字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 This episode of Death Battle is brought to you by Gamefly. 這一期的生死決鬥由GameFly贊助 They're two of the most iconic swordsmen in videogame history.... 這兩位是遊戲史上最具指標的劍士 known for taking on things way out of their league. 以專門打敗遠比自己強大的怪物成名 Link, the champion of Hyrule. 林克·海利 - 冠軍勇士 And Cloud Strife, guardian of the Lifestream. 還有克勞德·史特萊夫 - 心泉的守護者 And orphans. 還罩孤兒 Since both combatants use such vast player-customizable arsenals... 鑒於兩位都是武器專家而且武器庫龐大 in this scenario they will wield what they are most comfortable taking into battle. 在這場戰鬥中，他們都會用自己平常帶上戰場的武器 This the weapons they choose to take into their fighting games. 以下是他們在自己格鬥遊戲中使用的武器 武器從上述規則中選擇指標性和使用頻率高的武器 規則 武器庫取自各自的作品 盔甲盡可能選取標準配置 沒有場外援助 [不能召喚精靈等] However since standard skills, weapons, traits and armor aren't specified in Dissidia and Smash... 他們武器的選擇、作戰技巧以及其他技巧有很多 we're taking those from their whole story. 我們會用上所有作品的資料 And remember, in Death Battle there is no outside help allowed. 還有，在生死決鬥中是不允許有外場援助的 "Ooh, but Boomstick, they have summons, and they're cool, and fairies, and..." Shut up! 啊~~棍哥哥，我想看召喚那個很酷的精靈和龍... It's our show, and this is the way we're doing! 閉嘴！這是我們的節目我們不玩這個 I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick... 我是巫師他是爆炸棍 and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... 我們的工作是分析他們的武器、盔甲和技巧 A Death Battle. 找出誰會贏得生死決鬥 Link is the legendary multi-incarnate hero of the Hyrule Kingdom. 林克是海拉爾王國戰績顯赫的勇士 Humble and brave, he's battled the forces evil for over ten generations. 傳承衣缽的勇士們已經和邪靈們戰鬥了十代人 Each fairy hero is Link... Ha ha! To each other. 每一個小精靈英雄都叫林克，怎麼稱呼對方呢... No, Boomstick, he's no a fairy. 不是的爆炸棍，他不是精靈...尖耳朵、身材好、會魔法 Pointy ears, tights, magic, and look at that hair! 還有看那秀髮，絕對是精靈 Fairy. 每一位林克都擁有英雄之魂 Every incarnation of Link bears the spirit if the Hero... 是從上一位林克身上偷走的不催意志和戰鬥能力 bestowing the unbreakable will and combat prowess of each previous owner. 由於他已經擁有十代人的經驗，自然是大量武器和魔法的專家 Since he's got over ten Links of learning to work with, he's an expert with tons of weapons and magic. 特別擅長著名的大師之劍 Especially his iconic Master Sword. 這丙劍刃由海迪爾女神的祝福，可以斬殺強大的惡魔 This double-edged blade was forged by the goddess Hylia, to slay powerful demons. 它可以抵抗邪惡並且反彈黑暗魔法 It repels evil, and deflects light-based magic. 林克在最佳狀態時甚至可以用劍射激光 And when Link is in top shape, he can shoot beam things out of it! 光的顏色在受到攻擊時會改變，我不明白是為什麼，但是... Why this changes when he takes a hit, I don't understand, but hey, lasers! 嘿！有激光耶 When low on energy, the Master Sword can still launch the Skyward Strike, by calling upon power from above. 當缺少能量時大師之劍仍然可以從天空召喚雷電之力 In addition, it utilizes three magical medallions. 加成的力量可以一次解決三個魔法怪物 However, the Master Sword is far from Link's only weapon. 林克的武器庫可遠不止是大師之劍 He's got some deep pockets. 他的口袋深得不得了 He somehow carries around a boomerang and tons of bombs... 他不知怎麼的裝著迴旋鏢到處走 along with a hookshot, which launches ziplines his way around and bring things to him. 