is that my Internet bill for May was $20,000.

  • What's happening?

  • I hope the cable company accepts checks from Shutterfly.

  • Happy June.

  • Can you believe it's June?

  • Can you believe that?

  • Everybody me talking to?

  • I can't believe it.

  • I can't believe I can't believe it Here in Los Angeles, that means if it's the beginning of June, it's June gloom.

  • That's when the sun is covered by fog all day long, which is different from the rest of the year when the sun is blocked by pollution, We've actually had a lot less pollution.

  • Now that people are staying home, it finds, Ah, you know, Here's what I think.

  • I think when when you look at what's happening, let's look at a silver lining for a quarantine, and being home gives me a chance to do lots of things that I don't usually get to do.

  • Like I I get to see the mailman delivering the mail every day, and, uh, it's nice.

  • I feel like I really I know him now.

  • Yesterday, he was dropping off a package and a said Richard, Hi and he said, My name's Brian Anyway, way have fun.

  • It's supposed to be safer to stay at home.

  • But in the last few weeks, the country has been opening back up in California.

  • They're doing it in three stages, and I think I remember the stages are in the beginning.

  • You can go out in small groups and then the next stage is kissing on the mouth.

  • And then the next one is touching over the shirt.

  • Am I thinking of the wrong stage?

  • Is that the whole different?

  • Okay, I'm thinking of something different.

  • If you're going outside, it's important to remember to stay safe.

  • Keep social distancing.

  • Wash your hands.

  • Most importantly, you're not supposed to touch your face.

  • Andy, how many times do you think you've touched your face during during this?

  • This time we've been doing the show.

  • I know, I know.

  • I talk to my face.

  • I'm aware that I don't know it when it's happening, But then when I watch back, I go.

  • Wow, Now one of the reasons that you just did it, you know, literally.

  • Just touch your face.

  • I was next to, you know, Say I want to hear it.

  • What's your There's one move.

  • I do.

  • Which is this a lot.

  • Uh, and that move is just to get the white off the nicotine la singers.

  • Sometimes it collects.

  • And glad tells me that Uh huh.

  • Yeah, I am.

  • I'll admit I have touched my face because I'm aware of it, and I try not to like, but if I have an itch or if I have to I'm aware when I do it thinking, Oh, I'm not supposed to touch my face.

  • And anyway, you have done it a lot.

  • And, ah, for some reason, um, are writers decided to show a montage of how many times you've touched your face.

  • It wasn't my idea that this was in one show.

  • This was last week.

  • Okay, let's take a look.

  • Um, I okay where I am.

  • Uh oh.

  • I don't need my mask.

  • Put up.

  • Well, that will protect you.

  • You're welcome.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Uh huh.

  • Oh, my God.

  • What happens now?

  • That sounded like a long piece of tape.

  • Right there.

  • It was.

  • It was long.

  • Sometimes it's better, longer.

  • That's what she said.

  • Come on towards.

  • I'll give it to you.

  • That's why I know I said, I don't think my mic was on.

  • I said it.

  • I barely catch those.

  • But I was.

  • I was ready.

  • Not good.

  • All right.

  • That's what she said.

  • Don't say.

  • That's what she said.

  • No longer is better.

  • Um, I'm gonna be showing that clip once a week for the rest of the season.

  • So is that okay?

  • No.

  • You know what?

  • I think they should put together how many times Because I have touched my face.

  • And now just thinking about it.

  • I want to teach my nose because that's the problem.

  • You start thinking about it.

  • You're in trouble.

  • Yeah.

Hi.

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