字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Chad: Hey everybody we have a brand new DEATH BATTLE! T-shirt on the Screwattack's/Rooster Teeth's store. Head to store.roosterteeth.com and you guys can pick one up. It's a great way to support the show. Wiz: Cletus Kassady didn't have the chance to be a well-adjusted adult. Because his entire family was already crazy. While Cletus was just a boy his father got sent to jail for killing his mother. Boomstick: Which she did because she had tried to kill Cletus. Wiz: Which she did because Cletus had tortured and killed her dog Fifi. Boomstick: Well, go Mrs. Kasady! All dog murderers deserve death, even if they're eight. Right, Jack Spaniels? Jack Spaniels: (barks) Boomstick: Good boy. Oh and uh Cletus murdered his grandma too. 'Cause, eh she's kind of a bitch. Wiz: He didn't stop there and wound up burning down his own orphanage. Years later he was finally arrested and convicted for 11 murders. Boomstick: You mean the eleven murders they knew about. Wiz: But while in prison Cletus found that he wasn't alone. In fact his cellmate just so happened to be: Eddie Brock. Boomstick: Who you may know is that creepy guy covered in black ink called: Venom. Wiz: That ink is actually a symbiotic alien known as: Klyntar. This Symbiote bonded with Eddie transforming him into a powerful and violent rival for the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Boomstick: But what Eddie didn't know was... It was PREGNANT. (laughs) Time to go out for cigarettes Eddie. Wiz: Well Symbiotes actually reproduced asexually. When Eddie became Venom once again. The Symbiote sort of... Oozed out its spawn. And left it there. Boomstick: Just like me and my dad. Well this new Symbiote immediately attached itself to Cletus. But unlike the Venom one it merged through a cut on his skin. Creatin' this suit made out of blood. Eww. That doesn't seem sanitary. Wiz: And together they became... Carnage. Carnage: Cassidy is gone. There is only CARNAGE! Boomstick: A fittin' name for a psycho mass murderer. Cletus and his new Symbiote quickly got up to what they knew best. Creatin' Maximum Carnage. Remember that game? It was great. Wiz: And with his new superpowers he was a vicious force to be reckoned with. He has the same superhuman strength, speed and durability as Venom. And supposedly even greater. Like a Venom 2.0. Boomstick: He can shape-shift to make all sorts of killer weapons like axes, swords and spikes. He can even rip those weapons off himself for launch 'em at his victims. Have you ever tried rippin' your fingers up and throw 'em at people? 'Cause that it just kind of what Carnage does. It's kind of like insult and injury. Watch I'm gonna try rip up my middle finger and throw it at Wiz. Wiz: Boomstick don't be an idiot. Boomstick: Almost got it. Almoooost. Oh shit! It's dislocated. Wiz: (groans) Goddamnit. All right come back next week and we'll cover Carnage opponent: Lucy from Elfin Lied. Boomstick: Look I can make it spin.