成堆的炸彈，還有能夠長距離伸縮的勾爪能夠長距離移動或者抓取物品 Man, that really would've help to get that last beer all those times on the couch. 這東西在軟在沙發上想拿啤酒時肯定很管用 Probably I'd still be married. - 說不定還不會離婚呢 - 十分懷疑 Doubt it. Links is an excellent archer, and uses the Hero's Bow in conjunction with several different arrow types. 林克是一個神射手，用英雄之弓可以射出很多不同的箭頭 However, much of Link's arsenal is more suited to exploration than combat. 林克武器庫中的道具在行動中比戰鬥有用 Which is why he hides behind several layers of defence. 這也是為什麼他喜歡藏著幾個救命法寶 Like the Red Ring, which reduces injury by 75%. 像紅戒指，能夠恢復75%的防禦力 The Golden Gauntlets brace his arms against intense pressure, though do not increase striking power. 黃金拳套，能夠承受1000噸壓力並且極大的增強力量 He also carries three different pairs of boots. 他還同時攜帶三種不同的靴子 Three, huh? Told you he is a fairy. 三雙啊！？告訴過你他是精靈的（臭美） The Iron Boots weight 130 pounds, the Hover Boots float in midair... 鐵靴重130磅 and the Pegasus Boots with attached Roc's feather increase Link's speed and agility to superhuman levels. 盤旋靴可以飛行 But his best defense is the Hylian Shield. 佩格薩斯靴將他的速度和靈敏度增強到超人類等級 Originally crafted by the Thunder Dragon Lanayru, the Hylian Shield is completely indestructible. 他最好的防具是海利亞之盾 Link also has a little help from the goddesses, via the Triforce of Courage. 由屬於雷龍拉那魯的鱗片製造 This tiny golden triangle embodies his ability to beat overwhelming odds. 海利亞之盾真真正正的堅不可摧 He is a puzzle solver, analyzing and exploiting his opponent's weaknesses... 林克還有女神的幫助，給他三段能力 even with there's one only possible means of winning. 這個由三個小三角形拼成的三角形擁有三重能力 But while Link has the necessary tools to take on any opponent... 他是解謎者，分析敵人的弱點並使其暴露 his over-reliance on inventory over pure skill leaves him vulnerable. 即使只有1%的成功概率的弱點 Still, anyone who can fight a guy three times his size, while wielding a sword twice as large as he is... 林克有對付所有情況以及對手的道具 is a badass in my book. 他對道具的依靠和缺乏技巧使得他易受攻擊 With so many weapons and skills, there are few could stand a chance against the Hero of Hyrule. 但是一個能夠打敗比他大三倍而且能揮舞自己塊頭X2的巨劍的人 Plus, if he dies, we can always just clap and bring him back to life... 在我眼裡是流弊的 He's not a fairy! 有如此多的武器和本領，沒有多少人是能夠對抗這位海德利英雄的 Cloud Strife, guardian of the Lifestream, is no ordinary swordsman. 就算他死了也能附身到下一個人身上復活 There's no way around it. He's a fucking super soldier. But damn, he's on desperate need for a haircut! 他不是精靈啊！ Impulsive and moody, Cloud strove to join the SOLDIERS of the Shinra organization. 克勞德·斯克萊夫，心泉的守護者可不是一般的劍士 Instead he was forcefully exposed to Mako poisoning... 這當然的，這傢伙踏馬的簡直是超級士兵 a raw energy drained from the planet itself. 但是他的髮型真是無與倫比 And somehow it gave him all the memories of his dead buddy Zack.... 年輕而且躁動的克勞德·史克萊夫加入了加入了Siner組織 including his first class SOLDIER training. Thanks, strangely convenient planet poison! 作為交換他可以注入makoe毒液 That's not all Cloud inherited from his friend. His main weapon is Zack's Buster Sword... 從星球本身提取出的原始能量 a colossal single-edged blade. 