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  • Well, I have sent Melissa McCarthy to a dry cleaners

  • called Milt & Edie's.

  • It's right here in Burbank.

  • And we set up hidden cameras.

  • Melissa is wearing an earpiece.

  • And she has to say and do whatever I tell her to do.

  • OK.

  • Ugh.

  • Oh, boy.

  • Oh, boy, oh, boy.

  • Oh, boy.

  • Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

  • How are you today?

  • I'm having a day.

  • I'm having a day.

  • I'm having a day.

  • OK, let me just tell you what happened.

  • OK, let me just tell you what happened.

  • I had a headache this morning.

  • I had a headache this morning.

  • So I take two Tylenols.

  • So I pop two Tylenol.

  • But they're Tylenol PMs.

  • But they're Tylenol PMs.

  • Yeah, not just regular Tylenol.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • So then I drank green tea to try to wake up.

  • So then I drink green tea to try to wake up.

  • Guess what.

  • It's not.

  • It's Sleepytime tea.

  • No, it's Sleepytime tea.

  • I'm struggling.

  • I'm struggling.

  • I'm [BLEEP] up.

  • I'm seriously [BLEEP] up.

  • I'm [BLEEP] up.

  • I'm [BLEEP] up.

  • Anyway, let's get to the clothes.

  • Anyway, let's get to the clothes.

  • Yeah, yeah, all right.

  • Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, plenty of times.

  • Yes, yes, yes.

  • Many, many, many times.

  • Many, many times.

  • Let's not talk about phone numbers right now.

  • Let's not talk about the phone number on the account

  • right now.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • Yeah, OK.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • I'm so tired.

  • OK.

  • [YAWNS] I'm so tired.

  • OK, here.

  • Let me just put everything in.

  • Let's look at my blouse.

  • Let's look at my blouse.

  • You can't see the stain, but I can.

  • You can't see the stain, but I can.

  • So I need this out.

  • I see a little--

  • That whole thing.

  • I need this out, the whole thing.

  • Do you see it?

  • I need this out.

  • Most people can't see it.

  • Most people can't see it, but I need it out.

  • It's actually my husband's blouse.

  • I need it out.

  • It's my husband's blouse.

  • Laugh really hard.

  • Laugh really hard.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • I'm so tired.

  • I'm so tired.

  • Oh, boy.

  • I am so tired.

  • What's your name?

  • What's your name?

  • "Alexan."

  • Like "Alexan."

  • Like election.

  • Like Lexus, the car, but with an A.

  • Oh.

  • Oh.

  • Like, "Alexa, play music."

  • Like, Alexa, play music, do this for me.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Alexa, play music.

  • Beep.

  • All right.

  • Listen.

  • I drive by here and I see these inspiring quotes on your sign.

  • I drive by here and I see these inspiring quotes on your sign.

  • Do you take suggestions?

  • Do you take suggestions?

  • I have a few pitches.

  • I have a few.

  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the "boo-shes."

  • But spell it "boo-shes" with a bunch of Os.

  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the "boo-shes."

  • But a whole bunch of Os.

  • O-O-O-O-O.

  • But O-O-O-O-O.

  • Like "boo-shes."

  • "Boo-shes."

  • Oh, OK.

  • I like that one.

  • I like that.

  • How about this one?

  • How about this one?

  • How about this one though?

  • How about this one?

  • Give a man a pressed shirt, he'll

  • have clean clothes for a day.

  • Teach a man to press a shirt, we'll hire him.

  • Give a man a clean shirt and he'll press it for a day.

  • Teach a man to press his shirt and we'll hire him.

  • Laugh really hard.

  • Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • That's a good one.

  • That's a good one.

  • That's a good one.

  • Oh, that's a good one.

  • [LAUGHS] That's a good one.

  • Oh, that's a good one.

  • All right.

  • Ooh.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • You can see why I'm so successful.

  • You can see why I'm so successful.

  • Yes.

  • How about this?

  • How about this one?

  • Listen, I got another one.

  • Here's another one.

  • OK, I got another one.

  • Yes.

  • When life hands you lemons, say, hey, cool, free lemons.

  • One lemon says to another lemon--

  • one lemon said to the other lemon.

  • One lemon said to the other lemon.

  • That one's a thinker.

  • Never mind.

  • That's a thinker.

  • Again, I'm [BLEEP] up.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • That's OK.

  • I'm [BLEEP] up.

  • I'm [BLEEP] up.

  • [BLEEP] up.

  • Here's one.

  • Here's one.

  • Fool me once, shame on you.

  • Fool me twice, you fool me once, you're

  • not going to fool me again.

  • Full me once, shame on you.

  • Fool me twice, shame on you for fooling me, and shame on you.

  • Shame on you.

  • OK.

  • Start to nod out.

  • Start to nod off a little bit.

  • Nod off a little bit.

  • That's a nud up a little bit.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • That's a nud up.

  • That's a nud up.

  • [LAUGHS] All right.

  • You gotta nud up.

  • Right.

  • Hey.

  • Start to fall asleep.

  • Fall down.

  • Go down.

  • Go down on the ground.

  • On the ground.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Are you OK?

  • Wake up.

  • Are you OK?

  • Wake up and yell, Emilio Estevez!

  • Just yell, Emilio Estevez!

  • Why don't you sit down?

  • Yell, Emilio Estevez.

  • Emilio Estevez!

  • Thank you for your hospitality.

  • Thank you.

  • This is a great place.

  • Are you sure you're OK?

  • Do you know who likes this place?

  • Do you know who likes this place?

  • Hm?

  • What's that?

  • Do you know who likes this place?

  • Do you know Alexa plays?

  • Ellen DeGeneres.

  • Ellen DeGeneres.

  • She plays Ellen DeGeneres sometimes.

  • And she's been telling me what to say this whole time.

  • And she's been telling me what to say the whole time.

  • There's cameras everywhere.

  • There's cameras everywhere.

  • Are you serious?

  • Yeah.

  • You're joking.

  • No way.

  • No way.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • I'm sorry I scared you!

  • Oh, my god!

  • It's Ellen's fault!

  • It's Ellen's fault!

  • Say shame.

  • Thanks, Melissa.

Well, I have sent Melissa McCarthy to a dry cleaners

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