而且不知怎麼的，將他死去兄弟扎克斯的記憶傳給他 With his strength, Cloud can swing this much faster than any normal human. 包括他的特別訓練 Holy shit, look at that! That's a man sword right there! 太感謝了，異常方便的星球毒液 The Buster Sword contains two slots for Materia, condensed Mako that grants magical abilities. 克勞德從他朋友那繼承的不止記憶 However, since their creation damages the planet, Cloud has limited his Materia use. 他的主武器是扎克斯的破壞劍 He typically carres the Firaga materia, which shoots fire at things. 一把巨型的單刃劍 And in the last slot, we're giving Cloud his most iconic Materia, Thundaga. 擁有極強的力量，克勞德揮舞巨劍的速度遠超常人 This Materia can shoot electricity and summon lightning bolts. 我個靠！快看啊，那才是男人舞的劍 Cloud has an encyclopedia's worth of anger issues, which actually works to his advantage. 破壞劍可以分成兩把武器 He can channel his rage into extremely powerful Limit Break attacks. 配合上魔石可以使用魔法能力 These emo-charged Limit Breaks range from paralyzing foes with cross slash... 在他們的作品損壞星球後 to launching meteors from his sword. 克勞德就將魔石發揮到了極致 But his deadliest is the Omnislash, a move so fast and powerful it practically guarantees victory. 他通常攜帶火焰魔石 As he doesn't carry any other Materia, Cloud obviously wears Ziedrich armor... 可以射出火那樣的東西 While this magical band has 0 Materia slots, it grants the wearer an extraordinary amount of defense... 在這場裡我們給克勞德配上他最具標誌的魔石 and halves damage received from elemental, magical and physical effects. 雷電魔石，這魔石可以發射雷電和召喚雷球 Also, Cloud wears a ribbon, which makes him immune to all status effects, like burns and stuns. 克勞德性格易怒是眾所周知的 Well, I guess that makes it worth wearing a freaking chick accesory! 偏偏憤怒對他有利 Cloud is rash and agresive, but not the brightest fighter. 他可以將怒火轉換成非常強大的極限突破攻擊 He often relies on overpowering opponents through sheer ferocity and brute strength. 這些暴怒的極限突破僅僅幾下就能麻痺對手 Like a badass, you don't need to think too hard when you're strong enough to cut through freaking skyscrapers... 能夠從劍裡裝膛流星 Cloud's singlehandely taken down quite a few powerhouses... 他最致命的招式是無隙斬 like that giant Bahamut SIN, and planet-busting Sephiroth. 這招實在太強大，使出後幾乎可以宣告勝利 He's even been completely impaled and shrugged it out like it was nothing! 克勞德不攜帶其他的魔石，所以他會穿上其他裝備 Multiple times! I mean, look at that shit! 他的魔法護腕沒有任何魔石孔 It's impossible to deny Cloud's superhuman abilities makes him one of the deadliest swordsmen... 但是它有驚人的防禦力 in videogame history. 還可以恢復魔法和物理攻擊造成的傷害 Even if he looks like a girl. 克勞德還穿有緞帶，這就讓他的髮型顯得更合理了 Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all. 我猜能夠編辮子也是值了 But first, I command you to obey the following message! 克勞德是勇猛的戰士，但不是一個睿智的勇者 Hey Boomstick, to you like videogames? 他通常是通過力量壓制和擊敗對手 Yeah, but they're so expensive! I just wish there was some sort of magical Internet service... 像個狠角色一樣 so I could play them without having to buy them all! 當你有能力砍爛摩天大樓的時候也就不需要多想問題了 Well, starting at $15.95 a month you can sign up for Gamefly... 克勞德單槍匹馬就爛了不少碉堡的東西 the largest online video game rental service. With over 8,000 titles to choose from... 像是那怪物巴哈姆特和蹂躪星球的薩菲羅斯 you can rent up to four games at a time and play them for as long as you like. 他被長毛捅穿後就抓著刀像沒事人一樣甩 So I get everything? Sucks for you being a PC gamer! 甩了好多次啊！你看那刀！ I told you consoles were better! 不可能否認的是 Wrong! Gamefly members can play hundreds of PC games for free with unlimited PC play. 克勞德的超人類能力使得他成為遊戲史上最致命的劍士之一 What?! No way! 就算他看起來娘的不行 Yes way! Don't believe it? Try it yourself for free at www.gamefly.com/deathbattle 好了，雙方已經匹配好 Well, I would be stupid not to do that right after this Death Battle! 讓我們一次解決這場戰鬥 (Rock music) 但是我要先放下面的短片~~~ Fight! 爆炸棍，你喜歡電子遊戲嗎？ (Metal ringing) 當然喜歡，但是他們實在太貴了 Heh! 我真希望有個神奇的網站出租他們，我就不需要全買了 Heeyah! 15.95美金一個月，你就可以加入GAMEFLY (Magic dispersing) 最大的電子遊戲租借網站 Huurgh! 有超過8000種遊戲，你可以一次租四款遊戲 Uah! 借多久都可以 (Swords clashing) 所以什麼遊戲都能玩了嗎？哈哈！ (Slashing) PC玩家吃虧了吧！我就說遊戲機更好！ Tei! 錯了！GAMEFLY的用戶可以無限制的免費玩所有PC遊戲 (Magic hissing) 不！不可能，有可能，如果不信可以去免費試用 (Electricity crackling) (Sword clanging) 點這裡免費玩╮(╯▽╰)╭ YAH! 如果不去就真的傻了，去之前先看生死決鬥！！！！ Huh! 噢~~快悄悄那個精靈男，真是棒極了 (Loud footsteps) 這可能是生死決鬥中實力最相近的匹配 (Cloud shouting) 林克常規的軍火庫和策略正好能夠對付克勞德的武器 (Electricity crackling) 更不提他的裝備讓他能夠對抗克勞德的超人類力量 Teyah! 克勞德是強壯，但是林克的黃金手套更強大 Uh! 在時光之笛裡林克用手套舉起並扔出居然的花崗岩 (Dramatic music) (Bowstring stretching) 花崗岩的密度2.79-3.07g/cm3 (Repetitive clanging) 這表明林克可以承受至少1000噸的壓力 (Ice forming) 抗下克勞德所有的攻擊 (Glimmering) 克勞德不應該只注意大師之劍 (Ice shatters) (Clang!) 獲勝的是林克 Heyah! 下一期生死決鬥 (Beating) (Sword spinning through air) (Plink!) (Sword scrapes across floor) (Hammering) Uh! (Heroic music) (Clawshot whirring) Eyah! (Flipping through air) (Explosions) (Boots slipping on floor) (Friction squeal) Yah! (Clang!) Stars! Rain down! (Crashing) This ends here! (Yelling) (Reticle bleeping) (Shield clanging) UuuuuAAAAH! (Weak grunt) (Crash!) (Climactic music) Iyah! (Explosions) EeeeeeeeEEEEh! (Music stopping) (Slam!) K.O.! Wow! Shack one up for the fairy guy. That was awesome! In what might be the closest duel in Death Battle history... Link's combination of arsenal and strategy were just enough to defeat Cloud's brute force. Not to mention his items helped him match Cloud's superhuman abilities. Cloud may be powerful, but Link's Golden Gauntlets were stronger. In Ocarina of Time, Link used them to lift and thow an enormous column of granite. As granite weights 166 pounds per square foot, this means Link can withstand... over a thousand tons of pressure, surviving any of Cloud's assaults. Cloud should've had his mind on more than just the Master Sword. The winner is Link. It is scientifically proven that people enjoy Death Battle and other Screwattack content more... if it's put right in front of them. Like right here! Click this convenient link... and see another episode of Death Battle, or other Screwattack videos. I'm doing it, for science! Thanks for being a test subject, Boomstick. I did science! I'm better than you! Next time on Death Battle.